Aus/pol/ - Communist Lung Herpes for everyone edition

Gday lads

>After workers failed to show up at an aged care facility where a 95-year-old woman who tested positive for coronavirus died, NSW Health was forced to send nurses there
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-05/coronavirus-federal-funds-block-by-red-tape-says-nsw-health/12026792

>Childcare centre in the heart of Australia's virus epicentre is shut down as a staff member is tested for coronavirus - as terrifying graph shows the rapid increase of the pandemic
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8075925/Sydney-childcare-centre-shut-amid-coronavirus-graph-shows-spike-Australian-cases.html

>Why I'm a super party pooper: we need extra cash to buy homes now, not to retire on
baka.com.au/business/banking-and-finance/why-i-m-a-super-party-pooper-we-need-extra-cash-to-buy-homes-now-not-to-retire-on-20200304-p546us.html

>Labor’s climate policy ‘the dumbest seen in modern political history’
skynews.com.au/details/_6138233479001?utm_source=Sky News&utm_campaign=Breaking News&utm_term&utm_content&utm_medium=twitter

Not Australian related, but for shits and giggles

>Far-left congressional candidate, Fat Brown Buffalo (AKA Chunk Yogurt), melts down on his YouTube show, disastrous election numbers roll in
theblaze.com/news/cenk-uygur-melts-down-on-his-show

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Other urls found in this thread:

ebay.com.au/itm/Toilet-Paper-20-Rolls-Deluxe-Quilton-3-Ply-White-Soft-Large-Roll-Tissue-Bulk/114138783131
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-05/nsw-uni-students-temporarily-evicted-over-coronavirus/12026650
ebay.com.au/b/Toilet-Rolls/179204/bn_7115883853?rt=nc&LH_Sold=1
ebay.com.au/itm/1-3-6-x-QUILTON-TOILET-PAPER-TISSUE-10-ROLLS-SOFTNESS-SANITARY-3-PLY-180-SHEETS/392578130635?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8076647/Coronavirus-travel-ban-extended-Korea.html
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-toilet-paper-man-tasered-by-police-after-dispute-in-big-w-store/b5c04f19-a507-46ba-9b60-7187bc1cff85?
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/05/coronavirus-darwin-tourist-becomes-first-in-nt-to-test-positive-as-australian-cases-rise-to-52
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

some guy on ebay selling single rolls of tp for $10

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ebay.com.au/itm/Toilet-Paper-20-Rolls-Deluxe-Quilton-3-Ply-White-Soft-Large-Roll-Tissue-Bulk/114138783131

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Is it that bad? If I go up to coles will I see any

Normies seem to be legit retarded just turn a face washer into a plugger cleaner

Stop calling me an insect.

should have bought some like 2 days ago uleh you won't see any for a while

this just sold for 6.5k

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fuk u white dogs

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Thanks for baking fren

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Imagine becoming a millionaire off of toilet paper

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Sweet unna pussy? Yes please

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>1 bid

oh yeah note the item location kek

>box hill

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got any cash bro

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wait people have a bid on it
hahahahahahahahaha

this is less than 24 hrs of sales from the one account

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The toilet paper wars lasted two days
Alredy got stock back at my woolies and coles with limits on how much you can buy
Fucking hell normies are retarded

>Students in a University of Sydney-run apartment building are to be temporarily evicted to make room for international students needing to be quarantined when the travel ban imposed after the coronavirus outbreak is lifted.

abc.net.au/news/2020-03-05/nsw-uni-students-temporarily-evicted-over-coronavirus/12026650

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>[4 sold]

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Nah, you can bum a dart though aye unna

Jesus.. no wonder her uncle couldn't help himself

see for yourself. this is SOLD listings on ebay.

ebay.com.au/b/Toilet-Rolls/179204/bn_7115883853?rt=nc&LH_Sold=1

also Buy It Now listings will give you good results, such as this one which is where came from

ebay.com.au/itm/1-3-6-x-QUILTON-TOILET-PAPER-TISSUE-10-ROLLS-SOFTNESS-SANITARY-3-PLY-180-SHEETS/392578130635?

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These were setup as jokes between the buyer and seller if they're not the same person right

How much for used tp?

Are you really blaming / hating us for taking advantage of the stupidity of you whites? If you're dumb enough to buy such overpriced toilet paper whose fault is it?

Boomers won't retire and immigrants get priority for the few jobs that open. I'm a white male, should I just admit defeat to the Jews and neck myself? No job since 2014 now ive got no references or recent experience. Well fucking played juden.

$10 shipping thats a steal

saved

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Why Australia government hasn't had Italy travel ban yet?
Is it because of racism?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8076647/Coronavirus-travel-ban-extended-Korea.html

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i have an australian flag idiot

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You realise it’s only chinks buying it off other chinks right.

Gday lads

Daily reminder that all men are rapists

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You doesn’t make you Australian Ching Chong. I bet you coom over Winnie the Pooh.

Struggling to get past the application stage for anything at all even with experience and references. Feels like grovelling at the feet of these cunts just to be allowed the privilege of earning minimum wage.

Just because you slit-faced fucks have been in contact with the bugs back in the hive who have told you to stock up doesn’t make you smart.

>”Ah cheng, yoo mus buy aw der toiret papur yoo ken affowd, befo da roun eye get dem. Udderwize yoo gon hev tu crean yo assho wid yo cat, rike us. En if yoo do dat, den cat is no ronger gud tu eat!”
>”vewy guud idrea zheng *sips bat soup*

Fuck! I have 60 rolls. Should I cash in now or wait for the price to go up more?

Day of the rope when?

i live walking distance from ryde hospital
the nursing home with 4 confirmed cases is across the road from my local woolies
i catch the train with hundreds of chinks to the city every day
how fucked am i

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>Selling your vital survival essentials for currency that's about to become worthless following the toilet-paper-starvation-driven collapse of the Australian government

It’s not going up. We literally make the stuff in Australia. If you want to profit sell now, stocks will return within a week.

Maybe they are hoping the Italians will leave, then shut the border.

what the fuck do we do then? If you can't get work I sure as fuck can't. Should we move to the US or Canada where the minimum wages are lower or just stay here and feel like inferior grovelling cunts on the dole?

Why would you chose to live in a gook enclave?

Because its better than living around Lebos.

>not living in the whitest suburb you can find.
wew lad

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If we make the stuff I am sure the government will export all the good stuff to china at a low price like they do with everything else here.

If you insist on living in Sydney just move to the shire or commute from the central coast.

You're right. I'd better swap it for bottled water.

It's probably worse there. Seems like regardless if you're not outgoing and well connected it's all kind of futile. Call me a pessimist but it's really getting me down lately.

I don't live in Sydney. That is the reason my mother in law lives where she does.

Too many whites drop property prices in Sydney as no chinaman wants to live near them.

i don't know about toilet paper but i know that if i go to coles i will see a pack of loitering niggers

The whitest areas are the northern beaches but they have absolute aids public transport and fucking spit bridge

i've lived here all my life, it wasn't always like this
chinks are preferable to indians and definitely lebos

Just call yourselves transracial transgender trans abelists. That'd be HR kikes wet dream wouldn't it?

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Yeah I should've said living in a city full stop.

All those victim points.

benis!
stop!

don't worry, once the beaches link tunnel opens, dee why will be the new chatswood

>gotta collect em all

Fucked if I know what to do. I don't want to resign myself to neetdom, but it shouldn't be so hard to get a wagie job

Why wear a shirt like that? She'd think she was being stare raped by people just trying to read all that bullshit.

I lived in Sydney for 4 years and fucking hated it. Foreigner in your own country.

How do I get laid frens?

Grindr

Scarlett Blue

How do I get psychological help frens? I don't wanna do something that I'll later regret...

One of my wife's rellies moved to the US and married an american. The work situation is really hard over there too. She got a job working at a weed shop after months of looking. Pays about $11/hr I think.

uncanny valley

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I hate faggots. Faggots need to be thrown off rooftops ISIS style. G-D hates faggots so he gives them HIV. They deserve it. Is that normal?

I hate even visiting sydney. Its ugly as fuck and takes ages to get anywhere by road. At least you can play spot whitey on hard mode while you are sitting in traffic.

What's wrong with you user? Need conversion therapy?

Since fucking when did it become something to be proud of?
Its only western cultures that play into all the non-sense, literally first world problems innit.

My understanding is that you almost have to have two jobs to make ends meet if you're in a single income situation in the States.

>G-D hates faggots
Can't even say the word God can ya?
Fuckin kike confirmed.

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I need to suck start a shotgun

Oh its you again.

Alright, which one of you was this?

>Man tasered by police after toilet paper dispute in Big W store
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-toilet-paper-man-tasered-by-police-after-dispute-in-big-w-store/b5c04f19-a507-46ba-9b60-7187bc1cff85?

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/05/coronavirus-darwin-tourist-becomes-first-in-nt-to-test-positive-as-australian-cases-rise-to-52
We're all fucked lads

>gets a job from months of looking
mate i've been looking for years and i've gotten nothing here

it shouldn't be, but the feminist government wants to make sure any job that does open goes to the fobs and poos, otherwise we'd be propagating white supremacy

AHHHHH We're gonna die!

>Since fucking when did it become something to be proud of?
About the same time they started shaming whites

From what I've heard having healthcare with your job is a huge deal. My relative's hubby is an ambo so I think he gets paid ok but it was a big shock for her after working many well paid jobs here.

1945?

He was on here last night

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You can borrow mine as long as you clean it afterwards.

has anyone in straya died from the chinkflu yet? and no you can't count the elderly 80+ as they were going to die of something else anyway.

Sounds about right

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fuck if i have to start presenting as a queer i will if it gets me a job like that

I can't stop wanking to Hannah Baxter's death. She deserved it because she was a slut. Is that normal?

PS. How do I get a job frens?

>$11 an hour
Imagine working a few hours in a weed story to at the end be able to afford an 8 ball.

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More like neck them

I think he was posting in the last thread

Do you have the continuation?

At least here the dole pays more than a lot of jobs in the US. I don't see working 80 hrs to make ends meet being much fun.