/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1600

Around blacks never relax.
Around chinks hold your breath until you go pink.

RIP Japan, berserk status will be hiatus forever.

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IT'S JUST THE FLU, BRO

> nothing
> ever
> happens

prove me wrong.
protip: you can't.

Magic isn't real.

No rest for the wagie

corona doesn't need magic

Well, mainstream media has caught on to the 2 strains. ABC reporting on it this morning

i would be pissed if it were the first time he did that, welp fuck it.

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Magick is real.

󠘁 󠘁 ▲
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UPSIES

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We should of stopped all travel to highly hit areas but no fucking we need money we need to buy 3rd Yacht yeehaw

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>tfw racially immune to coronavirus but live in an area with lots of Asians who are extremely susceptible

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Watch based boomers last video if you haven't already bros.

youtube.com/watch?v=FYPZHA-UjUY

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bought vitamin d and multi vitamins

% my chances of survival have increased?

Just hit South Africa. Dude came back from italy

Only neets will make it. You never had a chance as a wagie.

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235538896110395392

BREAKING: South Africa reports first case of coronavirus

>BREAKING: South Africa reports first case of coronavirus

BREAKING: South Africa reports first case of coronavirus

>BREAKING: South Africa reports first case of coronavirus

rrrr...Rrrrrraaaaaah RACHOO!

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UPDATES

>Israel secretly received two corona virus samples from Japan/Italy and other countries

>The samples have been sent to a biological facility in "Ness Ziona" in order to develop a cure.
ynet.co.il/Ext/Comp/CdaNewsFlash/0,2297,L-5689415_184,00.html

>the General Organization of Workers in Israel will conduct a meeting in an hour that will discuss the situation were facing with the virus how it will effect the country.
maariv.co.il/breaking-news/Article-752154

HELLO GARY BOT

>last

Meant to say "latest". Sorry bros

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>Today will be the most disappointing day yet

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Estonia 3 infected

Add South Africa to the list:

what is worse, the world being so grimm dark that nothing ever changes, or faggots so nihilistic that they think nothing ever changes?

Poo land is fucked. Some it guy from Dubai road the bus with it. There will be clusters all over.

Also they shut down drug production because China stopped making the components.

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Do you live near a chink colony in Africa and using mutt VPN to post?

>vitamin d
Niggawatt

No you don‘t. Say you‘re sick.

My gf and i had planned to visit a spa location next week.

What should i do now?

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Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the March 5th doomsday containment thread is on page 2. This is the Corona-chan fan club.

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Reminder to all wagies:

Wash your hands, go to work and pay your taxes until you fall over and start having seizures

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zilch

That means South Africa has test kits. What about the other African countries?

i live in a part of San Diego with lots of Asians

yo niggas can you link to the articles saying it reduces T cell count and the reinfection+citokine storm

Any brains awake yet

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WAIT UNTIL CORONA HITS DETROIT AND ATLANTA
>WAIT UNTIL CORONA HITS DETROIT AND ATLANTA
WAIT UNTIL CORONA HITS DETROIT AND ATLANTA
>WAIT UNTIL CORONA HITS DETROIT AND ATLANTA
WAIT UNTIL CORONA HITS DETROIT AND ATLANTA
>WAIT UNTIL CORONA HITS DETROIT AND ATLANTA

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Oh shit, not the AIDS niggers.

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Multivitamins are useless. You should have bought bulk sodium ascorbate or lipospheric vitamin C instead. Not sure about the vitamin D.

white people AND niggers are immune

>Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
TOO LATE GOYIM WE'RE ALREADY IN VACCINE DEVELOPMENT
NO REFUNDS

niggers are immune

He's not sensationalist enough. Inform me once he starts coofing and professing his last wishes. Now that would be entertaining.

Been talking about this thing, everyone laughing like it's not a big deal including doctors, not too long ago I got sick like hell and it took me a bit too long to recover. Now I'm coofing again just the same, been like that for over a week except now it's a bit more frequent. Fucking hell. I'm sure there's nothing to worry about because there's no fever and my respiratory issues are just as common as they were way before this, but I'm not sure if the latter being fine is because I'm taking medication for it.

twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

sell her to pajeet for DEENZ

I hate how you are not wrong...
Time to take another risk and clock in.

BUT MUH MUTATIONS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE LESS LETHAL

South African black or white

There was a South African user in one of these threads who said that his boss have recently returned from Italy and was coughing all over the office. He said he was gonna be tested.

corona is over as well

> + 145 case sin S. Korea

So much for exponential.

PLS SAVE US, LOOTING CHAD

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I'm excited for it with my coffee this morning.

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Anons does anyone have age/sex/race stats for the deceased from any country but fucking China???

Sorry India. No exceptions

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Are you guys all staying inside this week?

That's probably him then.

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0 cases here

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Kek, we will see that

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Millions will die.

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They had 445 cases

What does “mass death preparedness” mean

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>a respirator is only usefull if your are infected

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Blacks worldwide are immune.

Which doesn't do well to my confidence since the Malay race is immune too. The implications are not nice.

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Get your affairs in order and get baptized, Godspeed

>He's not sensationalist enough

Oh come on... Be reasonable mate. It could save your life.

guess its time to look into those things now probably will be adding them soon

if there is anyone on earth i dont want to have a deadly virus its your fucking people.

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someone?

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i haven't left my room in the last 5 months

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>when the test kits finally come in

Godspeed user. Use this time wisely

I still cannot believe that it's not a pandemic yet

im not very clever anymore due to a brain injury (whaler assaulted me with a fish hammer) but this virus reminds me a lot of this memory I have of jerkin off onto an ant hill as a young boy.Most of the ants will die and died, stuck together by my semen but the rest prevailed and started quickly carrying droplets of it back to their nest for sustenance so maybe if we just find a way to consume this virus well be fine

>ooga booga intensifies

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Ebola-chan gets a fren

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Anyone? Pic is of the SARScoV spread from 2003 for comparison.

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>Blacks worldwide are immune.
>niggers are immune
IS THIS A MEME, RIGHT?

BREAKING: South Africa reports first case of coronavirus
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235538896110395392?s=19
South African user was right

You're a few hundred off NIG NOG.

You can cure it by eating a white farmer.

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500,000 deaths reasonable worst case

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>spa location
that spells swinger club

based. if you wagies just wage a little harder we can beat this thing together!

Just received my mask today. Should I go shopping with it in a supermarket no one knows me to make people uncomfortable?

I'm at that point in life where I might as well kick the bucket already.

show me a single case of a white man even getting so much as a tingle in his throat.
THIS is the fate of the white man who catches coronavirus:
twitter.com/theprojecttv/status/1235116217108582400
>to be honest, I didn't feel a thing, I didn't feel any symptoms all the way through

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Quick spread it to the niggers.

WELCOME TO HONK WORLD
>COUNTRIES CANCELLING CLASSES
SPAIN:

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>South Africa
Is it global now?

>eat the virus
Based

of course

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It means it's just a flu.

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green text hammer attack?

ah jesus SA is fucked. Guy came back from Italy on march1, only went to doctor march3

Glad that governments are taking this seriously now

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>top 9500
WE ALREADY 9600 NOW

The jews have decided to use the virus to reduce population.
Israel itself reacts after only a view infections. While in the rest of the world only heads of companys/schools etc. are trying to stop the spread.
Germanys health minister claimed that the chainreaction cannot be stoped anymore.

They don't report them all at once. I don't know the rationale behind that. But yeah, it isn't exponential. It hasn't been for a while now. Maybe it's a lack of testing because they can't test everyone and you don't get numbers otherwise, or it was contained. Doesn't matter. It's still entertaining enough to follow.

I'm already prepped for over a month and I know most this shit already. Been following Corona-chan since last year. This old fart, like the prosperity dude, is just repeating the same old shit ad infinitum. Not that interesting. All that matters now is the high score.

Yes, I don't know what are you waiting for.

Still not a pandemic though

don't feed this b8 cunt

how's china doing?

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Best post of the day

Since I'm possibly infected, I figure I'll just be a tripfag

>>niggers are immune
>IS THIS A MEME, RIGHT?
No, it's true.
Niggers can't get sick from it.
france24.com/en/20200301-with-only-three-official-cases-africa-s-low-coronavirus-rate-puzzles-health-experts

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
Norway is such a disgrace in this.
First infected was a nurse or doctor that was in Northern Italy for a conferance with symptoms who were asked to go to work.
Then suddenly 3 more of the same people who had been in Northern Italy have it.
Then even more.
So people who are at risk of being infected from a foreign country is told to have a "home quarantine" which is basically "don't leave the house, please".
All the while, family members of those quarantined are free to travel as they please. And there's planes coming in with tourists from Northern Italy, who are free to do what they want.
And now: we got 72 infected, where "at least" 56 of them have been in Northern Italy.
How the other 16 has been infected? Wild guess..

cant wait for them to relapse

THE FIRE RISES

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was the whaler japanese?

>corona-chan is in Brazil, Argentina and Paraguay

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Morgues for the masses.

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Time to go buy future piss bottles in some Carrefour, then.

Yes, yes there is.

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Everyone's dead

Seattle is a shithole

Boris Johnson takes to This Morning sofa to cool stockpiling frenzy: PM 'guarantees' UK won't run out of food amid coronavirus crisis as he tries to reassure Brits he is on top of crisis - but Phillip Schofield demands 'when do I tell my mum to stay home?'

>Amazon out of bulk noodles Boris m8, it's happening now you mop haired twit.

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is he a coon?

I've seen at least one out of 20 people wear masks like it's nothing. People don't panic for it until it's like 7 out of 10 people wearing them.

sad hobby

Is the guy black?

HAPPENING

Dropping dead in NY city now... shit just got real for Burgers.

liveleak.com/view?t=s5ajr_1583273917

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quiet

NIGGERS

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PROVE ME WRONG
SHOW ME ONE SINGLE VERIFIED CASE OF A NORTHERN EUROPEAN ARYAN MAN GETTING A SINGLE SYMPTOM.
YOU CANNOT DO IT.

>yo niggas can you link to the articles saying it reduces T cell count and the reinfection+citokine storm
plx i want to FUD some normies

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>pic
MOAR

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add a 0 at the end, like with any other number associated with coronachan.
And you get your lower estimate.

That sounds like globalist bullshit of the highest caliber
next thing they will say is trannies, fags and refugees can't get sick either

Most likely African countries don't have test kits.

I swear to god the MSM is trying to spread this shit

What do you think? (South Africa not updated yet):

this will be africas century, they will become the colonizers while the world reels from the virus

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where? literally nothing here

Even countries without test kits can send a request to WHO. The problem is finding suspects to test. Nobody is going to care about every coughing nigger in Africa.
Ebola is a disease with more than 50% case fatality rate that literally makes your organs melt and flow out of every single one of your orifices. It took Sierra-Leone 3 months to notice an Ebola outbreak in 2014. It took Congo 2 months to notice an Ebola outbreak in 2018. How long do you think it would take them to notice a viral pneumonia outbreak?

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Happy 1600!
I sure hope we see reinfection surge over in the west as well.
That's probably why China is still in massive lockdown.
You never get better, it's over and no one listened to Mr. Cheng.

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It doesn't puzzle anyone. here's the amount of tests Africa has carried out: zero.

I'm having trouble breathing too ,ded soon

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I have only seen one other person wearing a mask in public. It was mid february.

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>berserk status will be hiatus forever
fuck

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Vigo, they're hard to spot but they're there. Old women mostly.

>don't feed this b8 cunt

It's in Africa it's just nobody has time to report it yet. Niggers are not immune

virgin hardware store wood dust masks or chad full-face masks? Got a half-mask, I'll wear skii googles.

Yeah I have trouble breathing to begin with, but this cough is brutal so far

I thought that WHO sent them kits for free. Millions of them.

They'll dig a mass grave there instead.

Shit, quoted myself

Worth a watch yo. Ports are empty.
youtu.be/zeufAHFZpjo

There are 7.7 Billion people; assuming a 70% infection rate and the 3.4% fatality rate is accurate, results in 183 Million deaths from this thing.

Don't know, the report doesn't include race.

The tests need experts and DNA facilities, they aren't a thermometer.

HIV is the best analog for how it transmits and blacks are knee deep in the AIDS

Guys please come in Italy, it's just a flu.
Please we need your shekels

Some explanation why are italians dying so fast? They have 4x times koreas deaths despite having half of the infected

Exactly.
Do you guys know why Trump was so chill and calm during last conference? He knows something we don't know.
Friendly reminder that America created Corona-chan to implement NMO (New Mutt Order) and kill or enslave everyone who isn't amerimutt jew or nigger.
Seven billions of non-americans gonna die because amerimutts decided they are superior race.
They were implementing this plan for years.
BigMacs were secretly being dosed with antidotes so now amerimutts are the only immune race.
We should start accepting our ugly overlords.
Are you ready to suck american dick for food and cure?

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though to be fair I've never had a deep dry cough like this, maybe it's not bad for a dry cough I don't know

the test kits are irrelevant.
they might be able to "catch" it and spread it around, but they won't get sick from it.
Niggers and nordics are fully immune to coronavirus.
Asians, sandniggers, and any mixed-blood mongrels are in danger.
Still unclear how it might affect Jews, i'm hoping for a 100% mortality rate.

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All that you see and seem
Is but a dream within a dream

Or it truly is the weather.

no kits
no labs
surprised?

BASED CLOWN WORLD
IT'S FINALLY HERE
HONK HONK

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>HIV is the best analog for how it transmits
lmao what? no retard

Same here, my uni has sent emails to all stuff and graduates that masks and desinfection is not necessary and washing hands is sufficient.