Brit/pol/ - nonce bunker edition

>Coronavirus prophecy: God is punishing humanity until Third Temple is built
express.co.uk/news/weird/1250837/coronavirus-conspiracy-theories-third-temple-jerusalem-israel-coronavirus-latest

>The head of the European Commission has sent a strong message of support to Greece in its attempts to stop migrants crossing its border from Turkey.
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51721356

>Greek coast guards fire into sea near migrant boat
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-51715422/greek-coast-guards-fire-into-sea-near-migrant-boat

>Turkey says millions of migrants may head to EU
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51707958

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bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-51747282/brawl-erupts-in-turkish-parliament-over-syria-military-action
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>Britain needs to build on the green belt if ministers want to provide affordable homes, the government’s infrastructure adviser says.

>Sir John Armitt, chairman of the National Infrastructure Commission, said ministers had put themselves in a corner by refusing to entertain the idea, and must be honest with voters about the “responsibility to their children and grandchildren” to provide homes. If councils are going to stop “silly” building on floodplains, the government must accept the need for large-scale housing on rural land, he said.

thetimes.co.uk/article/build-on-the-green-belt-to-give-young-people-homes-says-top-adviser-3lzlrcmrf

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Fuck nonces fuck jannies and fuck seethemong

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remember the bloke who cured the virus with whisky?
he didn't cure it.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/first-brit-coronavirus-patient-25-21634852

>Brawl erupts in Turkish parliament over Syria military action
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-51747282/brawl-erupts-in-turkish-parliament-over-syria-military-action

Bump

youtube.com/watch?v=LBuP40H4Tko

We could use this next

It was reported on the Har-Habait site that Rabbi Aryeh Lipo, a religious studies teacher who ran for the Likud in 2014, gave a special lesson on the Temple Mount. Rabbi Lipo said. "The Temple is the crown, just like tefillin on the head of a Jewish man."

>In the days to come, The Mount of Hashem's House Shall stand firm above the mountains And tower above the hills; And all the nations Shall gaze on it with joy. Isaiah 2:2

>And David built there a mizbayach to Hashem and sacrificed burnt offerings and offerings of well-being. Hashem responded to the plea for the land, and the plague against Yisrael was checked. II Samuel 24:24

The rabbi related that a Chinese woman had ascended to the Temple Mount where she joined a prayer and that hundreds of Jews who self-identify as secular donned tefillin in Tel Aviv ten days ago.

>"We are assured that returning the crown of tefillin to the Temple Mount will remove the crown of suffering, the coronavirus, from the world."

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You Brits really couldn't have found a better poster boy for beta cuck onions boys could you? Dude is like the grand wizard of beta NPC good intentions PCthink. I wonder if he's had a single original thought in his entire life. Why do you brits love spineless feminine men so much?

Why do you fucking yanks always talk about shit you know nothing about? that man is probably the most based man in the UK and we do not fucking deserve him, he is kind, caring and passionate, something a walking atrocity like you would know nothing about

Bamp

But it's worth the try.

Total oil driller and lover of refos more than his assumed own people and country.

Total fucking leftist cunt

Lads, post some big English arses.

told ya I'm not so bad, thanks
no

also if you remember from some time ago I was the King George poster
still a big F. what a great man.

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>Corona confirmed as Jewish

>Stop kissing your pets... for their sake! Animal owners are warned they CAN transmit coronavirus to dogs and cats after bizarre case in Hong Kong - but British scientists say there's still not enough evidence
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8078653/Animal-owners-Hong-Kong-warned-transmit-coronavirus-dogs-cats.html
it's officially over if the virus can jump between humans and dogs. outlaw all pet ownership immediately and cull all wild animals.

We loved him so much his party returned the worst result in 85 years and the number one reason for not voting for his party was him.

Why are you such a fat retarded mutt?

>every "fur baby" and "puppy mama" will get the coronavirus

Based

Another day off wasted. Wont get another till Tuesday. Looking forward to having a week off in the middle of the month. On the upside I saw a ladybug today so im pretty sure spring has started.

spring/summer isn't going to slow the virus down. look at australia and singapore.

Trumpthink is narrow minded. Everything is 'us vs them' mindset.

It's been pissing down here all day.

badger culling to be phased out

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If he can point out to me one place that was flooded that was new build on a flood plain that could have otherwise gone on green belt I'll agree.

amazing

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nap time now
im rekt

we need to give northern Ireland to Uruguay

Toad got on my fucking wick.

Fucks sake, it was only a matter of time.

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reminder that we are totally fucked

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Hang on a minute.

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big smelly ballbag

Yikes.

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He survived it in the belly of the beast, also the most lethal strain without really any medical intervention of note.

i dont care about corona. it doesnt worry me at all

bad luck pal

>he thinks he's immune
you can't gain immunity to a virus that has ADE, let alone one with multiple strains in the wild too.

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Dear god let it go for one fucking day please.

i bet he didn't really catch it. the whole thing reads like CCP propaganda. the CCP claimed that they "cured" a 98 year old woman a few days ago.

F

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It's hell of a story though

>He saw clearly how plain and simple – how narrow, even – it all was; but clearly, too, how much it all meant to him, and the special value of some such anchorage in one’s existence. He did not at all want to abandon the new life and its splendid spaces, to turn his back on sun and air and all they offered him and creep home and stay there; the upper world was all too strong, it called to him still, even down there, and he knew he must return to the larger stage. But it was good to think he had this to come back to, this place which was all his own, these things which were so glad to see him again and could always be counted upon for the same simple welcome.

>"And you really live by the river? What a jolly life!"

"By it and with it and on it and in it," said the Rat. "It's brother and sister to me, and aunts, and company, and food and drink, and (naturally) washing. It's my world, and I don't want any other. What it hasn't got is not worth having, and what it doesn't know is not worth knowing. Lord! the times we've had together! Whether in winter or summer, spring or autumn, it's always got its fun and its excitements. When the floods are on in February, and my cellars and basement are brimming with drink that's no good to me, and the brown water runs by my best bedroom window; or again when it all drops away and shows patches of mud that smells like plum-cake, and the rushes and weed clog the channels, and I can potter about dry shod over most of the bed of it and find fresh food to eat, and things careless people have dropped out of boats!"

goodnight :)

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i can't let it go. this is the biggest happening in over 100 years. this virus is going to completely reshape the world if it doesn't completely destroy it.

That part about the kitten was classic. May as well have thrown in a Syrian kid in there two in a red t shirt. The media furore around this is making Brexit doomsday reporting look factual and actual.

we at 115 now

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Quintessentially english.

I bet he doesn't really exist, it all sounds like a CCP larp desu I mean who moves to a bat eating city to teach slants engrish?

Millions will die.

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Majority in London
Who'd have guessed? Kek

riight, but he's not dead and he caught it 4 months ago....

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>More people. More have it
hmmm really mak u think

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Reminder that Tories are racist and driven solely by greed

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exactly.

What's the fucking point, they had their chance to keep it out but they fucked it. Let it on in, might as well.

Less than yesterday.

Nowhere near as bad as the doomongers have been larping. Of those vast majority (17) were direct from sources and the remaining it's unclear if it's community spread.

if you were born with the wrong hands who has your real hands?

bootyjuice out, bloomberg out, warren now out.
Biden or Sanders ffs, can't see either beating trump

Just eaten a whole easter egg. Greediness aside im sure they have gotten smaller.

Just nuke us, but i haven't seen no major panic buying or anything let.

There are fookin' thousands of 'homes' across the country; they are just in places that have been all but economically abandoned (like t' norf) or are too expensive/bought up by foreign fucks who want to rent them out as private rents for either ludicrous amounts for what they are or "payment in kind" if you are an attractive woman.

All this is, is one further push to turn areas in fucking Megacities from Dredd. I'd honestly rather live on gibs in a one-bedroom sixty year old flat in the fucking arse end of Scotland or Wales than exist in the hell that the big cities have become.

When I was younger I used to want to live in a city, thought there would be 'more life and more to do' just after experiencing it a few times it's just more hectic and somehow even more lonely.

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>it's unclear if it's community spread.
community spread has been confirmed. it's probably been spreading for weeks at this point

Would you trust this gimp in a crisis?
youtube.com/watch?v=O5aqSXslab0

South Korea is up to 60% community transmission lol.

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>Chronicles 19:2
>And Jehu the son of Hanani the seer went out to meet him, and said to King Jehoshaphat, “Should you help the wicked and love those who hate the LORD? Therefore the wrath of the LORD is upon you.

I hope is bidet, better meme potential

>had a flick through my uni’s student magazine

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morning faggots

Less cases than yesterday. Simple as.

Kek, poorly thought out advert

even the MSM is warning us that the situation is volatile. it's going to explode very soon.

Fuck off ya muppet

Does anyone actually think people are gonna self isolate when you have to pay the morgage/rent end of the month. Its bound to spread.

lol it's just the flu bro
HERD CATTLE

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They were also saying that brexit would lead to riots, medicines running out and a lack of water here.

what the fuck is this real? reducing everyones quality of life to the lowest then we are all equal fucking commie bastards they will never be elected

stay clear of the late night thread, because I WILL win it.

It is just the flu, but it's a flu that most people are going to get because incompetent fuckwits couldn't cancel flights to tai-fucking-wan ffs.

london here
it's been fucking raining all day which sucks because i want to go for a walk and burn off some calories. i bought like two weeks worth of canned food and will buy a few more bits over the next couple weeks on top of regular shopping. desu i cant see people panic buying around here because nobody fucking cares lool

fuck off i'm winning the lottery and buying britpol

>desu i cant see people panic buying around here because nobody fucking cares lool

Same here. The years of brexit fear mongering has resulted in a boy who cried wolf effect frankly.

Hello lads

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Not really ask leah betts

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alright mate?

> lbc.co.uk/news/uk/mps-to-be-paid-16382k-as-they-receive-31-pay/
Buried this one under the Kung Flu.
Sneaky bastards.

Eddie says it's not for sale, so i dunno how you're gonna manage that.

Dopey cow takes a dodgy E and dies and rave culture gets shut down.

>it okay now, so it'll always be okay
the world is going to go to shit extremely quickly when this virus takes hold. we can't do a thing to stop it. china locked 1 billion people down and it didn't even slow the spread.

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One shart from grampy Corbyn and British politics will grind to a halt.

Yes, I guess; how about yourself?

how do you do

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You can buy a lot of white lightning for £1000

>the world is going to go to shit extremely quickly
yeah but nobody cares lool

>spreads more easily
>death rate unknown between 1-3.4%
>flu death rate is 0.1%
>not treatment for severe lung problems except ventilation
>20% hospitalised 5% of those ICU
kek I'll give you two vials flue and Corona Chan pick one fagg

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>UK coronavirus cases jump to 115 as toll DOUBLES in two days: Eight of the latest patients caught the killer infection inside Britain as Government concedes it cannot prevent an outbreak
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8077525/UK-coronavirus-cases-rise-90-amid-fears-illness-spreading-inside-NHS.html
we're fucked. even the government is admitting that we can't do anything.

FFS If she'd only have seen this advert beforehand we could have our brains in a different dimension by now

good point well argued.