/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1583

Michigan bros WY@?

>325+ Cases being reviewed om February 23rd
>7 test come back negative
>few Michiganders released from quarantine after showing low risk
>Gov ((((whitmer)))) sets up multiple task forces in Lansing
>still no confirmed cases YET

when is SHingTF here? its still cold and winter

Kimchi and Natto >>>> Gayerkraut

Also Vitamin C 5g minimum and baking soda.

7% of Americans died from corona compared to 2% in most European countries, 3% in italy, 1.6% in japan, and 0.5% in S. Korea. In comparison, swine flu had a 0.5% death rate, spanish flu had 10% kill ratio but spread quickly whilst ebola had between 50% to 67% kill ratio but spread slowly.

>Another plague ship in California
youtu.be/9EPmrNriBKU

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What do you think will take the whole US to quarantine itself, state by state?

oh you mother fucker

sorry guy

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How long until infections go exponential in USA and we see 100, then 200, then 400, then 800?

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South Korea, despite a large population density, has a surprising few amount of deaths given the # of confirmed cases.

What’s the deal?

There are apparently more than 100.

twitter.com/nextstrain/status/1233232028683816960

>unreliable test kits
>false negative results
>later turned out to be positive
>see this article
>tfw you realize that the CDC may have "accidentally" infected thousands of people with the Coronavirus in other countries

web.archive.org/save/https://www.axios.com/cdc-lab-coronavirus-contaminated-6dc9726d-dea3-423f-b5ad-eb7b1e44c2e2.html

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IT'S NOT EVEN A FLU, IT'S JUST A MINOR COLD. COME ON BROS.

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You mean Kebabs right?

no surprise, amerimutts are unhealthy

brighteon.com/646ad120-775a-4464-a0d1-609be7a0a9dc
VitaminMan

I'm really annoyed that governments actually believe China, Chinks are renowned liars, I can't believe they fucking believe them.

that's pretty gay

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>its just a flu, goy

Infections don't go exponential if people are on the lookout for them

fucking weebs

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periscope.tv/addicks/

For those of you that remember, during Harvey. I did not die. Now I'll update on COVID situation in Houston when SHTF

It's not 3% in italy.
You compare recovered and dead, not current infected and dead.
The real rate is closer to 30 percent.

fun fact: fuckin everybody in the gov't is either dangerously bluepilled, or too pussy to do anything with their redpilled knowledge

Every single government in every single country is blatantly lying about the real numbers.

New CDC test kits going out this week by the millions.

Expect a huge surge in numbers when people actually start getting tested.

am I the only one who thinks that Chinese numbers are kinda suspicious?

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I've been to hospitals in China and South Korea and South Korea's are at least a thousand years more advanced than China's

Chinese hospitals are dirty man

they never will, but they need to do it now

Isn't there supposed to be a press briefing from Texas coming up in like 15mins?
Anyone have a link?

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I would say once K-12 schools start closing for longer than a week. Usually with that comes colleges. Then comes businesses as working adults will need to find or provide child care

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airborne infections that spread with no symptoms, and can invade through the eyes. Yeah I'm not saying you're wrong, but...

They are obsessed with looking good, thus eat as healthy as possible for vanity's sake. Advanced surgeons for plastic surgery, medicine, and ingredients, as health is the gateway to beauty.

cocksucker

EVERYONE IS DANCING AND HAVING FUN. IT'S NOTHING.

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I fucking HATE the Chinese and all Asians

Soulless insect people engaging in lies and coverups to save face at the expense of the entire planet

China should be nuked

So what is primary infection route: CD4 (HIV) or ACE2?

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no

Our data is 100% accurate

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hell yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=o-fiPS7B_IE

If these are the average people on the cruise ships, how is this thing not killing all of them?

Probably a mutation every other host. Should be hundreds of strains

>Source: dude trust me bro

The whole world isn't israel or china. Some nations more honest than others, porch monkey.

Oh and the nose

the cdc is currently engaging in lies and coverups to save face

I know this thread moves really fast, and nobody will notice this, but if some of you do i just want you to know this;
I love all you bros, i love shitposting with you, and posting about corona-chan with you. I don't want you bros to die, and i hope we will shitpost in the future as well.. This is sad.

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Anyone have that webmd of the italian doctor talk about how iit effects a range of ages.. posted this morning

Almost all of the deaths are from some chink student infecting a fucking nursing home

lol fuckin chinkers

newsweek.com/coronavirus-covid-19-china-censors-wechat-tencent-messages-citizen-lab-report-1490401

China Censors Coronavirus WeChat Messages, Blacklists Keywords Including 'Death Toll' and 'Cover-Up'

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>brazil developed it's own testing kits for corona in a few days and they actually work
>10k testing kits will be sent right now to all states
Who's the underdeveloped now huh

It’s not just China

Every country is lying about how bad it really is

You for making shit up

>Polish cases confirmed
Fuck it, I'm going to doctor soon

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Love you too, fren

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Man up and get a gun with ammo for it.

>ll you bros, i love shitposting with you, and posting about corona-chan with you. I don't want you bros to die, and i hope we will shitpost in the future as well.. This is sad.
typical swedish cuck

the NA data is skewed because it took out a nursing home full of old fucks

jesus christ

ACE2 being SARS ...

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Yeah they are but this shit didn’t start in Atlanta did it Chang

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Some whores have less loads pumped into them than others on a daily basis. They are still filthy whores.

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??????????????????

Even if we die we will be waiting for you in heaven for a final shitpost

TRUSTING THE GOVERNMENT LMAO! HAVING TO WAIT THAT MUCH FOR HAVING ANY KITS ROLFMAO!

Under Obama 60 million people got the H1N1 virus (swine flu) 18000 plus died, but not a word from libs blaming him, hypocrites.

RIGHT WING HEALTH SQUADS when

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>KARTOFFELSALAT

Potato salad?

so how about those american rates right now...

Fuckin ready bro!

About the dogs
Latest press release says:
> A spokesman for the Agriculture, Fisheries and Conservation Department (AFCD) said today (March 4) that a pet dog had repeatedly tested weak positive for COVID-19 virus which indicates a low-level of infection with the virus.

SO PRETTY MUCH YES
MA PUPERINO IS DISEASED AND REKT

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>implying that i'm a chink
kek my sides

AAArhg IMa gonna COOOF
voca.ro/5aTv74eYzH0

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fucken can't wait to die at this point i don't give a fuck abotu anyything anymore man
just going through college getting credits so i can end up as just another wee wagie with a fake smile
fuck this shit burn it all down
LETS GOOO

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boyw nothing happening in japan. im leaving bunker in two days if nothing happens

>3rd new case in the country
>health minister refuses to say which city it's in
Why the fuck is this allowed?

You compare dead to (recovered + dead)

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He means compare dead to resolved cases (dead or recovered) not total cases which are mostly active

Everyone I know is fucking retarded.
>sister: says the media is blowing it out of proportion, refuses to so much as buy some extra rice
>former childhood best friend: shared some meme doctor on a morning show saying the media is blowing it out of proportion because the "CDC hasn't said anything yet"
So Yas Forums which of your family and friends have you saved and which are doomed?

youtube.com/watch?v=E7hvGPLexL0

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>says Sweden
Kek

I made the stats based on the infected and killed numbers in this thread, not recovered. Stop scaring people more than they should be with your white lies.

>30%
Holy shit, fuck off. This isn't fucking ebola we are dealing with. You have 0 clue how insanely massive 30% would be, go study basic math. The spanish flu didn't even go above 10% kill ratio. You're so bad at math, that you're either a woman or black.

any anons got a bunker?

Have you prepped yet Yas Forums frens?

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>Poisonous city + Wuhan is censored

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It's just the swine flu bro

>planned to fly over to see grandpa in the summer since he wanted to see me before he died, haven't seen him in a year
>don't know how to tell him that I almost certainly won't be visiting
Hope corona-chan is relatively quick and painless with him, he's already on the brink as it is

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I love you too, fren. Don't be afraid! Even if we pass, this life is only the beginning.

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>weak positive
that just means the owner coughed on him kek
we need more tests to confirm that it actually has jumped to dogs

love you too, faggot

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I love you too user lets shitpost till the end

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Got a head ache my last 2 classes but hoping it’s because I didn’t eat much. While cooking at home there was 30 minute news segment about corona here in California and I had my breakdown moment while doing the dishes . I just laughed hard as sh it because of how correct the predictions were and everyone panicking. I’ve been enjoying every second of the day these last 2 weeks . My favorite today was the flowers and this Cheesecake Factory bread with cold glass of water. If I do get this shit I will embrace my death and enjoy my last days with my wax pen and acid tab.

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New information for next thread!

web.archive.org/save/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8073543/TWO-strains-killer-coronavirus-spreading-study-claims.html

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Get you 3M masks today.

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we're even testing people who are asymptomatic

You compare dead to total infected from ~2 weeks prior.

deeply offensive

They don't, but in 6 months they won't have to deal with them, and they won't have to feel bad for not sending aide because none was needed/asked for.

Alabama? I thought that was a state in the US of A!

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I went to the range today for the first time in a year:
Springfield Saint AR15
HK VP9 SK
Both in fine condition

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oh shitttt

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

We will be seeing a demolition man future no shaking hands do that retarded hand waving shit.

Nope
I forget the press release
Read it
info.gov.hk/gia/general/202003/04/P2020030400658.htm
then read the one from a few days ago
info.gov.hk/gia/general/202002/28/P2020022800013.htm

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The virgin water panic buy

The chad water filters and tablets that weigh less in your bugout bag

Stay safe !

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Darn. Makes me wish I had bought one of these instead of a 10/22. At least I have a shotgun

Remember when people predicted Ebola would infect hundreds of millions within the first year?

Can you faggy little internet death cult faggots at least post more sexy/lewd Coronachan? If you helped me fap I’d be more willing to listen your hysterical bullshit.

Italy:
276 recovered, 107 dead.

The death rate in Italy is at 28%.
Quitt being stupid, dude.

you will cough your lungs out

When will the rioting start?

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>NicoMaki
>LoveLive not Im@s

What a pleb

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I don't want my puppers infected.. :(

And everlasting (you)s

Yeah, it is a mix of many things.

>doctors and medicine 100 years behind
>obesity
>lower hygiene standards
>apathy about proper sleep and hydration
>awful food consumption leading to weaker immune systems

Obesity alone isn't to blame. America just has... Depressing standards.

The death rate is about 17%, mostly boomers. But of those, how many had lung scarring or brain damage from ventilators? Thats what scares me.

user'd have jumped off soon after... lifejacket, swim to shore.

Overseas, another ship "ordered" passengers
back to the ship.

"Ordered"?

Who in their right mind would heed?

There's a supposed case in Lansing that is confirmed but not on the news yet, that I know of. People here are beyond fucking ignorant and when it happen, everyone will know because it's gonna pop off hard.

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Come fuck around and find out.

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Furry's BTFO'd

It's been vaccinated already

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Have I prepped enough

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So why did you do it?

>83 countries
>rapid exponential spread
>Lul remember ebola? kek

as far as I recall ebola didn't spread to most of the fucking world.

all the people that died were in a nursing home retard

ebola killed its host too quickly, this coronavirus lays dormant for 14 days before hosts even start showing symptoms

Not even making it up, bro

Brazil 2020 superpower: fuck the pajeets edition.

archive.is/BdotL

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I hate to flex so hard on all y'all, but rate my stash.

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standards? what standards?

Still one of my favorite corona-chan vids
youtube.com/watch?v=oTysV3EfSyM

It's made up.

Pretty based bought it on the spot.

Retarded question but I'm asking it anyway

Once you're out of gas mask filters(I only have 1) will rigging up a pipe/snorkel to it offer any protection?

I figure if it's tall enough you can avoid breathing in clouds of cough/sneezes at ground level.

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china being pretty quiet huh

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This is very sad.
I like you too, user.

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its ok bro

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kpop saves lives

You need deenz bro

You may die of boredom

>
No only 5 of them were

japan can test their fucking dogs and we cant even test people lol

more water, there is never enough
need a gun + ammo

Where in Canada are you?

its really happening this time and i hate it

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that's what makes coronachan so damn sexy and hot!

I'm lucky I have an intelligent wife, she helped me stock up a few weeks ago. Pulled my kids out of school this week (grappled with this internally a lot, but now feeling better about it). Couldn't convince my mum to prep, or my sister. I tried.

Congrats on the 900 followers

Epitome of Yas Forums right there

what are DEENZ?

They censored the extent of the Spanish Flu initially.
This is pretty bad.

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Where did you even get these numbers?

Get multivitamins so you don't die of scurvy or malnutrition when the biological bugaloo starts.

Likewise, fren.

Holy shit a guy sneezed!!!! This can only mean one thing. PREPARE yourself while you can the end is night aaarrrggghhhhhh.

Anons got a question, is the probability that it turns into full blown Covid-19 higher for me if I have Seborrheic Eczema (nose)?
Reason I'm asking is that it's not necessarily a life-changing disorder, however it still signifies chronic, slightly elevated levels of inflammation.

Yes. Remember how it wasn't a coronavirus and how deadlier it was? Faggot

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Sardines, I think.

Where's that schizopost of the guy who got the sick numerals and said the world would end March 5th 2020

I'm gonna cum if the power goes out and I hear hundreds of sirens blaring

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Lmfao no, that creates a smaller entrance for air which becomes more pressurized, allowing greater entry of aerosols. enjoy your death fren

Shut up Donald, that's not how vaccines work.

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Purification tablets were going out of stock in my basket on Amazon today

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>scurvy
what a meme, I havnt eaten any vegetable in 15 years

We are fucked beyond whatever fuckery we expected in our lifetimes.

Is this an extinction event? No. Not really.
But the world will obviously never be the same.

Jewgle censoring Corona virus related searches from being too

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China back to work, China very hard worker, China solve virus problem very quick, China number 1 virologist, China fix problem but dirty FUCKING ITALIANS give Glorious China infection again

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do not eat heat coin

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More water. Mayo clinic recommend 3.7 liters intake, per day, for men.

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>coin collection

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Quick search on BNO

(yeah, I think and hope there are much more recovered who are not counted on these sort of statistics )

Checked and kekkd

Update:
Norway currently has 56 confirmed infected.
All are currently quaranteened at their homes. None of them are seriously ill.
All 56 were infected outside of Norway. 20 got it from Italy.
In addition, 280 employes at Ullevaal hospital are quaranteened.
>We have enough supplies to handle the current situation. However, in order to handle a worst-case-scenario, we will need to prepare a lot more supplies than what we currently have in stock.
nrk.no/norge/helsedirektoren_-_-vi-trenger-hjelp-for-a-fa-mer-smittevernutstyr-1.14928445

They're giving them to inhabitants so that they could finally leave their houses and get the necessary groceries or medications.

>exponential

Lads I wish for the end of the world as much as every Yas Forumsak but this ain't it

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What are the chances this is going around way more than reported but tends to be mild for a lot of people? I've had a headache and dry cough for a week now and I already had both the latest cold and flu over the past few months. Maybe it's just allergies. Not sure what to think.

# dead / (# dead + recovered)

Please stay on r*ddit if you're going to pretend to be retarded, we have enough shills as it is

jewgle is censoring searches

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khou.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/6-uh-students-staff-members-self-quarantined-after-returning-from-countries-under-travel-warning-due-to-coronavirus/285-32be6c78-61dd-40de-a04e-a191b112f187

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npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/03/03/809965742/personal-essay-from-wuhan-living-in-hell

At the moment when the city was first locked down, I hoped with all my heart that China's political system, known for concentrating resources to get big jobs done, could save the Wuhanese. But infected patients were treated in the hospital in Wuhan as early as the beginning of December, and for unknown reasons, the government held off informing the public and taking effective action.

So they missed the best window of prevention due to this cover-up.

That knowledge has made me fall into desperation. The order to lock down the city appeared from nowhere on Jan. 23 at 2 a.m., without any sign or explanation to residents — even though everyone knew what was up.

People rushed to shop at 24-hour convenience stores at 3 a.m. to gather necessary food and other items. We tried every method to escape from Wuhan, but the cage was already locked.

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Virginia shelves are getting wiped out between people starting to panic because of 3 presumptive cases and it’s a food stamp day

They are testing very aggressively and caught a huge cluster early. They tested as many people from that church as they could and then pic related. These people are probably presymptomatic, and some will die in the future. In other countries, people aren't tested until they're feeling bad enough to go to the hospital.

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you'll have a lesser chance catching it if you stick the tube in your pants. lol.

Our goverment is a fucking joke

Some of us will not make it user, it's alright

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I’m immune to HIV so I’m immune to corona

omae wa mou shindeiru

That could be stretched to a week.

I was really fucking concerned about the walking blood-man plague that was only infectious so long as I collected and bathed in the blood.

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Portuguese staple.

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lel no one can keep track of the info

Supplies stocked and mask hopefully on the way. In the metro Detroit area so I’m pretty fucked and have been coming to terms that I’m gonna get infected. Home town is far north and innawoods but if shtf I’d be trapped.

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Yes

>do not eat heat coin
They're lying to you. The heat coin has the most flavor.

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>Not using bleach

sardeenz bro

FUCK THE KIKES

archive.is/xXfr5

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Eden Wok
Partner · January 2001 to present

SUNY Empire State
Business Management/Culinary Arts · Saratoga Springs, New York

Rambam Mesivta
Lawrence, Nassau County, New York

New York, New York
Current city

Flushing, New York
Home Town

INSHALLAH

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>Some anons will die of coronavirus

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They stanned Luna

Why don't chinks visit a damn mosque or synagook.

I just hope the right anons don’t make it

Indonesian government uses test kits provided by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) that were recalled from many U.S. labs because they had a faulty reagent. Last week, in response to an urgent shortage of tests in the United States, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration said the CDC tests could still be used.
Since the start of the epidemic has only tested 333 people

sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/indonesia-finally-reports-two-coronavirus-cases-scientists-worry-it-has-many-more

looks too happy, as if his soul wasn't crush, for an apu

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Oh shit, it's tomorrow!

>Big if true.

Sorry to one up you

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Got few crates of Stella tho

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Your country is just a GTA server stfu

Maybe if you stuff it full of polyfil

Notice how it's not leveling out into a steady phase? It's still increasing, this is basically like trying to say everything's fine as your house is burning down.

How could there be a NWO if mos countries are going to collapse in the chaos that is to come?
Was it the nigger who told you that?

Based

>guaranteed disease

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This is the future that awaits the fallen Anons in eternal glory

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May we continue shitposting in the afterlife, lads

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hmm the death toll will rise.

>info.gov.hk/gia/general/202002/28/P2020022800013.htm
It's shocking how many of my coworkers are still on the "The flu kills 300K yearly". I have to explain to them that it also infects over a billion so their math is full retard.

It's exponential do you seriously trust the weird curve that's been given by China? You're either retarded, naïve or a Gary wannabe

Anyway other world countries are going to blow up soon so you'll see exponential again if they don't run out of kits that get infected in the lab lmao

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>comparing blood-to-blood with airborne transmission
So glad your country will be destroyed by this.

From the Italian government you fucking mongoloid

South Korea is good at keeping people alive, even Samsung CEO who is hospitalized since 2014 is still very much alive

Dialectical materialism fills the soul

heh, sick

Yeah it's totally hapenning this time, goyim.

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Yeah notice how hes using Chinese statistics which are worthless

I don't wish for the end of the world.
That data is fake for 80% of it is Chink numbers.
99% up to a week or two ago.

I'll show you the real data and the real graph in a while, user.

It will probably be too late in Sweden, though.

the west is leaving bordera open to create context for war with China, dullard. they want bodies everywhere. slow rolling global 9/11. maybe they even blame it or Iran somehow.

that too, thank you

>exponential
>uses log
Here's the graph you meant to post

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I bought 12 liters of vodka today and saw my pastor at liquor store

I went to an almost all Asian doctors office. In Sydney. Receptionist was wearing a mask and a full face shield. She's not doing it for the fun of it. I think it will spread faster in Western Countries. Because none will adhere to self quarantine. Welcome to the next Boogaloo

it's all over frens

there is nothing that can be done now to stop from getting infected

hope youre one of the lucky ones who is asymptomatic and get right with the people who matter most to you

nothing is ever going to be the same

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Yeah no this is a recipe for a disaster

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>bugout
This is a bugin situation faggot

it says 'reply to this post or your waifu will die in her sleep' when do it right?

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>recovered and dead
Last i checked, Lithuania has 0 recovered, 1 sick, 0 kills. Denmark has 0 kills, 10 currently infected. That is accurate to what the Yas Forums list shows too.

So no, this list shows the total infected + kills. It doesn't show recoveries. What are you guys smoking?

I haven't seen anything for Michigan. I'm not even sure how many Asians we have, we do have quite a few Muslims so maybe some Iranian infections? I seen one Asian girl with a mask on at the doctor's office so... idk maybe she had it.

love you too user

I pissed on a mosque

Got a stupid stepmother that's flying back from Arizona this weekend. Gotta mask up now around her and my dad. Not happy.

Just add this soundtrack.
youtube.com/watch?v=2D_2RjdwUQQ

Reminder Singapore has 0 deaths.

0 fucking deaths. Rest of the world ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING TRYING

NO ONE ONE UPS ME

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based

thanks from a texan

Danke

you'd be better by making own filters. toilet paper, charcoal...

Coronachan is so fucking sexy. Something about that dangerousness. Like fucking a dragon.

When's the Houston Press Conference?

I'm actually fucking tempted...

china's rate of infections has slowed down to almost a halt, and new infections have been dwarfed by recoveries for an age now

it's over

based retard
his point was that it would look linear in log if it was explonential

Frend I'll remember to ask any surviors I meet if they were in the /cvg/ threads before the collapse.

>WHO says 80% of cases will spontaneously recover

ehh.... guys?

Community spread most likely. Expect them to announce more cases.

wtf is that???

>can't read a log scale

neck yourself

Our health officials said prayers and traditional herbs will protect us

If that turns into a Jew that's amazing.

Me and girlfriend are showing symptoms.
It was a decent run guys.

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lmao what

So this virus isn’t as harmful if ingested anywhere but the nose, the nasal cells are allowing it to access brain/CNS via olfactory nerves, good masks are a must

>heheh guys somehow we dont have an issue!!!xD
your country is too poor to do anything

UK GOVT ACCUSED OF COVERING UP NUMBERS

UK GOVT WILL ONLY REPORT NUMBERS ON A WEEKLY BASIS AND NHS WILL STOP REPORTING PAST 100 CASES

aren't you guys suicidal anyway?

In the press releases it states "that the dog has a low-level of infection and it is likely to be a case of human-to-animal transmission". So again, we're just lacking info on whether or not the dogs really are "infected", on the bright side they've not been showing any symptoms though. Sadly, this probably wouldn't stop people from culling them later on, once they learn that they can be a source of infection as well

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For now
You have many in long term hospital stay
You are a tiny sample size by virtue of being a tiny country anyway.and so not a good country to judge corona on

Shut up Manolo!

See the pattern?

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Tripfags should be used as test subjects to develop a vaccine

>Amerimutt education

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are the faggots i see post about how theyre getting shit for wearing their masks in public tubo manlets or somethin? im 6'6" and wear my shit all the time on public transit in a major city. people look but they dont say anything

>Still believes China
I'm but sure if you're just a schizo or a troll at this point. Either way, take your meds.

It's chicken soup, silly.

just do it lol

Don't you die on me you fucking faggot. We're all gonna make it, all the non-larpers, by their choices ended up here and were aware before all the retarded normies.

You better fucking survive this cunt, we'll drink beer when this shitshow is done.

>246563196
Source?

Source?

No, it can travel from your lungs to your brain
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

AHAHAHAHA WTF, you bought it right user? Holy shit I would've just for the comedic value

How long is this outbreak gonna last guys
I wanna know how long I have to sit indoors

He doesn't know

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Spontaneously combust their lungs

Eventually the bodies will pile up and there will be no hiding it. Then the riots start

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You dumbfuck pajeetwe have one of the most dense population in the world

order ab chao

Was the CDC lab subject to terrorism?

> Hasn't heard of Nyquil chicken
lol

Hey, it's not ready for today, user!
It will come in a while.

From the lungs to the brain, to the heart to the grave.. sing along with me kids!

How overweight I need to be to die from Corona in my early thirties?
A-asking for a friend.