/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1595

Hello please enjoy my chart
It shows all countries virus progression from day 1 to day 23
Ok is missing a few latest countries, I make it a couple of days ago but is otherwise current
Thank you for reading my post
Goodbye

Attached: corona virus progression day 1-23 3.3.20.jpg (1656x1078, 386.62K)

COOF COOF

Hospital that took first case patients before they were checked for coronavirus

Attached: rsmitra.webm (230x400, 1.42M)

>in a few weeks Czechs have custom virus-killing masks
See you after the apocalipse, virgins

Attached: 1583222543625.jpg (288x437, 47.74K)

Why are the Chinese so in control of this?
They are making the rest of the world look completely incompetent

Any news on florida? Going for a visit soon.

It's the time. Wait a few hours for burgers to wake up.

Oh look another Nothinburger thread. How cute

Attached: NuffinMuffin.jpg (498x440, 60.25K)

>be me
>dry cough/sore throat for a week
>low grade fever
>no other symptoms
>it's not flu season
What are the chances

Attached: ERyicI5XUAApwrc.jpg (1200x800, 266.29K)

Every day they talk about a vaccine for what is essentially HIV-1 (AIDS) in a more refined form. Since a cure was never devised for that, why should we expect the furthered developmental version of the same virus to be cured? Further, why do they keep trying to force-feed the media as if there's a cure right around the corner, do they not understand, being so blinded by money, they are there to serve the people, NOT themselves. It's way past time to get loud about this.

Attached: 1580679428860.jpg (804x1024, 160.03K)

The first case in Bosnia is coming from a filthy Serb. This is surprising since Serbs don't wash their asses after shitting.

Reposting from last thread.

>work at television network(one of the home shopping ones)
>be on the cleaning crew
>company wide email from CEO at beginning of the week goes over a few things we'll be doing as a company to prevent coronavirus spread
>first thing mentioned says they'll be halting all company related travel to and from affected areas

>get to work today
>our crew is told we have to go behind one of the guest hosts that just came from Seattle and disinfect the set she was on
>company obviously lied about halting travel
>she supposedly has been tested and was negative for the virus
>can't make it obvious so as not to "hurt her feelings"
>won't let us wear masks so we don't spook anyone
>as the day goes on, it became obvious no one knows about this except our crew, not even the production staff
>they're all confused why we showed up to clean because they always clean the sets
>this bitch was supposed to follow a set path in and out of the building, per security
>find out later that she essentially ignored that shit at one point and disappeared for an hour, no one, including security, knows where she went
>we know she never left the building
>she was also handling product on air, which didn't get disinfected, and is now back in our shipping system after having been handled by production staff and shipping staff

>we get to do this again, every day, for the next 4 days
>everyone on my crew is freaked right the fuck out about this shit
>we've been told to keep quiet about all this

These people are fucking stupid, anons. They care more about sales than they do infecting everyone. America is fucked.

Attached: oh shit nigger what are you doing.jpg (366x380, 19.76K)

brainlet here. too many lines. can't read graph.

Attached: 1509159724515.jpg (645x968, 47.14K)

Are you a bot?

Can i just fill those (30L) with tapwater?
or how do i keep it stored

Attached: 517G1eS6ooL.png (546x631, 90.83K)

Thailand looks like a fun rollcoaster ride

Ok.

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=DOtoIBrBAYE

Looking for Hitler digits so all Africa dies

Attached: 1582897224862.gif (240x287, 279.64K)

iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/94bda098-1ca1-466e-a55b-b467e901d013

>5 new corona cases in Finland

Last night there was one dumb fingolian being proud of how our government had it well covered. You fugg jinxed it!

Attached: 1580375017594.jpg (412x430, 32.42K)

Because when you control all information coming out of your country you can hide all the nasty shit happening in your borders

No, that's South Korea that is making everyone else look bad. SK has super high tech everything on this, China had to lock down a whole city and Japan quarantined a whole ship

They can be open about the supression of information because it's expected of them.

Attached: 4F0E3EB5-762C-45C3-A830-D7C9A7F21AD5.jpg (300x225, 18.82K)

alright dude so buy your pounds of powdered milk and powdered eggs and flour and use your money on that food and see how happy and glad you stocked on these important ingredients which take hours of preparation

meanwhile im gonna stock up on cans of tuna and nuts and things you can actually eat

are you literally a female dude? how are you going to have time to make all this stuff during a real happening?? theres shit to be done in a society with no electricity you cant be fucking around measuing flour
and powdered butter

Attached: NancyDabinMMLD-1222492763490381824-3.jpg (1070x1070, 172.39K)

>Let´s hope it has been on the muslim area and not on the Serbian

The guy and his son are from Republika Srpska. So serbs. And there probably are cases in Serbia but they are undergoing elections. Vučić doesn't want boomers to stay home and not go out and vote. You faggots need to stop larping and understand that she is everywhere.

Attached: pepe-the-frog-kek-4chan-internet-meme-punch-punch.jpg (800x800, 77.98K)

>Some people have posted dumb shit, so a disease with an inexorable spread and 2%+ mortality isnt a big deal.
You are an idiot.

Turns out you actually have to quarantine people in order to stop an epidemic

Attached: 1583338831955.jpg (694x1280, 96.11K)

Don't worry. I am sure things couldn't possibly get any worse.

At least i get raped to death by a cute anime girl

I made dis

Attached: file.png (1238x691, 1.17M)

BASED

>Some people have posted dumb shit, so a disease with an inexorable spread and 2%+ mortality isnt a big deal.
shiet I shouldn't have posted dumb shit

Does somebody has the world map for me?

Yea that shit got to Poland

1 case reported fag came from quarantine in Berlin to Krakov

By lying their ass off and nearly cutting the flow of information out of the country? Seriously, what little is getting out of there isn't fucking good.

Attached: suicide_epidemic.webm (640x352, 863.08K)

expose them on twitter

>Quick update here (@UWVirology are fast!) with an additional #SARSCoV2 genome from the #seattlecoronavirus outbreak. This also groups with the same cluster, again supporting a single transmission chain

Attached: ESU22pqVAAArEdb.jpg (1602x1308, 120.92K)

looks like your sauna’s aren’t enough

Attached: 8558DFD2-B9D3-4B31-90C0-CA10BF627EBD.jpg (1280x800, 402.61K)

do you think we can sue our work places for spreading the virus? This is america

is xi xinping infected?

You want to see competent handling of the situation then look to North Korea.

>scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

36 years old recovered patient dies 5 days after being released from hospital with a dry mouth.
Medfags, is the mouth dry because the virus killed the salivary glands neurons where the herpes virus goes hiding ??

Attached: Capture d’écran 2020-03-02 à 11.21.12.png (1500x1328, 1.01M)

Threads are most comfy when burgers are not here.

because they created corona-chan and now know hot to control it.
It´s biological weapon against caucasians

Look at how it´s killing much more people in Italy and Iran.

Yep, and it´s hard to admit it but Iranian sandniggers are caucasians.

>Japan quarantined a whole ship
Only so they could be infected and every infected American who was flown back is doing a number on the PNW and the west coast in general. Just about every government who isn't North Korea is going out of their way to insure their populations take a hit from this, as intended because this is a depopulation op.

Just dehydration from fever

the tiktok frame in your shit is not related to coronavirus, they're speaking english and wearing short sleeve stuff. You'd be taken a lot more seriously if you spent a little time fact checking before including shit.

Full fledged retard here boys.

sterilize them and make sure you can purify the water somehow

It's all what you're used to. You want an invite for dinner? After you've gotten sick to death of tuna and nuts for a month you might be glad of something different.

>They care more about sales than they do infecting everyone.
Holy shit took you long enough. This is literally the encouraged mentality you fucking turtle.

Yes, and put a single tiny drop of bleaching there before sealing. Ideally you should have chlorine for this but you probably don't

away from sunlight

I tend to agree with this tuna shill.
Making bread sounds like a pain in the ass in a shift scenario.

Attached: _111140491_globalmapfinal_4mar_v2-nc.png (2666x1875, 741.11K)

1 dead Swissfag

LETS GO BOYS

Attached: 1583353787217.png (447x691, 584.18K)

Tex user is awake and operational

If I could afford to lose my job, I would. But we're a small cleaning crew and they'd know where the info came from because only our crew knows about this.

My preps are ready.
I invested 500 euros in pocket pussys and lube.
I have food and water for months.
I'm gonna hunker down and coooom

How do you select the flag in Israel jewbro? If you live in Judea and Samaria it assigns you the Palestinian flag or you can chose?

Also you have very good care, but those sandniggers may infect you.

BREAKING: Switzerland reports first death due to coronavirus

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235491687063007240

Attached: Switzerland first corona death.png (609x481, 246.79K)

Morale is literally non-existent at this point.

this is actually incredible
nextstrain.org/ncov?branchLabel=clade&label=clade:B4&m=div

Trump says that you should go to work even if you have the corona virus.
What think?

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

The neuroinvasive potential of SARS‐CoV2 may be at least partially responsible for the respiratory failure of COVID‐19 patients.

>Therefore, given the probable neuroinvasion the risk of SARS-CoV-2 infection may be currently underestimated

You suffer heart damage and potentially lethal pneumomia, due to dissolved lungs, due to gp120 setting off cytokine storms, on the first infection. If you survive, it has also entered neurons, beyond the reach of the immune system, and reinfects you. The continued heart damage can be lethal. It also destroys your brain stem, stopping autonomic breathing. You can still consciously breathe, if the pneumonia isn't too bad, but you cannot sleep, or forget to breathe.

Those people dropping randomly? This is why.

It's already pandemic. We are dead.

2020 march 5th world ends

Attached: Screenshot_20200305-110630_Gallery.jpg (1080x1920, 592.25K)

How the fuck hasn't Mongolia got any cases?

>the only foreigners I've seen for the past year in my rural little village are the 10th generation Indian migrants stealing bikes as usual
Can it get anymore comfy boys? Urbanites are biting it hard.

It is too congested. Very hard to read. I would suggest separate charts for each continent.

nigger THEYRE THE ONE THAT RELEASED THE FUCKING VIRUS. What you mean "look incompetent"? Wanna know how they solved their problem? By lying and getting rid of the evidence. or did they order 40 waste incinerators just to clean up some trash?

>74 year old
Nothingburger

Sorry, I got a little frisky with my new sex doll and it flew out the window.

>greenland uninfected
EVERY FUCKING TIME

Attached: 1461832564756.jpg (534x820, 141.34K)

Based

WE MAY BE DEAD SOON

archive.is/cDJYQ
Well, cases were confirmed in my general area. How bad will the panic be?

Attached: asui.jpg (228x227, 9.02K)

This, also ADE renders vaccines worthless.

By lying and suppressing all free discourse within their nation. Iran is planning to shut down the internet sometime soon. Watch how their numbers fall.

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

Attached: Screenshot_20200305-040238__01.jpg (1080x1861, 402.94K)

extremely gross those fucking Iranians. Absolutely disgusting. All are closet gays it seems

I had a dream that I made love to coronachan and she granted me immunity

I hop ye got a virus loicence, m8.

Kek. Will you faggots still swings your chickens around and do other dumb religious shit if corona breaks out?

This looks wholesome and adorable. What does it all mean?

That's a great chart; thank you

What if nothing happens? Are we out the woods overall?

Attached: 1582895909359.jpg (720x720, 64.65K)

>500 euros when you can get a loli for free
user what the fuck. Could've given me that money and I'd have used it for something useful like a new graphics card

Would people be onboard if I created a /cvg/ steam community ?

I mean if we are going to die, lets die playing some quality vidya online.

REMINDER

>r0 is between 6.11 and 8.18
>daily increasing confirmed cases account for less than 5% of this number
Take our current confirmed cases and multiply them by 20 and you'll start getting in the ballpark of the true numbers

See, that's the problem, fren.
Your comment just the next step on the doomer list I posted.
>THE MORTALITY RATE IS 2% BROS.
Even on that boomer death ship, the meme-calculation of:
>deaths/(deaths+recoveries)
barely reaches 3%, and it's decreasing every time the numbers are updated, since recoveries are skyrocketing and deaths/serious,critical are stable.
And that's on a ship of sick old boomers who are probably inches from death anyway (seriously average age on that ship was over 60 or something ridiculous).
>inb4 b-but you just wait 2 more months
>everyone will be infected and hospitals will be over-crowded
>t-the mortality rate will be 20%
yeah yeah yeah, we'll all just wait 2 more months bro. (the two weeks meme changed because things are progressing so slowly.)

Millions of whites can die just so long as the stock market holds up long enough to escape out the back door with everything that was bolted down. And people wonder why this retard is pandering to non-whites for votes, he has no voters left from the 1st run after he got found out for being the con he was.

I know i've been calling them subhuman for a while but even my fucking cat can establish causality.

>Sucking this much circumcised jew cock.

Attached: E285AD01-D497-4824-AE96-F7155CFDE8C8.jpg (399x400, 46.59K)

Don't you dear insult my tendies

Attached: 1559017524875.gif (300x300, 621.64K)

I don´t know why they don´t color Greenland. It´s part of Denmark

>china zero
kek

I thought the collapse would be here by now this isn’t fair

Attached: 2B789264-ED8C-4D2A-82D0-5025F6BB88C9.jpg (750x872, 53.9K)