Corona Virus General #1580 - PANIC CALMLY - ANALYSIS EDITION

UPDATES

> Reinfection that has been occurring most likely due to TWO variants being in circulation now, you can get one AND the other, some people carry both at the same time, one is a lot more lethal
telegraph.co.uk/science/2020/03/04/coronavirus-has-mutated-aggressive-disease-say-scientists/

> France to seize all protective masks
bccourier.com/macron-wants-to-seize-all-protective-masks-in-france/

> Novel coronavirus death rate higher than first thought, WHO says 3.4% death rate
nypost.com/2020/03/04/novel-coronavirus-death-rate-higher-than-first-thought-who-says/

> Coronavirus dry assfucking the economy
hbr.org/2020/03/what-coronavirus-could-mean-for-the-global-economy

> Britbongs develop coronavirus breath test
mirror.co.uk/science/coronavirus-scientists-develop-breath-test-21629006

> Chinese in quarantine jumping out of window from starvation
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1235192349745176578


HEALTH

> Vitamin C plays a role in preventing, shortening, and alleviating diverse infection (including viral)
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5409678/?report=classic

> Hand sanitizer sold out everywhere, MAKE YOUR OWN!
2/3 cup 99% rubbing alcohol (isopropyl alcohol), 1/3 cup aloe vera gel, 8-10 drops essential oil (optional), bowl and spoon, funnel, recycled liquid soap or hand sanitizer bottle

> Zinc Inhibits Coronavirus and Arterivirus RNA Polymerase Activity
journals.plos.org/plospathogens/article?id=10.1371/journal.ppat.1001176

> Masks sold out everywhere, MAKE YOUR OWN!
wikihow.com/Make-a-Gas-Mask

> Numbers
Numbers don't matter! There's probably a million infected by now worldwide. 100k cannot be real and most people are going untested. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

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Does having both at the same time cancel them both out?

no

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This isn't how I wanted the word to end, but who am I to argue.

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If I get this shit I'm gonna #superspread

boomers bought all the toilet paper in a mad panic like faggots and I'm mad. gonna coof on granny

Hahhaa jokes on you all I habe a snickers in my cupboard. Dont even try telling me you are prepared, you dont have snickers. Only bounty is superior

Bounty is shit

>invincible...

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i wish we could initiate flash laws out of nowhere making it punishable by death to purposely infect others with lethal biological agents

do they really want to let it run through the populace in germany?? this seems downright crazy. they are doing nothing to contain it.

"Wir schaffen das!"

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Toilet paper on suicidewatch

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Unless your 50+ its fine honestly this shit was probaly engineerd to kill off old people and use the young to act as spreaders. Think about it China had a massive aging population due to the dumb fuck ideas of Mao and had a massive social security crisis on the horizon. Suddenly some beer aids shows up and starts wiping out the elderly eliminating that problem.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RIP TOILET PAPER

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1) this is simply not true. young people are dying too
2) if you let virus run wild it could mutate or stay forever. you have to contain it just like sars

kek why are you fucks so cursed man

ITS PVER WE ARE A;; DEAD ITS OVER

OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER

WE ARE ALL DEAD MEN WORKING CORVO WILL KILL US ALL WE ARE ALL INFECETED


NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC ITS OVER AND WE WILL ALL DIE VIRIGNAS

IS 20 ROLES ENOUGH TOILETPAPER

>"I just don't know what to do!" said a 50 year old man who lives in the area. "If I don't buy endless piles of toilet paper I'm gonna die!"

nypost.com/2020/03/02/wuhans-makeshift-coronavirus-hospital-closes-amid-drop-in-new-cases/

Schizos are literally killing themselves to this news. Screencap this. This faggot flu will be stale news by next month.

How much toilet paper makes you immune from corona virus? Asking for a friend.

So WWIII in January, Plague in February and march, what does April hold?

wtf is a crack team

Lol thats cause China literally locked their sick away without a key. If the US tried that someone would shoot up the city over his right to McDonalds

>6,000,000 infected
>7,000,000 dead
>3,000,000 reanimated
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!!!

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I'm a bartender in the UK. I deal with a ridiculous amount of the general public and want to study safe from coofing what do?

new hampshire fag here. infected retard broke quarantine to attend some meeting at dartmouth. how fucked are we bros?

Speak for yourself, virgin.

im planning to kms once this 'officially' spreads to my city.. ive had a panic attack all day

Time to quit your job mate

BRAZIL COVID19 THREAD
BRAZIL COVID19 THREAD
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Im right fucked then aren't I

we are realistically looking at 10 million + dead in america alone by the end of this year and thats a very low estimate

possibly 30 million +

and this is only the beginning

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I feel you bro. I'm in LA and starting to shit bricks.

There's another fuckhuge asteroid passing close to earth in April.

>China's infection count numbers have barely budged in over a week
Are they just not testing anybody? I refuse to believe they have this contained.

bros my country has 6 cases and masks and alcohol are sold out everywhere, I've been telling this would happen to my fucking idiot parents and they refused to listen now that everyhting is sold out suddenly they realize "hey this might be something serious after all", these fucking retards doomed themselves and myself in process because they thought they could ignore the fact that the world is about to expirience a fucking pandemic, holy shit I'm so fucking angry now, I'll have to carry their miserable retard asses if shit hits the fan, they both go to work in the capital too, where there's already a few cases, fucking hell give me strength.

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Michigan bros WY@?

>325+ Cases being reviewed om February 23rd
>7 test come back negative
>few Michiganders released from quarantine after showing low risk
>Gov ((((whitmer)))) sets up multiple task forces in Lansing
>still no confirmed cases YET

when is SHingTF here? its still cold and winter

I know that feel.

My parents generation won't fear or worry about something until it's knocking on their door.

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ive already accepted my death and started making peace with it

meant for

this. who gives a fuck if we die now or in a few years.

I wish I could get the Coronavirus so I can go down to the BBC headquarters and infect every fucker that works there

Milka is the ultimate god-tier, nothing comes close to it.

are you a child? why didn't you prep with your own money?

>zinc

I have been telling everyone to take it for months since i started and it changed my sleep insanely. I am vindicated

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> Chinese in quarantine jumping out of window from starvation
Why didn't they weld the windows shut too?

>Believes anything China says
>Believes this is just the flu bro
>Calls others schizos
Yeah, okay pal.

>Cleans you path

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Socialist generation, bunch of good for nothing lambs that believe so much in the state and their so called "peace" that they won't have the guts to defend themselves if their life is at risk. Which in the end, their selfishness becomes the doom for those that depend on them.

His """country""" has like a 90% youth unemployment rate

Guys I went home because my head started hurting randomly the last 2 classes I had . Was hoping it’s cause I didn’t eat much today. While cooking I was watching news and there’s a whole 30 minute schedule on corona here in California. Not gonna lie I finally had my breakdown moment while washing the dishes. I just got this uncontrollable laughter from knowing all the info from here and the predictions and all. The past 2 weeks I’ve taken every detail I can of life and embraced it. I embrace that I might die soon cause of this. My favorite thing today was this Cheesecake Factory bread and nice glass of water. I have an acid tab and my wax pen for my lass day to enjoy them

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>My parents generation won't fear or worry about something until it's knocking on their door.
exactly what's happening here and we only have 6 cases so far, everyone waited until we got something and everything dols out in a couple of days and yet there are still people, mostly boomers and dinossaurs that somehow believe this shit won't affect them
I don't wanna die from this shit and deep down you don't want to as well, surely not because of the ignorance of everyone around me, at least I'll get the final laugh if it all turns sour, I get to laugh in ther dying faces and say "I told you so" fuck no will I be at peace with the fact that I'll die because a bnch of fucking idiots can't do basic hygiene and prepare by buying a few masks and cans fo food.

Heres how it goes down. East side of the state gets fucked first for obvious reasons. Lansing and Kalamazoo after. The real wild card is our 1 billion colleges and universities. CMU ordered a recall of all of it's students Idk about the down state ones.

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Same, boomer dad just refuses to wear a mask and goggles outside, thinks I'm overreacting.

I've accepted the fact that I'm most likely gonna die, had numerous plans and dreams (Elon Musk tier ambitious plans, haven't been on Yas Forums for almost 4 years and only came back for leaks on this virus), but it's ok even if I'll end up dying soon.
In the grand scale of the universe, it doesn't matter.

if coronavirus spreads from air then why don't we stick cotton in our noses and tape over our mouths???

Why go through all that trouble when you could just stick your head up your ass?

>Believes anything China says
>Believes this is just the flu bro
It's been out of China and affecting other countries for a while now. If China was just completely fabricating the fatality rates we would've found out when it jumped to 25% or whatever all of a sudden in non-Chinese countries. Instead the worst we got was a jump from 1%-3% to a new figure of 3.4%. Pretty disappointing to be perfectly desu with you family.

no need for the rudeness
i'm just trying to save the world here
if a virus spreads from the air, why don't we cover the parts of our bodies that inhale air

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yes

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> Chinese in quarantine jumping out of window from starvation

Nice! Fuck chinks. It's their fault this virus spread. Dirty and disgusting people. Hopefully more kill themselves.

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are you me? I also barely visit Yas Forums these days but this whole vírus shit has really put me on edge, my parents just like yours are being a bunch of fucking idiots who think that this won't affect them, how the fuck in their right mind can they believe such a thing? fucking idiots, their age group is the most affected as well, I feel like I'm dealing with fucking children, my god I wish I could just punch them and lock them in a room so they can't go out, especially my father who is constantly going out of his way to speak to people and is always touching his face

Probably a good chance that it doesn't even cause illness. Look up House of Numbers on YouTube where there is no evidence HIV causes AIDS

Zinc helps? I can blow huge loads and not die????

>tfw coofing and fever as well just recently
Looks like the end Yas Forums...a-at least we had a good run.

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Isn’t it odd all the USA corona deaths are in Washington state where Bill Gates lives and his funded by him science virology researcher Dr Trevor Bedford lives too ? Huh ? Anyone?

Dr Saul has answers.
brighteon.com/646ad120-775a-4464-a0d1-609be7a0a9dc

Bounty is shit

Exactly holy shit. Maybe I'm legit autistic but I'm perfectly willing to stay inside for months on end to avoid dying. Boomer dad? after 1 day of staying inside he says he's in hell and needs to go outside and socialize
Godspeed Portubro, If I'm one of the unlucky 20% and need ICU but can't get help in a hospital I'll just megadose Liposomal Vitamin C + Vitamin D & supplement Vitamin K2.

If we end up inheriting the world I'm gonna go turboautism on Virus/Pandemic prevention and ensure this kind of retarded situation doesn't happen again. You'd think at this point most humans would instinctively understand the potential of exponential growth + asymptomatic incubation period. You don't even have to be a genius to understand that ffs.

You will only die once you resign yourself to death.

>WALKS IN YOUR HOUSE.


MY NIGGA'S SICKY UH, COUGH REAL ICKY UH.

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Yes. So if you catch one, try to make contact with as many people as possible so you can catch the other one too.

yeah in case you haven't noticed boomers are literally fucking retarded, they've spent their entire lives with a silver spoon in their mouth so when something is fucked they can't believe it

godspeed to you too belgiumbro unfortunately our fate isn't in our hands all we can do is prepare ourselves, if Iwe die then at least we'll know it wasn't our fault

Economic recession

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Yep looks like it.
So long, space cowboys

I get wild dreams and sometimes restless sleep from ZMA.

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im feeling like giga IQ as a bidet faggot. i always knew it would be useful for something

My school just sent out this email to students living on campus

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