/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1597

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ARMS ARE LONGER THAN THAT
STOP COMMISSIONING SHITTER ARTISTS WHO CAN'T INTO ANATOMY

COUNTDOWN TO THE 5TH MOTHERFUCKERS

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3-8 hours.

Happy birthday big guy, hope it’s a good one.

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Please note

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>5 new cases in Basel
shit bros

leave my city you dumbfuck virus i cant go out drinking

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Post your own work then drawfag

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>wake up
>Finrand +5 cases

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Spend about 3-4 hours a day, every day for the past 17 days in a hospital.

Digits confirm that we'll all make it.

If corona-chan had/was a fetish it would be gigantism

>COVID 19 ACTS LIKE SARS AND AIDS
>COVID 19 ACTS LIKE SARS AND AIDS
>COVID 19 ACTS LIKE SARS AND AIDS
>COVID 19 ACTS LIKE SARS AND AIDS

GUYS, DID ANYBODY READ THIS BEFORE?
DON'T TELL ME POL WAS RIGHT

>"The influence of COVID-19 on the human body is like a combination of SARS and AIDS as it damages both the lungs and immune systems," Peng Zhiyong, director of the intensive care unit of the Zhongnan Hospital of Wuhan University in Wuhan, told the Global Times on Friday.

globaltimes.cn/content/1181121.shtml

Increase in Austria was like 30% in a day. This thing is going exponential.

We all suspected that it was going to hit Asian countries the hardest

Lack of staff, and proper equipment
Most hospitals in the US have no real doctors on duty and have volunteer RN/PAs on staff or some mix of.

You've already got it.
If you've been in public in the last fortnight, you're sick.
Too late for wannabe preppers.
Too late for all of us.

Flour yeast canned tomato olives and cakestuff
Make muffins and pizza.
10$ flour = 93.750 kcal

> mfw it's the 5th of March 99% of countries now

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LOL never. Kikes have paralyzed us. Look at the fucking games they play. We are in crisis. They are playing their games. Ideological sickness. Social fever.

?????

Some dog bite me and now I have to go to the same hospital as all the Corona suspects are going. Pray for me lads

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Roseville user here. I’m scared bros

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Start preparing.

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Why would a population stat not be realistic? Have you ever travelled? There are a fuckton of people.

I have seen more people in my line of sight during the HK protests than there are infected right now.

>every country somehow manages to cooperate and hide it properly. Lmao, no.

The virus started in December, maybe even November.

No

I feel like we'd end up setting up temporary wards away from other groups in that situation. Repurposing schools and the like.

lmao stupid conspiracyfags
NOTHING is happening grow up

QRD for what’s supposed to happen on the 5th?

THIS

the end of the world as predicted by digits

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>He says while buying all the medication to send home to china

NOTHING
BURGER

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I'll be glad when you perish completely horizontal France

airborne AIDS
maybe airborne Ebola too, since some of the proposed vaccines being considered were supposed to be used for Ebola-chan in 2014

Sweden has 60 cases now, SWEDEN GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE SOON! YAY
expressen.se/tv/nyheter/narmre-60-bekraftade-fall-av-coronavirus-i-sverige/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

zerohedge.com/health/beijing-hospital-confirms-covid-19-attacks-central-nervous-system

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Pitbull? Also stay safe polandbro

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My Childs worthless video game playing father left, we have no social safety net and you people are seemingly fine with tearing our society apart, shame on all of you. My child is half black and you have no idea the terror I live every day

>Prepped for two weeks
>pic related
>gotta go see a doctor to get a home office papers stamped cause dont want to get in trouble long term
>just before shit hits the fan in Czech rep
>how fucked am i to go see a doctor to get my fucking papers sorted?

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8 NEW CASES IN SWEDEN. TOTAL: 60 CASES

The norms, are already panicking so there's no point in deterring people from prepping anymore, the only people not prepping are absolute retards and they were always going to die.

One dry coof every 2 hours throughout the day and I am already freaking out spreading it to people I care about. Body temperature is completely normal even though my skin feels warm.

How the fuck to we deal with the paranoia about symptoms that were completely irrelevant before?

Teh End of The World. muh nigga.

Gay pasta
kys

When will the confirm school lockdown? They said they will give out infos on it today.

ESTONIA NEW CASE ADD +1, TOTAL 3

ESTONIA NEW CASE ADD +1, TOTAL 3

ESTONIA NEW CASE ADD +1, TOTAL 3

ESTONIA NEW CASE ADD +1, TOTAL 3

ESTONIA NEW CASE ADD +1, TOTAL 3

ESTONIA NEW CASE ADD +1, TOTAL 3

ESTONIA NEW CASE ADD +1, TOTAL 3

ESTONIAN CITIZEN WHO CAME FROM ITALY, BERGAMO CITY

> Literally die if you go to sleep
> Have to breathe manually until cured

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Way ahead of you mate

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Its just the flu its just the flu its just the flu its just the flu its just the flu

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>traveling in 2020

>believing everyone you see isn't a Soros bot

Come on, user.

No, something small, but menaged to bite through my trousers and demage skin enough to get to blood.

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Nope nope nope. Just cut off the part that is injured and go home.

Pondering on buying a freezer and stuffing it full to the brim with meat. Will be really valuable once shtf

i'd literally make myself retarded for Corona-chan, if it meant me becoming responsible for wiping out two-thirds of subhumans in this shitheap all in less than 4 years.

Every time I hear news about wuflu, all I can think of is the video, star wrecked. It’s opening scene of Kirk just ending his captains log with “were fucked!”

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And that's a good thing

Fuck off with your gaslighting

HOLY FUCK ITS AIRBORNE AIDS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

I really hope the shitskins will be mostly infected

After 6 rounds of 'wait two more weeks' I was starting to take the side of the nothingburgers, but IF this is true (It is a ZH link) then we are fucked

So how long does China plan on keeping everyone locked down for?

Really hope this does turn out to just be another flu, this shit has me scared as fuck

It feels like we're watching a flame burn in slow motion

So is the little shit going to get put down or did you do it yourself?

If I were you, I'd infect as much people as possible. Like, come on?

having wet dreams with corona-chan when I die it's just the best way

All this anxiety has killed my appetite

You wouldn't be retarded you'd be dead man

BREAKING Japan to quarantine all new arrivals from China and Korea for 2 weeks; ask Chinese and Korean tourists to refrain from visiting Japan and will suspend their visas.

Extremely fucked. Go in full hazmat gear.

this guy knows the cure

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NO PANIC
NO STOCKPILE
NO MASK
CHINA GOOD
CHINA FRIEND
BUT MOST OF ALL
WASH YOUR HANDS
GO TO THE FOOTY
AND WATCH THE CRICKET
BUT MAKE SURE TO BUY A PLANE TICKET
GO ON HOLIDAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS
JUST REMEMBER
THIS ISN'T THE END
Xi Jinping is a great leader and this message was sponsored by China.

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It will spread when you least want it

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Would you let her give your Cov-19

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>Estonia at 3
Jesus, that's nearly a quarter of the population. RIP Estonia.

>get a home office papers stamped
what does this mean, a doctor needs to approve you to work from home?

DOW futures not looking good bros

500+ suspected cases in Brazil, was at 400 yesterday. One of the reported cases is a 13 year old girl, she was asymptomatic but the doctors decided to test it anyway, and the results were positive. We're done.

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>montenegro
how come there were not cases reported over there?
>if yo dont test nobody gets infected?

they need more positive tests, and they arent testing anyone

japan is too late

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE US NOT TESTING PEOPLE WITH SYMPTOMS?

Fuck me, you guys must have tens of thousands infected already

>246616666

yucky poopoo looks like sweet and sour roast pork

Predicted by what digits? sounds like bs

>them digitzz
may my death not in vain, then.

Kek