PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SPRING IS HERE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Thank you NIH! 3/3/20
pic.twitter.com/oLi8HbSzlY
>Pres Trump/HHSSec Azar/NIAIDDir Fauci arrive @WH 3/3/20
c-span.org/video/?469971-101/
youtu.be/cx_xTaKQt-E
>Pres Trump tours NIH Viral Pathogenesis Lab 3/3/20
youtu.be/fbViuyIOBr4?t=2385
youtu.be/dEmbJo2_Y-I
youtu.be/FrT7_QQzeQI
>Pres Trump @NIH Roundtable Briefing 3/3/20
c-span.org/video/?469950-1/
youtu.be/Tbr8gP4edfE
>Pres Trump arrives @NIH 3/3/20
youtu.be/Zxn26f5vWBI?t=20
>Pres Trump departs WH 3/3/20
youtu.be/4hg7OCXY5O4
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/3/20
c-span.org/video/?469971-1/
youtu.be/KlVJtLlVtKE
>Pres Trump @NACo Legislative Conf 3/3/20
c-span.org/video/?469949-1/
youtu.be/tytE_cJk-Zw
>SoS Pompeo meets w/DRC Pres Tshisekedi 3/3/20
dvidshub.net/video/741667/
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FBN 3/3/20
youtu.be/yFhfJTNYYH0
>FEDChair Powell News Conf on Econ Policy 3/3/20
youtu.be/sAv4au-0uoQ
>StateDeptSpox Morgan on FoxNews 3/3/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6137966943001
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/3/20
youtu.be/tMwbnKnbEnM
>Eric Trump on FoxNews 3/3/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6138100268001
>Eric Trump on JohnFredericksShow 3/3/20
youtu.be/vsJLkUlJ9ec
>ThiccSarah on FoxNews 3/3/20
youtu.be/kiRtgWRigRY
>TrumpTV Real News Update (Lara) 3/3/20
youtu.be/rlNiB-9uOsU

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MAGA

MAGA

Commercial mining of the Moon's elements could be economically feasible by 2061.

Have any of you noticed people mass buying/stocking up toilet paper?

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>eating fried foods
sorry i have taste

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MAGA

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Inb4 that larping bernienigger claims he is a trump supporter while crying about long lines for democrats to vote

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PRIESTS OF SODOM
WE ARE DAMNED

ngl cracked me up

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>recycling op images
L A Z Y

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>tfw will be 63 by 2061
thanks now i'm sp00ked

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Feeling good 2020!

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is pandles the purple communist going to drop out now?

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>spring is here
>it's still fucking snowing this week

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This is an awoooovement!

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Yeah, they're doing it here.

YUH
BERNIE IFFY UH
NIGGIES BOUT TO CHIMPY UH

BUY THEM HOUSES LIKE A THREESOME NIGGA, YOU A SILLY NIGGA
IN THE HOOD, WITH THEM BIDEN NIGGAS, NO BERN FEELIN NIGGAS
YOU RUN UP AND THEY VOTIN NIGGAS, RIDIN WITH BIDEN NIGGAS
NO BLACK VOTE, YOU A LOSER BERNIE, DROP OUT EARLY BERNIE
ON THE PHONE, HILLS TO MY DAWG, BITCH IS ON THE PHONE
SHE TOLD ME RUN BUT KEEP YOUR DELEGATES, HE ONLY WANTS THE DONORS
THATS REALLY ALL HE USES EM FOR, THEN KICKS EM OUT THE DOOR
HE DONT WANT EM, YOU CAN KEEP THE BERNOUTS, THEY FIENDIN TO DONATE MORE

"President Donald J. Trump delivers remarks at the Latino Coalition Legislative Summit Wednesday, March 4, 2020, at the JW Marriott in Washington, D.C."

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Contraception is treason!

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What's snow?

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thats just a sams club/bj's thing.

>taste
doubt
here in the midwest everything is fried
in fact, it's customary to break in a new deep fryer by first deep frying it in a larger deep fryer so that it learns and becomes more efficient at frying

Going for a walk...

Texas has electronic voting machines. You walk into the polling place during a primary and tell a volunteer whether you are voting democrat or republican. They direct you to the machines designated for either.

MAGA

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>not being a member of the bidet club

>rhyming nigga with niggas

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>burger complaining about snow
top kek

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in the days before cheap convenient fuel to heat homes during winter, it acted as nigger repellent.

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>You walk into the polling place during a primary and tell a volunteer whether you are voting democrat or republican
you shouldn't even have to do that, honestly

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>over 187,000 votes for buttgay

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Mental.

People are queuing up outside of the stores before they even up for the stuff, and it sells out in under 10 minutes lmao. Fucking crazy. Some people are even fighting over it

Prob just illegal Venezuelans.

Why would I cry about lines I did not have to wait in? You know what, as long as you are voting Trump in 2020 I don't fucking care anymore. I genuinely don't understand why anyone would not relish pouring salt on bernouts' wounds.
>except for a fucking biden shill trying to push party reconciliation, of course

Give it to me straight brehs, is the Supreme Court going to inbleach Schumer?

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>younger suster is a bernout
>LARP as Biden supporter and call Bernie a loser
>tfw I’m going to make her vote Trump out of spite

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use this kino

"President Donald J. Trump drops-by a meeting with Vice President Mike Pence and airline CEOs discussing the Coronavirus’s possible impact on the travel industry Wednesday, March 4, 2020, in the Roosevelt Room of the White House."

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>needing nigger repellent
Try not being so poor.

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Make American women thiccer and cuter than ever!

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scump

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is a phrase I like to say sometimes

youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y
anyway need some gangsta shit in here.
NIGGAS IFFY UH

By 2062, cohort life expectancy at birth is projected to reach 100 years for females in each UK constituent country except Scotland where it is projected to reach 99.4 years.

On February 15, 2067, assuming no further extensions to the term of copyrights become law in the interim, all sound recordings fixed before February 15, 1972, will enter the public domain in the U.S.

wonder if our top minds could develop new forms of nigger repellents. ones that could be cheaply and widely distributed across vast arcs of MLK boulevards.

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>why would I cry about long lines I didn’t have to wait in
I’m not sure, but that’s what you were doing.

That's not soon enough, I'll be senile by then

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I agree, it's ridiculous but it's the way it works.

I too want my field to look like a bowl of reeses pieces.

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this is why no one likes flyover country
this image hasn't been used for the OP in a year and a half and i never used it at all so you can shove some thumbtacks into your ears

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At the end of the day, before the most important vote of the primary, their choices were either a literal faggot, a quivery voiced phony, a lady with a weird face who throws staplers at people and tells the same story all the time about her hair, a communist and an old man with dementia. They had no choice.

where are you getting these?

"President Donald J. Trump salutes World War II Iwo Jima veteran Ira Rigger, 97, and his wife Yong Rigger during their visit Tuesday, March 3, 2020, in the Diplomatic Reception Room of the White House."

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I am not a fan of dark types or (((Hypnos))).

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I'm telling people to piss off bernie voters so they don't show up in November. Nothing more, nothing less. You are trying to make this out to be a LARP and that none of this matters. Tell me user, now that Bloomberg is out does Biden pay you as well to shitpost here?

Harris county is changing it next time, both ballots will be on each machine because the democrats were crying about having to wait in line.

Work boots or job applications do a pretty good job.

so, how did pence's press conference go? more of the usual "just wait 3 months and we'll have a vaccine lmao" bullshit?

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Why is that thread still pinned? It's wednesday

idk how to feel about this

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i'm sure as hell not going to trudge through the archive but i can assure you it was used recently

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I haven't been to Costco, but pretty much everyone I saw coming out of Walmart today had a mega-pack of TP. The store isn't running out though. They also cleaned out hand sanitizer and rubbing alcohol, but I went to a grocery story and they had both in stock. People just being retards.

brown, round, and full of penis butter?

We talking about niggers?

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well, I don't because where I live is naturally repellent to niggers in other ways.
But I was saying that Europe and the New England parts of the US stayed relatively nigger free by having firewood being the means in which people heat their homes during winter.
Also, Hispaniola was the crown jewel of the Caribbean, rich as fuck to the whites who owned the sugar plantations there. But it was full of niggers. Eventually the niggers rebelled and it went from the most richest place in the western hemisphere to the poorest, Haiti.

Hahahaha kys bernienigger

I was thinking chlorine gas but. maybe im not a top mind.

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>inB4 some military hating leftist kvetches about Trumps posture when saluting

i don't think there's jack shit they can do. i wonder if the senate judiciary committee can sanction him or investigate him for obstructing or interfering with an ongoing court case or intimidation or something along those lines
that would be fucking kino

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good job

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>Muh Abrams
Also look to see if Trump gets a bump from other dems dropping in the short future

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"President Donald J. Trump meets World War II Iwo Jima veteran Ira Rigger, 97, and his wife Yong Rigger on Tuesday, March 3, 2020, in the Diplomatic Reception Room of the White House."

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So just tape job applications all over the ghettoes?
Yes.

But I fucked that nigga, bitch

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KOODA

>Yong Rigger
wonder how she pronounces her last name

Same in VA

Great, now I'm going to have to wait in line with those assholes. Fuck it, I should be moved out of this leftist shithole of a neighborhood by the 2022 midterms anyways.

We emptied out our costcos, our online toiletpaper delivery service had to stop because they sold out.

I wonder why people chose toiletpaper

Based.

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lel i thought about that too

Don't forget court ordered paternity tests.

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