/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1585

>COUNTRIES LIST
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>LATEST CHANGES
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Any Coronachan/Christchan crossovers yet?

someday we'll see both Ebby-chan and Corona-chan have sex and then produce a really montrous offspring.

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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Wasn’t an user saying that he had it on good authority that North Cali was to be quarantined by late Sunday? Was that a larp?

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We have reports that there already 2 detected cases in Colombia but the corrupt government is still hiding it, it sucks

>that triiips get
W I T N E S S E D

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post corona-chans

What should I axe her?

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We are beyond fucked

Unless you have the gene for HIV resistance you will get covid19

Something like 1% of Eastern Europeans carry this gene and that’s it

its the 5th here

>a larp
>on my pol?
many such cases!

Singles = your city gets a new coronavirus case today
Dübs = no new cases for your city for a week
Trips = everyone in your country dies in 2 weeks time

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Checked

Quarantine every vulnerable people and make a mass infection program for everyone under 50 without underlying health issues. In less than a month you have herd immunity, no need for a vaccine (at least for now).

look at those tendrils hugging the neurons

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Could be a larp or true. Isn't nor cal full of rice

That's not off the table yet, she's in Africa right now.

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Hope microbiologist user can continue discussion

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It's midday on the 5th here. Still alive for now.

Witnessed

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Reminder that nothingburgerfags are shillniggers of the highest order.

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Damn. Hopefully some crazy shit happens in China or something

>Unless you have the gene for HIV resistance you will get covid19
>Something like 1% of Eastern Europeans carry this gene and that’s it
More like 10% of European descent are immune

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checked

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Fucking glow in the darks not posting the scoreboard.

Fuck me, I can't even understand the letter A

We are all already infected.
Just hope that coronavirus takes it easy on you.

>Have to go to a medical clinic later today
Can I get an F?

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R000LLLEN

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Did any other states declare any news

Thank you, doubles man, very cool

I go to highschool >inb4 underage b& I'm 18, on the Southside of Chicago. Today the school nurse and the front desk worker were talking about a girl who was "exposed" and "under self confinement." This conversation occured just before the school made announcements about watching for COVID-19 and posting CDC PSAs about hand washing. Its spread far further than any reports. Make sure you prepare people.
>ama

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A semi-truck carrying toilet paper caught fire and erupted into flames in Brisbane, Australia, late Wednesday night. A spokesperson for the Queensland Fire and Emergency confirmed to CNN that "the truck was carrying toilet paper."

TOILET PAPER RAIDS

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>Be near LA
>All my family is sick, coughing and shit
>It's been more than 2 weeks and I felt absolutely nothing, even counting the days to see if it'll kick in
What the hell? I've only taken elderberry syrup at times when I could

If theres asymptomatic community spread in other countries other than china, italy etc, how come we arent seeing people drop like flies in those chinese vids? Is the infected number still going up exponentially in the US? Seems to me like its been contained in other countries or it doesnt pose as much of a risk when the necessary precautions are taken

Rolly roll

>Viruses that can use the olfactory nerve as a shortcut into the CNS include influenza A virus, herpesviruses, poliovirus, paramyxoviruses, vesicular stomatitis virus, rabies virus, parainfluenza virus, adenoviruses, Japanese encephalitis virus, West Nile virus, chikungunya virus, La Crosse virus, mouse hepatitis virus, and bunyaviruses.

LETS GET IT

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Were full if chinks so hopefully coronachan cleans us out

Say goodbye to your loved ones.

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Last Congo patient was released. Ebola outbreak is over (for now).

F
i have to go to the hospital on the 9th to get some stitches removed

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hobbit feet

One for All!

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pandemic will officially be declared before the weekend and all travel will be seized

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Finish your homework first.

Your body might have been able to kill it quickly enough to save you user. I would keep it up unless you get sick then discontinue the elderberry for fear of cytokine storm

Living in China is a pre-existing condition.

Corona virus is no more. Happening cancelled.

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source?

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Checked, and correct.

Checked

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>This is Wuhan today
>This is Wuhan today
>This is Wuhan today

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=88&v=uTiWOVKctRU&feature=emb_title

ayy lmao

>try to get tested for COVID-19
>can't because no one wants to test you, including the CDC
>try to keep kids home from school so they don't infect others
>will still be considered absent because avoiding infecting other children isn't a good enough reason
>try to stay home from work because COOFing all over the place
>boss says it'll use up your sick days and if you go over them for more than 2 days you'll be canned

twitter.com/MicahMerrick/status/1234980185960673281

FUCK IT WHY CONTAIN IT LET'S SPREAD THIS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE

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