/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1594

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>37 cases in Austria

that's a +30% increase in a day. Nice exponential development so far, this shit is gonna explode in March. I wouldn't also be surprised if you could add a zero to that number for actual cases.

You know what goes well with Coronavirus?

Lyme disease.

Post the current status as well as the latest news

Alright, I have been coofing and running a 39c fever since last night. I'm gonna get a few last cooms out before I get hopitalized and die

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Baby just got CoronaChan in Australia....fuck.

Junkies are coofing it up outside.

Everybody who replies to this comment dies of corona-chan.

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they only tested 3000 people mate

Can one of you sick bros catch a flight to Greenland?

Rip.

Good morning bros. Just letting you know today is March the 5th and we're waiting if anything big happens (hope not).

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it's over
time to coof your last coof and leave this hellscape behind

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But your flag says you're a medic

Sup croatiabro, anything big in croatia?

dale

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me and my whole family has 38degrees fever docs told us its just flu bro and sent us home

My existence is a momentary lapse of reason

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Ofc you can‘t make raised sourdough or yeast bread but you can make other bread forms perfectly fine and they are as delicious as anything else.

foodwishes.blogspot.com/2019/02/garlic-naan-now-100-tandoor-free.html?m=1

foodwishes.blogspot.com/2017/07/lebanese-mountain-bread-peak-flatbread.html?m=1

If you refuse to eat those when starving because they weren’t made in an oven i am REALLY sorry for you

Where's the paste?

Remember to rehydrate after you coom

>baking is a very complex thing

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Good morning anons. I'm hoping they ground all air travel so my husband doesn't have to go out of the country for work. Fingers crossed

Sure you do

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It has. They just don‘t have any phones to tell anyone.

God I want a hot Asian woman to admonish me.

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Where everyone sees chaos. I see a perfect opportunity to BUY LOW and SELL HIGH. You need to have the investor mindset. See the patterns. When prices of stocks go down. You need to buy.

Today I bought;
Disney
Netflix
Sneed Feed&Seed
Theranos
Air France
Delta
Washington Mutual
Carnival Cruises
Nintendo
Exon
Enron
Beyond meat
Texaco
Uber

You average people will never... CAN never understand the INVESTOR mindset. You think like sheep. Sell when you're told, buy when you're told. The true INVESTOR sees through it.

>be fearful when others are greedy and to be greedy only when others are fearful.
-Warren buffét

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Pretty easy to make pan bread.

I had the same thing, fever went down after 2 days, took 2 pills of paracetamol over that period and all was fine.
Our government is actually doing a heck of a job and we only have 10 cases limited mainly to family clusters. We'd have even less cases if people weren't retarded and stopped travelling to Italy.

Corona-chan please kill me, I love you

Daily reminder to grab as many lolis and hebes as possible when the collapse hits and keep them for trading and COOOMIIINNGGGG

Also when is the netherlands gonna collapse, I sense an explosion of cases in the next
>2 weeks

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how are you going to look up the recipe for garlic lebanese mountain peak bread when you have no internet

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This is promising

I know, it's ridiculous. I guess they only can test so much, but there is no way it's reflecting reality. And many people believe that the authorities have it under control and I even read that all new infections only still come from Italy or foreign countries. Stupid.

South Korea:
Fri: 571
Sat: 813
Sun: 586
Mon: 599
Tue: 851
Wed: 435
Thu: 467

Wheres the country count list faggot?

Which place goes red next?

I don‘t need a recipe, it‘s in my head.

>Palestine just reported 4 cases
>all 4 were in a hotel in "Beith-Lehem"

483 deads in Iran already
twitter.com/AlArabiya_Brk/status/1235467853517766656

is this a meme or are you retarded?

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What lazy cunts keep making new threads without posting the current stats, fuck you.

Kentucky just got some test kits delivered. Expect to see numbers coming out of the armpit of America soon.

Ooohhh boy
Do you know what day it is

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We are for sure, even the health guy of our country says that there is likely a case inside our country but just can't find it yet.

abc.net.au/news/2020-03-05/baby-diagnosed-with-coronavirus-as-two-more-confirmed-in-sa/12029324

wtf wtf infant confirmed i thought this wasnt a thing yet

Next week's welfare check I'm blowing on a stockpile of drugs and beans. It's going to be a long and boring quarantine.

I thought suppressing your fever was bad unless it goes 40+ since it's a immune response to make it more inhospitable to germ/viral invaders?

Also

>no efforts to really stop new infections
>no prevention of mass gatherings
>no stopping of travelling
>no closing of kindergartens and schools
>home quarantines are even more half assed than everywhere else

It's great. Thanks gobernment.

Well, when people run around licking shit what do you expect

>tfw Corona-chan exists

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It has been for a while now. They get it just as easily. Might just take longer to kill them than the zombies over 70.

anons, I get rotavirus and I feel with fever. if you guys have any rotavirus-chan and you send the pic, I'll really appreciate

*faint*

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>it's not a pandemic bro, it's just a GLOBAL HEALTH EMERGENCY
>that means it's not serious bro

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Uh, huh.

Im glad that all the prepper on Yas Forums are experts at making pan fried bread.

So thats why they were buying up all the flour.

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BUY THE BIGGEST LOSERS AND WATCH THEM TANK.GREAT STRATEGY.

>Have had a minor chest cold, sore throat and intermittent sinus issues for almost two weeks
>No fever or cough
Am I gonna make it?

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It wasn’t that they can’t catch it, it supposed to be that it doesn’t fuck them up as much.

>39

That's low as fuck! how are u still alive ?

With that attitude, i won‘t share with you user

Slowing down

Nah. Still ten cases as of this morning. Minister of health says there are some ten more suspicious cases that they are waiting for tests results. I just hope we wont explode similar to pastabros. Plan to close down all school is on the table tho.

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gook slut

Everything is a thing. I hope the eventually fatality rate is 100% though, that would be ELE, in fact since it seems that we're ahead of the curve. Mightas well shill that study everywhere so china gets nuked.

You're done for makker. Might as well get some superspreading in. Maybe visit some shisha lounges and coffeeshops before you coof your last coof.

Albania

kek

I have compiled my findings on the virus:

1drv.ms/w/s!Au5YgiBXLakWohc1Ama7Fh8BCfU6?e=oVdSl4

It's bad. Very bad.

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Well I didn't know that at the time kek. In my country everyone gets chock full of ibuprofen/paracetamol when they have a fever. But it never went above 39 without paracetamol anyway. But yeah, you shouldn't take that shit unless it gets to 40.

Pan fried bread, do you mean cornbread? Or something else?

our home quarantines are a joke here
its perfectly fine to do stuff like leave your apartment to empty your trash just check the hallway if there are others first then touch every railing and door handle on the way

You could have got a lower price next week, teebs, but the main thing is to make a profit, which you surely did

That's weird...they have Medicare for all. They should all be pretty well off because they don't have to worry about the burdens of free market capitalism.

Russia +1, an Italian citizen
tass.ru/obschestvo/7904935

>246608382
It's the most infuriating shit. The Chinese were resorting to welding apartment block doors shut and burning bodies but nah it's just a slightly worse flu

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RETARDS ACTUALLY COOMING THAT SHIT FUCKING MAKES YOU WEAK AS FUCK

Ga heel snel naar amsterdam, ga naar de randstad godverdomme EN VERSPREID HET

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Post here
I aint clicking that shit nigger

>>home quarantines are even more half assed than everywhere else

Don't worry you slut lesbo with pierced nipples and wrinkly vagina, we're giving your country a run for it's incompetence money.

I'm split 50/50, dismay, but also happiness clownworld is over soon.

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>he thinks making flat bread is something hard and complex
Why have you even prepped? Just kill yourself bow, you're not going to make it.

En vergeet de lolies niet, ga naar de dichtsbijzinde basisschool en KOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

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What should I stock up on?

This is some ESL shill op my dude, they're banking on weirdness baiting anons when nothing else is working.

Not really

Slovakia has no cases as of now. Shelves are relatively full but medical cleaning tools are gone.

Not clicking that

Also, that's three times Kek has favored me, now. No scripts. I seriously am getting digits like almost every time I post this shit. It's actually scaring the fuck out of me.

its been found in pet dog of an infected in Hong Kong. the dog has not shown symptoms yet.

Wow, 0 deaths yet in Germany.

It seems Turks are tough!!!

Please

I coooooooomed yesterday but also yesterday I got redpilled on coooming so i'm not coooooooooming anymore

thanks bro

It's a Microsoft OneDrive link you retarded fucks.
It's as harmless as sharing on Google Docs.