Corona Prep Thread

should have got some cans of spaghetti hoops. They're only 13p per can.
Also buy protein powder. You can hit all your macro nutrients using oatmeal, coconut oil and protein powder and it tastes pretty good if you get the choco powder.

and your country has been nuked countless times before you were ever born

B-buh they did it in the desert~

> nothing
> ever
> happens

prove me wrong.
protip: you can't.

>Hi, *cough* I think I have cor.. *splutter*..

>Sorry we will only test you if you have come into contact with confirmed cases

>Hacking, spitting and wheezing fresh off the boat "real estate" chinks dont speak a lick of English let alone get tested are therefore "not confirmed" and you catch it off them and proceed to spread it around.

What did the NHS 111 mean by this?

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I hope my protein powder is still good... opened it last summer and had no desire to use it.

>prepping costs less than $300
>when nothing happens you can just use it normally
>if there is a shortage you'll have 3 meals a day and won't have to wipe your ass with magazines

All you prepper faggots are the only reason there is a shortage of anything. The virus has done nothing compared to what the NPC prepper is doing.

How do you plan to cook all that rice with no water? How much water do you think you will need to drink per day? What about water for cleaning yourself, your clothes and your dishes? Does that leave much left for the rice?

Seethe more you foodless bitch

Should say all this cost me less than £20

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Water comes out my tap

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>this

PISS

exactly, why are people stocking water? its not a bloody tornado the taps are not going to run dry

Got three bags of dates and couple bags of raisins today to add to mine.

this thing where they will only release an update every friday is mad, we don't know where there is a new outbreak so we go there and it spreads further.
Also read last night we are 10 days behind the Italy outbreak, so keep an eye on that for where we are heading.

If you can, why not. I don't drink tap water.

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I can't be arsed to get up and take a picture but my stash is vitamins. If this goes bit you aren't avoiding it, mate. Best plan of action is to plan to get it and start bolstering your immune system now so that you have the best possible chance to survive it.

tell me whats wrong with stockpiling piss you can just boil

I'm ready lads

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You're doing well so far, OP. But where are the guns and ammo?

>all Tesco value shite
What are you, my mum?

You likely wont believe me but its true, The english actually drink toilet water. Their plumbing regulations dont filter waste like normal nations. The english drink recycled toilet water. In scotland (mountain terrain) we have ample freshwater.

Just don't use it all wiping your asshole and you'll be fine. TP will be like a currency post collapse.

Not sure what your water is like so I'm not going to judge, but where I'm from the water is chlorinated and very clean. The only other choice is between fluoride (from the tap) or endocrine disruptors (bottled water). I choose the fluoride though I plan on buying a filter to get rid of that too.

>The taste of UK tap may seem strange for non-residents, who are often put off by its taste.

POOPOOPEEPEE

>thinks 3 days of bottled water and some cheap, nutritionless junk food for poor people will save him

lmao at your life

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I have plenty of food, the usual amount. The only thing I don’t have is toilet paper because a bunch of dumb retards think ass wipes prevent disease.

Cleaning my recently shitted ass is not a problem, just inconvenient to use a shower head to clean myself and then dry off with a towel after taking a shit.

The absolute scum of the situation is the retards actually buying toilet paper off of the hoarders.

Part of it is a bunch of dumb chinks spreading false rumours that you can make virus proof masks out of toilet paper.
This is the most retarded shit I have ever seen.

None of your painter masks do shit to prevent virus. But tomorrow I have a day off and will show you all what use one of these masks actually has.

I am going to camp out in a shopping centre car park wearing one and knock out anyone I see carrying more than one packet of toilet paper, rice or pasta to their car.

You people will learn one way or another.
You wanted it to be survival of the fittest so be it.
Hoarders are all going to pay.

No vegetables except Heinz beans
You'll have no energy to do anything by week 3 of the apocalypse. I will then personally raid your home for scraps

distilled and there is literally nothing wrong with that, though distilling piss will fucking stink like nothing else

There was something about corona spreading through pipes. Not sure if it's true

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As a kid on holiday it made me ill once, Its an abomination. Thing is, The english kids don't know any different. Its run through with chlorine and everything. Horrendous. Poor bastards.

obsessed scot, it never made me ill

the reason I would doubt that is municipal water lines are pressurised, meaning it would take a pretty catastrophic failure for anything to get in, unless it is coming from the source.

This thread is so autistic that even autists say "nah that's too autistic".

>global pandemic
>agriculture and international transportation severely compromised
>but I'll be OK cos I've got 2 weeks supply of baked beans and noodles
this is why, historically, sailors didn't learn to swim user - if you're swept overboard or your ship goes down in the middle of the ocean, the ability to swim for a limited period of time only prolongs the suffering...

all water was piss at several points in its history

>no meat
Two weeks into SHTF im going to kill people like you who have lost muscle mass and are week, eat you, eat any remaining things you have, eat your pets and eat your children.

Good thing I learned how to commit quick and sever acts of violence against hoarders instead.

Why do all aussies advocate for drinking piss? wtf?
Thats because you dont know any different, If raised in england, I too would likely not notice. I assure you its very unhealthy.

I have heard of recycling waste water post purification, are you telling me they skimp on the purification?

No it didn't. It's probably between 30 to 40, which is still good.

yeah im pretty sure we have soft or moderate water here in yorkshire

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>Not filtering your piss through a lactating woman.
It’s quite simple. You force a lactating woman to drink your piss and then you drink her breast milk.

Not knowing simple science like this is why you are never going to make it. I am going to crush your bones. And use you to fertilise my crops.

No GMO rice for sale in the UK.
What is vitamin D?
That was through sewerage pipes because chinese plumbing is shit.

>Why do all aussies advocate for drinking piss?

its a tough land, we are taught how much piss we can drink before we get sick. never know when you'll get lost in the never never

What a cuck stash

Thats not 30-40. Can tell youre a child thats never gone food shopping before.

pls gib curry and naans for the stash

This

The kike is absolutely right here

>in all the stash pictures no-one ever has salt, sugar, oil or spices
western governments all have stores of basic carbohydrates - wheat flour etc - for civil emergencies
what you're not going to get issued is anything to make it taste nice
buy salt, pepper, sugar, cocoa powder, oil and whatever spices you like instead of tins of shite

Yeah were gonna haveta see your prepping loiscense, social media history and take half for the poor brownies. Part and parcel.

>the virus will be gone in a few months.
>flag
d-dont worry goy just eat the bugs nothing to see here

Bruce, If you arnt pushing Ra worship its drinking piss. You're not breaking nothing, son.
Leicester and london ive tested the water, Don't know so much about yorkshire. It's kill.

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>tins of shite

I noticed that the Tesco tuna is a product of Ghana. How does the average Brit feel about this?

Where’s the carlin kidda?

Honestly didn't realise how fucking vile our tap water is until I went abroad

>How does the average Brit feel about this?
When I worked in tesco it was only OAPs who'd come up to me and ask if there was any of x product grown/made in Britain. Zoomers and millenials don't give a shit.

SURELY KING OF THE TP FORTRESS

Brits don't have wells?

We pay enough foreign aid to those shit skins the least they can let us to is pillage their waters

Our equivalent is food coming from south east asia. I'm kind of turned off by food originating in a 3rd world country.

Dear God, I hate poopoopeepee meme. It's too fucking real.

Those preps looks like a baby put them together. Looks like you spent 20 bucks at the dollar store. Its a start I guess but that's embarrassing to call preps.

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