/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #(1590)

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,282 (2,981) ► International 14,098 (241): S. Korea 5,766 (35) Iran 2,922 (92) Italy 2,502 (79) D. Princess 706 (6) Japan 319 (6) France 285 (4) Spain 202 (1) USA 159 (11) Hong Kong 103 (2) Australia 50 (2) Thailand 43 (1) Taiwan 42 (1) Iraq 35 (1) S. Marino 16 (1) Philippines 3 (1) Germany 282 Singapore 110 Switzerland 104 UK 87 Kuwait 56 Bahrain 52 Malaysia 50 Norway 48 Netherlands 38 Sweden 52 Canada 33 India 28 Austria 27 UAE 27 Belgium 23 Iceland 26 Vietnam 16 Israel 15 Lebanon 13 Oman 12 Macao 10 Denmark 10 Croatia 9 Greece 9 Algeria 17 Ireland 10 Czechia 9 Qatar 8 Ecuador 10 Finland 7 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Romania 6 Pakistan 5 Portugal 5 Senegal 4 Azerbaijan 3 Georgia 3 Russia 3 Brazil 4 Egypt 2 Estonia 2 Indonesia 2 New Zealand 2 Hungary 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Dom. Rep. 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Luxembourg 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Morocco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 Saudi Arabia 2 Sri Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Argentina 1 Chile 2 Faeroes 1 Liechtenstein 1 Poland 1 Slovenia 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +131 (+38) Iran +586 (+15) France +285 S. Korea +145 Australia +11 (+1) Japan +26 Germany +20 Spain +37 USA +15 Hong Kong +2 Switzerland +11 UK +36 Bahrain +3 Sweden +17 Malaysia +14 Norway +15 Netherlands +15 Canada +3 India +21 Austria +3 Algeria +9 Belgium +8 Iceland +10 S. Marino +6 Ireland +4 Israel +3 Ecuador +3Senegal +2 Brazil +2 Hungary +2 Iraq +3 Czechia +1 Belarus +2 Romania +2 Portugal +1 Faeroes +1 Poland +1 Saudi Arabia +1 Slovenia +1 Chile +1 Slovenia +1

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it isnt happening
us crpytictransmission for at least two months and no one mass deaths

masks don't work pupper

why you're actually afraid of the corona virus
youtube.com/watch?v=BePLjy6eU-A

we all know

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my ammo is broken, and I bought 1000 rounds of it

I'm doomed

we have about a month until it goes full panic mode ala china.

thanks for the update gary o7

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I got tested today lads. hoping its just a flu.

Imagine being afraid of amber.

Prepping for fellow transpeople.

Preparing for the pandemic is very important. We all know this is just a flu but just in case the Joker movie wins more awards we need to be prepared for the worst.

SUPPLIES:
* Estrogen pills: You must make sure you don't run out of estrogen. Save for at least 3 months. Gotta keep that body rocking.
* Tampons: Those psychological periods, or just plain injury bleeding still need taking care of even during a crisis.
* Printed glossary of genders: If the internet goes dark, a printed glossary of genders should give you a buffer of more than a few genders to try identifying with while waiting for the internet to go back up.
* Sleeping pills: Probably easiest way to commit suicide. Have enough for at least a few overdoses as it's not guaranteed that you'll pull it off correctly the first try.
* Razor blades: Very important to have a nice supply of clean razor blades for cutting your wrists and legs. Remember: cut across the street for attention, cut along the road for termination.
* Water: Many gallons of water, you never know when the water supply might be cut. Have enough to fill a bathtub and to use in combination of sleeping pills and razor blades.

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How long can they keep this up?

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user they have just been able to cover up the deaths but that won't last forever

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>that US mortality

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Reminder that you guys really shouldn't be nervous about wearing your masks outside.

Yeah, it's awkward for a day or two, but once you realize nothing happens from doing it, and that no one can recognize you, then it feels like you're dabbing on fucking E V E R Y O N E at the same time.

Everyone else is nervous as fuck about interacting with others, and flinch at the slightest cough. You can literally not give a shit, you're fully protected, a simple cough is gonna do nothing when your entire face is covered and you're breathing filtered air.

I am McMahon levels of confident now, wearing my mask in public.

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PUT THE HAPPENING

I'M THE BAG

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Welcome back!

Are you still coughing?

REMINDER
REMINDER
REMINDER
REMINDER

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How many times has China reported 32 deaths this week? 5? 6 times?

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Can someone give a hand sanitiser recipe that's in actual measurements and not fucking cups?

I wish I was still catholic so I could have some courage and hope facing the end. I never wanted to NOT be catholic, but god just faded from my life because he never once gave me a reason to believe.

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>every pneumonia death is corona!
that's schizotalk unless anyone has any proof. an increase in numbers isn't proof

GARY WE MISSED YOU

About an hour.

DO NOT STARE AT THE MOON

EVERYONE IS GETTING SICK
>EVERYONE IS GETTING SICK
EVERYONE IS GETTING SICK
>EVERYONE IS GETTING SICK
WHERE AREITALY AUSTRALIA SPAIN ANONS WITH THEIR CONDITIONS/OBSERVATIONS

Who did you buy from?

Ahh Based Gary

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SAME

I had a fucking panic attack thinking it was corona related

Hope they find the kid safe and alive

Today's the day. Buckle up buckaroos!

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they're buying your bags for CHEAP this was the plan all along. the bottom is already in

dog is SAFE

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>prepping when I can just invade your home at night and take all your shit
Thanks for spending all that time and money so I don't have to!!

>broken
U wot

What a time to be alive.

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The notification looks and sounds the same as a nuke notification so it could’ve actually been a happening.

The original argie baker is dead, I'm his replacement

we have 95 days left.

The entire thing makes me wonder how much is shoved under the rug if that kind of stat can be shown.

Adapt or die.

Dead cat bounce. Zoom out.

The Dow is not connected to normal street, there is a big difference between wallstreet and normal street. Normal street is you and me getting something to eat, wallstreet is a list of numbers and emotion controlling billions. If normal street was on fucking fire with nukes raining down, wallstreet would only see some flux from the emotion of the players but the fucking game wont end or stop.

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>4

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Leafland panic when?

95 days...?

The Catholic Church is absolutely blasphemous and heretic

any new yorkers please help petition to get the public schools closed ASAP. the situation is not great. i know for a fact that many public schools in harlem do not have paper towels or soap for students to wash hands.

if you live in NYC please get on twitter ( sorry ) and start complaining to the right people. literally children will die if they don't close early

Why were you outside lol

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What did you do Yas Forums?

source that isn't some excel screenshot?

lmao, I knew the print media were desperate to bolster flagging sales but holy fuck.

Lol I just got an amber alert too. I'm in missouri

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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You will fuck up your toilet if your try and flush a bunch of news paper.
People are going to try, fuck up toilet, be forced to shit in street, and now UK has fecal-oral transmission.
You better gas your pajets now UK

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we're fucked , that's it .Northern italian reporting in

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Is there no news about Houston getting a cluster of people (two California cases came from Houston)?

>newspaper publishers realize they sell more copies as toilet paper than ever before

reddit.com/r/news/comments/fbvz7n/covid19_megathread_4/
does this cancel the happening it's from Reddit so I ain't clicking it

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I've waited 20 years to die, I don't want to wait another 24 fucking hours.

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Someone has to keep society afloat.

>Don't panic guys
>Don't empty the shelves
>Let me prepp first.

And go die, mother fucker. AHAHAHA

Literally only retard is buying that.

discord tranny faggot

how do you guys like my new meme??

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From Last bread > Seattle locked down by Monday
user today, allegedly in the IT Dept for San Antonio, TX said the mayor is pissed at the CDC and is locking the city down this weekend.