Brit/pol/: turkey is african tier *Edition

>Coronavirus: Italy to close all schools as deaths rise
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51743697

>Brawl erupts in Turkish parliament over Syria military action
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-51747282/brawl-erupts-in-turkish-parliament-over-syria-military-action

>The head of the European Commission has sent a strong message of support to Greece in its attempts to stop migrants crossing its border from Turkey.
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51721356

>Greek coast guards fire into sea near migrant boat
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-51715422/greek-coast-guards-fire-into-sea-near-migrant-boat

>Turkey says millions of migrants may head to EU
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51707958

>Michael Bloomberg ends US presidential campaign
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51742481

>Biden seals comeback with string of victories
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51731293

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first for baked beans

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>Coronavirus: UK moving towards 'delay' phase of virus plan as cases hit 90
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it can't be delayed, it can't be cured and you can't protect against it with a vaccine.

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new

>Fighting broke out in Turkey's parliament after an MP criticised President Erdogan over the country's military intervention in Syria.

>Engin Ozkoc, an opposition lawmaker, accused the president of disrespecting soldiers.

>He also said it was irresponsible to send troops into war without air support.

>President Erdogan has been equally scathing of the opposition, accusing them of "treachery".

Wish that military coup succeeded.

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this greek border thing would be interesting if we weren't dealing with a pandemic. everything just feels so small compared to the coronavirus crisis.

Same, Erdogan had too much support from the average turkmutt brainlet though

everyone in england is an absolute little basterd thats never eaten a fresh fish at a chippy never read a whole book cover to cover and has never ever ever had a professional foot massage

I feel like a lot of people are forgetting the virus could be a lot worse desu

Im staying in this thread

Oh god notorious fresh is here again.

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>foot massage
poof

Let the entirety of pol pray it ravishes Israel

I love how American politics is in the British general thread.

We are really are the only relevant country in the world, huh.

Stop doing this you stupid cunts

Huh?

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thanks for proving my point you disgusting pleb

it can't really be any worse than what we know about it. we're looking at an extinction level event, especially if it has made the jump to dogs.
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Might go for a ciggie and get more scratchcards

who gives a shit? we have bigger problems, like a pandemic. taiwan is fucked even harder than the UK is once the virus takes hold.

>woke up this morning, about 7am as i usually do
>shuffle around, get dressed, washed etc
>make my normal cup of coffee, maybe pop out for a ciggie
>put my feet up and watch a lil jewtube before work
>negative thoughts creeping into me head
>same as always, cant get rid of them, doing my nut in
>wander over to the mirror to do the thing ive done a thousand times over and said id do no more
>look at the broken figure staring back at me, looking a little older, a little more gaunt, a little more defeated each time
>whisper to myself
'a-am i based?'
>i hear a whisper
'no'
>its my dad, hes been dead 22 years
>if i cant be based theres only one thing i can do!
A look of determination streaks across my eyes
>open laptop
>sit down
>call in sick to work (ssp is now from day 1 kek)
Proceed to shitpost on Yas Forums for the next 18 hours as to how this virus is different from the hundreds of 'extinction level' events that have occured in the last 20 years
>my dad cackles having his point proven once and for all

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even if you believe that flags cant be spoofed, here's some statistics: taiwan has less coronavirus cases than england. 43 vs 85.

Is this graph accurate?

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From a turkroach perspective the whole refugees as a bioweapon threat is a good thing

the numbers are growing exponentially. every country is going to have thousands of cases before the end of the month.

Well, worse would be instant death obviously

>Britain needs to build on the green belt if ministers want to provide affordable homes, the government’s infrastructure adviser says.

>Sir John Armitt, chairman of the National Infrastructure Commission, said ministers had put themselves in a corner by refusing to entertain the idea, and must be honest with voters about the “responsibility to their children and grandchildren” to provide homes. If councils are going to stop “silly” building on floodplains, the government must accept the need for large-scale housing on rural land, he said.

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that has happened, there are videos of people dropping dead in the streets because the virus can get into your central nervous system.

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That sniveling little fuck Maugham got away with killing that fox

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Based and Urbanite-pilled

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deport 5 million wogs and pakis; housing problem solved and the green and pleasant land of England is preserved for future generations. simple as

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The coronavirus will mainly kill seniors, so the majority of Tory voters and supporters will be wiped out.

>The coronavirus will mainly kill seniors
untrue. reinfection will kill everybody that catches it.

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My daughter gave me some hash brownies. Never had them before, what are they like?

Yeah turn more of the beautiful country into urban shitholes and import more pakis and nogs to fill them.

How olds your daughter?

Pic related are the "children and grandchildren" we need to build homes for by paving over rural land.

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18

Most likely not very good, sounds weird but younger people tend to have quite shit weed connections, my advice would be have one, wait half an hour and see how you go.

we need to lower the population density significanly and go back to a rural way of life with no international travel. this is the only way we stand a chance of beating this virus. it's too late for that though.

Nice, crunchy potato. Fuck knows how you cook them. I get mine on an full English breakfast.

just bought set for life lottery tickets for tonight

They're alright, dunno what else to say really, it's a brownie with weed in it.

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>Britain's shopping centres and high streets appear deserted as bargain-hunters spooked by coronavirus stay at home
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8078233/Britains-shopping-centres-high-streets-appear-deserted.html

Might give them a go tonight if I don't get any booze.

no one is wearing masks outside except a few asians, convince me i wont look retarded for wearing one

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i miss the world before this pandemic. things were so much simpler it's never going to be like that again. this is never going away.

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Just don't touch your face. Masks don't help otherwise.

Just follow Sussexs advice, don't go eating them like an American with a bag of twinkies.

Just wear a hazmat suit.

If I could kill you and get away with it, I would.

Masks aren't going to stop you from catching it, they only limit the spread of infection from someone who already has something.

Just stop shipping people in. Simple as.

Yeah I will, I made that mistake when I was a kid with shrooms. Ended up tripping out in history class and having to go home.

My mate overdid the hash brownies and said he woke up in a sweat and had to crawl along the wall to get to the bathroom.

Why hasn't our government offered to help with the refugee crisis? we could settle them in the countryside. Turkey and the Islamic world are our allies after all, not the racist Greeks, we should help.

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I need advice lads. I had a letter today saying I'd subscribed to 13 issues of The Week magazine - I haven't at all. It listed the bank info the subscription was set up with and other than my name and address, it isn't mine. I got the magazine to cancel it and blacklist the details but how tf do I find who is doing it and what other cautionary steps should I be taking?

Seniors in urban areas are mostly labour voters though, white and brown

>>Brawl erupts in Turkish parliament over Syria military action
more than 50 Turkish troops have been killed in the last month, fueling political tensions
Heartwarming!

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Your bank account probs offers the subscription as part of the account deal

it sounds like you just gave up the chance of a free subscription to the Week you dumb cunt

I'm a Turk m8

Shouldn't you be washing your hairy arse or something?

the future doesn't look bright. this virus is going to end everything.

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