Who's the oldest virgin here?

I'm 23 years old and I've never had a girlfriend

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24 here. Waiting for my parents to find me a virgin waifu according to tradition.

29

Heil Hitler

What advice would you give for a 21 year old virgin as myself? :o

Same.
29, Do I hear thirty?

i have a wifu does that count?

28

Work out, eat right. That's the foundation. If you can't do that, well, I guess being a wizard has it's perks?

can you reclaim your virginity? i have not had sex in 10 years and i'm 30.

27 here. Never had a girlfriend. Had sex though a few times.

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Only 1 prostitute. Never held hands or kissed anyone

If you would breed with the girl on the right over the one of the left you're objectively wrong.

31

33 Soon

damn normies, 38, i laugh at your low numbers.

>Make-up to accentuate a face vs. make-up/contacts to create a new face
A tale as old as time.

>Never held hands
what's the point of helding hands

Same

22 here , honestly if I was a normalfag I being probably never redpilled

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>27
>virgin, no gf ever
>zero friends
>unemployed
>living with parents
>alcoholic
>health problems

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19, I don't like the guys around here.

>inb4: show tits

eat shit

Nearly 40, but I'm a chad.
Had sex with at least 75 girls but i'm married now.
ama

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Being a virgin is one thing but not ever holding hands shows how much of a weirdo sperg you are in real life.

i was going to call them beautiful, but then i realized it was that mayatera lauren jauregui

58 year old virgin here

Well why don't you marry one of these pol virgins and I have some babies with him?

55

I have transitioned from wizard in to warlock.

this post is all i need to know what you look like. holy fucking shit.

tits or gtfo roastie, its the law of the land

nigger

So I marry one of them and YOU have babies with 'em? Why even marry ??

TITS OR GTFO

At least you live in Canada your life is easier compared with some people who are in your situation but live in shithole undeveloped countries

same shit here, if i will not count whores

>Be me
>84 y/o virgin

28

get six-pack lean and muscular and join the most prestigious male hierarchy you have available

I'm 50.
Last time sex with a young lady was around this time 2012.
I have given up, despite having a decent body, being about $200K liquid, 6 guitars....
My job/work schedule prevents me from meeting ladies, and the sports bars I attend are full of working class men.

I bought a personal penis massager from the Zon which works very well, however.

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I have a whore my virginity as no woman is worth it these days anyway

23 never had a gf. But I managed to none about 12 chicks purely on May very good looks(no jk, I look like DiCaprio). Bitches are shallow

Don’t you dare ever say that again

24 now I was a virgin until 22. Bros..the signs is literally pay attention to how women open the door and shut the fuck up. I was always oblivious to the signs or to their hints because women are smoothbrained with that shit. If at any time they’re interested in what you’re doing in your personal life(what are you doing after work? This weekend? Tonight? In 30 minutes?) that is their way of opening your chance. Keep it simple and ask them out.

Godspeed bros, went from kissless virgin to eroge h mo protagonist.

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Do condoms count? If not, 26

Well somehow the 3rd worlders aren't as depressed or anxious all the time, and suicide rate is higher in Canada than in Romania.
Listen you think money will solve your problems but at the end of the day you're still miserable and don't want to live. I guess you're still in the phase of chasing carrots but whatever.

>and I have some babies with him?
Fucking kek it's almost 3 a.m.
That was a typo, but I don't think I can make any babies with dudes, but you should try

Emotional connection

based

Get out of here roastie whore

I lost at 22.
Bye, losers

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*Managed to bone

So what kind of guys do you like

I've fucked like 7 bitches but never had a gf either.

bye npc

>haha im a woman
>no stop giving me attention you creeps

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Gtfo normie

you're all pathetic. if you made it all the way through highschool without getting any action at all, you're basically fucked for life

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relationships are over related, to busy porting doom 3 assets and doom 2 to gmod.

>not want to become demigod

Post screenshots

Fags
You are all pathetic and will never amount to anything

testfuckniggerstest

Tinder culture was a mistake

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yet you're here with us

That's only true if they looked like fat or malnourished unkempt slobs during that whole time. Guys will never know their true potential if they never looksmax.

most people don't. cope.

Lost mine at 19.

no lel. go to the steam workshop.

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>t. Zero matches

27

>I am 104, going strong!

No pussy for me