/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1582

>NEWS
It's unironically a nothing burger
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>RESEARCH
It's unironically a nothing burger
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>REMINDER
It's unironically a nothing burger
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>DETECTED CASES
► Detected: 95,066 ► Died: 3,253

>LATEST CASES
22:28: First case in Slovenia. Patient traveled from Morocco via Italy.
21:00: 1 new case in Chile. Patient visited several countries in Europe, including Italy.
22:10: 1 new case in the Czech Republic.
20:54: 4 new cases in Ireland.
20:53: 10 new cases in Iceland.
20:52: 9 new cases in Algeria.
20:51: 17 new cases in Sweden.
20:50: 5 new cases in Westchester County, New York.
20:44: 11 new cases in Switzerland.

>MORE
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fuck niggers lol

It's a nothing burger, you stupid abo-fucking potatonigger.

why dont you bomb it

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onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728
Explain that to me please, thanks nigger.

Flu kills more every year

Gary if you’re reading this it’s my birthday and if you could wish me a happy birthday in your shitpost it would make my day

>slightly sore throat no other symptoms
am i fucked?

>OMG AAAA ALL THE GGUBERMENTS AND EVERYONE ALL THE NURSES AND DOCTORS AND PEOPLE INFECTED AND NORMAL CITIZENS AND FAMILIES OF THOSE INFECTED ARE ALL LYING AAAAAAAA
>THE WORLD IS TOTALLY ENDING AND ONLY WE, HERE IN THESE THREADS CAN SEE IT AAAAA

Get a load of these fucking schizos

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Real thread with updated news and figures:

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REAL THREAD:
>REAL THREAD:

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Fucking thread splitter
Mutt user does a good job when argie bro is gone
Real thread

>>slightly sore throat no other symptomsam i fucked?
There are very few actual Irishmen. This makes you worth preserving. Yes the world will never be the same but those that do nothing for their own self preservation are by definition definitely doomed. Never give up, never give in, never lie down, never quit, never give up the fight, fight just for the sake of fighting because that is who we are and if we are not that then we are nothing. If we are all to die then let the last man to die be Irish.

What a scumbag

Real thread

suck my dick you anti-white kikes

Anyone has dates and numbers of people infected and dead in just italy itself? it seems the most consistent case with what would happen in a normal country

in for based Duke

Never thought I'd see a Memoirs of an Invisible Man meme here. Based.

In a few days Metokur will do another livestream where he fake-laughs for hours and giggles with glee over how another handful of deaths means humanity is doomed and you're stupid for not seeing it.

Based nipper

god bless david duke. i wish he was my grandpa.

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life as we know it will be changed forever. we will look back into the pre-virus era. Im literally crying right now bois. It's over.

Why is he so weird looking

david duke's a redneck faggot

youre weird looking you brazilian 19.723645% face

and you are a kike.

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>262 cases
>2 in serous condition
>0 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

WTF i love nothingburgers now

even then, the fag's rhetoric is virtually impossible to find due to censorship

I got to go to his house when I was younger. He was a pretty nice guy

Nice meme, you subhuman, nigger blooded jew.

Go suck a bloody, mutilated baby dick... again.

>It's unironically a nothing burger

Someone bluepill me on why Masks=Bad again

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Laowhy's little coofer a cute

Doctors need them so they don't get infected. You don't need one because you aren't important and they want you to die.

It keeps the goyim in control of their fate. Only the chosen should get to choose, goy!

Anyone have that webmd of the italian doctor talk about how iit effects a range of ages.. posted this morning 1

The reason according to the senate hearing is because the total stock in US is only 30 million.. So yah what else do you want them to tell us.. we dont have enough

She's not wearing that mask properly. Top strap should wrap around the crown area

despite everyone and their retarded uncle knowing that masks would be in short supply during a pandemic, we did not save enough tax payer's money for public healthcare to provide all soldiers, medics, and infected with a mask, so now you are the bad one for wearing them and preparing like a sane risk-aware adult.

Also, since in a month everyone will be wearing them, the few that don't have a mask, but see everyone around them comfy with a mask, will flip their shit, go to the hardware store to buy, dont find any masks, and get really really stressed out.

Also, since health officials think the general public is dumb as shit, and can not properly fit or dispose of a mask, they are afraid that we will choke ourselves to death, or lick the outside of the mask when disposing of them, insta-killing ourselves.

Also, as long as the news can shoot pictures of people on the streets with masks on, they wont have to use that stupid artist rendering of the red coronavirus anymore, but can use real-life pictures, and this will keep this nut sandwich in the news for as long as there is a non-Asian autist wearing these in public. This is bad for the economy and for panicking plebs.

Also, they want you to get infected, so they can give you mandatory vaccination, because right now every Christian soccer mom is like: fuck that shit, I aint taking the mark of the beast just yet, but soon everyone will be so scared of getting it, that they could inject you with bat soup and you would not complain.

>retarded potato nigger
your shitty island is fucked, learn to swim. also sage in all

Hello jidf.

Most of us know how to swim.
Also 37% of AmeriCOONS won't drink corona beer now.
Because it has the same name as corona virus lel
Maybe know the difference between a virus and a tasty beer fren

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RED BLOODED MURICAN

Mohommed bin Zayad Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi is in cleveland with Coronavirus.. Anyone have a source?

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I talked to a family member that works in a hospital last night, and she's oblivious to all the incidents that are cropping up. She gave me the line of "the flu is worse". I just played along because it's not like I can make her quit her job

any confirmed white deaths?

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Im on the front lines right now in greater king country.
Pretty fucked to be honest , so ill just go about like normal, i legitimately wouldn't be suprised if i already have it. If so, im going to blow my life savings on a big ass nurgle tattoo
>wife works at the mall and takes public transport
>i work in a factory, but i also work in a gas staion where i see many different people every day

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Just dropping in to say fuck niggers, likes, knackers and travellers.

Gayvid Duke.

The Movement: only likes to recruit little boys for one reason.

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Based user.

human garbage

PSA: Don't buy handsanatizer! The doctors are trying to get their hands on them, and you don't need it. Just wipe your hands on the wall.

Ill be honest with you bros. Im starting to get a bit burnt out by this happening.

In the beginning, there was so much secrecy and mysteriousness about this happening. The crazy videos coming out of China and the sheer amount of action they took made for one of the best months of happening in my life.

But now it just doesnt have the same feel, is that social media programming getting to me? Its being blasted on all airwaves to relax everything is fine. There just doesnt seem to be as much mysteriousness anymore and im losing interest.

Feels bad man

Okay heres a simple explanation: its a nothingburger and spamming incredibly dubious chink “studies” that you only read the headline of doesnt help your case

She sounds like less of a pussy than you

the mysteriousness that remains is whether the CFR is 3.4%, 20%, 50% or goddamn 99.9% due to multiple weapons-grade factors, and whether the world gets better after. Also, there's gonna be a lot of whodunit documentaries popping up around this eventually, I wager, short of total collapse.

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There is no mystery, because we are aware of the nature of our future.

concern troll

>tasty
I'm not sure you know the difference between the virus and the beer now.

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