/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1596

Tfw fell for the wash your hands constantly meme
Hands are dry and cracked

The government tried to ban me from the Gay Web
I downloaded hole browser thengotback in
Went andgot a VPN
Just kissed another man
Immakeep sucking these niggas on sight 'till I fuck his friends
This shit's gay but it's cool but I gotta get it in
I tried 5 lubes but this dick, it's not sticking in
If the dick past '12, it's not fitting in
Bro came over round on the cock, his booty still on pend

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first case in my city. wish me luck /cvg/

I looked it up, both are good as long as they are >60%. If you want to use it for hand sanitizer, use 70% as it's less damaging for the skin than 90%

FIRST DEATH IN SWITZERLAND, 74 years old in Lausanne

ticinolibero.ch/attualita/cronaca/1423240/coronavirus-prima-morte-in-svizzera

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728 The neuroinvasive potential of SARS‐CoV2 may be at least partially responsible for the respiratory failure of COVID‐19 patients. >Therefore, given the probable neuroinvasion the risk of SARS-CoV-2 infection may be currently underestimated

You suffer heart damage and potentially lethal pneumomia, due to dissolved lungs, due to gp120 setting off cytokine storms, on the first infection. If you survive, it has also entered neurons, beyond the reach of the immune system, and reinfects you. The continued heart damage can be lethal. It also destroys your brain stem, stopping autonomic breathing. You can still consciously breathe, if the pneumonia isn't too bad, but you cannot sleep, or forget to breathe. Those people dropping randomly? This is why.

It's already pandemic. We are dead.

2020 march 5th world ends

10:37 and still nothing

What's the expected timeline of events for the end of the world?

They may also cause permanent organ damage even if you're young (and if you haven't died from it)

Reminder to unironically coom to Corona-chan to give her your sexual energy in order to make her more powerful

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South Korean news reporter CATCHES VIRUS on AIR!

youtu.be/d2mv07OZoMQ

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Idk, nostradamus is still sleeping

Can someone give me a rundown on what I need in my panic shelter?

This is it. This is the big one.

One, single, person.

DIGITS SAY IF THE WORLD TRULY ENDS TODAY

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Valdostano?

Food and water.

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

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GARYY

Holy fuck lmao
and to day *BREATHE* we have more *BREATHE*

Many countries will be completely fucked due to their own ignorance.

Everyone believes they are superhumans living in a superstate and that the virus will never touch them or their everyday lives.

You still the different guy? We could make it a tradition to have threads hosted by Argentina in memory of him.

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Don't use the word "regime" with regard to Iran.

Don't be an asshole.

>22% death rate among boomers
based

CLOSE OUR BORDERS.
FUCK FROGS, FUCK SHITALIANS, FUCK GERMOIDS.

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nope, central italy.

PLEASE COME TO ISRAEL, MAKE IT STOP

Coronavirus panic is retarded.

It has a 3% death rate, not accounting for the fact that the most infected countries are third world shitholes like China and Iran, and that most people with mild cases probably don't even realize they have it, aren't going to the hospitals, so they fly under the radar.

If Corona spreads worldwide and 2/3rds of the population had it, the death rate will be reassessed and will most likely go down to 1% or less.

This is what happened with Swine Flu, which ended up being LESS dangerous than common flu. Once the people with mild cases not going to hospitals was assessed the death rate went down from 10% to 0.09%.

HEY, MAYBE ACTUALLY TRY TO PROVE THIS WRONG. NOT CRY SHILL LIKE SOME DUMB FAGGOT WITH NO ARGUMENT.

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He sounds sick at the start but then when he comes back at 3 minutes in he sounds completely normal again?

What's going on there?

Stuck for five days on the fifth, what do you know Gary?

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Staying drunk
Good idea or not?
Fucking swear alcoholics never get colds or flu

>reposting copypasta from last thread

i dropped out of school at 15 im 25 rn

so i stopped using puncation A LONG TIME AGO

especially when i realized that intellectual atheists use proper grammar to appear smart and look down on you if you dont so i automatically became inclined to type like this

Their argument is that if they closed schools, grandparents would have to look after the kids because „parents can‘t quit work“ and since they are the main target group that‘s „irresponsible“. So no we let our kids be infected because swiss parents are too big cowards to not go to work to look after their kids. Kill me now.

rolling

Posting again for Houston anons
You still have time to prep as of yet

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lmao

Breakdown 100,000ius of vitamin C in 100ml of sodium chloride. Use this to sterilise your hands.

91% isopropyl alcohol can make the virus crust up.
50% isopropyl alcohol contains too much water.

70% is the sweet spot.

Rolling

big oof if true

Way too late, you can't stop her now.

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Why can't they just do home-office??

CCP pls go away already.

youtube.com/watch?v=duWBbIlh7j0
Free corona virus tests for everyone in Japan starting tomorrow.

Drunk Corona chan a cute, a cute!

If doubles the US nukes china to stop the spread

too late

>It has a 3% death rate
Prove it. Can you vouch for the CCP and their bullshit numbers?

Not everyone works at an office. Some people work in health care or other areas that you can‘t „take home“.

>grandparents would have to look after the kids since they are the main target group that‘s „irresponsible“.
>we are not taking measures to prevent older people from getting sick because they might get sick

ok

Today she mutates

Need a good source for pics. I've seen more pics in /cvg/ threads than on any other imagesharing site.

Can we get some sources on this instead of posting random gay shit?

I wish you way more than luck

>"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
>archive.is/MF0fv
ok

>double-double digits

Where shall my semen be spilled?

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It seems that the flu has no structural effects whatsoever.
Why did I expect anything of this nothingburger ?

It literally doesn't matter what they say it is right now.
Can nobody in these threads read?

If doubles our country dies from the virus

The beginning of the end, announcement in New York causes panic and the ride never stops.

So everyone in the medical profession goes to work everybody else stays home. Done

>can make the virus crust up.

Wat mean ?

m.maariv.co.il/breaking-news/Article-752116

>News just reported the route that the infected American took.
>She was the entire in in Jerusalem and took public transportation
>Visted malls/restaurants and the main streets

I can assume that by the end of this day we will have more new cases.

I can‘t wrap my head around how people who are in charge of making such decisions can be THAT idiotic but unfortunately they are.

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Do medfags always typeface this ugly?
Also, do you think that this paper is true?

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survivalskills.guide/long-term-wilderness-survival-gear/

Nah you cunts are fucked anyway

I've been seeing the "March 5 World is Kill" posted for days now and I'm wondering if maybe it is right. Like there's not going to be a nuclear holocaust or 2 billion positive cases but if March 5th is just the point of no return statistically. It could have been stopped, but not any more.

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The entire time in*

>tfw they STILL won’t close down workplaces anytime soon

I want to play on my PlayStation and not have to shower dammit

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When are they going to put us on the map? want our own pin

why don't they just put kids in school and leave them there

Germany "officially" at 349 cases now. Increase of 87 overnight.

Sauce: Robert-Koch Institut and German MSM shills

5% WITH HOSPITALS.

25% WITHOUT HOSPITALS.

Pat a cake, pat a cake
I'm the Baker's
man
I'm killin' JEWS just as FAST as I
can
and you can tell by how the ASH STACKS UP
that I don't give a FUCK!
I'm SIPPIN' from my COFFEE cup.

Take THAT to the Deutschland Bank
We'll burn your new world DOWN
just like we FUCKED anne frank
UP
I'll burn it ALL before a JEW RULES ME.
Subscribe to PEWDIEPIE
'cause I got SOMETHIN' YOU SHOULD SEE.

Every time i say d*ubs it says i'm spamming, Is this happening to anyone else?

thank you brit user, stay safe and don't get too drunk, it's unnecessary, you should be ready if something happens.

>4 months passed
>not even 100.000 infected
>on a population of 7.530.000.000
>literally a magnutide less than a rounding error
>whole world panics

Wow.
It's fucking nothing.

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I get nervous every time someone with respiratory issues and suspected sepsis comes into my unit.

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We can read. It's just that your argument is a non-argument based on false assumptions, based on falsified data.

>believing the official world population stats

>not running into people from different states randomly

>not knowing youtube has fake view counts to make you think this as well

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>You want to see competent handling of the situation then look to North Korea.
Vaccination comes from the barrel of a gun!

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It doubles every 6 days.
90000 infected
In 36 days 57,600,000 infected.
1.4% mortality rate
= 8,600,000 dead in 36 days
That’s Holocaust level.
Thanks Corona-Chan

Exactly, and it's baffling to me. You know when you watch a movie and think "people can't be this stupid, this would never get that bad in real life". Well I realised now people are really this stupid.

I have a really, really bad feeling out of all of this
It solidified last night/this morning