Anons, this is me at 53. I've been on here for years, I just post like a dude. No shame here, give me ideas to improve myself. I smoke a pack a day, drink every other day, but Lancome helps me with skin care. No shame here, I'm 5'8 and 190 lbs. I wasn't raised on vegetables, or any healthy food, and when I try to eat them now, I gag. I was a great wife, my husband worked and I made sure dinner was on the table when he came home, even tho I worked too. He never cheated, but I need specific pointers. Look at my hideous picandtell me what I need, besides losing weight, which I'm working on. I'm not turning 55 looking like THIS. All comments welcome. If you turn me into a meme, I don't give a frog's fat ass. I need a different person's opinion. I look bad. Heeellp!
Help me improve
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you look like a tranny trump
You know the rules. Tits or GTFO
I like your bangs
First stop the cigs and booze. Throw away all the junk food and make conscious choices at the grocery store so you don’t feel tempted later
Where’s your husband now? You never mentioned.
The femaleness is already proven, ya daft faggot
What’s work like at the southern poverty law center
No
One
Cares
i needed this
The alcohol and smokes have done irreparable damage to your skin. My best advice is to get fit and change your attitude. Even if someone is pond scum ugly, if they are charismatic, they can still be attractive.
Increase to two packs a day and post feet
Stop smoking retard
At this point you need to handed over to the negro race for free . A young black bull will fall in love with you and all white men will smile in releaf u are built for bbc sweetie
You know the rules. Tits or gtfo. I don't care how old you are, you're probably a larping faggot.
Probably best to go out in a blaze of glory.
Tits and timestamp or GTFO
Post feet bottoms now
relax boomer, youre having a crisis and all you need to do is think rationally. Then again you're a woman and that's hard for you. Stop eating trash and cut the soda, think about your health and eat some 50+ multivitamins. Moderate excersice and you should be good. Slowing down and smoking would help as well, good luck femanon
1. Pray
2. Find God
3. Pray more
4. Find God more
5. Go to psychologist
6. Become not an absolute mess and take care of those around you
how many cats
I think we can pass on this rule this time
embrace our lord jesus christ.
eat clean.
do some sport like walking/tracking (my mom was in the same spot but it gave new life to her)
Your hair is cute. as the other user said, lay off the alcohol if you can help it, same with cigs, they’re not gonna help you. do you have any hobbies? also try to walk a few miles every day, it’ll give you something to do and hopefully make you want to get plastered less.
This. And take a walk a few times a week.
These
Ma'am, you're already on the right path with the weightloss thing. Other than that, aging can't really helped. You're a good wife, mother, and God willing, grandmother, your job has been done. Thank you for your service and have a nice day.
PS your husband's eyes age along with you :)
PPS don't do the hair dye thing, go gray gracefully.
He was a hardcore alcoholic and I couldn't raise my son around that. I'm self-sufficient.
tits or gtfo, thot
a bit
>If you turn me into a meme
>please please turn this pic of a fat broad I don't like into brutal memes for me
>I just post like a dude
You look like one, too
Lose weight(or just eat better and excercise), get a haircut. Do things you enjoy so you're happier
Idiot, I'm a 53 year old female who supports Trump and takes care of my own. I'm just asking what I can do to improve myself.
I didn't say everyone had to, faggot.
Good call, no father is probably better than a junkie father.
Tits or gtfo
Guys, I'm thinking backing Trump was a mistake.
Here's me when I give a shit.
Tits or GTFO.
Exercise, try to read as often as possible and find friends that share your beliefs. Good luck ma'am and ignore some of the people here that are shitposting.
Holy shit that's the face of a Yas Forums person
i'm genuinely disgusted, first thing to get better in life is to leave this board and behave like a human being, you look like a pathetic souless person
Drop cigarettes now, look into miniature cigars or ecigs. No cigarettes.
Take pungent fermented vegetables (kimchi, sauerkraut, pickles) with some real cheese between sips or shots of alcohol.
Exercise at the same time for 20-30 minutes a day: doesn't matter what or how hard now, but train yourself that you will be moving for a reliable time even if you're just dancing. Once it's in place look at more serious programs.
Switch out some entertainment with nonfiction books of any kind.
Read that book by the Jew with the really bizarre name about The Week (it's short and very interesting). Zerubabbel or something. Make your week. Have a day of rest and reflection even if you have to work. Reflection is important.
Eliminate soda pop, get caffeine from coffee and tea. No energy drinks. Learn to sleep and allow enough time for real rest.
Sleep 8 hours
Drink less alcohol
Smoke less
Go for a walk
Drink more water
A balanced diet
I'm going to give you the best advice. Just stop giving a Fuck and enjoy every minute of your life!
At 53 there is no point unless you have a will of Iron. And even then...... Just learn to be happy with what you have.
Peace out.
Open bob
present breasts or forever be fake and gay
Are we turning into facebook?
You need a BLACK 12 inch mach weewee to split your ass cheeks and start the squealing
first of all, get a fucking haircut, this isn't 1985 anymore
secondly get some glasses and try to adopt a clucky-ish personality and youll be like every other 55 year old woman I know
old age isn't meant to look great, you're not young anymore, stop pretending and start helping younger people improve their lives before you die and maybe they'll love you for who you are instead of this person you aren't
I am. It's the smoking killing me. I'm on Chantix but still puffing away. I can walk my ass off but then come home and eat a whole Tombstone pizza. My habits are atrocious.
looks like it chav, it's over
lmao
>I'm just asking what I can do
Tits or gtfo
First off, no it isn't she didn't post a timestamp.
Secondly, and most importantly, you fucking newfag, tits is the exchange for us tolerating you on the site, not to prove you are female, that is what a timestamp is for.
FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!
Hey Bebe hang in there. I'm 58 and in rough shape too. Cigarettes are your worst enemy. Ditch them and get a pet dog
Take your dog for walks everyday, walking longer and longer distances every time.
All oldies look hideous you larping 14 year old tike, nothing can be done of it.
Cut your hair, and start going for a daily walk.
Cute. At least you still have hair and it's nice and thick. I'm 33 and seems mine is thinning.
>No other sizes of this image found.
Gross and there's polenty to talk about brown people
No, dick. I've been on here to know how you fags are. I. DON'T. CARE.
Find a exercise hobby you like and stick to it 3 days a week. Only eat once a day. Nice healthy meal. Dont be sedentary. Good luck
I don't know dudes I'm not really sure that I want to see her tits.
Do you want to see my hairy nipples?
What kind of cut? I have VERY thick hair. No stylist will cut it, honestly.
Hop on a ketogenic diet. I'm not capable of living hungry so I ate garbage keto food. Lost alot of weight, skin improved but I couldn't get a boner. Dont think that's a con for you though.
Once you've reached a comfortable body image I'd start hanging out at libraries reading anything at all. Join a swim club, or stay inside and live vicariously through books (if you have any imagination at all it's better than tv).
I second this motion. Open.
jannies probly gonna move this thread... umm you're brave. I'd probly have sex with you if you're clean and smell good.
look buddy, will you post your tits or not cause I am tired of lurking this thread
Show vagene
You are not the demographic for this site.
This is a youth website, like it or not.
Why are you even here? How did you find out about this place? Why would you value the opinions of the people who post here if you knew about the site?
This is the most confusing thread I have seen in a a while.
Are there for real old people posting here?
Not talking like below 35, that makes sense, when those people were new, they were still teenagers. This makes no sense.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
The rules need updated. Lots of men have breasts nowadays
Start going for half hour walks every day and watch what you’re eating. Increase the time every week.
Always, Jihadi user, always.
Start running miles till you can anymore, don't smoke or drink, find a hobby such as reading books, watching animals or studying.
Shut the fuck up, I've done that a month ago on here.
i like your cock
Shchi
Fry onion slices or cubes weakly in butter (one onion and half a stick is good). Move them around a lot, you don't want carmelization.
Once the onions lose color and the butter is solidly liquid plus bubbly, stir in slices of a small green cabbage. They can be thick but it might be better to do it like for coleslaw. Keep it moving around, you want every cabbage piece coated in butter, you don't want fried leaves stuck to the pot.
When the butter is all over the cabbage, and the cabbage has shed some water and lost some color, toss in cut up radish, maybe pieces of red onion, maybe some herbs, and minced garlic (they sell squeeze bottles of garlic pre-minced in olive oil), then a whole carton or more of good beef stock.
Mix it all up, let the stock come to a boil, reduce heat to simmer, cover, and give it less than ten minutes.
Wtf with that skull!!?
You've got nice hair for your age. I'd buy you a drink.
ha hahahha
Hi Mom
Then do it again or something with a timestamp
Hello Fren.. Be proud that you were born into the great White Race, and know that the body is merely a shell that turns into dust as soon as the spirit leaves it.. Do worry about your Health, but don't worry so much about your looks. All Beauty eventually turns to something less beautiful.
Why not spend the rest of your life striving for the survival of your race. An older Woman can reach hearts and minds that a young male zoomer could not. You will be reincarnated as a White person again, and the work you do in this life will help you have a better reincarnation.
WUWW
>why would the rock and roll baby boomer generation that never grew up talk like teenagers
it is a mystery [ghost gif]
Keto diet
Doesn't this dumpster fire of a thread belong on Yas Forums ?
Post feet bottoms now.
Link pls
Bro she's like 50.
I need to jerk off. Can we just go ahead and get this over with???
Ma'am don't feel too bad there are lots of ladies your age who let themselves go at least you are ready to admit it.Keep going I am sure you can get healthier.
I've been on here for years, I know the shit posters. It's just funny because when I post, they think I'm a guy because I'm not trying to hear the "tits or gtfo" shit. They don't realize, when they post legit shit, I agree with them. No niggers.
Stfu boomer cunt
>a Yas Forums person
You have been affected deeply.
Put your hair into a pony tail and sweep your bangs to the side, you'll look cute, wear mascara and curl your lashes put blush on cheeks not to much and some on nose, it will make you look a bit more youthful.
try intermittent fasting. Google it.
You actually dont look bad, you look depressed. At 53 you shouldn't care about your looks.
Get into philosophy preferably stoicism.
I'm sure if you follow , you'll do just fine. the post may be harsh, but it's a fast track for the aforementioned charm.
To change you have to change your internalized self image. It takes meditation and visualization and mental rehearsals. Visualize your ideal self. The image deep within your mind is the person that will manifest. Change this mental picture and then you’ll change externally.
Yas Forums isn't exclusively for young people. We have quite a few oldheads on here. A lot more than you'd think.
This is worst than the first pic. You have sadness in your eyes and a fake smile. Plus too young for you clothes, just be you, get decent clothes, be classy not slutty
You look sad and tired. Have you thought about taking up some sort of physical activity like dancing or tennis or something? Losing weight comes naturally when you find a physical activity you enjoy. I like your hair. I think you just need to change up your lifestyle a bit so your attitude will improve and you will look nicer just from smiling and not looking so down. I dunno why but I'm thinking dancing. Maybe because I've been into it lately myself. Good luck, user.
Why are you wearing a shirt for seventeen year olds?
kek
hi check out Paul Chek on YouTube
Why the fuck would you put your face on here? Do you not have a job? Delete your OP and all other images, you unbelievable fuckwit cunt.
damn it mom
>demographic
Your retarded assumptions are not fact. And stfu, this is the most entertaining larp in a while. can you imagine how bad this would go on /soc/ with those degenerates?
>I've done that a month ago on here
OH, this is fucking cruel right here.
>On the internet nobody knows you are a 53 year old mother.
Single mom... eat shit and die.
Please show us your butthole, ma'am.
Honestly though, why do you care what others think? You look fine, seriously.
>no timestamp
>no tits
>op id fake and gay
kys fgt
No, fag. I'm just coming to the place I'm most comfortable being.
1. grow bangs
2. curl hair gently
3. stop with the half-ass cherry die. Go dark, go red, or go blonde
4. burn mole off
5. intense excercise at a place not at home... Diets don't work.
6. after all 5, do glamour nior makeup -- essentially ask for help and paint it daily. Match your clothes to makeup and pick a theme, creating an archetype -- pic related
7. stay young at heart -- sense of humor -- don't get bitter because it ages you
I'm a straight white natsoc man, oldfag by the way. Also you're old enough to just not care but it might be fun to put up a fight because life is struggle and it makes you better.
song related
youtu.be
What kind of mystic creature is this?
why do you have a weird dead (?) animal on the top of your head?
> been on here for years
>spells shitposter with a space
Go back to facebook already
You look like a fine woman.
A FUCKING FACEBOOK BOOMER
Read Moby Dick. Play Silent Hill 2. Stop taking days off from drinking. That is all.
Consider having this removed.
My grandma turning 80 in a few weeks and she looks better.
You look like my deceased aunt
Funny thing is that she died at the age of 55
underrated
You look good except for that shirt.