AMERICAN AND EUROPE PHAGGOTS, YOU GUYS ARE LUCKY THAT YOU FUCKERS HAVE GOOD AND TOP TIER HOSPITALS AND DOCTORS, BUT HERE IN BRAZIL...NAH. THE SAME TIME THAT CORONACHAN WAS KILLING CHING CHONGS, THE CARNIVAL HERE ON THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY DIDN'T STOP. THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT SHOULD HAVE CANCELED THIS SHIT...BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE BOLSONARO ALREADY IT'S ONE OF (((THEM))) SOME ASSHOLE JUST CAME FROM ITALY TO SAO PAULO, AND THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER JUST INFECTED, INDIRECTLY, 41.000 MOTHERFUCKERS. ALSO, NOBODY HERE IS GIVING A FUCK ABOUT COVID19, I HOPE I SURVIVE AND ALL THESE UNAWARE FAGGOTS DIE, EVERYONE HERE JUST WANNA KNOW ABOUT PORN, SOCCER, BARBECUE, FAP AND MEMES. NOBODY HERE IS USING MASKS. WE ARE SO FUCKING DOOMED TO DEATH.
THE OUTBREAK DOESN'T EVEN STARTED AND I ALREADY HEAR 4 HELICOPTERS HERE IN PORTO ALEGRE. PORTO ALEGREFAGS, HOW IS YOUR SITUATION ? I'M SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT BUYING A 9mm WITH THE TROMBADINHAS HERE ON THE FAVELA, BECAUSE IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL THIS FUCKING CITY BECOME A FUCKING BATTLE ROYALE FOR FOOD, SUPPLIES, CLOTHES, MASKS AND PILLS.
AND THE WORST PART COMES HERE, I JUST GOT AN EXCLUSIVE AND SECRET AUDIO FROM PEOPLE FROM FORTALEZA - CEARÁ, AND THE SITUATION IS GONNA BLOW IN THE NEXT 15 DAYS. THE AUDIO WAS MADE BY A WOMAN THAT SAID HORRIFYNG THINGS, (youtube.com/watch?v=Ijzf0PCrLdk) I'M GONNA TRANSLATE THE AUDIO, IT SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THIS : "HEY MARA, GOOD AFTERNOON, DOCTOR EDSON JUST CAME HERE TO GET A HAIRCUT AT OUR SALLOON AND HE SAID THAT ONE OF THE TOP HOSPITALS IN FORTALEZA ALREADY HAVE CASES OF COVID19, BUT...THE HOSPITAL IS HIDING THIS INFORMATION FOR PEOPLE DON'T PANIC." ...DO I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING MORE ?
Lmao did you check if there are any disposable respirators on the market anymore? thank god i have some because there are only the shitty ones with a reasonable price, the standard 3m ones are over 1000% in price each before the carnival. Some people are capitalizing the fear to make a lot of money right now.
Aaron Robinson
doesnt matter how good your healthcare system is if it gets overrun
america has about 6 ICU beds per 100,000 people and that is nowhere near enough to handle what is coming
everywhere in the world is equally as fucked except for china
china is actually the most able to handle this as they can take draconian measures like welding people into their homes and locking down entire provinces
Hunter Wood
Wait dude, there are no cases of corona in Porto Alegre, the fuck are you talking about?
Are you fucking dumb, macaco ? Did you even read my post ? The media and the HOSPITALS are HIDING information about how many people actually have the COVID19. And in the metros, bus, schools, restaurants, EVERYBODY is doing things that will contribute to the spread of COVID. And don't remember, phaggot, the time of incubation of the virus can hit 40 days. At least 250.000 brazilians already have the viruses on theirselves and they will start COOFING sooner. And the exams ? They are ALL fake. Our hospitals can test a nigger today, and the exam says "negative" and the nigger goes to another hospital, and the exams says "positive", are you ready for the apocalypse ? WE. ARE. FUCKED.
Luke Diaz
I Have 5 PFF2 masks at the moment, but the masks are NOT enough to prevent you to get infected.
Zachary Cooper
>..DO I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING MORE ? Doc is le Chad Alarmist, kek.
Isaac Torres
Get the fuck out of the city, you are not going to survive with a shitty 9mm
Bentley Butler
>WE. ARE. FUCKED. Please do tell me how Porto Alegre being wiped out is something negative in any way. That place is genuinely hell, user. You're a demon too if you live there.
Have fun dying nigger.
Liam Smith
too late lol, i have prepped in january, been following this since the exact time they closed wuhan, this are about to get gloomy i expect total madness here in Brazil
Jason Kelly
LMAO, THANKS FOR THE HELP, PHAGGOT
Julian Price
stay strong monkey user get away from people as high as you can
Jack Nelson
CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR FAGGOTS
Michael Smith
Return to christ brother, god loves you and wants you to be happy. The bible is real and you can prove it to yourself if you go out searching.
Search for a personal relationship with god and everything else will be given, don't listen to these idiots who preach but do not know. The bible is simple. The gospel is simple.
You must acknowledge in your heart that Jesus died for your sins. That is all.
You should strive to know god better, its a give and take relationship. God already loves you but you must love god. His word gives you evidence of his love. Read the bible as if it was written to you personally. He wants you to live but you have to live by his rules and not satans. God loves what is good and this world was corrupted by satan into the opposite.
ABC's of Salvation....
Admit you are a sinner in need of a savior.
Believe in the finished redemptive work of Jesus Christ on the cross alone for the remission of all your sins (past, present and future) and eternal life!
Call on the name of the Lord. ("All who call on the name of the Lord will be saved." Romans 10:13)
"I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father but through me." (John 14:6)
"When you declare with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart God raised Him from the dead you will be saved. For with the heart man believes and is justified and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." ( Romans 10:9-10)
"For it is by grace you are saved through faith. It is not your own doing. It is the FREE gift of God. Not by works lest any man boast." (Ephesians 2:8-9)
You do not want to be left behind during the great tribulation. The current happenings are only a taste of what is soon to come with gods wrath.
Oliver Hill
Yup, i myself am using pff3 but i would also recomend using a surgical mask behind the respirator and something to protect your eyes, and be mindful if you leave home. Talking about Brazil, anyone here remember anything about that government employee from Brazil when the Coronavirus started?
Jordan Morgan
coronavirus outbreak*
Jacob Anderson
take a boat to an island. the falklands are probably safe.
Brayden Garcia
Damn, i remember a post from a yankee saying that brazil is gonna have 15% fatality rate when the winter comes
Daniel Johnson
Glub Glub
Jace Nelson
That's fucking bananas!
Tyler Carter
THERE IS NO PREPARATION user, WHEN SHTF YOU ARE GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT A SACK OF LOOT, GTFO ASAP
Zachary Morgan
Bananas yo
Robert Jackson
all employees are phaggots, they will only say ''just wash your hands, it's just a flu, bro, xd'' but...a guy that works on a hospital said on 55chan.org said that niggers already died of COVID, but the hospitals faked the news saying that was just a ''flu death.'' and well, in this reply, i am not talking about the fortaleza events, this shit that i am talking about, happened in Teresópolis - RJ
Christopher Perez
HEY thats my idea... Damit, but instead of a boat i have a bike, Also the patagonia is a good choice if you want to be inawoods
Matthew Morgan
time to live on the monte from now on, south america will be worse than africa after this.
Ayden Taylor
There is this one, but there was another one from the ministry of health that they had info about the covid and it was a virus that was different from everything that they had seen before, and that the US had a way to resolve wuhan, goddamnit should have printed it. He had even shown evidence that he was an employee there.
Jason Bell
Carnival attending Chads vs panicking shut-in virgins
whoa whoa, you have universal healthcare there. Everything will be fine user
Jack Collins
That flu is gonna kill us you fag
Elijah Scott
Tá com medo? TÁ COM MEDO, PETISTA SAFADA?
Angel Bell
It's easy to say that as an american, people here on brazil catch a cold and they die on the hospital. Just imagine our hospitals at a pandemic. Universal healthcare = my balls. Medics here play on computer to avoid talking to patients.
Daniel Murphy
Kek
Justin Phillips
Sim, eu não ironicamente to MORRENDO de medo, CARALHO, e tu ? não tá ? phaggot do caralho.
Fuck Porto Alegre. If aids didn't kill you, now corona will finish the job.
Xavier Hill
I live in the same shit country, but i'm from south, if you're not a europe descendent (South Italy, Germany, Poland) just kill yourself nigger. Have a good night.
Samuel Russell
Remember, china eats pets and bats
Brazilians also eats pets(in rare cases) but instead of bats, the eat soup of monkey so...
Kayden Gutierrez
vai se foder, desgraçado, na vida real eu sou pardo. Mas...o meu pai é um meio-termo entre pardo e negro (mãe negra e pai branquelo) além da minha mãe ser 100% branca, o quão fudido estou ??
Aiden Richardson
I'm sure all kinds of crazy shit happens in the Amazon forest/state, but that's 2% of our population and thus not representative.
Kek, better luck next life.
Levi Gray
Muito seu pretinho sujo
Parker Flores
Yas Forums non was staying if covid-19 hits brazil bat colonies and mutates its an actual happening and not just spanish flu level happening
def get a gun user lol. probably two
Jonathan Nelson
I have preps, that i had made from the last month. And I told you to do preps, but you cotistas hadn't listened.
Christian Jones
CHUPEM MINHAS BOLAS PARDAS
Cooper Lopez
Maybe...anyway,good luck pal
Angel Adams
I saw that info in a post with a JFK image
Liam Perry
>minha mãe ser 100% branca isso nao existe no brasil, macaco.
Dominic Nguyen
Tá fodido não, agora canta um pagodinho aí pra gente...kek.
Adam Edwards
pardo pardo pardo pardo pardo pardo
Daniel Allen
>macaco OP ruins his own thread with schizo caps lock ramblings instead of just cutting to the chase just nigger things
Asher Phillips
kek.. brown people
Hudson Diaz
Thanks user, I'll try to survive. God knows they'll need all the white people they can get to rebuild this shit.
Gotta disagree user, I'm so white (with multiple rare/European characteristics) every now and then people ask where I come from.
Austin Wilson
GUYS...I'M TRYING TO CONVINCE MY 67yo DAD THAT CORONA IS GONNA REAP ELDERS AND IT'S A LAB MADE DEADLY VIRUS, BUT, MY DAD IS A BLUEPILLED DUDE WHO UNIRONICALLY BELIEVES IN THE MEDIA, AND SAYS THAT HERE IN BRAZIL, WE HAVE TOP MEDICS, BUT SHITTY HOSPITALS. WHAT I CAN DO SO I CAN CONVINCE HIM ? HE IS EVEN THINKING ON TRAVELLING TO THE BEACH ON THE NEXT WEEKS, BUT I WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE HIM DON'T TRAVEL, AND I'M GONNA PROTECT MY DAD AT EVERY COST...JESUS MY HEART IS FAST AF RN.
