/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1587

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My professor just gave a speech today about how corona virus is 'just the flu bro'. Should I believe him?

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lol yeah based hacker Yas Forums

China finally reported actual numbers.

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

"Increasing evidence shows that coronaviruses are not always confined to the respiratory tract and that they may also invade the central nervous system . . . The infection of SARS‐CoV has been reported in the brains from patients and experimental animals, where the brainstem was heavily infected."

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REMINDER

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Yes

THATS BECAUSE HES IN ON IT

I intellectually understand what is happening. I cannot emotionally process it. All I can do is chuckle at low effort memes, knowing I could experience a hell-on-earth scenario in the very near future.

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YOU'RE UNWITTING PAWNS IN A GAME PLAYED BY THE DEMOCRATS TO USE THIS AS TRUMPS KATRINA.

STOP HYPING THIS SHIT UP.

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I however don't think this will apply to the new SARS, because of the HIV spikes

dude stop, chile has 3 and argies have just one. stop doing that shit you useless cunt.

>recovered
What does that even mean at this point?

This was his plan all along
84d chess

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Based corona chan

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

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>6 more months of this

it's going to be fucking bad

it's will be worth it takes down trump, what a garbage pres

What did everyone think of Pence's news conference thing. Guess we just gotta wash our hands for 20 seconds?

Which means the new SARS is even more infectious which we already knew

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL

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you should have put up your hand and informed him that it is 3000% more lethal than the common flu

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Why cant I get my family to get some basic supplies? They all say i'm worrying over nothing and I'm being swept up by the media who are spreading panic just for attention.

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Last week one night I had some very strange symptoms I've never had before, sort of like difficulty breathing. I'm still alive though, that's good I guess?

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get out tha goo

Reminds me of the pandemic game.

WARNING: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR PUPPER CATCHES CORONA.

CONTENT MIGHT NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

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@CNBC
Congress warned of possible coronavirus exposure that may have occurred at AIPAC

these values do not add up

Fake and gay happening. It likely doesn’t even exist. Look up House of Numbers on YouTube where Nobel prize winner could find no evidence that HIV causes AIDS. Same shit here. Likely just a flu and a culling in China. They did this with Zika, MERS, SARS. Fake and gay happening. Oh and it makes retards but more stuff hence solving the excess inventory problem the world has had for years. Just a fabricated story to keep us in line and drop the markets a bit cause they were too frothy.

Try this user
seinfeld.co/library/meditations.pdf

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Super funny times thought:

0 cases in DC.
Zero
Not even one, in a city with a LOT on international travelers, international gov officials, the IMF, World Bank, etc.

Z E R O

Now watch next Wednesday, watch your tv sets. Be ready to close the door for a long time.
Be ready for the opening of the real situation.

Enjoy your pandemic, maybe we will live, hopefully, if not, it was fun ya'll, fucking made me laugh out loud.

>Talk in public
Who do you think I am spaghetti bro?

California fag here. I ate at asian restaurants at least 5 times since last week in fact I even ate Chinese today and drank a can of guava juice from Taiwan. Didn't prep shit because lazy. I still have no Corona. But I also find these threads comfy. What do.

Based doggo taking the lead in the fight against the chicom menace.

literally wtf is going on here?

Doggo is the kung flu master

>Argentina 2
What is our 2nd case? I can't find any info about it.

because people want to believe nothing bad will ever happen

Concerning.

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>YOU'RE UNWITTING PAWNS IN A GAME PLAYED BY THE DEMOCRATS TO USE THIS AS TRUMPS KATRINA.
Nobody forced Bush to cock up Katrina, and nobody's forcing Trump to pretend this is a flu.

Everyone here can see from a mile away that corona is a massive danger, and if Trump really wants to gamble his presidency on it being a nothingburger, he's entitled to deal with the consequences if/when his bet blows up in his face.

god damn you're bold

h-he's fast!!!!!!!!!

Link the mmedical articles. All from reputable websites. Don't just say shit yourself. Don't say anything.

Likely, they'll click on it just to entertain you.

If that fails, link people that know them that will link it to them.

I'm sure Ive got it.
I'm sure we've all got it by now...
Been in a public place in the last fortnight? Congratulations on your WuFlu

Shippingnerd talking about it more. youtube.com/watch?v=scad-NhN_Oc

Companies are already hurting because of chinese new years.
Ships are just idling in the sea in the UK. This is so bad lol. They are not even traveling to china to wait there.

SOCIETAL COLLAPSE

That's cute.
But what if the dog is really trying to eat her and she is doing surprisingly well with just some shitty fans?

NOOOOOOoooooo not AIPAC!

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>embrace it

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twitter.com/HarmlessYardDog/status/1235393761858826240?s=09
fuck lads

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MAMMA MIA

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>implying they will ever tell the truth
Their could be bodies stacked 10 high at the local hospital and Trump would be on television saying its all good economy is going great.
The US government are liars till the end user

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>mfw hrt drugs get cut off by supply chain fuckery

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>All of the "recovered" numbers are given by CCP

If you don't believe their case reporting, why would you give any credence to how many people have recovered?

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Someone finally posting a realistic number

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HO SHIT

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fuck both infection graphs are leveling. I really needed the stock market to crash.

You'll like this
Everything is at a standstill. Fucking prep now

the values do not add up to 2million, so what kind of fucky shit is this?

>0 cases in DC
Statistically impossible given that we used to have direct flights from Wuhan here and there was already buzz about a potential corona case at GMU in late January.

That said, I find it fairly hilarious that the CDC didn't decide to make DC and the surrounding area one of the sites of its sentinel program for tracking community transmission. You'd think they'd give more of a shit about protecting this place considering all the resident government bureaucrats that staunchly vote left-wing.

How about a preview of coming attractions?

Guys I just coughed
Is this the end of my city?

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Italy got his digits!

It's nothingburger but by all the gods above I wish it wasnt ..
Either I die and its finally over or everyone else dies and I can finally have peace and freedom.

Why are so many dying in Italy compared to S. Korea? Is the health system in Italy so shit? Thought it was top tier

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first value is literally 2.5m
>italy is kill

AND EVERYBODY WAS KUUUUNG FLU FIIIIIIIGHTING

So where the fuck are those hidden cases coming from? I REALLY want to know.

>have a high-grade fever and coof
I got too greedy stacking supplies.

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Living in California was a mistake. I'm developing a cough bros. See you on the other side.

Trump was quick to act but Obama holdovers are proving to be a thorn in everyone's side, they'll resort to breaking the president's orders to evacuate the infected to the US mainland. Dr. William Walters.

coronachan is a cocktail of the previous seven listed with hiv thrown in for shits and giggles

YES BUT FROM WHERE.

Dont forget to check out /CCG/
Doctors in China and South Korea are reporting successes in treating infected with high doses of Vitamin C and D.

>over 500 studies
>decades of research and data
>interviews
>videos
>and more

Ignore shills telling you to ignore it. The least you can do is come have a look.

I'm going to volunteer to work at the incinerators just so I can wear my nazi uniform under my hazmat suit while chucking their carcasses into the ovens

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

twitter.com/mattcawby/status/1235384373446193152

> POSSIBLE CORONAVIRUS AT BOEING PLANT
>FIREFIGHTERS RESPONDING TO CORONAVIRUS AT BOEING PLANT IN EVERETT WA

From Italy, nigger

WAIT WTF? ITALY REALLY IS THE LOCATION WTF?

did john hopkins just fuck up and release the real numbers?

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Either human error or someone is leaking real numbers.
If that is the case fuck

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Made this video compilation last night, its good prop to be able to wake up family/friends who can still be saved.

youtu.be/vEo2oi1v9LY
youtu.be/vEo2oi1v9LY
youtu.be/vEo2oi1v9LY

Also: anybody got any good advice or links to reputable guides for proper UV-C decontamination. I have some equipment already bought back in Jan but looking to upgrade and ensure i've got the best. Thanks.

Seems like someone screwed up the script running that counter, it doesn't match the data from the national counts.

I even think that all the Chinese restaurants provide a much better service and better quality because they lost some business. At first I wasn't sure if it's a good idea but now when this virus can be literally anywhere I don't care.

we don't even have that many tests collectively as mankind

This doesn't even make sense, where are they getting the numbers from when the country numbers don't add up to that? You can't just magically say there's 2m more.

friendly reminder that digits confirmed the 5th but predictive programming hinted at seattle 11/3 euro format is march 11th
i know i should take my meds but the dates are lining up and seattle has a happening with the virus

Based.

"For nowhere either with more quiet or more freedom from trouble does a man retire than into his own soul, particularly when he has within him such thoughts that by looking into them he is immediately in perfect tranquility; and I affirm that tranquility is nothing else than the good ordering of the mind."

-Meditations, Book IV

WTF?

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I saw the total cases suddenly dip to ~60,000 a couple days ago, refreshed and it was back to ~90,000. Though these numbers seem much more realistic.

Uhhhh... you guys?

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Does he have a crystal ball or is he just stating things he can’t possibly verify in order to sound smart and earn smuggy points?
We don’t know how fast it’ll spread, if we can slow it, if we can keep up with the resources necessary, if there are multiple strains going around destroying immunity, when such mutations might be expected to occur, if there’ll be effective vaccines soon and we have no idea about the long-term prognosis of the disease.

l

From The Hill:
"This year’s conference again boasts headliners from both parties, including Vice President Pence, Secretary of StateMike Pompeo, Senate Majority LeaderMitch McConnell(R-Ky.), Senate Minority LeaderCharles Schumer(D-N.Y.) andSpeakerNancy Pelosi(D-Calif.)."

The CDC can't fucking stand DC because of all the other faggy parts of the HHS who live there and use CDC as their scapegoat
-t. Atlantanon

she is playing with the dog you stupid schizo

>implying I said they would say real numbers.

Dumbass, they are going to send all gov employees home, telework, etc. No way they would let the real numbers out.

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The dat on the italy 2million cannot be accessed wtf?

THE APP WAS HACKED YOU FUCKING DOUBLE DIGIT IQ RETARDS

Not like they were making any planes right now anyways, so what's the difference?

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Any ideas about what's gonna happen tomorrow boys? I'm really hoping for something, I'm a bit tired of all the buildup

Its showing up as Italy...

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A very wise man wrote that book.

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i have a coof and a headache and my mouth is so dry because i cant breathe through my nose and get enough air i have to deep breathe through my mouth all day

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I'll take these odds to the bank!

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>tfw chronically weak lungs since childhood, end up with a cough for a month from a simple cold

Bros I was just getting my life together finally what should I do. This isn't fun anymore

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thehill.com/policy/defense/435234-2020-dems-avoid-this-years-aipac-conference

just a in game glitch.
patch coming up.

WHY CAN THE ITALY DATA NOT BE ACCESSED, WHY IS IT THERE?

what was this i wanna coooom

>0.1% death rate
It's LITERALLY just a flu bro

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Not for me
Italy still at 3k

>A semi-trailer carrying hundreds of rolls of toilet paper caught fire in Brisbane overnight.
>The blaze comes as supermarket aisles across the country are stripped of toilet paper over fears coronavirus will lead to households being placed in isolation.

Oy vey

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Nothing. You don't recover from this. The virus hides in your nervous system only to reemerge even stronger when your immune system settles down. It's like chicken pox/shingles. That's why you have seemingly unexplainable cases of people testing negative only to test positive again later. This process could repeat multiple times wearing you down bit by bit.

It's fucking over boys. It was nice knowing you all.

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...

be funny if it's just some mad lad trying to add 1488 to the end of the real figure

Why aren't kids affected?

We’re all fucked lads

There is no hope

Real death rate is at least 15% and if it doesn’t kill you it will leave you with fucked up lungs and fucked up balls for life

My sides

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lmfao they're getting desperate, the airline I usually fly with just sent this out

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there is no fucking way all of these 'mistakes' are glitches, people keep trying to tell us.

Literally the awoo to PTG's calling.

go to bed

Kek now it says “no data”

THIS RIOTING IS INTENSIFYING

They are

Yes

Uhhh. Glitch? wtf!!!!

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>OMGGGGGGGGGGG WEW LADS Fs IN CHAT PLS
>i dont know what finger errors are

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Coom one last time. Then pray it all away.

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city/province data is still up for me

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asian woman doing yoga idk why it was deleted it was SFW but w/e

>3.4% death rate
What the FUCKKKKKKK

wbrz.com/news/world-health-organization-about-3-4-of-people-infected-with-covid-19-have-died/

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>got an uber into LA today, had to go to doctors appointment
>bring up coronavirus, uber driver literally turns his head back to me and says, "It's just a flu, bro."

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

Its a mistake schizos and its already been fixed

the site doesn't show anything to me, guess they're fixing it

God, pls kill all amerimutts.
They are dumber than shit.

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CALIFORNIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY
> is shit about to get real and move fast
Prediction - 1000 cases by Friday

we are so fucked

Yes, I'm sure all those Iranians are killing themselves just to embarrass Trump

Not buying it. This time they decided to make a real problem and feed him shit from leftists in the government (he never purged the CDC, Rosensteins sister works there) and feed him lies.

They'll do ANYTHING to save their pervert necks, including kill millions.

It's probably pretty bad, and all we can do is hope something good comes out of it.

Also if I get corona'd you guys will be the first people to know. My coworkers and customers will know last lol.

Not to the same extent.

soon brother

Should have coof and check his reaction.

>he doesnt think someone wants to joke about italy and wuhan having 2million infected
if that was the case the dead in italy wouldnt be covered up thanks to the internet
it's a 15 year old wanting to get some lulz

ah it's just like mistake number 50 across all data, but hey WE'RE the schizos

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denmark has 15

They have the same rates as everyone under the age of 50

Accept your fate, you took the actions

Yep..just posted this link..its gotta be a glitch.

>Everyone thinks its spreading faster in Italy
>Italy is the only country in Europe desperately trying to find every carrier

Italy numbers are pretty consistent with infection rate and population size recorded elsewhere. Their numbers are probably similar to the real amount of cases in other countries. Its obvious Russia and a few others are being intentionally quiet about it. And places like the UK and Germany are likely misdiagnosing it as "depression" like they do with everything else.

Its already everywhere. Soon we'll see how deadly it is in "developed" countries.

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Is this shit actually neuroinvasive? People stop breathing and have to do so manually? This can't be real.

>madagascar
FUCK
EVERY TIME

OFC they're first up with their hand out for Federal Money!

flights from seatac will be banned

Good job.

END OF TIMEEEEEES

OH MAN I'M GONNA
I'M GONNNAAA
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

OH I'M DOOOOOOOOMIN

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any videos out of wuhan the last few days?

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This was all to take Trump down because they couldn't do it any other way...

Oh shit that's extremely plausible

It is, now the map and data points are blank with an error saying it cannot access data. Site is probably undergoing maintenance or it was compromised.

This was a 'glitch' too, just kids having fun right?

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youtube.com/watch?v=uTiWOVKctRU

Nope.

Someone link the new discord these threads moving way too fast

Not from what I've seen.

Same thing that happened in China. Good lord the leftists in the US are probably fucking Chinese agents.

why do americans always think everything revolves around their politics?

BREAKING NEWS!!!
BOOGIE HAS JUST DIED FROM CORONA VIRUS RIP BOOGIE

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How about you show me what you've seen then

Excellent point.

Hospitals beds , Japan and Korea are #1 in the world

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He was already coofing before i brought it up

I forth see chimping out galore, this city is nigger central, there are not enough cops to keep them calm, that is my biggest concern atm.

A LOT of normies here, most have yet to get anything prepared, imagine 5 packed in a row house with no food, no money living pay check to paycheck, when this hits, they either go back to mommy and daddy or stay here to burn.

I wish I was @ Virginia, at least there you can get armed to the fucking teeth and try to survive, here, I hope I do, we'll see. I know if I have to I'll take some motherfuckers with me before I expire, that is a fact.

>Nose has been stuffy today
RIP bros

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>Its already everywhere. Soon we'll see how deadly it is in "developed" countries.
Ironically enough, the countries that look for corona the most aggressively seem to correlate with the ones with the lowest local CFR thanks to being able to get people onto antivirals before their lungs start developing severe damage.

By the time the dust settles, Italy may look like paradise compared to the rest of Europe.

No it doesn’t

Russia is running the most tests, second only to South Korea. They shut down their boarders first, they quarantine everyone who presents symptoms, and they are going ham on protecting the population in Moscow specifically (major transit hub and they have 1 active case). Literally spraying the metro, school are under special regulations, and they r forcing everyone to wash their hands a million times a day...

Lol they r doing the most out of anyone to protect their people, which makes sense considering how much they invest in trying to increase their demographics

>malta
>grey
Holy based

>greenland
Greenland is always the hardest, gotta get cold resistance 2 and water transmission 2 to really even have a chance....so expensive

this thread is moving so fast nobody will notice that i love corona-chan! i'm gonna marry corona-chan some day! wish me luck, guys!

you're dumb for taking some unofficial third party site as a credible resource
you're better off just going off Yas Forums's death count

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Chances are that was written by some coffee shop employee attempting to look enlightened.