>be american
>can't buy a car from a manufacturer
>can't collect rainwater
>not allowed to manipulate the weather
>not allowed to get drunk in a bar in Alaska
>not allowed to pronounce Arkansas correctly to the illiterates who live there
>not allowed to sell your children in Florida
>also not allowed to participate in or host a dwarf throwing contest if you own an alcohol serving establishment in Florida
>not allowed to swear in Mississippi
>not allowed to marry if you have and STD in Nebraska
>not allowed to collect seaweed at night in New Hampshire
>idiots were not allowed to vote in New Mexico until 2016
>a bingo game being conducted or sponsored by a commercial organisation may not last more than five hours in North Carolina
>in Texas no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being
>not allowed to have sex if you're not married in Virginia
>MUH FREEDUMS
Be american
>Be American
>Reply to this thread
Thank me later good sir
>not allowed to criticize israel
wew lad
good catch, leaf.
>be Australian
>can't leave your house because dangerous animals own your streets
>can't own guns because of the actions of a literal retarded person
>next door neighbors with the biggest producer of toxic waste in the world
>tiny island below your gargantuan continent gets a fantasy movie and instantly becomes 1,000 times more culturally relevant than you ever were
If I were you I'd put another shrimp on the barbie and call it a night.
>also not allowed to participate in or host a dwarf throwing contest if you own an alcohol serving establishment in Florida
Why even live?
>be America
Do I need to explain further?
half that has nothing to do with freedom and the one that does is fake because you can easily own a gun if you're not a nigger
>be an aussie
>not really you're chinese
>wake up to go hunting but realize you dont have guns because you all agreed in the 90s you're too retarded to protect yourselves
>decide to eat food
>whoops import taxes make all food costs 4x more expensive
>its ok ull just eat one meal a day and distract yourself with technology
>woops electronic taxes out the asshole so you pay 2x as much for all computers and gadgets
>decide to go to a white nationalist rally even though chink
>woops free speech not actually allowed and you're sentenced to jail for fifty years for insulting an abos intelligence
>youre okay because at least jail is not as bad as the nigger infestation jails have in the us
>get shanked and porked by a muslim
>live in California
>oops sorry, your constitution doesn't apply unless it's convenient.
A larger portion of Australia residents can get guns easier than Americans. All the most populous states literally wipe their ass with the constitution and you won't do anything about it, bitch.
whiter than you esse
on my 18th i literally walked into a store and walked out with a gun in 30 minutes. no license, no training. just 15 min of paperwork/phone call and i was out. Its that way in most states.
>Be American
>don't live in any of these states
>Be Floridian
>live in a better version of Australia with guns, disney world and pub subs
>not allowed to sell children or participate in dwarf throwing competitions if you own a bar
you're basically a slave goyim
>selling kids in Florida
you are aware that Central FL is pedo central right?
>a gun
like I said, the most populous states wipe their ass with the constitution. Try getting a gun in California and see how it goes then.
what's the problem nigger? you can get a license for all of those categories quite easily.
Nobody gives a fuck about those shitholes. Everywhere niggers and commies accumulate will become uninhabitable.
Post your guns abbo
I’ve literally brought guns in California while traveling which would be considered illegal. Not every state is like California. Keep coping faggot
>Category D
>restricted to government agencies, occupational shooters, and primary producers.
>those fat, sausage like fingers
ahhh yes, prime american breeding stock
Like the other user said
post your shit
Post hands handlet
>magazine of 5 or more for shotguns and 10 for rifles
no more arbitrary than your short barrel rifles and shotguns and no body even cares anyway. We can use suppressors here without anyone giving a shit unlike your dystopian freedum land
What are you even on about, you dumb fuck?
Literally 188cm 82kg
But can you buy the guns for said silencers easily?
Otherwise you got yourself a nice metal dildo
>>also not allowed to participate in or host a dwarf throwing contest if you own an alcohol serving establishment in Florida
damn shame
>implying I can't and don't hypothetically throw one of my short barreled AR uppers on any one of my rifle receivers
>implying I don't have "solvent traps"
Okay, yes, those laws are shite. I can tell you're not one of those based Aussies that defied, so shut the fuck up
From cali here. I walked into a gun show and bought a gun in 30 mins, i dont have a license. So tell me again how those "migrants" are doing, Or was it a dingo that raped your "bird" this time?
k
Based bootlicker
boo hoo
>>not allowed to sell your children in Florida
Epstein would disagree
just fuck off already you cunt faced bastard
i miss those soda stack art things, you dont see them here in canada
>be Australian
>currency worth less
>everything costs more
>taxes are 33% higher
Ohnononono
not him but i had this pic on hand (pun not intended)
Nice M17
been thinking of having it on my collection but it's not that high on my gun list
also I think the M9 is better
>"Oh no! something illegal! Clearly its impossible!"
Aussie really is short for autistic
>be australian
>have higher median income
>have less expenses
>no guns
>slow as fuck internet
Sry ausbro. You could say we have niggers but you are getting more and more minorities aren't you
>muh guns and internet
that all you got, fat cunt? try again when your standard of living is on par with the greatst country on earth; AUSTRALIA
hahahahhahahahahh seethe harder you nigger
Yet using it for defence isn't a valid reason.
dont even pretend you know our self defense laws, you eastern state poof cunt
neither is carrying around a knife and shanking some cunt when he says you're an ugly wanker. What's your point? Just learn how to fight and stop with the microdick american energy.
>have to pay the government to keep the land you own
the m9 is sexier, but if i had to go into combat the m17 is what id want, gotta have the 21 shot mags tho.
I'm from WA you tard. Can't even use pepper spray for defence.
Half of what you listed isn't really enforced, the other shit is gay and needs to be cast out as unconstitutional. Also I don't trust those Hampsireians now, Seaweed is white healthy and a good source of iodine. I bet they're trying to horde it all for themselves.
Also this
Point is Australia is cucked when it comes to guns and defending yourself.
again, you dont know shit, shit cunt
point is, you dont know what your talking about. please prove me wrong, i DARE you to, shit cunt
Good. The American goy is cattle. The American goy is only useful for cheap low skilled job. The supreme masters of the United States are the Jews and talented European and Chinese immigrants.
It's the Jews and the Irish all the way down.
Fuck off faggot. This place is fully cucked. Can't even use pepper spray without being charged here. perthnow.com.au
called it, you cant even back up your claims. your full of shit, shit cunt
dont even bother making another post unless you got the balls and the brains to back up your statments, dumb cunt
is an infectious kangaroo bite affecting your eyesight?
check the link you goo gobbler
>>not allowed to marry if you have and STD in Nebraska
this lame state is doing something right
is your obese fat folds blocking your eyes, nigger?
links mean nothing when its literal anecotal evidence. if you had a brain you would unerstand this. but you are american, you are a literal nigger.
Kek. You're so retarded. I just proved my claim with a link. Anyway, convincing you doesn't matter. I've just shown everyone else in the thread how cucked this place really is. Sucks to be you.
We ARE allowed to pay their salaries, benefits, and lifetime pensions though! Checkmate pastebin.com
Kek. How are links anecdotal evidence? It's a news report of the law being enforced.
you didnt prove anything. post the relevent laws you dumb cunt. news outlets mean nothing
i cna post 1000 news stories that will counter anything you say, and i can post 1000 new stories that counter anything i say. its literal meme tier bullshit
back your claims up with FACTS not anecdotel evidence, you dumb cunt
How is this any different than something weird being illegal in germany, france, and denmark each. And then saying >be european
If I were president, I would make all this stupid shit legal. Additionally, I would make gun laws obsolete