/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #(1589)

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,282 (2,981) ► International 14,098 (241): S. Korea 5,766 (35) Iran 2,922 (92) Italy 2,502 (79) D. Princess 706 (6) Japan 319 (6) France 285 (4) Spain 202 (1) USA 159 (11) Hong Kong 103 (2) Australia 50 (2) Thailand 43 (1) Taiwan 42 (1) Iraq 35 (1) S. Marino 16 (1) Philippines 3 (1) Germany 282 Singapore 110 Switzerland 104 UK 87 Kuwait 56 Bahrain 52 Malaysia 50 Norway 48 Netherlands 38 Sweden 52 Canada 33 India 28 Austria 27 UAE 27 Belgium 23 Iceland 26 Vietnam 16 Israel 15 Lebanon 13 Oman 12 Macao 10 Denmark 10 Croatia 9 Greece 9 Algeria 17 Ireland 10 Czechia 9 Qatar 8 Ecuador 10 Finland 7 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Romania 6 Pakistan 5 Portugal 5 Senegal 4 Azerbaijan 3 Georgia 3 Russia 3 Brazil 4 Egypt 2 Estonia 2 Indonesia 2 New Zealand 2 Hungary 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Dom. Rep. 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Luxembourg 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Morocco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 Saudi Arabia 2 Sri Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Argentina 2 Chile 2 Faeroes 1 Liechtenstein 1 Poland 1 Slovenia 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +131 (+38) Iran +586 (+15) France +285 S. Korea +145 Australia +11 (+1) Japan +26 Germany +20 Spain +37 USA +15 Hong Kong +2 Switzerland +11 UK +36 Bahrain +3 Sweden +17 Malaysia +14 Norway +15 Netherlands +15 Canada +3 India +21 Austria +3 Algeria +9 Belgium +8 Iceland +10 S. Marino +6 Ireland +4 Israel +3 Ecuador +3Senegal +2 Brazil +2 Hungary +2 Iraq +3 Czechia +1 Belarus +2 Romania +2 Portugal +1 Faeroes +1 Poland +1 Argentina +1 Saudi Arabia +1 Slovenia +1 Chile +1 Slovenia +1

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You mean besides shoot him?

Thanks baker, almost left those bums in the oven!

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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Come at me bro, I'm ready.

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I wonder if she'll pay Ebola-chan a visit in the Congo. Maybe Tedrosland in the itinerary?

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second pic

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Idk if it's a good thing or a bad thing if I recognize fellow posters.

You are a big guy...

WHEW!! Thanks BAKER!!
Argie-user taking a break?(if he were I wouldn't begrudge him that.)
An "OLDIE" but a goodie...

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Tall ass nigga
My 5'2" manlet body is safe

>dirty shoes inside his house

You're already infected, enjoy your aids retard.

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Is sex worth getting the virus?

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OMG! The Wild Wild West of Corona

>2 months ago
>laugh and LARP in these threads about the end of the world while it's mostly contained in china
>these last 2 weeks
>worrysome laughter as it spread everywhere aroudn the globe and popped up in my backyard
Ok this shit can stop now I want off this ride.

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nice work my dude

I never do this, I’m just a lowly phonefag laying in bed. Had to step up in this time of need I guess

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Replying from Fort Bend County. There's some nervousness here over school and groceries. I'll still go to work tomorrow but wish me luck that it hasn't spread to my specific area.

Fuck you, that's just a tiny house.

You'll die frantically trying to scoop your guts back inside the hole I blew in your torso.

Kongo isn't comfy enough.
/ourgirl/ will make it there eventually, but later.

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You always were a PUSSY logan...

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ibtimes.sg/wuhan-man-who-recovered-after-treatment-dies-coronavirus-more-getting-repeat-infection-40472
This is what "recovered" means.

Lol I suddenly got a hankering for food from this chinese place but idkk.....

I've stopped eating Italian

A tiny house with tiny chairs and a tiny sliding glass door for tiny people. I had it special made so I could feel better about my average height.

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> France +285

Explanation?

UK superstores in my area still normal as of yet. No shortage on anything cept hand sanitiser. UK govt only releasing figures on Fridays now.

Thanks man.
T. Fellow phone poster laying in bed

Fake and gay virus. This will be over by the end of election season in the US.

would a Russian Gas Mask Canister A2P3 40mm which expires in 2022 have asbestos?

There was obviously no stopping this once every country except best korea dragged their feet to ban the inflow of chinks. Things are going about as I expected them to, albeit a little slower.

Why did you doubt Yas Forums? Now you learn the hard way.

>tell grandma to get out of her apartment north of NYC and go to my uncle in upstate middle-of-nowehere
>she says "no cases in Westchester county"
>10 cases now, schools closed in town 5 minutes away

Why does no one listen

A literal doll house, for a little gay doll man

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>4 cases literally less than a mile away from me
am i dead

No

happening paused until 3/11

How many people have to die for civilization to collapse?

Ya best start believing in happenings
>YOU'RE IN ONE

guys I'm worried, I've had a deep dry cough that won't go away, and it started today.. starting to feel like I'm getting sick..

I couldn't have covid-19 right? I don't have a fever.....

It’s 285 total

all that tiny furniture isn't going to save your ass manlet from my brass and lead

Their programming is too strong.

You guys really shouldn't be nervous about wearing your masks outside.

Yeah, it's awkward for a day or two, but once you realize nothing happens from doing it, and that no one can recognize you, then it feels like you're dabbing on fucking E V E R Y O N E at the same time.

Everyone else is nervous as fuck about interacting with others, and flinch at the slightest cough. You can literally not give a shit, you're fully protected, a simple cough is gonna do nothing when your entire face is covered and you're breathing filtered air.

I am McMahon levels of confident now, wearing my mask in public.

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If only there was this thing called the 2nd ammendment.

You can giooogle it, I searchef for my german filter earlier and found full spec sheets for what is in it

>expecting new yorkers to listen

>mfw the ADE meme is real and not just the usual Yas Forums schitzo

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Checked.
Thanks baker.

Soon......

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user...don’t turn around...

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>kys

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Drink MOAR water user. You'll be fine. Worry will ONLY make it worse.

For a single person to test positive in a county means there are many more lurking about. Now might be the time to call in sick for the rest of the week and hope you're off the hook anyway by monday.

fukin kek

nothing comes up except sellers

I would not to outside unless you're in full hazmat gear and know how to decontaminate.

I think you'll be alright fren. Just get some rest and vit c, and eat well.
Pic unrelated, I just like asian ass

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Doubt it.

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Good luck getting through my IEDs and pre planned firezones with your 1890s rifle. faggot.

Acknowledging uncomfortable truths is not something most people are foresighted enough to do. Most people don't come to terms with death, even if they're older. Dismissing fears is usually a good thing in a stable society, else you end up isolated - schizos, nutjobs, and/or both. Consider what grannie has lived through. Why should she listen to you, and why now?

This is honestly the scariest part about the virus. If it were just the 3.4% mortality rate, sure that might cause a global recession. But if you can't even become immune to it...

but I couldn't possibly have covid right?

Prepare your body

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>CHECKIN' the CHECK Lad.

There's no stopping the wheels now boyos. We're in for a crazy ride and I aim to see this to its final destination without any brakes.

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Try searching in Russian? Ask /k/?

With an old ass rifle you may or may not have ammo for. Wearing a gas mask with no filter. Do you even have plates in that carrier Ichabod Crane?

>squint to read a street sign
>get domed by pasta sauce sniper squad

Youre too tall you dumbfuck.

Some 4’11 chink bitch is going to snipe your ass from a rooftop

>gets shot while jerking off to his rifle pile

The NEET life is feeling pretty great right now.

>he hasn't made his own napalm

>Gas mask with no filter
>Obsolete, manual action guns that are too long for easy use in urban and suburban firefights
>No helmet, skull can get crushed by falling debris.
>Unironically carrying a sword
>No IFAK
>No radio
>No friends
Nigga, you dead.

Good eye. 1891

what is this faggot day?

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Remember to cough whatever's in you out, and self isolate.

I should note I'm in california...

>assault dildo
That's the most american picture ive seen i awhile

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Yeah I started driving instead of taking the skytrain with all the chinks. I dont know why I didnt start doing this years ago

There ain't no gettin' offa this train we're on, till we get to the end of the line.

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The last part is likely the most important. I'd rather not see Mormons come out on top, but they're better situated than most.

This would be an acceptable way to die.

School in Germany has an i fected teacher, kids still have to go to school! HOLY SHIT

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I’d rather be anally raped by a pack of niggers in a North Korean concentration camp, dry, than see ONE MORE God damn Coronavirus thread.

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>chinese
>not even Japanese

NO

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What's the Happening Planned for March 5th?
>martial law
>1000's of deaths in the US
>1+ politicians dead
> Monetary changes - gold backed UST's
> Infected Urban cities locked down
> homeless put in FEMA camps to die
Or another day of shitposting on pol waiting to eat our food stash

More likely he slips and the height of the fall snaps a twig arm and he bleeds out

But guys this isn't even as bad as the flu... hurrr durrr.

wish...GRANTED

Are they armed or are those something other than guns

>when you have to be both American and LGBT at the same time
Not sure whether cringe or based.

>Just accept it, bro.
>Everyone's gotten it, bro, it's cool

kek I didn't even notice the sword

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How does that laptop still work after all these years?

is it too late to buy beans?

How do you like top left user? Was molesting one at my LGS today. Real tempting

>2 in Iceland
>it will be empty in a few years
Is Trump about to get the deal of a century at this rate?

You will never sneak up on me and i already have a body count. Raiding is only going to get you killed. Competent people are self-sufficient and more deadly that you are capable of

youtu.be/WomlQAasG88

Try this, shows you how to configure the filter and not breathe asbestos

Who keeps making these fucking posts? Fuck off, you keep trying to detract from the actual conversation. Post this shit somewhere else.