”So I asked him what kind of car he drives, and he said he just owns a bicycle. A bicycle!”

>”So I asked him what kind of car he drives, and he said he just owns a bicycle. A bicycle!”

If you ride a children’s toy on infrastructure built for two ton metal machines you’re a moron who deserves your Darwin Award when you get hit by a concrete truck. Grow up and get a vehicle. You’re damaging your testicles and testosterone production too (what little you make anyway).

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It probably increases your testosterone actually.

The testicle part is a meme and only applies to racing bikes anyway.

> Hurt I am fat and dislike exercise you are a faggot for putting in effort to be healthy and look good.

Your only proper response is image macros of professional racers who look weird.

FPBP

Oh I do have a car, just like cycling.

Can I suggest to you the wild idea that I can and do exercise without riding an embarrassing children’s toy to work?

Then ride it on bike trails like a responsible adult.

Ideological change with time:
>be a good man in an evil world.
No car! you're loser

Bicycling to work saves time.

Exercise reduces testosterone, that is a fact.