This 5-Foot-7 Man Got Limb-Lengthening Surgery to Be Taller

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>One man made a special trip to Las Vegas with his wife, but he's not hoping to strike it rich. He's here to get taller. Ryan Wade is 5-foot-7, just two inches shorter than the average American male. He's determined to be taller than his wife, so he went to orthopedic surgeon Dr. Kevin Debiparshad for a groundbreaking limb-lengthening procedure. The procedure involves implanting a steel device into the thigh bone on both legs.

Holy shit. Manlets.. they are evolving.

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Fuck that shit, I rather die 5'8" than fucking up my legs for an entire year to then have scars, be unable to exercise for life and fucking up my proportions.

Turbo manlet here. I read about that surgery years ago. Its one of the most painful procedures you can imagine. Tranny-surgery tier

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chinese and other asians do this all the time. they have facilities all over china/korea/japan solely for this. even the women do it because they think they're going to be supermodels afterwards. they have to lie in a bed and be stretched by a millimetre a day for months and then not use their legs for an age after. i'm 5'7" and i wouldn't do that shit if i were 3'1"

i think so many people were doing it that they actually banned it in parts of chinkland because of all the fake pop up clinics just breaking peoples legs and fucking them up. even done properly, it weakens your legs by 100000%. one fall and you are wheelchair bound for life.

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How the fuck would you explain the scars to a woman when she sees you naked? If you were to tell her the truth she would just lose respect for you.

The Dick Show had a guy on who did this surgery even though he was like 5'11". Really interesting story even though I can't understand what motivates people to mutilate their legs like that just for 2 or 3 inches of height when you can just lie to a woman because they don't know the difference.

Not only that, my fucking generation also wears +1.3" Sneakers/lifts all the time, they all are so desperate for attention and the guys for pussy, Tik Tok must be banned.

Imagine fucking up your legs when you can just get 2" lifts with decent shoes for thousands less.

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Well I'd never do It but I was bullied for my height when I was a kid so I kinda can understand it. It fucks up your self confidence.

5'4 here. Never in my life would I even consider dong this... Just sad.

>5'4 here.
Can whites be this short nowadays?

The real irony in all of this is that mankind's distinctions are caused by it's limitations; increasing it's power is entirely designed to remove those limitations... until one by one mankind has increased it's power to the point that it is literally godlike, and a person can be.... well whatever they want to be... meaning that....

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"The great equalizer"/The levelers

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I never understood this. You still have the genes and personality of a manlet. It’s like putting lipstick on a pig.

As someone who had corrective surgery on his legs as a kid I cannot believe how fucking dumb this is. Breaking shit, pulling it apart, stretching tendons, you're setting yourself up for a life of pain I wouldn't wish on anyone for what? So some roastie might fuck you in a bar?

That's some serious cope

I saw this on TV a year or so ago, I was surprised to see they still air this episode

Lol

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He’s already got a wife, why is he gonna fuck his bones, tendons, and ligaments up to be taller now?

I kind of figured out how to pull off lifts by wearing boots two sizes larger, something a lot of idiots look over. People are generally nicer and more respectful towards me at 6’ than at 5’9”, and I got laid easily with a hot Latina two weeks ago. Since I’m skinny people normally define me as “small”, then when I’m wearing boots they’re all like “oh you’re so tall”. It’s actually infuriating, I don’t think many understand the dichotomy unless they’ve experienced heightism first hand

Just wear lifts like Bloomberg.

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Bro you look ridiculous

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I'm 6 feet tall and I don't think 5'6 is short. But then I'm surrounded by chinks so what do I know

Holy shit. Imagine tripping on a curb some years after this surgury leading to two snapped legs

>exercise
>is a Mexican

5'6 is absolutley short. Im 6 even and my cousin looks 5' 3 from up here even though hes 5' 6'

Fucking kek.
You do realize these fuckers are the manual labor backbone of the US, right?

Mexicans do all of our manual labor I don't know what you are on about. Some of my best coworkers are Mexican. Cubans are fucking Madonnas tho

LIKE BRO JUST DO DEADLIFTS AND OVERHEADS LMAO

Holy shit just fuck the shit out of your legs for life for like 2 inches. Just become trannies manlets and wear high heels if you this is the route to go.

Pretty much, guys in this shithole who are 5'6" or shorter are called midgets by Zoomers, literally me just being 2 fucking inches taller than that saved me from heightism.

Jesus, do these people have ugly faces or something? I'm 5'8 and I haven't had issues getting girls. I don't get girls like an alpha Chad or whatever but I've been in quite a few long relationships and had some hook ups. I just don't understand why someone would destroy their body just to be a bit taller. Doesn't this shit cause permanent problems?

>(Manic giggling)
>Woooaw.... Cool

“Boots”?
I’m 5’9. In steel toes or
Shitkickers I’m under 5’11.

bwhaha, so now he's 5'8 and has deformed bones and 3 years older since started operation.

>I'm 5'8
For what I've seen, 5'8" is the absolute minimum to be considered a man, and to have decent proportions and to be taller by at least 1/3 head compared to the avg female, there are some dating studies that show how even a fucking inch shorter (5'7") is a death sentence.

>Has a tall gf
>Complains

Fucking nigger

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The absolute state of burgers, this is what happens when your president shitposts about Mini Mikes 24/7.

5'8 as well and the last problem I've ever had was my height with my business or with women. This manlet shit is hilarious.

There was a guy in our friend group in college who was like 5'5 or maybe even 5'4 (although granted, he had a supermodel face) and he was regularly getting girls at the bar. Is it the face or the height that's more important?

This & im 5’5”

Blue collar spics detected
Kek

Dios mio

The arthritis will be a bitch when he's old too.

That woman is on the TV in the gym every night. She creeps me the fuck out.

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Mixed, being tall with avg face is better than being a manlet with above avg face tho.

Manlets are fags thats why they were born small to learn higher values. imagine sacrificing your health to get taller. Vain cunts.

memeflag

Aesthetics will ALWAYS win the day user. A charming/witty personality doesn't hurt either.

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Keep thinking that lanklet

Those lips were hand crafted for suckin

Who is this bimbo anyway?

Nobody else going to mention there's a bimbo cyberdoll on the left side of OP pic?

AHHHHHHH GOD DAMN!

This is like a .webm for of that pic of someones tooth getting snapped off and then them eating ice cream.

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kys pedro

It’s fucked when you think about it.
I like being 5’9 with a 5’5-6 girl. They can stick their face right in your shoulder feels good.
My dad is 6’3 my mom is 5 nothing. Just seems awkward..

Look at those perfect dick sucking lips.

I worked as a landscaper in southern california a few years ago (where literally 95% of the workforce is hispanic, because people can't handle having to pay a white man a dignified wage to dig a hole). They are absolutely the laziest, most incompetent people I have ever met in my life. If you are stupid enough to have a decent work ethic, they will make you do all of their work for them, so everyone tries to appear as lazy as possible, unless a foreman or higher-up is watching.

>I like being 5’9 with a 5’5-6 girl
Based, your kids will probably be taller than you
Yeah pretty much. lankets with girls less than 7" than them start looking like pedos desu.

Just imagine those big blue eyes staring up at you while those fat injected big lips are slobbin up and down your nobbin. Whew

they wont, if they wont fuck u as u are. Plus, these guys must give off an immense insecurity vibe

You can't lie to a woman about your height.
Every woman has a PhD in manlet detection.

nah spiki. it's weird to see very short girls with very tall guys. it's like pedo shit. As long as she is foot shorter than you, you're good.

Its all about comparison with other guys and being next to someone taller than oneself has an emasculating effect. It stops eventually at like 6'4-6'5 because then they dwarf literally everyone so they become the weird ones. I'm ~6'2 and a head taller than 70% of women but that doesn't matter for a man's height its about competition to other guys ignore the whole trope females say about liking tall guys so they can wear heels and still be smaller its irrelevant.

5'5.5" here. Fucking manlet kys

Jesus christ

I'd rather be 5'4 than have the news blast my face and name as the manlet who got leg-lengthening surgery

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>As long as she is foot shorter than you, you're good.
You mean literally more than a fucking head? you know the avg difference between males and females is 5" right?
No mames.

Fuck you manlet fag. I'll fuck smal girls all day you fucking retarded subhuman manlet faggot

Imagine dedicating this much time to cope

This. Women absolutely have a sixth sense about weakness or desperation in men and will avoid them. Its just reproductive biology at work.

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Who would do this to themselves?

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Why do the shitty things about sci-fi films become reality?

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What mythical wonderland is this that you're referring to where women have spatial reasoning skills?

Because sci-fi is no longer sci-fi