/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #(1591)

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How much longer in Australia until we're in the shit?

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The European Union will be torn apart as several member states enter the conflict and take opposing sides.
Army, law enforcement and medical personnel is sent to both sides of the border, alongside supplies.

Meanwhile the pandemic is taking its toll on the general populace and healthcare systems around the globe.

The situation at the border escalates, multiple nations enter open armed conflict; namely Turkey, Greece, Russia, Syria. European member states begin to cannibalize each other, due to causalities at the border the political schism escalates into a cold war.

In every country the spread of the virus continues virtually uncontested; stores and clinics are overrun by uninformed - yet ignorant or panic'd; psychosomatic or even already infected - masses. Social tensions rise and escalate as inflation and shortages set in; as the masses turn into vectors; systems and society as a whole are overwhelmed.

The NATO is incapacitated as its member states crumble; the whole of Europe and the Amerikas descend into absolute chaos due to the uprising of migrants and the onset anarchy

The petty human nature - amplified by the Zeitgeist - rears its ugly head.

India and Pakistan; South Korea, North Korea and Japan enter open armed conflict over the handling of the pandemic, desperation fueled aggressions and measures.
The UAE and Isreal enter the conflict between Iran, Syria, Turkey and Russia, whilst Palestinians try to exploit the current situation/narrative in Isreal; the Kurds attempt to retaliate against Turkey; the eastern european countries retaliate against Russia; the Jemen retaliates against the UAE.

VIRAL ENCEPHALITIS POST RECOVERY CONFIRMED
WE SHINGLES NOW
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certainly not...hospitals become overcrowded, or police stop roaming streets. just sleep it off

No Test = No Cases
HAHAHAHA

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>Regarding the 13 cases re-positive to the eighth people's hospital in Guangzhou, Li Yueping, director of the ICU of the Infectious Diseases Center of the hospital, said at a press conference held in Guangdong on February 25 that these patients did not experience symptoms that worsened again. It may be a little poison in the stool, but it is technically difficult to distinguish whether the virus in the stool is a live virus or a dead virus. "
>Song Tie, deputy director of the Guangdong Provincial Center for Disease Control and Analysis analyzed at the above-mentioned press conference. From the current observations, the lung inflammation of many "re-positive" patients was previously in the absorption process and cannot be called clinical cure. It is because of this that we judge that it may intermittently detoxify. "

>being cured
>found virus in your poop
"re-positive"

Not for a while. Wuhan still has full electricity and everyone there's been cremated

*click*

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Why do you people keep spreading disinformation and bullshit? Are you trying to incite mass panic? Or do you losers actually get off on your ludicrous “LARPS”?
My friend’s coworker’s barber’s stepdad’s second cousin works at the CDC and said this WHOLE THING is being blown WAAAAAAAY out of proportion. Quit wasting your time here and have sex or something.

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i hope my ex and her bf get corona

Cases? Yes.

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Bros I don't wanna go like this...

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Africa, Irak, Austrialia, the UK and the rest of the world are either entirely left to their own devices and or stuck in between warring nations.

Political extremists and religious fanatics, alongside lone malicious actors perform acts of sabotage and terror across the globe.

The pandemic, at this point unstoppable due to the blatant mismanagement; blissful ignorance; unadultered opportunism and arrogance; disastrous events playing out all over globe at once, wipes out most assets of mankind directly through contamination and eradication or indirectly through an unprecedented and incalculable impact on mental health.

China - in its final death throes - eventually 'retaliates' against the world, triggering Deadman Switches all around the globe, just as Isreal - for numerous reasons - decides to preemptively enact the Samson Doctrine.

There aren't any frontiers or alliances, it is an all-out free for all and the 'winners' will be ravaged by the virus for ages to come.

Control has been lost ~ the plan has failed miserably on all imaginable levels, 'this' is no one's brainchild anymore. It's make-believe from here on out.

At last the human condition culminates in the repetition of ancient history.
The 'past' will reign one thousand years, forcing the remnants of our kind to marvel at it's broken promises and innumerable forfeit miracles.

> Rate my LARP'ing.

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ONLY CHINA CENSORS AND HIDES INFORMATION!!!!

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An entire school district just announced a 14 day closure here in Washington.

nsd.org/blog/~board/superintendent-blog/post/letter-to-families-all-schools-closed-march-5

It's in Houston too

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A good place to die

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Iran is so fucking based

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My girlfriend keeps touching her face with my dick wat do.

Denmark at 15 since yesterday

Who is cuter? Blonde hair corona-chan or black hair corona-chan?

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Would it be illegal to own a flying dog now?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Not here mate. Unless we all run out of dunny paper and shit goes full anarchy

Is it happening or not happening? I just want to know.

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Places in China had water interupted by electricity seemed fine. You can blame poor infrastructure. It was more likely that everyone got sick and died at the pump station. Plan for water outtages.

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Kill yourself first. Personally, I’m going with the Leaving Las Vegas prep.

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He's going to get it isn't he?

Why do I feel silly for prepping? Normies around me are scared but too broke to do anything

Who tuna sandwiches and black tea here?

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good news, you probably won't die.

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>Yes
Government clamping down on data so as not to cause a panic probably, while the numbers start to go up rapidly and our infrastructure is overburdened

based

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Now the numbers in south korea are getting lower and lower as well. You think there's abig cover up in coorperation with WHO to suppress the release of the real numbers?

Where everyone sees chaos. I see a perfect opportunity to BUY LOW and SELL HIGH. You need to have the investor mindset. See the patterns. When prices of stocks go down. You need to buy.

Today I bought;
Disney
Netflix
Sneed Feed&Seed
Theranos
Air France
Delta
Washington Mutual
Carnival Cruises
Nintendo
Exon
Enron
Beyond meat
Texaco
Uber

You average people will never... CAN never understand the INVESTOR mindset. You think like sheep. Sell when you're told, buy when you're told. The true INVESTOR sees through it.

>be fearful when others are greedy and to be greedy only when others are fearful.
-Warren buffét

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don't think about exes user. It's not good for you

We all know

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BePLjy6eU-A

context? i can't read spaghetti

Be brave fren, you haven't been overrun by the infected hordes and are beating them back.

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You’re forgetting New Zealand now has 3 and 1 presumed case, meaning more than likely 4. Our 3rd case was confirmed today.

reddit.com/r/sugarland/comments/fc6uyz/coronavirus_rumors

Just remember Greece bro if you get infected volunteer at a migrant camp the next day.

Communism won. Deal with it.

Show me your hospital you have built in 10 days for the Coronas.

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How are you enjoying Armageddon so far Yas Forums? We haven't even gotten to the fun stuff yet.

And can China explain why, if these people had no symptoms and were "cured", why they were monitoring their feces for virus?

Sounds like fun.

This split is actually a good sign

Faster killing means less spread

>Slovenia +1 Chile +1 Slovenia +1
You want to delete one of these. As far as I know there's only one Slovenia on the world map.

until the second infection comes around

SIR. SIR! YOU NEED TO PUT A MASK ON.

Just a coof bro

>Rate my LARP'ing
Sorry bro but that's just way too much text, and it lacks an image with a simple graph and vibrant colors

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>Why do you people keep spreading disinformation and bullshit? Are you trying to incite mass panic? Or do you losers actually get off on your ludicrous “LARPS”?
First day on Yas Forums?
Most people here want the world to end so they don't have to deal with the guilt of knowing they did nothing in their life that mattered.
Its basically a way to escape societies expectations of them as human beings.

Now gtfo.

Just in the government is gonna use the emergency act tomorrow

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Bad news; your lungs will get scarred up, have a higher chance of death when you get reinfected (and you will get reinfected), puking up blood for a few days...Oh! And your sperm will be evaporated

there's a case in my area
rip

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Of course not, user, there's no need to go out and buy any non-perishable foods or disinfectant. Now stay here while I go out and buy some more rice and oatmeal
>buying this early

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Black

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>still using the old data

I have eaten curry every night this week so far
My shit is liquid but I have 310 rolls of triple ply
Have only a handful of chillies left to keep it spicy rest is just jarred curry sauce/paste

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They are so based they know they just gotta cull the weak and build immunity early .

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Read the rest of the post, you took the bait.

No CDC testing = More Cases and Immediate Local/State control to contain

100% you’re going to die just maybe not from Corona-chan

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We are looking at a mass extinction event and it hasn’t even really begun

One year from now the entire planet will be in chaos and the only people safe will be the billionaires deep underground in their New Zealand bunkers

>being scared of the virus
>not the chimpouts/quarantines

>It said that 30 percent of the 214 patients the team studied showed symptoms in their nervous systems and the rate is even higher in critical patients at 45.5 percent.
What the fuck? So if you survive this you get brain damage?

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>IT'S REALLY H-HABBENING I SWEAR!!!

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Do we have any real info on deaths based on reinfections?

Why this combo?

It's weird. I freaked out a bit during the brexit bad news stories but there was usually a counter to it. With this thing though, for every positive counter there's 5 legit stories of Horsemen of the Apocalypse overbearing it.

me on the left

Levels of based we will never achieve in NA

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>wake up
>throat sore
>dry coughs
>No fever
>difficulty breathing
Bros please tell me it's just a flu

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Never let a good tragedy go to waste

Best time to invest is when there is blood in the streets

More like 3000 if they actually tested

If there's one you have hundreds. Poland is fucked. Waw is pozzed to shit.

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Old news, the site shows numbers now

>An entire school district just announced a 14 day closure here in Washington.
All the retarded parents there are just going to send their kids to day care or turn them loose during the day instead of holing them up with grandma and grandpa like they're supposed to.

Yep.

Smirnoff is garbage. Get some real vodka

>betting against the majority
>thinking the market doesn't have this shit dialed in
>Actions literally dictated by the herd

Imagine being this cucked

youtube.com/watch?v=0f0GAuctVk8

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The guy sitting down is a Mu;lah and he's spitting into a water bottle so they can all drink it to prove that their faith is stronger than biology. They're wrong and they're all going to die. A win for the world I think.

You DO atleast coom 5 times a day minimum to boost your immune system right?

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if this is not a shitpost you're actually a walking deadman

oh c'mon the death rate is no where near that high.

Black tea is good for your throat and fish has some proteins and anti biotics I think.

>update
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Central WA bro here. There were 34 firefighters and 2 police officers quarantined for responding to the nursing home. I heard on the local radio that 12 of the 36 responders are now symptomatic.

>12 out of 36 of the nursing home responders are symptomatic

Shhh, let me have this little happening please and thank you

There is some fuckkery afoot and they are going to use the fear of this virus to enslave the world....watch this:
youtube.com/watch?v=PQ_VwtimmRo

The Coronavirus has the number 400 constantly attached to it in the press (much like muh 6 million in the early 1900s). The Jews love their mysticism and the number 400 is very significant to them (the sun's corona is 400 times larger than the moon, this year is 20x20=400).

Something stinks like jew

I hope you’re written a will for your next of ki-oh who am I kidding, you ain’t got anyone to give things to.

We have become the clown Yas Forums

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>strawpoll.me/19487581
full blown AIDS mate. rip

Bro's, how do I stop touching my face and eating my boogers

>20% hospitalization rate

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The Lancet figured a death rate of 15% and even that is probably low

Cute anime reaction pic would also help

Good question. Official news reports believe that NCOV is a new type of virus that we have not dealt with before. What characteristics it has is still unclear, so even if the virus cannot be detected in the patient's blood and the patient's apparent symptoms disappear (the two are The current standard of cure), nor can we fully relax our vigilance that these people are very healthy without any problems.