AUS/POL/ - JUST A FLU BRO, DONT WORRY EDITION

Gday lads

>After workers failed to show up at an aged care facility where a 95-year-old woman who tested positive for coronavirus died, NSW Health was forced to send nurses there
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-05/coronavirus-federal-funds-block-by-red-tape-says-nsw-health/12026792

>Childcare centre in the heart of Australia's virus epicentre is shut down as a staff member is tested for coronavirus - as terrifying graph shows the rapid increase of the pandemic
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8075925/Sydney-childcare-centre-shut-amid-coronavirus-graph-shows-spike-Australian-cases.html

>Why I'm a super party pooper: we need extra cash to buy homes now, not to retire on
baka.com.au/business/banking-and-finance/why-i-m-a-super-party-pooper-we-need-extra-cash-to-buy-homes-now-not-to-retire-on-20200304-p546us.html

>Labor’s climate policy ‘the dumbest seen in modern political history’
skynews.com.au/details/_6138233479001?utm_source=Sky News&utm_campaign=Breaking News&utm_term&utm_content&utm_medium=twitter

Not Australian related, but for shits and giggles

>Far-left congressional candidate, Fat Brown Buffalo (AKA Chunk Yogurt), melts down on his YouTube show, disastrous election numbers roll in
theblaze.com/news/cenk-uygur-melts-down-on-his-show

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Aussies, we need to keep the Corona information pumping. There's so much going on in the world that we aren't hearing enough about spread and cases here in Oz. When you hear something make sure you share it

>Vodaphone is testing someone who came back from Japan with flu-like symptoms and evacuated their building in Sydney
msn.com/en-au/news/australia/vodafone-evacuates-sydney-head-office-over-coronavirus-fears/ar-BB10L2Ww?li=AAgfYrC

>Macquarie Park childcare kids to be assessed after visit to coronavirus-hit aged facility
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/macquarie-park-childcare-facility-closed-due-to-staff-being-tested-for-coronavirus-c-730692

God fuckiing dammit! Why the fuck have they not closed the fucking borders yet??

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Alright lads, you know the drill

What's for lunch?

Shut up gook

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Mate, you're not even white.
You need to go back, this thread is for Anglos only.

A boomer looked at me funny when I bought up a lot of toilet paper. Do the bomers not understand ?

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stop fkn offloading ya dero's on us

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Don't fucking tell me what to do you dog.

Naa, stop sending island nigger here.
Unless you want us to send you more of these.

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This fullah is white as fuck and he is complaining , he should come darwin and meet the mob let him find out he is a ballander the hard way.

>No! Australia! You're so full you're overflowing into our cuntry!
Yeah mate it's fuckin' chocas ova 'ere

You know the quickest way to stop fraudulent claims of Aboriginality?
Stop giving Abos special benefits, treat them as equal to everyone else, not above everyone.

Its mutated

abcnews.go.com/Health/scientists-identified-strains-covid-19/story?id=69391954

nuke the cities.....for the greater good.

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Home from work today with gastro, think I would rather corona chan than shitting my guts out

Hope you have enough toilet paper

>it begins
I've been waiting for this particular purity spiral

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>baka.com.au/business/banking-and-finance/why-i-m-a-super-party-pooper-we-need-extra-cash-to-buy-homes-now-not-to-retire-on-20200304-p546us.html
yeah i stock up at the start of every month with two 24 packs, also I have a fuck tonne of yellow pages that I don't need for anything else

WHAT'S HAPPENING ON SYDNEY'S NORTHERN BEACHES? WHO IS THE INFECTED WOMAN?

Recession inbound folks

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Flight from Sydney to Melb at 0745 this morn was half empty. Airport far less busy than usual. Melb airport parking also emptied than usual

That's one way.
Genetic tests can trivially prove aboriginality as well.

But I think we can do better for all the white girls who call themselves abo: let the abo tribes make them pass whatever tribal tests they do (eating a raw lizard's heart or whatever it is those savages do).

Haha my grandma said yesterday that she had the coronavirus so we started kissing like we always do but this time spit a lot more into my mouth because she said I'm grandma's little furry slut and then she push me down and said I need to get hard next time or else

This country sucks.
Wish my grandparents stayed in Europe.

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Yeah that'd be a good way too, but women are so filthy these days that eating a goannas heart wouldn't be any different to them swallow 5 random loads over the course of a weekend.

Cut Aboriginal funding for education, welfare, employment opportunities, housing etc to that of everyone else in this country and you watch how quick people stop claiming Aboriginal heritage.

Its ONLY because of the racist system we have set up the elevates Aboriginals above all other races that is causing the problem.
Whatever happened to treating everyone equally under the law?

Southern Amerilard here, still no coronavirus, but plenty of sharts and spics to go round

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>As a 22nd case of coronavirus was confirmed in NSW on Wednesday, Transport for NSW said it was developing strategies to address the spread of COVID-19.
>An Australian Department of Health directive issued last month regarding ride share, taxi and public transport services said drivers did not need to wear a mask if healthy.
>"In the event of a passenger spreading droplets (such as sneezing, coughing or vomiting), clean surfaces with appropriate disinfectant wipes so that the potential spread of infection can be minimised," the statement said.

>Southern Amerilard here
Gday lad

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>983 Australians exposed to Corona Virus as man who fell sick at Wynyard Station is confirmed of suffering late stages of the disease by attending paramedics.
>The man, Bing Chong Plong, from Wuhan, collapsed on the busy inter-platform at Wynyard station, surrounded with blood and coughed up phlegm.
>The highly contagious scene was disturbed by racist attacks from white Australian males against the poor refugee unwittingly spreading the disease on the platform floor.
>All Wynyard station passengers are likely to be infected with the disease and should immediately contact their GP.
abc.net.au/news/2020-02-28/coronavirus-pandemic-emergency-plan-for-covid-19-outbreak/12006960

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I busted a nut to St Tarrant executing the help me help me whore in the gutter. Seeing her brains splatter across the gutter gave me a hard on. Is that normal?

Hello Aussie friend. Have you gotten started on your super cool prep room yet? So far I have a tin of sardines from 2019, a few water bottles and 1 gatorade. I might go out to stock up on bottled sugar later, but I get winded breathing so might order delivery.

I can't stop wanking to Hannah Baxter's death. Fucking thot (^: Is that normal?

I can't stop wanking to the Port Arthur massacre. Reading that high score gave me a hard on. Is that normal?

PS. Bryant did nothing wrong. They deserved it.

>REMINDER to always look directly at the media/photographers and ask them via sign language if they are OK.

>Reminder to address the judge and jury in your shitposts and bring them in as evidence.

Hey Judge, you're a fucking boomer and you are scum. You're sitting there in your little wig, as your saggy balls/beefcurtains are caught in your pants zipper while you pretend you don't know how pathetic you are. Come fight me one-on-one in the maccas carpark. You can even bring your gay little wooden hammer if you like.

Attention white members of the jury, you're likely a minority in the jury just like our own once-white country. You know the judge is a faggot and you can't help but notice the diverse and vibrant smell from the non-whites on the jury. They're also guaranteed sucking the commonwealth dry with welfare fraud. Let me off the hook and I'll shake your hand and call you a sick cunt legend. Then we'll lynch the full hue of niggers and take back our country.

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Nah cause it was literally the only instance of vengeance we've had in however many years and thousands of murders and rapes by the aggressors. I think everyone got a coom tip about it.

Post OC you low effort dickheads

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Hello fren

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About time. I'm sick of white abbo's

alright how many of you fuckers have a cough?:)

me but it's (probably) just cause of the cones

"closing the gap" is another cultural genocide against abos. It's a program of make blacks white, again.

They can’t stay black and live here. Abo culture is cannibalism and baby rape

And domestic violence

This

Harden the fuck up and stop panicking you aussie pussies

Maybe if they had invented a concept of a domicile

basically drunken irish

I had a meeting that opened with some chink coofer trying to keep the mask from flying off. He said he was alright and not sick so i asked why he wore the mask. No response. Fucking hate NPCs

But less potatos

I can't stop jerking off to news articles about female domestic violence 'victims.' They're not victims because they deserved to be bashed. Is that normal?

Burger and chips, 12$ with can not bad

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Look, its just a flu bro

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8074613/Coronavirus-fight-LOST-Leading-scientist-admits-world-tried-hard-failed-stop-it.html?

cant find any fuckin toilet paper in the shops

In-group violence?

If you don't hug a diseased asian you're not a real Australian.

It's all about the yams buddy

that argument falls flat once you reach mackay north .

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I can't stop wanking to Hannah Clarke's death. Fucking thot (^: Is that normal?

>I can't stop jerking off to news articles about female domestic violence
Thats because its in your nature, mr alice springs man

yam potata potata yam close enough both are sub terrain tubers.

I saw a boomer in Coles today asking for any Sorbent toilet paper, and the lady told him there might be some out the back. They are so fucking dumb? I have plenty of food and vitamin C, and water. I am prepping a little bit. But seriously, TOILET PAPER?

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Why's scomo sending his child molester friends to the White house? Oh thats right, channers love pedos!

thenewdaily.com.au/news/politics/australian-politics/2020/03/03/scott-morrison-white-house-houston/

I hate women!

Who cares?

Do Filipino martial arts so a shit tonne of stick and knife/dagger fighting. Holy fuck our police force can fight for shit in melee.

I hate faggots. Faggots need to be thrown off rooftops ISIS style. G-D hates faggots so he gives them HIV. They deserve it. The only good faggot is a dead faggot. Is that normal?

Doc friend told me today they're not allowed to test unless you've travelled recently.

>Asking for a hug on an outback yam farming imageboard.
China please

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Lol about time. I hope abos just start bashing any of these captain cook gubba cunts claiming to be BLAK

I don’t know do they have a word for it when a man shimp starts beating up on his lady chimp And eats her face off

Boys I just had my neetbux appointment and 3 of them had masks on save for the boomer in the corner then Stacey pissed me off within 2 miniutes of getting there. This and the 3 month freeze for the bushfires it's starting to feel more and more like a UBI. Planning on calling in sick for the next one to make it 4 solid months of doing fuck all.

Shut the fuck up glowie

How do I get psychological help frens? I feel I may do something that I will regret....

The Australian mindset all over. God I'm so happy you cunts are fucked. Burnt, flooded, diseased, economic failure.

Keep being docile little goyim!

so It’s a Birds nest/

Why don't you just go for dsp?

just chill man this is a temporary battle for all of us

Gimme a job or I'll rope

Fuck cenno, fuck gov, fuck RTOs, fuck job agencies, fuck society, fuck you

Gimme a job or I'll rope

canned soup or mi goreng, broke as fuck this week

based ASIO sicko jerk off poster.

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You may well regret it but others might find it highly entertaining.

>economic collapse imminent
>dont have labor to save us this time
>have to deal with scummos shit eating grin while everything turns to shit

get rid of your debt boys, save your money

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You could accomplish so much more as a serial killerthen a field commander

Nah cunt we hunted chingas off whenever they landed for hundreds of years but when the english landed they where friendly so we like captain cook up north ways.

das wacist
how dare you challenge my aboriginality, bigot.

Debt is good in a high inflation scenario. But debt is a kike's game so avoid at all costs.

I need help frens. I don't wanna rope.

Rope is the only option for you fren

go to a gp and tell them your problems they'll refer you to some psych shit. don't hold back they'll get you a straight jacket in no time.

Okay, Laborite