/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1582

kek
you will die user, sooner or later. Might as well take it like a champ

THE I DON'T LIKE ANIME SHIT IS A THREAD SLIDING TACTIC
IT DERAILS THE THREAD WITH POINTLESS POSTS
PLEASE IGNORE

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5 hours.
Me.
Dead.

ttp://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/healthiest-countries/

>Italy ranked No. 2
Kek

Real thread

p...pl...plz take me im rdy

is this the place?

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good

>slightly sore throat with no other symptoms
am i kill?

The thread is this

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Gary if you’re reading this today is my birthday and if you could wish me a happy birthday in your shitpost it would make my day

How you holding up Britbros

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TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOME!

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Unironically a good chunk of the thread won't be alive by next year.
Unfortunately zoomers seem the most likely to survive.

>OMG AAAA ALL THE GGUBERMENTS AND EVERYONE ALL THE NURSES AND DOCTORS AND PEOPLE INFECTED AND NORMAL CITIZENS AND FAMILIES OF THOSE INFECTED ARE ALL LYING AAAAAAAA
>THE WORLD IS TOTALLY ENDING AND ONLY WE, HERE IN THESE THREADS CAN SEE IT AAAAA

Get a load of these fucking schizos.

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Corona virus is kind of bad but you guys are gay and faggoty

ITALY NUMBER ONE

it just gets worse and worse. what's going to happen to all the "recovered" people? New leper colonies?

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100%
digits confirm

THIS IS THE REAL THREAD YOU FUCKING SPERGS

7 is lucky number piotr, and now imagine two of them

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starting to clench, not gonna lie

>23:44: 3 new cases in Santa Clara County, California, United States.
California ded. In other news, leafs also ded.

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I WANT CORONA CHAN PUSSY!

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why did you orally pleasure colored gentlemen?

why did you suck off a nigger?

These dumb "post below is x" shitposts have to stop

why??

gooooood

Why...

>that image
The funniest part is it's from some chinese mobile game and now she's used as a persona for Corona-chan

i want corona-chan dick!

It's fucking coofy out here as of late. How about you?

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bakers quit fucking up the threads mods might as well make it a sticky ffs

NO

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I've joined the schizos. Pulled out of boxing today and all my friends think im weird, told my family to get food, they think im hysterical...

We should do a game, all red IDs die ITT

Will you help repopulate the earth if you survive?

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>tfw stacked up on energy bars but forgot to check the calorie count and they're only 90kcal
>fucking delicious though
is it worth saving them bros or can i indulge

How 'bout instead of being a filthy potato nigger you delete your thread once you've lost the race?

yeah its just flu

NEW PLAGUE SHIP
Location: San Francisco
Maximum Capacity: 3,750
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235358098505728003

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why did you suck off a nigger?

>>slightly sore throat with no other symptoms am i kill?
There are very few actual Irishmen. This makes you worth preserving. Yes the world will never be the same but those that do nothing for their own self preservation are by definition definitely doomed. Never give up, never give in, never lie down, never quit, never give up the fight, fight just for the sake of fighting because that is who we are and if we are not that then we are nothing. If we are all to die then let the last man to die be Irish.

Nuke China
Nuke Iran
Nuke Italy
Nuke California

Problem solved.

u did the right thing

3rd case in chile

>Another infected refused to self quarantine and went out infecting people

yknow, i'm really coming around to the idea that most humans are literally incapable of being trusted with freedom

youtube.com/watch?v=wI0kmlTxQY8

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Now that nothingburgerfags have gotten btfo in every direction, they have to to resort to this kind of tactic.

>Not peer reviewed
Nice try happening fag

>nuke italy
i suggest israel instead of us

Blind retard

the cruise line industry is never ever recovering after this is over

>8% of the Iranian parliament already infected

Hwat? Unironically the Jews did this.

suck my dick bitch

doesn't say that it inhibits further production of t cells. Nearly all illnesses lower T cell count and weaken them

Not with these digits

checked'd and disinfected
youtube.com/watch?v=bs56ygZplQA

how bad will it get?

Yeah but they all just said it's literally nothing for anyone under the age of 60. I just feel convinced by all the china videos that it's worse than that. I hope it either ends soon or starts soon one way or another so i have an answer.

ded country

There's nothing wrong with giving african americans fellatio!!!

STOP JUDGING HIM

nuke both

>Goverment cancels carnivals
>People go there anyway
>Today there was a new case and the guy was traveling with 50 more people
>Most of them are from a big city famous for it's carnival
>A lot of students from my uni went there.

How fucked am i?

apocalypse tier

Plague ships are everywhere.

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Bad year for Princess Cruises.

Not for long. Kek

amen

You might as well nuke the whole world because its too late to stop it

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You forgot South Korea

>after this is over
>implying

user...

nuke israel, sweden and germany instead?

lool this shit is probably gonna kill my grandparents. they have been on at least a dozen cruises over the years and my grandma even with all this news STILL buys and plans their next one. she is convinced its just a flu

nice knowin ya

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>how bad will it get?
bad

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>Hey there's an pandemic going on
>Lets go on a petri di- I mean cruise ship
Retards, F

you guys are spreading it too much, do something about it

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I'm thinking immediate future. That stuff is too horrific to think on atm
Scifi distopia

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glad you finally understand user better late then never

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Self-quarantine has proven to be a meme at this point. Better than nothing but it's so damn useless when one bored infected individual can just go out and fuck shit up for everybody else.

This is turning into the funniest happening ever.

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I don't have the link to it, but a highly in-depth simulation was run on an outbreak like this in October 2019. The resulting death toll was like 65 million or so.

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what's the situation in Chile you being so dramatic?

twitter.com/galeforcerob/status/1234491689395531776

strawpoll.me/19486513

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You can't kill me

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To be fair, Corona-Chan is a gentle mistress compared to what cruise ships have bred onboard historically.

Michigan bros WY@?

>325+ Cases being reviewed om February 23rd
>7 test come back negative
>few Michiganders released from quarantine after showing low risk
>Gov ((((whitmer)))) sets up multiple task forces in Lansing
>still no confirmed cases YET

when is SHingTF here? its still cold and winter

There's a third case here in Chile:
biobiochile.cl/noticias/nacional/chile/2020/03/04/confirman-tercer-caso-de-coronavirus-covid-19-en-chile-es-el-primero-en-la-region-metropolitana.shtml
>Infected is 56 years old, traveled to Italy among other countries
>Sent home, like the others, because they look fine
WHY ARE THEY SENDING THEM HOME?!

based

>dogs can carry coronavirus
>testicular damage
Stop spreading lies you fucking imbeciles

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Only worse. Then better. But worse, first.

No wonder its a fucking kraut. Explain yourself

Best Korea will take care of them

>How fucked am i?
why are u even asking not even fucking with u

Anywhere from billions dead to technological downgrade. A lot of horrific possibilities, but only time shall tell how they play out.

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god has a really good sense of humor user

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happy bday mate

>Scifi distopia
We were there before corona-chan came to our rescue.

She was a gun, now she's a virus.

CORONA CHAN WILL KILL US ALL!

CZECHEM

Yes, please.

There are very few actual Romanians. This is good news. Yes the world will never be the same without Romanians but those that do nothing for their own self preservation are by definition definitely doomed. Romanians give up, Romanians give in, Romanians lie down, Romanians quit, Romanians give up the fight, Romanians run away for the sake of running away because that is who they are and if they are not giving up and quitting then they are nothing. If we are all to die then let the first nation to die be Romania.

A very high percentage of infected, regardless of age, develop pneumonia. You don't want pneumonia:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8075633/First-British-victim-25-describes-coronavirus.html

low quality post
spam
flooding
Take your pick on the report
take your pic

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Corona Virus is in my neck of the woods. (Northern Beaches, Sydney) So far no information is available on the infected patient. Shoulda shut the borders In January. Globalism gonna get it's comeuppance.

>Some AIPAC conference attendees *may* have been in contact with a coronavirus patient, AIPAC says.
>Some AIPAC conference attendees *may* have been in contact with a coronavirus patient, AIPAC says.
>Some AIPAC conference attendees *may* have been in contact with a coronavirus patient, AIPAC says.
>Some AIPAC conference attendees *may* have been in contact with a coronavirus patient, AIPAC says.

Maybe I'm just a stingy Jew but I can stretch 2-3 rolls of toilet paper out over a year

user those are not lies dogs have tested positive and testicular damage is real according to one chink study

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how long till aussies are out of tp and have to literally shitpost?
cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-04-20-intl-hnk/h_8e88391428eb383ad40696158b7679d7

what's the possibilities of dying from this disease? I'll tell you; It's 0.0%-0.3% You happeningfags are so retarded you don't even have sense of reality realization anymore!

NEW: China's National Health Commission reports 139 new cases of coronavirus and 31 new deaths

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235361079498354694

>mobile.twitter.com/AIPAC/status/1235333245383987201
Tip top lel

youi're dead

People are retards, most cannot be trusted. Real redpill is the elites are right but their execution and endgame is total shit.

Where at? Brazil?

Happening over?

Checked
Also did some prepping frens, hope you're all safe, R8 my DEENZ

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Take me corona chan

Give us answers alien man

>unreliable test kits
>false negative results
>later turned out to be positive
>see this article
>tfw you realize that the CDC may have "accidentally" infected thousands of people with the Coronavirus in other countries

web.archive.org/save/https://www.axios.com/cdc-lab-coronavirus-contaminated-6dc9726d-dea3-423f-b5ad-eb7b1e44c2e2.html

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