I'm here for the job interview

>I'm here for the job interview.

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The job is a blow job and you're hired.

Okay. First question, has your homosexual lover ever been killed by blacks?

The lover was black because that man is absolutely built for BBC

>But that's just one reference i'm not willing to provide.

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>Jeez user what's with all the infographics? Do you have sources?

How do I get a neck like that?

Blowing a bunch of dudes.

Christ almighty please excuse my dipshit co-workers

Please describe a time that you personally feel you helped a client to the best of your abilities. How did you service the client and build a relationship.

And on a scale of 1-10 how much do you dislike black "people"

As long as you can keep your faggy opinions to yourself, Henry, you’re hired.

We don’t hire liars here

Henry Rollins is a 5ft 7 manlet

Good genes or wrestling. I've always had a pretty thick neck, but after a few years of jiu jitsu it's linebacker-level now.

>Rollins was born Henry Lawrence Garfield in Washington, D.C. on February 13, 1961, the only child of Iris and Paul Garfield.[5][6][7][8] His father was of Jewish descent.

hmm

No

Kike

Literally tie a weight to your head

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I guess doing bridges is effective.
Fuck I decided to have a few days of the gym but even after one day of skipping cardio I want to go today. But I need rest.

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henry is a fag

Get on my level necklet

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“Warehouse only, no sales. Do you have a CDL? Can you provide a clean urine sample?”

You look like a faggot that cries like a bitch as his pozzed lover dies.

Sorry no queers

Hired

u mad whyt boi

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Now, second question, did you blame the Republican Party for your gay lover's murder?

>pic related
Find a gym that has one like this. There are many different forms of it. Go lighter than you think or else you'll fuck yourself up. Playing niggerball in hs and college had me on this machine a lot.

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Take a seat then, I'll see you necks

>5'9

Sorry Henry, but the advertisement clearly said no manlets.

threadly reminder this dude was a piece of shit to a kid just wanting an interview, has ignored all mentions of it on twitter and then got it scrubbed from youtube
henry rollins is a fucking piece of human trash and if i EVER catch him slipping in portland we're gonna throw hands, you hear me rollins? its personal now since you scrubbed the video and ignored me on twitter, get fucked

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I'd hire Henry Rollins just to sing Disconnect to me all day long

workout harder whitey

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Sing a single note in tune or you don’t get the job.

>too bad

Is Rollins really that short? I'm gonna look it up now. I figured he would be at least 5'10 and somewhere close to 6'0 but not above that.

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Why do think he's so angry all the time.

He was picked on as a kid. That's what he said.

>staunch your pozzed lover’s bleeding gunshot wound, you get infected yourself
>watch him bleed to death and enjoy your uninflected long life

For being short and sooo gay.

I don't think he is. That was just more of his frontman personality.

Snowboarding to be honest.

Sorry, the edgy pseud-contrarian faggot position has been filled.

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What?

>we're gonna throw hands

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sorry 3 digit IQ required

Young Gaddafy?

>letting that piece of shit have any money ever

>missed interview
>mazda 6 broke down

>slaps the shit out of a skinny tranny

He's only

5'8

Acting angry is easy.
Anyone can do it and it takes zero talent or personality.

suck dick like theres no tomorrow for 40 years.

that's rollins secret

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Joe_Cole

>me Grug, me here for an add about a bouncer job
every time

its because he's missing out on miles of cock, and endless rivers of cum.

> Hey there, Rollins here
> I was sort of famous 20-30 years ago
> But I'm back
> I spout opinions that are pretty much the same as your aunt's
> BUT I SAY THEM IN A BADASS WAY
> You got a problem with that?
> Didn't think so
> If you're a MAN you use your fists, not a gun
> Now, if anyone on the right said that it would be toxic masculinity
> But I'm semi-famous and a leftist, so it's okay
> ROLLINS OUT

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back of the line bigot

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>keep your faggy opinions to yourself, Henry
Don't think he's capable of that.

He headbanged on stage daily. Claimed that was the secret to his success. Seems plausible. Maybe try it with a motorcycle helmet.

You sir, are a poet.

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And he's liberal af.

>headbanged on stage daily
Wouldn't this cause brain trauma similar to shaken-baby or that problem boxers develop?

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I hate this closet faggot wannabe punk rock jock.