NOOOOOO! Out of 4200 religions in the world...

>NOOOOOO! Out of 4200 religions in the world, I chose the wrong one! Now I must suffer for all eternity! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Gnostic Buddhism was the right one, loser.

Why did you choose atheism then? Lol

When you do math, only one number is the correct answer

Yep, you chose wrong. No refunds.

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Sucks to suck. Should have been Catholic you fucking heathen

This.
Only one had the Messiah existence well documented.
>Imagine being a heretic willingly

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some problems have more than one answer

this isn't ur gender study class

sorry, but you failed to be a Sede Vacantist Traditionalist Roman Catholic, so you're going to hell :(

better luck next time

>out of all the religions on earth, the one the Jews made up by smashing together Canaanite and Midian paganism with a dash of Greek Hellenism was the correct one

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>Should have been Catholic
Maybe he's just white?

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Indefinite Integrals are math problems that have more than one answer

It gets better.

>Are you a Christian?

Yes

>What denomination?

Well, I am a part of _______

>Cool, same here; everyone else is going to Hell. Do you follow the Bible exactly how instructed?

Well, I believe I do.

>Then why do you have NyQuil in your room fucking heathen faggot!

Yes.

Fear =/= hell

repent

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A 1 in 4200 chance of not burning in hell for all eternity is pretty good odds and definitely better than a 0 in 4200 chance.

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No thanks. Hellenism is simply better and actually a white person's religion.

Where do you think you are now my friend? Wait til you die and then get reborn here until you figure it out.

>Only one had the Messiah existence well documented.
Which one? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World's_Sixteen_Crucified_Saviors

Most of those religions dont come with a clause that you suffer eternal agony if you dont subscribe to them. Reallly thats only something an evil god would do.

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You make a compelling case for taking this issue dead serious

Yeah too bad so sad enjoy hell pagan faggot.

>made up
enjoy damnation
>bbbut i don't believe in it
then why complain??

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Serious question: What non-biblical first hand sources demonstrate Jesus' existence? The Gospel's are clear, he gained great fame for performing all sorts of miracles from raising the dead to healing the sick. So, someone during Jesus' time on Earth would have written something about him.

get fucked

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Autism shares the same root word as autonomy, as in being autistic really just means not being a conformist normie whose drive in life is self-loathing.

If only there were a book where the creator let you know his words were right all along, sent you his servants to preach his word, his prophets to warn you of his signs so that at the end, you would be responsible for where you end up.

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yup. shouldnt have picked the wrong one dumbass

This vision is romantic.

Autists have low IQ.

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Why not just allow people to get into Heaven anyway? What's with the arbitrary bullshit of accepting a savior when you could easily be a violent pedophile?

If I had to Choose between hell with my Ancestors or Heaven with Christfags I'd choose hell in a heart beat.

Christ fags are Insufferable retards.

Josephus and a couple others I forget.

Clearly the writing of Jewish rabis are the only truth because desert rabis and their retard worshipers say so.

I have no expectation of seeing any Jewish God when I die, only in paradise Elysian Fields with my Hellenic heroic brothers.

>not being able to choose the correct one because you are stupid or evil
sucks to be you

Lol. Are you white?

Christians and Atheists can both burn together. What a beautiful thought.

John the Baptist's execution is recorded by the secular historian Josephus. There is plenty of historical evidence that a man named Jesus once lived and died. The big question is: Whom do YOU say that Jesus is... LIAR, LUNATIC or LORD?

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Seriously autistic people are less likely to be involved in social activities. It stands to reason that in an area where Christianity is popular, that less sociable people would be prone to non-conforming thought processes.

In areas where atheism is more widespread, autistic people are likely to be non-conforming in other ways since atheists do not wear their atheism on their sleeve the way Christians do.

There's no reason to be Atheist. If you're right, best case scenario there's no afterlife, worst case you burn in hell. If you're a Christian, best case you live eternally in Heaven, worst case there's no afterlife. Being religious is pretty much as win-win as it gets.

And the global warming cult is one of those 4200 religions.

Its official Christianity is a Nigger religion.

>Josephus and a couple others I forget.
Josephus was not a contemporary of Jesus.

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Why are christians so cringe?

Nahbruh, agnosticism is the best way. Just say you know no answers and you're open for anything. But realize you don't remember your own creation, and acid makes you remember that consciousness is "God"/"everything"

Josephus, a very well respected historian and a jew, making him no fan of Jesus.

Another big time historian was the roman Tacitus who confirmed Jesus was sentenced to death by Pilate.

There's Pliny the Younger, and several others which I don't know from memory. Also, the dead sea scrolls, which are some of the earliest biblical texts ever discovered, are consistent with the Gospels and the existence of Jesus.

>John the Baptist's execution is recorded by the secular historian Josephus.
Plus, Josephus was a Jew.

>Only yours exists
All the gods are real. The problem we have is knowing which is really all powerful.

You know some people go their entire lives without being exposed to the bible, or perhaps even knowing of its existence. Do they get hell-dumped regardless of the zero chance they had?

Christians are retarded.

Low iq, don't reply to those Jesus freaks, their brains were made into mush from Jewish psyop cult.

When you do math you better know all numbers, you should know that the matrix in itself matters, and not some specific number for the entire mathmatics. All numbers came out of the One, the All-One, and all numbers are made out of the One. There are only 9 numbers by the way, 10 is 1 again, and 11 is 1+1=2 etc. The 9 worlds that the ancients talked about, the material world, the matrix.
And if you take all numbers together you have One great All. The All-Father who is in all gods/numbers, in all core elements, in all characters, in all beings, in all seasons of the son-sun-year, and not just in one certain part of the 9 numbers. The One is in all those 9 worlds.

You don't do math, you picked a certain number, let's say 6, because you personally liked how it sounds, and then you have the audacity of saying; "there are no other numbers. There is only one certain number within this matrix, and that is 6. fuck every other number! they are false numbers. Only my favourite number matters for ALL people! 6 is Lord!"

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Why not stop bitchin and take GOD at His word and trust
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>a jew, making him no fan of Jesus.
All the alleged apostles were Jews.

Non-Sequitur

There's 4200 religions, but the biggest 3 are Abrahamic. Out of those 3, Christianity is the biggest and showed the most success. Islam is obviously just Mohammad's LARP made to make himself a leader with a harem, similar to Mormonism.

If you can't see Christianity is the right choice, you're just retarded.

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Pantheism is just modern Nature Worship but Honestly the only one that makes sense.

The Universe is Awesome, but in the truly god like inspiring Awe and Terror meaning of the word.

Here

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Should have chose the One who revealed Himself to us, and not the concocted theories of man then. Not hard.

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Christianity is White supremacy. That is how you know Christianity is the one true religion, retarded fuck.