>”So I asked him what kind of car he drives, and he said he just owns a bicycle. A bicycle!”
If you ride a children’s toy on infrastructure built for two ton metal machines you’re a moron who deserves your Darwin Award when you get hit by a concrete truck. Grow up and get a vehicle. You’re damaging your testicles and testosterone production too (what little you make anyway).
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Women are monsters
It probably increases your testosterone actually.
The testicle part is a meme and only applies to racing bikes anyway.
> Hurt I am fat and dislike exercise you are a faggot for putting in effort to be healthy and look good.
Your only proper response is image macros of professional racers who look weird.
FPBP
Oh I do have a car, just like cycling.
Can I suggest to you the wild idea that I can and do exercise without riding an embarrassing children’s toy to work?
Then ride it on bike trails like a responsible adult.
Ideological change with time:
>be a good man in an evil world.
No car! you're loser
Bicycling to work saves time.
Exercise reduces testosterone, that is a fact.
Commuting with a bike is extremely povertypilled, but bike racing is one of the whitest sports out there.
Congratulations. I hope saving a few minutes on your commute is worth getting your head crushed like a grape when some innocent driver doesn’t see you running red lights.
Stupid thread. Bikes are wicked fag
iknowe,,,treatyou harshly,,overat /n/.,
,,,butwe stillove your persistance,,,but latley youve been Slacking!,,needing more Energy,,,maybe a quickride toget theart going?
I would unironically ride a bike but im a banker and my bosses hate when I get sweaty
>/n/ still exists
Literally why?
>he doesn't know those "children's toys" are thousands of dollars and cycling is an upper class activity in the u.s.
all the guys in my cycling club are professionals--retired engineers, dentists and surgeons.
so slow your roll. mr. noseberg will eventually be able to buy that boat if u keep coming in early
I have a car, a Jeep and two motorcycles. I also like bicycling, fuck yourself.
It is
BlimpTrain!,
*beep beep* :^)
You'd cope that's what they'd say, fatfag.
Jeep faggots are the worst. Try mountain biking or staying off busy roads.
If a woman like that said it I'd probably think bikes were CHAD-tier. Always do the opposite of what a woman says
Americans...
Congratulations on getting your drivers license OP
>source my ass
that's some spicy water
I was talking to this woman about this and she got visibly sexually excited discussing the cars guys own. It's like she saw men as mechanical wheeled centaurs with human head sticking out of them.
>*HOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKK* *HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK*
I have a car and 2 motorbike, thinking of selling it all and getting a Panigale 899
What happened to him? Electrocution?
>cycling on the fucking highway
cocksucka deserved it
SHARE THE ROAD
c-checked
yes. the water had electrical current in it
*beep beep* GET OUTTA THE WAY MY WIFE'S MINUTES AWAY FROM GIVING BIRTH TO HER BOYFRIEND'S CHILD AGGGHHHH!!
cycl*st fucking shits
They symbolize money and by extention, her potential for being able to do nothing/rob him in divorce.
I'm not a cyclist but I am aware that bicycles aren't and never were exclusively for children. in fact, when invented, (by a white man) there was no child-sized model. The only people running over cyclists are non-whites and the majority of cyclists who give cyclists a bad name are professional kikes. Sounds like your problem has nothing to do with the white man's bicycle invention. You just sound like a stupid roastie but I have a sneaking suspicion that you're a tranny.
It's his own fault for not checking.
It’s simple: keep your stupid goofy roller skates, skate boards, go-carts, bicycles, stilts, unicycles and pogo sticks off of the fucking road and off of busy sidewalks. Do that simple, obvious and mandatory thing and you can zip around on them all you like. Note that these items are functionally identical, however.
>carcucks get mad about bike chads skipping 3h traffic
>paying for petrol parts and taxes for jews
it was in russia, truck driver was in the wrong
>legal is the same thing as moral (or intelligent)
The peddler is a fucking idiot for thinking he could ignore physics.
lmao nobody gets triggered as easily as bicycle betas
Hello moshe
What an absolutely abhorrent po--
>check flag
Oh.
they have crosswalks on those roads, to them it's no big deal to cycle there
Oh this is adorable. Achmed thinks the whole US is New York City.
Sorry shitskin, but our country is not Friends.
I don't use any of those things but you're only upset about it because you're that ineffectual and unhappy with your own life with no will or vision to create a better situation for yourself. Get over it. The world isn't going to just change for a whining faggot like you.
>trigger
Cunt I dont even have a bike euros can walk everywhere due to superior non-jewish non-grid cities made for cars
Apparently not, if the peddler can't figure out how to not get squished.
Im sorry everything looks the same in US tall glass (((offices))) with higway in the middle
Thanks for proving you’ve never been through the country, you subhuman retard.
>we're elite bugmen
lol
Why would I want to travel to muttland ?
>our cities are so ancient and haphazardly designed that it's actually *faster* to just walk places than avail ourselves of modern technology
>...and that's a good thing :^)
seems like the triggered one is you, my good bitch
kek