Brit/pol/ Narrowboat's edition

i let your love tease me

if this pandemic blows over somehow, i want to move somewhere remote. probably far up north in the highlands.

There is literally nothing more comfy than narrowboating, and many people don't realise you can travel north to south in England using the canal network alone, so you can move your floating home anywhere.

Comfy narrowbaoting channel:
youtu.be/gJDqGimPc9Q

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Yes. I hired a boat for a week last summer and encountered almost exclusively white boomers on the cut.

guess what I’m a girl

>look guys i posted it again

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Why do you envy girls taking a load on their face?

you’re fucking seething lmao

Seems brit/pol/ has been stocking up.

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He's fucking based, linked this video earlier today

is this the most fun you want to have tonight?
me responding to you lmao

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Just smoked a fat one lads and lass(?), how's your nights going?

honestly you seem pretty mad that she's a girl t b h

i’ve got 6 inches we can have fun with but don’t worry it’s a big 6 inches

Well that's not true it ends at fucking ripon

smoked two fat ones about an hour ago! moved house today so i'm still currently unpacking and arranging shit sigh

not great. yet another night freaking out about this pandemic. i wish it would just go away.

Crazy simulation thread. I just watched a series about narrowboating the other night when baked.

Fucking wild dude.

Really sleepy

i’ve got nothing left to lose

you've never smoked in your life you lying spastic

I recently became very interested in the narrow boats and canals, it's really a very unique thing. Unfortunately my research has informed me that the narrow boats are inhabited primarily by faggots, and the various associations and clubs are also mostly gays. Sad. I live on a sailboat. Our community is mostly MGTOW hermits and hippies, and we get to travel the globe instead of the ditches you retards live on with the gays. ALL GAYS

based and cruisingthecutpilled

wish you’d go away

okay GCHQ ill post a pic in a sec

your virginity?? LMAO

Got your wind up torch?

I bet you smoke sterlings

ahahah i fucking do this all the time

call me gay faggots idc maybe i am

Can't fucking sleep.

no

are there canals in burgerland?

yes

i’ve got nothing left to lose

rosie and jim
rosie and jim
chugging along on the old ragdoll

rosie and jim
rosie and jim
and Pubes he is a nonce.

except for your virginity lmao

Qqqwwaannkkk

More like Silk Cut.

dont even know what that is you stupid virgin

Panama canal I spose

most narrowboaters ive seen are white boomers and the odd 'permanently lives the boat' types.

i watched an entire series about narrow boating on amazon.

that shit is so fucking comfy, i wish we had some canals like that in the states
although he did get beat up one night.

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i’ve got nothing left to lose

Yes you do you shandy drinking poof.

he seems like a pall mall green kinda man, not sure which is worse though

....are you trying to act american?

Sadly used as a loophole for nonces as they have no fixed abode.

Nowt wrong with a tin of Ben Shaw's

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no, nothing like that

yeah alrgiht taylor

no i dont and that makes you mad??

yea he rips up co-op bags and gives it to me in that

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I got into a fight with one of those bastards. We were hauling a cooler full of beer along and singing and this fuck has his laundry all hanging out on strings along the trail and well his tiger striped thong caught my buddies attn and ended up hes wearing it on his head and singing I'm Henry the eighth and shit.
this guy comes streaking out butt ass naked all of maybe 150 lbs but like 6'4" so I thought it was a fucking zombie attack and threw an unopened 16 oz can off beer at him and it hit him square in the noggin and he went in the drink so my buddy thought what the fuck and did a Jimmy Super Fly Snuka off the top rail and cannonballed his ass right as he popped up like a fucking cork.
Someone alerted some form of the gayest police I have ever seen and we threw 2 of them into the drink for good measure.
We boarded the faggots house canoe and stole a bottle of Tequila which was good to replace some of the beer lost in the melee.
Fucking England. poor bastards can't even take a hot shower with any sort of water pressure wtf is the use?

it seemed like you had to have some income to keep that lifestyle up

I bet you think Babycham is alright too.

wit aboot yir maws canal???

fuck's with the resolution of this pic? and where's the timestamp? i'm convinced you're still stealing pictures off the internet

Jimmy Savile had a nonce caravan he used to travel around in.

clean that fucking keyboard

kekd

christ. why dont you weed heads just buy an oz or pound at a time? i would never want to keep visiting some dealer
lewd

post urs nonce

The most prolific nonces are usually wealthy, those lower tier kiddy fiddlers you see on the youtube videos are just the moronic ones, keeps the eyes off of them.

i have no idea what happened? just sent it to myself on facebook so maybe i saved some thumbnail version of it to reupload here
yeah, shit
too busy cleaning my room atm tho
8th at a time

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post a timestamp spastic

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you already lost m8

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>8th at a time
why bother

>impending apocalypse
its gonna be a happening but no apocalypse unless the remainers were right all along.

just wait im cleaning
cause he lives close by and he's nice

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safe from immigrants but notorious for pedophiles living on the down low.

you're terrified of me

spastic