/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1581

Kill everything! KILL THEM ALL!

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My mother has come home sick the past 2 days, she says it's just a sinus infection but she sounds like she's fucking dying. She says she has no fever, but she sounds incredibly congested and her voice is super hoarse, like you can hear the fluid rattling around in her voice. Could this be corona? We're in GA - was just spread here.

that's it, I am going to stock up on food tomorrow

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Everybody who replies to this comment dies of corona-chan.

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This.
It's really cringe not gonna lie

fuck off

call amberlamps

oh god why mayte

Anime is the powerhouse of the Yas Forums, newfag

Was it good?

Infect people.
Coof on rails and elevator buttons.
Coof in supermarkets.
Bring it all down.

4 new cases in the US

THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.

>COVID-19 infects via the ACEII infection vector like SARS
>20 years and still no vaccine
>COVID-19 also infects via the furin protein like HIV/Ebola
>more than 50 years of research and still no vaccine
We are on a level of fucked that has never before been seen.

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Check this out, guys. The future is B R I G H T

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You thought everybody was joking around when China locked down a tenth of the human population or something? Come on, Hans...

we all know that, I think even the nothing burgers know that one

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even worse cringe
yikes

imagine being a newfag in 2020

>I got the virus i have all the symptoms
>What should I do?
>Utah boy here

'Make Peace' with all your enemies and people you hate by shaking their hands, hugging and kissing them.

>coronavirus kills off old people and solves the housing crisis
Honestly is there anything coronavirus can't do.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8075693/Flybe-planes-impounded-UK-airports-amid-fears-ailing-airline-collapsed.html

Corona chan just claimed a british airline

watch some medfag develop some gay vaccine and ruin the happening and apocalypse.

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Lads I have trouble breathing
Might just be a panic attack, never had one of those before
I don't want this happening anymore

When is Yas Forums going to have a sticky to list all the recipes and help you faggots use up your prep food?

Nothingburger.

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Do you even know where you are?

kek

And there wont be a vaccine for this one either

>doesn't have coronavirus
>gets inspected for coronavirus
>now has coronavirus
heh nothing personnel laowai

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spread it

>uncle whomst i live with told me his boomer co-workers are planning a bunch of holiday trips through out the following weeks
What the fuck,
why are these retards going on holidays in fucking febuary in the middle of a global pandemic that affects them the most. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

>Honestly is there anything coronavirus can't do.

Solves high unemployment too.

dumb fucker, you just add water.

Texas is next

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Probably a good chance that it doesn't even cause illness. Look up House of Numbers on YouTube where there is no evidence HIV causes AIDS

Look at how it spread in china, they only slowed it by martial law lockdowns and welding people in their own homes.
No way that'll fly in the first world.
Coofers roam free and flex their rights on everyones immune systems.

I think it's safe to assume that hygiene and medical care in general has improved over the last 102 years.

Actually Based

why on earth would you do that, you know they can't pay you

Guys, March 5th just flew over my house

>site made with anime in mind, copied 2ch
>diversifies with various different boards
>moot sucks dick and sells it to Hiroyuki
>site's literally Japanese for years now
The fuck do you mean stop anime shit? Fuck off.

Reminder some big retard like me is coming for your stash and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>vaccine
>for a coronavirus family
lel, there's a reason none of the other coronaviruses got vaccines

>Lads I have trouble breathing
>Might just be a panic attack, never had one of those before
>I don't want this happening anymore

Relax, make yourself a cup of tea and watch something funny.

denial

Italy has 107 dead, 28 died overnight, update the general

Lurk 13 years before posting

nothingburger

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if quints, all of this board will die of Corona

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Probably a good chance that it doesn't even cause illness. Look up House of Numbers on YouTube where there is no evidence HIV causes AIDS

We need to call this virus what it is, not the disease it causes. SARS-CoV-2 is the only thing that gets across what this IS

>Look at how it spread in china, they only slowed it by martial law lockdowns and welding people in their own homes.
>No way that'll fly in the first world.

You wanna bet there mate....

Also check these digits out nerds. It's a nothing burger. Except in Israel.

If HIV doesn't cause AIDS, what does?

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>the gospel says the white horseman of pestilence and disease will wear a crown
>corona in coronavirus means crown because the viruses look like they are wearing crowns under the microscope
>he also comes with a bow
>this virus is airborne

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HOUSTON CASES IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS

khou.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/houston-health-department-laboratory-conducts-local-covid-19-testing/285-dd1dffca-02e4-434b-b614-0183602ac094

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>Reminder some big retard like me is coming for your stash and there's nothing you can do about it.

Except warn you that if you step onto the property that theres a supersquirter full of infected spit.

You've got it too.
Tickle in the throat, builds to horrible sore throat and dry cough, headaches.
Eventually you'll bring up yellow phlegm in small amounts, then larger amounts.
Your lungs will feel like they have sand in them, shortness of breath.

trips

Reminder that you will die out there and be killed by me or someone else.

I have enough cow in the freezer to eat burgers for the first thirty days

WTF IS THIS?
twitter.com/StrangestMp4/status/1234991590759776257

Also must read.
apnews.com/3a960a3bcb0d2498cd337c5cd7daf3ee

i can shoot you first. lol you'd make nice steaks.

Congressman Matt Gaetz is wearing a gas mask at the US House of Representatives.

IT'S GETTING REALLY BAD GUYS

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Been current event posting. Just checked temp. 102. Back of eyes hurt when I look towards peripherals. People I live with travel for work but I NEET. Everyone in house coofing.
>spreader perk activated.

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My entire family has a respiratory infection. I know those feels.
We don't have any of the other symptoms but every cough makes me think.

...

Good luck, after you're done trying I'll have about 100 lb more meat in my freezer, from the looks of it!

Even Xi only uses a surgical mask.

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>+3 unconfirmed cases in West Virginia, WV

wsaz.com/content/news/Three-patient-cases-in-WVa-sent-to-the-CDC-for-testing-568493321.html

well, the mortality rate is not horrible but I saw the shelves going pretty light today so I have changed my mind.
I am just following the trend, I know there are a lot of pioneers here

I use that with the plebs but here she is Corona-chan. Ok fair enough Corona-chan has slipped out a few times and I will often address use she when I talk about the virus.
People may be worried about me but I don't care
>gobbles down more ascorbate

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Nothing. Aids is fake.

I'm not scared bug

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Step 1) Travel to South Korea/Iran
Step 2) Go to the shopping malls, and public transportation and find someone passed out, but alive.
Step 3) Give them mouth to mouth resuscitation, enthusiastically, and try to breathe in as much of their breath as possible.
Step 4) Congratulations you fucking autistic asshole, you now have Airborne AIDS. In 2-24 days you'll be dead.

You're disgusting, why did you do it? Did you think it would make you immune?

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Stop normie shit

What happens here?

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bro...

Don't believe their lies, this virus has been shown to last for up to 28 days in the right conditions.

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N-n-n-no.

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Of course. Xi's dead, that's a double.

>OMG AAAA ALL THE GGUBERMENTS AND EVERYONE ALL THE NURSES AND DOCTORS AND PEOPLE INFECTED AND NORMAL CITIZENS AND FAMILIES OF THOSE INFECTED ARE ALL LYING AAAAAAAA
>THE WORLD IS TOTALLY ENDING AND ONLY WE, HERE IN THESE THREADS CAN SEE IT AAAAA

Get a load of these fucking schizos

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Lifestyle choices (being a partying fag etc.) or serious malnutrition (Africa). The guy who won the Nobel prize for the PCR technique could not find any paper including the original one that connected HIV with AIDS. It just became big business.

>Solves high unemployment too.
most likely it will force people into smaller communities as well. and globalism is pretty much dead after this.

Fuck it's closing in on the Midwest

>3 ((SUSPECTED)) Cases in WV, USA.
>Results back in 5-10 Days
wsaz.com/content/news/Three-patient-cases-in-WVa-sent-to-the-CDC-for-testing-568493321.html?fbclid=IwAR3eT2Jc1Cv1MM_AiXdkx77_oVjtStd8zaH7x7PxWZAv2hrx1Ns9DXoXA9U

TAKE ME HOME

Reminder that NYC is fucked
twitter.com/i/status/1234947852624891904

If you get the virus, what will you do?

I'll coof all over my hand and then, without using that hand for anything, go to my local grocery store and browse the veggies and fruits (I'll check the texture of all the fruits with my hand). The best way to contaminate and spread the virus as much as possible would be without any coofing in public, so this seems like the best option. I used to be a smoker and I'm good at keeping myself from coofin

Once I feel I'll have contaminated enough produce, I'm going to mass chargeback all my healthcare payments and then I don't know actually know what I'll do with the money fuck

I also have a doctor appointment in a big hospital near the end of March which is perfect timing. Either I'll catch it before that and can spread it around in the hospital, or I'll be pretty much guaranteed to catch it in the hospital

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goddamnit
i can't even laugh at trump memes anymore after seeing this charade

/ck/ is down the hall and to the left.

The first hosemen is Conquest. It was changed to Pestilence later.

This is what boomers DO, blissful denial is their lifestyle

go back to your nfl and bypass burger.

Anyanone got the iranian twotter link of the pile of bodybags?

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Because the Aussie government is absolutely useless when it comes to doing things that aren't advertising.

Based

Also that woman is really hot

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First day?

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TEXAS BETTER GO BIG OR GO HOME

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Kike confirmed

roll

>bolt gun
>empty plate carrier
jej at least get an autoloader if you're going to be raiding

Back to glp fag COOF COOF

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Presumptive positive means its positive but needs to go through the CDC. Generally they only get sent to CDC when presumptive positive

having to listen to idiots ike the two before me

Corona is another false flag Even Yas Forums fell for it.

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When is this going to start Shoah'ing PNW hipster god this is soooooooo BORING!

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the pro move is to get a spray bottle full of warm water, cough and hack up phlegm into it, then go around with a high visibility vest "disinfecting" every doorknob in public

I will coof on paper currency and purchase things at the WalMart in the hood :DDDD

>most likely it will force people into smaller communities as well. and globalism is pretty much dead after this.

Totally agreed and your trips prove it...

A) If you REALLY want COVID-19 you will spend the money to take a flight to Iran or South Korea. If you can't get a direct flight, you can fly to adjacent countries with open borders.

B) You will be able to get into the hospitals there, I would recommend sitting in the hospital, and breathing deeply on purpose all day long. Bring a backpack, and bring 3 meals - sit there for at least 24 hours, sit next to as many visibly sick pneumonia patients as possible, and have conversations with them. Encourage them to take their mask off when they talk to you.

C) Faggot now has COVID-19.

You're both giant fucking faggots and need to get out of here and then kill yourselves.
Thank you.

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Panic attack will make you light headed. Sit down, put your head between and deep breathe.
Chant something calming. A childhood song, theme to a TV show, a simple prayer.
It will pass.

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her panties are actually the filter

you know that over 9000 is a meme right?
not an aspiration for the amount of times you post the same shit
so to recap the coming responses
>noodle arms
>bolt action rifle you dumb faggot
>move out of grandmas house
>you faggot

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OH SHEEIT I CANT XI

Lmao you wouldn't get close

No.

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pollution also has

Not unless I beat corona with these

You’ve never been the brightest, aren’t you

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has italy brough doom upon the EU?

holy shit lmao based and schizopilled

of course he does. it's easier to facial match a double if you only have to do half the face.

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Why are normies downplaying the virus so much? “It’s just a flu” “Only old people should worry” “Let’s go downtown where a bunch of people are for the food fest”

Whew, boy

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Sucking for mercy won’t save you.

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Nope she’s okay. Corona is lower respiratory not upper respiratory

We are pretty spot on about this thing
youtu.be/tITHOSH6Nl8

don’t volunteer at a soup kitchen or go to a public pool.

It will only be to their detriment.

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Do I really need to buy a bunch of water when I have a Lifestraw and live 1k from a river?

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>Austin TX
>friends roommate says doctors told her she has all the symptoms of coronavirus
>has a boyfriend who just came back from the middle east
>rode next to a chinese person an a plane from nebraska (saw his passport)
>Gets told there’s no testing facilities in Austin
She doesn’t even give a fuck, goes out almost every night.

Checked and true. Imagine the smell.

Realistically? It depends on the symptoms. If it feels like a managable cold or flu, I'd just chill, instead of going into mandatory quarantine, getting poked, observed, reported on, etc... Fuck that shit. I'd call an ambulance if it got severe. Not that I'd receive any kind of better treatment in a hospital. It would be a more stressful environment. I'd be forced to eat whatever they gave me and I'd have to stay there for 2 weeks or more until I recover, unless I horribly die. The only reason you go to a hospital, if you're in an actual life threatening situation, can't breathe, etc... Many people manage it and recover just fine.

You were already full of Corona France, you just didn't care until recently.

Now is whities tidies turn. Them chinks gonna hike up numbers like left nuts.

A perfect use for my money, I might do that

Coronavirus in Colorado when

If you negotiate the minefield in the drive
And beat the dogs and cheat the cold electronic eyes
And if you make it past the shotgun in the hall
Dial the combination, open the priest hole
And if I'm in I'll tell you (what's behind the wall)

dodged a bullet there

didn't work, we love those mems though keep em coming

They are in the violent opposition phase right now soon they will accept the truth but by then it's too late.

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meds schizo

This scares the newfag

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Baste

>Why are those that live in a permanent state of delusion, delusional?

Quit sugar coating it user
Give it to me straight
What's the real deal?

4 new cases in Ireland are a cluster that flew from Italy. Thank you based Italy.

Wtf are you talking about? If you have HIV then AIDS is literally any complication caused by an illness that threatens your life. Even the common cold is technically AIDS if you have HIV/

I would go straight to parliament and every political gathering I could before I collapse and die and try to infect every single leftist politician I can as well as greatest ally conservatives, then just go to all leftist/immigrant events. If you get sick you carry a legitimate bio weapon. Use it for good use it to build a better future.

Explain this

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

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>be me
>get convinced by nothingburgers that this is nothing
>tfw first infected show up in my town
>tfw they had all day to interact with people
>tfw didn't prep
>tfw can't find the appropriate masks and hand santizers
REEEEEEEEEEEE

I have my plates in it. I don't think I'm that big that you can't tell. Must be the perspective of the photo. Lvl 4 ceramics.

A SARS vaccine was studied in depth in 2005 but they had no further funding funny enough in 2014 they asked for funding saying its urgently needed to safe guard against a future pandemic

TL;DR
muh free market killed us all because the vaccine wasn't profitable

If you're a fucking pleb cannot afford to fly to Iran or South Korea, you will need to wait until NYC has people collapsing on the street. The best way to make it look like you are trying to help, when your true goal is to get infected, is to give mouth to mouth resuscitation to collapsed COVID-19 people in a major city.

Once you give mouth-to-mouth, your chance of infection is approximately 85%. Avoid loved ones, and people you care about deeply - your fate is sealed you crazy faggot.

Look at this. I gathered the infected and death counts for Italy and South Korea, and made a best fit on the data for the last 10 days. Seems that both counts look like an exponential function.
For Italy, it looks like the death count line has the same slope as the infected count line, it's like it happens after a 13 day delay.
For South Korea, the death count line slope is only at 60% of the infected count line.
Is there anything in this data that can help in finding the mortality rate? In the case of Italy, it might give the impression it has a 100% mortality, which happens after 13 days.

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got the webm here but not the link atm

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Reminder that the fatality rate in the United States currently comes out to 7.2%

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Austin is the worst part of this state. I hope it explodes there before anywhere else here.

Hey dickhead why your local store?
Why not go to on of those lovley ethnic foods places that serve African and ME food?

And while your at it visit a synagogue too!

You really want to haul water 1km every day or go down and slurp the river with your straw whenever you need a drink? Get water barrels, dude.

My friend's mom won't listen to any of our warnings and she won't let us take care of her dog for a while. She's 70 and a smoker and a health worker. When she gets sick and dies a sweet dog that I've dogsat many times is going to starve next to her corpse and there's nothing I can do about it. The state of things makes me want to eat a bullet right now. I haven't felt this way in years. Innocent pets don't deserve to suffer.

You are already dead mate

the average American does not need a mask.
the mode American does not need a mask.
A mask will not protect you. It will make you sick.
Doctors and the elite need masks!!!

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Because the modern world lives in unparalleled safety and prosperity and can't even consider the idea that their way of like could be threatened

No, I don't think I will.

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i don't know if i agree. i don't think anyone else could keep it running as smoothly as he is, controlled chaos and all. there haven't been much in the way of leaks or any kind of power vacuum/political struggle

Really depends on the river.
Some rivers you can literally drink straight out of and others are not safe even after distilling.

Don't ruin my fun. I haven't taken new pictures yet to continue.
90% of these threads is spam anyway I post like once a day.

We don't go to Reddit and say, "stop with the cucked faggotry," why do they come here and dunk on us?

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or you could buy a barrel and fill it with drinkable first world tap water while it's still working

Alright let's test the power of meme magic, there's no fucking way I get digits on this post. Tings will be catastrophically bad

>then kill yourselves
It is true that anime is gay as shit and 95% of it is total crap.

This is Yas Forums, not Yas Forums

Fake as fuck

If this virus has ADE we are all fucked because a vaccine is impossible and immunity irrelevant. You'll keep getting sick until you die because your immune system runs out.

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What if this proves to be like ebola where if you wait too long for treatment you're utterly fucked

I'm absolutely not encouraging anyone to go anywhere near a healthcare facility right now, just trying to plan

Sexualising an actual disease is the highest expression of mental illness. Worse than being a tranny, a schizo or a jew.

no lies detected

Why don't we soon have a general for anons that have it? You just know deaths and possible reinfection will be hidden. The data we can gather from them would be essential, and once again we'd be weeks ahead on incompetent government faggots.

>It does something that is very common among viruses
What am I supposed to explain here?

strawpoll.me/19486513

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You have no idea how many there already are chief. I think they are not publicizing to not to be "the first"

>If you have HIV then AIDS is literally any complication caused by an illness that threatens your life.
AIDS = Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
That means that the HIV virus has invaded your immune system and instead of protecting you it's producing more virus.
What you wrote is the most uninformed bullshit I've read since the last thread.

Just ask her to check in with you every 2-3 days. If you don't hear from her, go by or ask the police to do a wellness check.

Are children less likely to contract corona-chan, is it less serious infection in children? My wife called me to tell me im too worried because her aunt(mississippi redneck who lives with parents at 60y/o) told her children are not as suceptible to it,and the cases are not sever.
So,please Yas Forums, is my 8month old daughter less likely to get it, and/or will it be less severe? Or does corona-chan not care who it is and affects all mostly the same irregardless of age?

Kek

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click2houston.com/news/local/2020/03/04/reports-first-case-of-presumptive-positive-case-of-coronavirus-in-fort-bend-county/

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That's a long haul for water

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eat a dick, and go fuck off to GLP

As if there isn't enough LARPing going on here already

That is what I was suggesting.

we're a japanese site mate, expect weebshit everywhere.

>when you realize americans are dramatically unhealthier than they were back when the spanish flu hit
>when you realize our healthcare system might as well not exist because it'll be overwhelmed

Need to go and get it checked out user. Doesn't sound good, whatever it is.

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are you from tumblr

I know, stop reminding me. The anxiety is just too much man.

Its a real and well know ban user. Are you just doing this because you want high quality anime girls? Here let me help you with your collection.
Everyone needs anime girls to survive Corona-chan

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Most likely indictating that ye have more undetected cases roaming the streets which is common knowledge because of your refusal to test people.

I'm in Provo. Where are you?

oh god

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i'm starving to death in quarantine someone bring me a nothingbureger

do they really want to let it run through the populace in germany?? this seems downright crazy. they are doing nothing to contain it.

Based answer Brit bro

what a fucking faggot over a fucking dog. just an hero now and remove your pussy ass from humanity

Fuck off with this stale bait. It hasn't been funny for years. Come up with something original you uncreative faggot.

Where will Leafs go now?

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>ACE2 Expression in Kidney and Testis May Cause Kidney and Testis Damage After 2019-nCoV Infection

How isn't it obvious that this virus was manmade?

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closed cases are 6% aswell. 2-3 my ass

Panic control talking heads are saying don't touch your face like a retard and you'll significantly reduce your chances of transmission. But which mode is responsible for the most infections, droplet or fomites?

just wait until they try to force the millions of refugees they took into quarantine and they chimp out

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same here and in many countries desu, this is what is the most eye wakening and call to action for me

So far it's much less serious in children, like a lot of viruses, but they can catch it and pass it on.
This virus has some very scary aspects though so try not to catch it.

No.

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DO NOT DO THE FOLLOWING IF YOU WANT TO AVOID SPREADING THIS COVID 19 TO OTHERS:

WARNING: DO NOT DO THIS - this is behavior to avoid, if you see someone doing this GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE:

1) Cough on purpose, once you have a fever. 6 feet is the spreading distance, every time you cough. Think of this as a shitty shotgun in a videotape that has no accuracy beyond 6 feet. Aim well, faggot.

2) If you see someone with a vile of mucous or a water bottle filled with mucous and their hands are wet, and they're touching a bunch of shit with their mucus, THEY'RE SPREADING THE FUCKING LOVE - GTFO.

We supposedly already have at least five around the Dallas area that aren't being talked about.

Texanon here.
It's been an honor shitposting with you all.

>risking your life to steal someone's toilet paper and ramen noodles

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Rain and SJWs

Who is the youngest person to die from this? The 2 deaths we’ve had have been from guys old as fuck. One was 95. His ass wouldn’t have survived a regular flu

at this point really an unknown. while the cases in italy and south korea tend to support that so far. with the caveat that there really hasn't been many child cases yet and unless you believe china data we just don't know really

He's not going to starve, at least not right away.

Feds are already protecting their own. They just suspended all inspections of healthcare facilities. You’re on your own.

Because if you are an adult male that watches and larps as young cartoon girls, you are a literal low-testosterone, cocksucking, faggot

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