/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1603

You can hide in all of those bunkers Hoxha made

Austria is at 39
Not that it matters, will be more in a few hours

Today.

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>Madrid is rekt
>Parents STILL going out to the city
>Refuse to wear masks
>Boss has to go to the quarantine hospital from time to time
>Gf goes to Madrid daily, takes public transportation
>refuses to wear mask

I'm fucked, am I not? I should've done better in life to find my own fucking place and bunker the fuck up.

FUCK

BRAZIL FOUND A SUPER SPREADER

BRAZIL FOUND A SUPER SPREADER

niggers tongue my anus

*COOF*

Today's test results from the UK will be published in 15 minutes.

Sit tight lads.

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GERMANY SURPASSING JAPAN AT "ITALIAN" SPEED 455 (+193)
>GERMANY SURPASSING JAPAN AT "ITALIAN" SPEED
GERMANY SURPASSING JAPAN AT "ITALIAN" SPEED 455 (+193)
>GERMANY SURPASSING JAPAN AT "ITALIAN" SPEED
GERMANY SURPASSING JAPAN AT "ITALIAN" SPEED 455 (+193)
>GERMANY SURPASSING JAPAN AT "ITALIAN" SPEED
GERMANY SURPASSING JAPAN AT "ITALIAN" SPEED 455 (+193)
>GERMANY SURPASSING JAPAN AT "ITALIAN" SPEED

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>dies cause he can't control a wet hole or at least distance it from himself when it spites his chances of survival
shiggy diggy

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Either China fucked up with this guy, or it's confirmed you can catch the virus a second time not even a week later and die from it.
>A 36-year-old man has died in Wuhan from respiratory failure days after being discharged from hospital
>The report, which was later removed, said Li Liang had been admitted to the hospital – built to treat patients with mild and moderate symptoms – on >February 12, according to his wife, surnamed Mei. He was discharged two weeks later with instructions to stay in a quarantine hotel for 14 days.
Mei said her husband was not feeling well two days after leaving the hospital, with dry mouth and gaseous stomach. On March 2, Li said he felt sick and was sent to a hospital, where he was certified dead that afternoon.

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

>Miri
>Hebrew name of debated meaning. >Many believe it to mean "sea of bitterness" or "sea of sorrow." However, some sources cite the alternative definitions of "rebellion," "wished-for child," and "mistress or lady of the sea." >The name is borne in the Bible by the sister of Moses and Aaron
Post your jewish milkers.

Looks like it's a nothingburger after all

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I live in Madrid a 100m away from the hospital in which the 3rd dead happened

OP IS A SELF EMPLOYED PROGRAMMER
BASED

DU DU DU DU DUDU DU DU DU DU DUDU

Do survivors have hiv?

>Proper latest changes list
Thanks based argie baker
>S. Korea +467 (+5)
Thank god I actually thought it was slowing down
>Germany +182
Wew lad

AIPAC conference exposed, EU offices exposed.

I still want the habbening to stop though.
It is weird how aware normies are. I have had 2 seperate Boomers cancel family visits. I guess Yas Forums has a 6 week lag...bc now normies are waking up.

wcjb.com/content/news/US-coronavirus-death-toll-hits-11-feds-investigate-Wash-nursing-home-568515451.html
>Facebook says it’s temporarily closing an office in Seattle after a worker was diagnosed with the new virus.
> “We’ve notified our employees and are following the advice of public health officials to prioritize everyone’s health and safety.”
> last time the worker came to the office was on Feb. 21, so it will shut the office until March 9
archive.is/uMxwO

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this is what you get for having a gf you filthy fucking normalfag

Op is a glowie

Reminder some big retard like me is coming for your stash and there's nothing you can do about it.

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I love how they say it has a 3.5% fatality rat when it is clearly higher than that. fuck this gay assed world.

youtube.com/watch?v=FN6S7jrAb8Q
This guy claims the mortality for under 50 year old is essentially zero.
Someone please prove him wrong.

looks like corona lungs kek

ahh ahh, oh god im gonna im gonna cooof

Bilboanon here, my gf is at the hospital for other reasons and hospital is fucked, also, a co worker went to the hospital with symptoms but cause she didng visited Italy in the last days there are no ways to do a test kit, so basically we all cucked

how long until more western countries close schools and unis?

If I could turn the page
In time then I'd rearrange
Just a or two
Close my, close my, close my lines
But Xi couldn't find a way
So I'll settle for one day
To believe in a flu

Tell me, tell me , tell me lies
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
(Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
Oh, no, no WHO can't disguise
(You can't disguise, no you can't disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies

Although I'm not making plans
I hope that you understand
There's a reason why
Close your, close your, close your eyes
No more Weibo leaks
We keep'em off the streets
Let's give'em a lie

Tell me, tell me, tell me lies
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
(Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
Oh, no, no WHO can't disguise
(You can't disguise, no you can't disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies

If I could turn the page
In time then I'd rearrange
Just a or two
Close my, close my, close my lines
But Xi couldn't find a way
So I'll settle for one day
To believe in a flu

Tell me, tell me , tell me lies
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
(Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
Oh, no, no WHO can't disguise
(You can't disguise, no you can't disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me, tell me , tell me lies
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
(Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
Oh, no, no WHO can't disguise
(You can't disguise, no you can't disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies

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Inna woods son!
Save the based southerner master race.

AfD is clearly protecting its territories

when 100IQ figures it out it'll take about 2 more weeks for 85IQ to figure it out
>as they die
70 IQ may be ahead of the curve as they have a tendency to find and follow those with 115+ IQ
pol is a 130IQ median space

>coughs of stash
have at it

Yup, this.
The WHO counts only the self-admitted dead from China in their stats, while everyone knows the amount of dead in China was fudged bigtime by the government. The casualty rate is actually probably somewhere around 5-6%.

It´s funny because it´s true

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my favourite thing about coronavirus so far is the artwork of corona chan.

also pls find a cure

Praise KEK and he might just decide to save you from corona-chan

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PLEASE!!!!!

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I’m getting married today. Fiancé and I going to the county clerk to sign the papers.
FUCK CORONACHAN

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>argentinian intelligence services
Wew lad.

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UPDATE

82 CASES IN THE NETHERLANDS NOW. JUST IN THE DEBATE ON TV

UP FROM 38 YESTERDAY

ITS FUCKING OVER
>I REPEAT
ITS FUCKING OVER

DOGS TRANSMIT CORONAVIRUS
>DOGS TRANSMIT CORONAVIRUS

MANS BEST FRIEND, PRIMARY VECTOR TO KILL US ALL

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>not even a week
Fishy because incubation period most likely fought something else since he had a weakened immune system (this happens after any serious illness)

Anons please help, I have an asthmatic daughter and need advice on how to prepare.

I have limited stocks of salbutamol, should I order extra supplies? What else can I stock up on that might save her if SHTF?

Current supplies include: food for a month, lots of cold medicine, half face respirators with filters, gloves, goggles and full body suits.

Mortality is always higher at first, at least it is everywhere where there's a real outbreak due to boomers dying fast. The first week in China it was over 56% of finalized cases.

It also always gets lower and lower with more days passing

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>Implying he's a native

it's comfy knowing your type will be of the first to die

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what's your source?

*Ahem*

WHIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOIDDDDDSSSSSSS

YOU ALIVE YET?

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enter sandman?
more like exit chink

My mom is trying to make me book a flight for a month from now.
I hope people start taking this shit seriously NOW

Where else would they stream from? Also, kys

FAST CARS
FAST WOMEN
FAST DISEASES

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Post tits for medical check

In Madrid testing has collapsed. When you dial 112 and say corona stuff they come to your house after 4-5 days to test.

We are going under bilboanon. When I heard even a basque had died I knew we had no option.

right because we all know glowniggers dont have access to VPNs

Your spawn is a burden on society. Kys

I'll take care of her when you drop dead

theepochtimes.com/chinese-woman-just-released-from-hospital-tells-a-driver-that-several-coronavirus-patients-were-taken-to-crematorium-while-still-alive_3261188.html

Hans... the gas bill is getting a bit pricey.

OP is probably a bot or a jew

And as always, a faggot

AAAAAAA we were at 10 how the fuck

The virus has hiv inserted into it. Do survivors of coronachan become hiv positive?

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Oh god I'm coofing so much today. Dry cough too. My lungs are on fire lads.
Also it can't be the seasonal flu since I get a vaccine for it every year. Maybe I just swallowed a bug.

Germany will start doing it in no time.
France has already more than a hundred schools closed and probably extend the meassure to more.

Vitamin C/chicken for soup...the real stuff.

I am in the same position...stocked on food and meds. Telling myself this is fatal to older ppl not kids.

>flag
I am more of a human than you desu

big black box is abandoned

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Fuck your fleshlight, dead end.

Asthma is not a risk factor

businessinsider.com/trump-claim-death-rate-coronavirus-word-health-organization-2020-3
>Trump on Wednesday night disputed the latest official death rate of 3.4% his "hunch" was that the true number was "a fraction of 1%."
>Business Insider previously reported, "experts predict that the percentage of deaths will decrease in the longer term since milder cases of Coronachan are probably going undiagnosed."
archive.is/GPvj3

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WORLD IS A FUCK
YOU HAVE A FEW MATERIALS
MAKE YOUR WEAPON AGAINS CORONAMONSTERS
pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.php

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Check out his twitter to read on the nothingbergerness of the virus.
twitter.com/JacobCanfield/status/1235402290997141505

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More meds - of course, why even ask?
Humidifier (needs deionized water and white vinegar to clean)
Way more food
Home defence

Get an ambu bag or respirator with oxygen. The ambu bag is the low budget option so you can manually make her breathe.

Open Borders caused this.

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>She also said that one man being taken did not seem ill
>She claimed he was yelling that he wasn't afraid of the Chinese Communist Party as they dragged him off and threw him into the crematorium

SARS-CoV-2:

>1 is a strain of SARS
>2 has a long incubation
>3 can spread in its incubation.
>4 can infect the cns and brainstem
>5 can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system
>6 is airborne
>7 has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes
>8 is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier

Takeaways - This virus can get as deadly as it wants and still spread, it has NO selective pressure.

I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed.

based scribe

fuck. we need a wall

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Sex

Is there any way to know if this will cause testicular damage in small kids?

Subhuman. Too bad your shit country doesn't practice eugenics. You should have been sterilized before you made that abnormality.

I use Debian GNU/Linux
Should i switch?

I fucking hate this retarded cope. Of course people who are asymptomatic are going to be fine.

Fuck this gay earth. I really hope it kills everyone.

Dumb little brother got discharged from the army, he coughs every minute and says they checked him up and nothing.
I don't believe them

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I'm going to guess a pandemic will be announced today. the beginning of the end.

I see your eye protection doesn't have IR or UV shielding.
How do you intend to shoot me after you are blinded by high intensity lasers shooting you in the face from 100 meters away?

I can't user. Just no.

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Oh its a flu alright....
*sunglasses*
Spanish Flu

>fixed

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Does anyone have the "It's just the flu" NYT article from 1918?

Source for map please

NC fag reporting in, stocked up on all the food I could need this morning, a few people where in the store with masks on, normies in fact, unless they are more Yas Forumsacks around than I think.

Also rmember, if you are going to prep this is the final day you will be able too in peace.

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Looked at the snap maps at wuhan seems likes it’s only middle eastern and blacks posting? What gives??

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having asthma myself I'd say just try to not get infected, and try to keep her uninfected. Beyond that make sure you have plenty of asthma supplies, nebulizer vials will likely be good to be stocked up on in addition to rescue inhalers

Greetings shitmonkey

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It does have selective pressure to be less virulent, dead people don't spread it anymore. What worries me is the re-infection and the possibility of it making multiple strains and coming back year after year

Toothspastes are at 82 from 38. 44 increase in one day.

based.

>having a breathing disorder is not an issue with this new respiratory illness
Wow ur stupid

an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.. but our governments sit back idly and do nothing
if schools and workplaces closed immediately the spread could be prevented

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

arent pandemic bonds set to expire in june ?
no pandemic till that date, m8

>exposed arms
>bb gun
>crocs

Not even viruses want to visit your country

anyone?

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I will snap your girly wrists like twigs, lanknigger

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Thanks gingivitisanon.

Watch out for the great grandmas, their carryin.

Spring break is in a few days

Snake skin boots.... you have to go back paco

Well here's something new:
Coronavirus can affect the central nervous system and trigger encephalitis
twitter.com/ChinaScience/status/1235263745414193152

Houston is fucked

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAWW

Same shit here. Women are too servile and retarded to have any independent thought whatsoever. Their risk assessment is also non-existent.

Corona inside

No, he's right you're safe. Back to work

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I'm a different poster, retard. The reason they are more favorable is because the increased lethality reduces the population, which reduces spread. This virus is spreading just fine at its current lethality. There will only be pressure for less lethal strains to spread better once population is reduced enough to inhibit spread. Do they feed you paint chips in spanish schools? Were you dropped as a child?

fucking kek the bear on the window got me

Never forget
They are lying
Never forget

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do you have down syndrom?

I'm hoping their pubertal bits are dormant and don't get fucked by the virus as a result

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jfc there are already confirmed deaths proving him wrong

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We are fucked

Case closed.

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not surprising

LOL still all stolen European cars there

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But the Stock market is up.

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That webm is just a seizure.

Look it up. I can't care enough to spoon feed you

Have fun as I rip your mask off and coof on you retard

Hey what happened to the world ending today???

Now compare to refugee heat map

Unless we cremate the dead bodies, seal off contaminated, test everyone and disenfect everything like the Chinese it is going to continue to grow exponentially.

HOW FUCKING TALL ARE YOU user? Or is that like a low ceiling or something? This pick makes you look like you're 7' 9".

Sauce?

Friday will probably be ok but the weekend will be a mad zone. If you haven't prepped anons blow off work tomorrow and go first thing in the morning

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The Dow Jones opening is not looking good bros...

I don’t need to look up anything. It is obvious that if you already suffer from asthma then an upper respiratory illness is going to hit you harder than someone who does not have asthma.
Grow a single brain cell

No walls can separate Poland from Germany

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>sauce?
Believe me bro

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Don't rely on memes alone, we must wish it to happen colelcticely to be real.

Keep in mind that the likelihood of reinfection is very high after having 'gotten over it', and this reinfection turns into one of the serious cases regardless of age. If the predictions scientists have made are true and we'll have 70% of the world being infected by this it could turn really bad with those reinfected by the virus after having a minor case not being able to get treatment because the medical system will become overwhelmed by cases.

WaPo published an article today saying the markets will fall

look at the door. The ceiling is very low

Germany 0%/deathrate

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It can take 6 months for HIV tests to pick up an infection.

intl markets + us futures down.
market expected to open red. probably going to erase most gains from yest.

ya tio, vale chaval, pero cuantos hablan español nativo?

Based.
Have kids.

Fucking based.
Take that Japan.
Germany #1

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planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html
No... it's looking good.

Graduating in Italy via Skype

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It just correlates to big cities.

So obviously it will be similar to any type of heatmap

explain please
He seems to understand what he talks about and doesnt seem sponsored.
But ye I still dont understand how death rate is calculated.
I would devide dead by recovered.

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Yeah my family is trying to get me to fly down to ft lauderdale florida. HAHAHA
I can’t deal with these normies anymore

More threads than international deaths.
Whatta Nothingburger.

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Oh no the Chinks are styling on the US.

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Nigger have you even met a mother with young children?

>44 NEW CASES IN NETHDERLANDS
>44 NEW CASES IN NETHDERLANDS
>44 NEW CASES IN NETHDERLANDS

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I am actually surprised of just how bad the western governments are handling this. I knew it would be a clusterfuck, but this level of incompetance is actually surprising to me.

If you believe the Chinese numbers that seems to be true, doesn't mean it won't make you very sick for weeks and we don't know the long term sequelae yet and re-infection is a wild card.

Does someone have that copy pasta of the broken chinese english urging everyone to relax and let the government handle it?

Is Los Angeles fucked anons? Asking for myself

Grats user!

I really wish it would get to that moment where a Nationwide announcement is made and we're ordered to stay home, but I feel like that will only come in April or later when most are dying already or dropping dead.

My mother-in-law had symptoms and they sent her off with ibuprofen. She's a Chinese translator
At least seems like it's nothing, symptoms have faded

>It also always gets lower and lower with more days passing

Until your health system goes way over capacity, collapses and you're left on a cot to drown in your own fluids.

click2houston.com/news/local/2020/03/04/reports-first-case-of-presumptive-positive-case-of-coronavirus-in-fort-bend-county/

All symptoms and connection to other case.

Guy that discovered it died of it.

35 years old.

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alot of viruses do this actually

It has begun

Reminder that 1 week ago the number of international infections increased by 894 cases.

Yesterday it increased by 2370 cases.

nice

>Not spreading it for papa Nurgle

Come on, what else do you have going for you? Wouldn't you rather be on the winning side?

>pic

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based gooks

((((((((0%))))))))

LOL all our head health expert said is to stop shaking peoples hands and give them a pat on the back instead and to resume normal functions.

it's not incompetence though
they are trying to wait as long as possible on purpose for the economy

Based. CDC is unironically full of diversity hires and niggers and they have no clue what they're doing. America will be a thirdworld country by 2040.

everyone was caught by surprise, and no one knows how to handle it even at this point

Vitamin C and D. 1000mg caps of vit C. At first sign of infection hyperdose vit C until diarhea, then her body absorbed every bit it can before discarding the rest.

Fishliver oil omega 3,6,9. 1-2 tbspoon/day
Sink and magnesium before bed. Follow the instructions on the box.
Follow strict hygiene, disinfect everything you bring inside your home. Keep her home don't let her go to school and risk infection.

Checked and confirmed. The digits don't lie

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This can’t be accidental anymore. The CDC has joined coronavirus.

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We went from 38 to 82 infected today.

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You fucking losers fall for any sort of media fear mongering. Its just the flu and even has less of a mortality rate than the flu. Keep going to work. Its not that big of a deal

That's not true. More lethal strains make more people very sick, very sick people are at home in bed, not at work or school spreading it around

My how the tables has turned.
MUH RACISM

Che bello poli ! Menomale che non mi laureo adesso ma a luglio

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Not if coronachan can kill the niggers for us.

Also you are in just as shit of shape Hans

>is airborne
Source? Surely you mean via droplet transmission?
No way is this fucking thing aerosol and lasts a long while in the air and travels huge distances

>2040
corona will wipe out the US by 2022

oh wow, so Trump just told everyone coronavirus patients with mild symptoms ‘go to work’ and ‘get better’
sure, let's ignore that even the mild symptom cases are highly infectious and infect the entire office with the virus.
get back to work, wagies, its just a coof

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OH FUCK HES JAPANESE HE KNOWS JUDO
youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

I mean, he ain't wrong.

Dude stop pushing the vitamin c/d overdose shit, megadosing vitamin c can bring discomfort but vitamin d overdose can be very fucking serious

"just wait 2 more week" rule now in place

they are co-conspirators with china who are incompetent.
Dumb fucks sold us all out to communists and most peoples brains are too full of socialist brainwashing to do anything.

1 more dead Spainfag

And the UK in 2021

>caught by surprise
Honestly when we’ve been watching China crumble for several months, I don’t think you can get away with saying this.

How is it so fucking hard to close borders? Literally the easiest solution.

No. Run TempleOS in a virtual machine on your setup.

Most of them. Spics are almost a plurality here in the U.S. Most CIA niggers speak Spanish because the majority of low level CIA niggers (the ones shilling on Yas Forums) are literally spics.

who.int/

SILENCE CHING CHONG! YOU ARE ALERADY INFECTED!

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Not true in the west, most people go to work sick.

It's just a cold bro.
- our president

will she be okay??

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Considering how densely populated the Netherlands are, I'm not surprised. Stay safe user.

who.int/dg/speeches/detail/who-director-general-s-opening-remarks-at-the-media-briefing-on-covid-19---3-march-2020

>Globally, about 3.4% of reported COVID-19 cases have died. By comparison, seasonal flu generally kills far fewer than 1% of those infected.

nos.nl/liveblog/2325922-besmettingen-nederland-verdubbelen-tot-82-studenten-toch-eerder-terug-uit-italie.html

44 more cases in the Netherlands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+100% increase, were so fucked.

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no retardo

source?

This bald guy sounds absolutely terrified.

Daily reminder: 15% of people need at least a day or two of oxygen to pull through

oy vey

I didn't say they were good at their jobs, just that this was a surprise

Kikes don't want it, kill every kike and the world would be a better place.

I know all of that shit is true, but can you post some sources so I can at least -try- to convince some relatives who are going full head-in-the-sand? Specially:
>can spread in its incubation.

Here the (((media))) is peddling hard that there's *no way josé* that it can spread while "asymptomatic" (as if people don't chug half a bottle of advils at the slightest headache).

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0-5 = dies to the virus
5-9 = survives the virus
Double = survives with ease, due to strong big boy immune system from licking various doorknobs and other people's cellphones
Triple = death incarnate, you are an asymptomatic superspreader
Quadfeed = the chosen one
68 Get = you will meet me after the apocalypse in great leafland.

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but then the white supremacists win.

God dammit Donald.

And suddenly, without any explanation 2 weeks later, people start dying at work - dropping dead.

Mexico should close the border so the Califags dont infect them

No more handjobs either. Get used to the ol Dutch Rudder.

no

Lol. Like im gonna believe a shitskin

NIGGA I BE ASYMPTOMATIC N SHEIT

>everyone was caught by surprise,
weve known for 2 fucking months and done nothing

We probably have over 1000 but our government is pants on head retarded.

That's racist, pekka.

post your delcious pale slightly point tits or gtfo

Cursed image tier.

I would go to work. I got to get these numbers up 160 cases is weak.

So tired pasting evidence, sources, papers toka, to show the severity of this situation.
Everyone can go fucking die. You are all too retarded for still believing government officials and their useful idiots.

based

Trips of truth. Also, I will survive.

i live in london at a uni with 70% chinese how fucked am i?

>82 cases
>hospitals workers infected in three hospitals
>massive shortage of masks for personnel
>government refuses to do anything

we are so incredibly fucked

That is generally true, but asymptomatic transmission has been confirmed, and most people have extremely mild symptoms for days even if they get worse later. Super spreaders and extremely high R0 make this virus almost impossible to contain with the most aggressive policies. Only best korea implemented such policies.

>CYBERVIRUS IS RELEASED FROM BIOWEAPON LAB IN CHINA TO REDUCE POPULATION
>26% OF CHINAS MALE POPULATION ALREADY DEAD
>CONTAGIOUS ENOUGH TO REACH ALL CONTINENS
>ONLY 500 MILLION WILL SURVIVE

INB4 STOP FEAR MONGERING
>STFU SHILLS

>CYBERVIRUS IS RELEASED FROM BIOWEAPON LAB IN CHINA TO REDUCE POPULATION
>26% OF CHINAS MALE POPULATION ALREADY DEAD
>CONTAGIOUS ENOUGH TO REACH ALL CONTINENS
>ONLY 500 MILLION WILL SURVIVE

INB4 STOP FEAR MONGERING
>STFU SHILLS

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lol this mongoloid faggot. You should blow a sick patient, it's just the flu bro you'll be fine.

CAN WE MEME A 2 WEEK WORLDWIDE QUARANTINE INTO EXISTENCE???

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this is what it means to live unter a feminist globalist government sponsord by zionist jews.
incompetence and degenerates are doing what they are told, and when the masters ever dont have the answers, everything burns to the ground.
fucking took long enough, this shit was pushing white people under 10% of humanity, we desperately needed something that killed the system.
now all we have to do is survive the fall and rebuild afterwards, we survived this shit several times already, so in a wierd way this is the best case scenario.

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Fuck. I just bothered to skim the video.
>This guy claims the mortality for under 50 year old is essentially zero.
No, user, .2 is not "essentially zero," especially if the numbers of infected become large enough. Also, even if he's correct, those percentages will of course shoot up if there's a lack of medical resources.
So, no, not "essentially zero"

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I do not care about covid-19 any more.
I do not care about feminists any more.
I do not care about climate change any more.
I do not care about LGBTQ any more.
I do not care about race any more.
I do not care about getting things any more.
I do not care about humanity any more.

That's all I wanted to say, now I can rest.

Holy shit, is that real? It really is like 1984 over there, huh?

Full boat. Shit, I gotta roll.

...

based trips rolling for death

>America will be a thirdworld country by 2040.
user, how long ago you've been to Atlanta or NOLA last time? LA? Frisco?
There are places in Africa that doing better.

Can adults get febrile seizures anyway?

I'm pretty sure your body would shit most of that out

Chop suey levels of fucked, m8

Caused by viral encephalitis

a fucking faggot leaf

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BEHIND YOU! NO, REALLY!!!!!!

Roll for death

Always follow the instructions.. I didn't say overdose vit D. Vitamin C megadoses should be fine, but don't overdo it either obviously..

like 1000% fucked. I'd stay 100 kms away from anything chink looking.

This is not spam fucking janitors

Is it over?

CDC wouldn't even test people for the virus. Individual states finally said fuck you and started testing people themselves. The CDC is basically another government HR department full of nogs and retards.

You have a trip on, did the Artz say you have it ?

GERMANY 480... FUCK! YOU ARE A HARD PLAYER

watch me die

Alcohol and hydrogen peroxide to clean surfaces, especially in her room/doorknobs/the bathroom. Best of luck, user.