/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1579

nigga you can't even afford test kits, you could have 5000 dead already without realising

CORONA QUEEN SLAYYY YAASSSSS

Don't make me come over there and infect you

3/7 Death
TLDR
>the personal guardians of destiny are assigned to the advancing mortals, and thus increasing numbers of these evolving creatures are repersonalized on the first mansion world on the third day after natural death
(Mansion Worlds Paper 47)

The Urantia Book

>[Paper :Section. Paragraph]
>[49:6.8]
2. Mortals of the individual orders of ascension. The individual progress of human beings is measured by their successive attainment and traversal (mastery) of the seven cosmic circles. These circles of mortal progression are levels of associated intellectual, social, spiritual, and cosmic-insight values. Starting out in the seventh circle, mortals strive for the first, and all who have attained the third immediately have personal guardians of destiny assigned to them. These mortals may be repersonalized in the morontia life independent of dispensational or other adjudications.

>[49:6.9]
Throughout the earlier ages of an evolutionary world, few mortals go to judgment on the third day. But as the ages pass, more and more the personal guardians of destiny are assigned to the advancing mortals, and thus increasing numbers of these evolving creatures are repersonalized on the first mansion world on the third day after natural death. On such occasions the return of the Adjuster(spirit) signalizes the awakening of the human soul, and this is the repersonalization of the dead just as literally as when the en masse roll is called at the end of a dispensation on the evolutionary worlds.

>[49:6.10]
There are three groups of individual ascenders: The less advanced land on the initial or first mansion world. The more advanced group may take up the morontia career on any of the intermediate mansion worlds in accordance with previous planetary progression. The most advanced of these orders really begin their morontia experience on the seventh mansion world.

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SILENCE CHANG! YOUR TIME IS COMING SOON!

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MY COUNTRY IS RETARDED AND WON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SITUATION. IF ANY OF YOU IRISH LADS GETS IT GO TO PARLIAMENT AND COOF ON THEM POLITICIANS PLEASE.

The US tested dead people before live ones

Guys, not larping. My wife is 6 months pregnant. How does this affect babies and women who are pregnant? Any research? I'm legit worried and have been for over a month now

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Animals are not taken into consideration when it comes to corona.

>0 cases here
>yet

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Britfag who met Corona Chan in China. kot is ded
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8075633/First-British-victim-25-describes-coronavirus.html

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What is it with boomers and going on cruise ships?

Would this actually work?

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>OP image was made by a chinese giantess artist who died of the virus.

Fucking RIP. Her name was Vivian for those who may not believe me.

It's still beyond me how they had week old dead bodies and just realised that they died from corona

I hope someone is making an archive of all these c chans for a good faps on the lewds later this year

4/7 Death
TLDR
>Children who die when too young to have Thought Adjusters(spirit) are repersonalized on the finaliter world
(Paper 47)

The Urantia Book

>[Paper :Section. Paragraph]
>[49:6.11]
3. Mortals of the probationary-dependent orders of ascension. The arrival of an Adjuster(spirit) constitutes identity in the eyes of the universe, and all indwelt beings are on the roll calls of justice. But temporal life on the evolutionary worlds is uncertain, and many die in youth before choosing the Paradise career. Such Adjuster-indwelt children and youths follow the parent of most advanced spiritual status, thus going to the system finaliter world (the probationary nursery) on the third day, at a special resurrection, or at the regular millennial and dispensational roll calls.

>[49:6.12]
Children who die when too young to have Thought Adjusters are repersonalized on the finaliter world of the local systems concomitant with the arrival of either parent on the mansion worlds. A child acquires physical entity at mortal birth, but in the matter of survival all Adjusterless children are reckoned as still attached to their parents.

>[49:6.13]
In due course Thought Adjusters come to indwell these little ones, while the seraphic ministry to both groups of the probationary-dependent orders of survival is in general similar to that of the more advanced parent or is equivalent to that of the parent in case only one survives. Those attaining the third circle, regardless of the status of their parents, are accorded personal guardians.

>[49:6.14]
Similar probation nurseries are maintained on the finaliter spheres of the constellation and the universe headquarters for the Adjusterless children of the primary and secondary modified orders of ascenders.

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Here is your virion, bro.

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It would be hilarious if it killed 6 million of them for real this time.
>But then their retarded prophecy comes true
O shit

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I dont know user.this is all getting a bit terrifying

Any of you guys got proof of this being dangerous if you have a healthy immune system? Remember seeing it being brought up a lot but never seen any proof alongside it

Good work, user. Keep it up. Only pet peeve is the files to videos aren't named. Would be cool and easier to browse for showing normies if the videos were named: eg 'Chink does wuhan shake'

Friendly tip for American anons prepping. Firehouse Subs sells five gallon buckets for like $3. Much cheaper than you can buy them anywhere else. Pick up those buckets some Mylar bags and oxygen removers from amazon and your set for non perishable food storage.

what did he mean by this?

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Threadly reminder that, in the event of a real pandemic capable of wiping out...oooh, say....1/3rd of humanity, every single government on the planet will lie their asses off to their own citizens about it's severity. Simply because it will be difficult enough to rebuild the world afterwards anyway, so the last thing the survivors need is for the normies to panic and burn down the city centres, raid the shops and warehouses dry and jam up all the roads with abandoned vehicles.
They will let as many people die as necessary to avoid those outcomes.

Like all countries they just didn't know where it would strike first

Show me dem 2hus mr programmer.

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well it was the weekend and those numbers are government numbers. It is hard for government employees to work during the week much less on the weekend.

That sucks. I have a 5 month old

Did you know that "Gary" is the only word in the English language that spells "Gary?"

I mean not only that, but why go for the worst possible figures for your own stats

Burgers on /cvg/, can you conceal carry a handgun without a holster? Don't want to get stabbed by scavs when shit gets really fucked

It would work better than nothing. At the very least you're stopping direct droplets from splattering all over your face

Lol that's the funny thing. Most of their politicians are old and week. What's going to happen when the military wants to stage a coup against the dumb politicians allowing their parents and children die.

Watch your FUCKING mouth, /cvg/.
twitter.com/WHO/status/1234619007841525764

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Shitposter in cheif

>don't worry everyone, only the old and sick die! It's all fine and dandy!
>have lung damage from RSV viral pneumonia as a kid

T-thanks, health ministers. I'm not w-worried anymore.

>p1/3
I am now quite certain that I already had the Wu Flu in early January, after hearing the conversation with John Campbell and Paul Cottrell. Cottrell had said that in the middle of December number of people seeking medical aid from influenza-like symptoms had risen drastically, unlike previous flu seasons. This is also the theory that Svenanon came up with, which at the time I didn't think too much of. The flu season here in Slovenia has also been reportedly much more severe than usual (last I checked 35% of cases were attributed to seasonal influenza), which even further attests to the fact that SARS-CoV-2 has been circulating longer than previously though. It is also now known that two strains are responsible for the majority of infections L-CoV and S-CoV, the former believed to be more severe and more widespread at the beginning phase of the epidemic. There's also the undeniable fact that 80% of cases are not severe, some may not even show symptoms, which would explain why few around me had flu like symptoms.

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Cali is fucked! Enjoy your open borders retads!
"Six new cases of the novel coronavirus were revealed in Los Angeles County over the last 48 hours, prompting officials Wednesday to declare a state of emergency."

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i wonder who it will be this time

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Are there ever false positives for flu? Houston user here, luckily Dallas gf tested for flu. Together all weekend and sex on Sunday, she's coughing monday, today has 101 fever. Should I wait for first sign of symptoms to take this preventative tamiflu so my system gets a bead on it?

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youtube.com/watch?v=BiebQEkPvR0

yes.
you should do it too

Vivian really died of corona? I thought that was just a meme

>don't speak goy

Alwauys do the oppisite of what the jew says

Are the Germans trying to make fun of Americans or themselves? Their autism makes it difficult to tell.

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SOLIDARITY
>SOLIDARITY
SOLIDARITY
>SOLIDARITY
SOLIDARITY
>SOLIDARITY

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pass me that virus I'm gonna sneeze up every bus

>p2/3
So, here's my story if anyone cares:

>It was a few days before new years, me and my friends decided to go to Trieste for the day
>As you may know, Trieste (which is ours btw) is full of Chinks
>We went to a couple of shops and walked around the city for an hour or so
>The next day was new year's and naturally we got pissed drunk and didn't end up going to town, it was just us, a close group of friends
>The day after I woke up with a hangover naturally, but didn't feel anything other than that - hungover
>Towards the late day I developed a really itchy throat and a dry cough (symptom 1)
>The cough was really dry and hurt, I was coughing like I was going to cough my lungs out
>Later, towards the evening I developed a fever of 38.5 (symptom 2)
>For the next week I was tied to my bed, I could barely eat and I had this shooing sharp headache behind both my ears, also one of my eyes began to hurt (first a pulsating pain, then constant)
>I was waking up with night sweats, I had a constant pulse of above 100 (I have this fitness band that measures it), my heart had begun to ache, I also felt a pain in my right kidney. I am not kidding, I even felt a discomfort in my right testicle.
>For a couple of days I held off on the pills, because I didn't want to bring my temperature down, I wanted to fight off the virus as quickly as possible and did not want to lower inflammation, when the headache got too much however, I would take pills
>My cough had turned productive (symptom 3) and I had began coughing up mucus, first white, then yellow, then brown then red and then yellow and white again
>I was coughing like a retard for the whole duration of my sickness, which was probably 3 weeks or so, I had only gotten better towards the end of January
>Right around this time one of my roommates got sick with similar symptoms and a really bad cough, she was sick for about 2 weeks or so, some had no symptoms, some mild (remember, 80% of cases are mild)

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From touching your face? Yes

babies will get it from the mother, babies and younger children seem to have less effect. a late term baby was born in China with it, 6 months..... SHIT i don't think it's developed enough to survive bro. keep your wife home

cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-baby-tests-positive-symptoms-30-hours-after-birth-pregnant-mother-transmitted-wuhan-china/
>the youngest person with the illness is a newborn baby who was infected just 30 hours after being born
>the infant was born on February 2 at a hospital in Wuhan, China
>baby's mother also tested positive for the virus before she gave birth
>may be a case of mother-to-child transmission
>newborn has no fever or cough but did experience shortness of breath
>baby's chest showed signs of infection and there were some abnormalities in liver function
archive.is/u9Zsi

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RIP in pepperoni USA

>avoid using hyperbolic language designed to generate fear like “plague” or “apocalypse.”
Damn! I was just gonna...

Honk honk

Fucking clown world. We deserve this purge, the weak have been allowed to mince around for far too long.

Also, what's a cheap/simple but effective way to decontaminate before going in my house?

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1. Why don't deaths inside China count? Arbitrary.
2. A 23 year old female athlete without known prior conditions died in Iran
Is that you you discord tranny quit posting nothingburgers.

KEK

Yeah it might be a good idea to keep the peace for the safety in the Commonwealth as well. I mean if we can all cooperate with each other on a global level we can get through this pretty easy. Less suffering will occur as a result.

>p3/3
Bros, I'm quite sure it really was the Wu Flu, I was never so sick before from anything. All the while, I was asking my friends if this is normal, cause I've never experienced anything like it. And if it was the Wu Flu, it may not be as transmissible. I was careful about my cough hygiene but if it does spread by aerosols my whole apartment would have been infected with one cough. And depending on the timing, if it was indeed the Wu Flu, it was probably the L-CoV variant. I also find it important to mention that I do smoke and I've read somewhere that smoking increases expression of ACE2 receptors which this virus acts on to gain entry to cells and replicate.

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Pandemic when?

>28 deaths in Italy during the last 24 hours
Isn't that quite a lot, seeing how Corona is still not even wide spread compared to the normal flu?
28 people..
it would work to make you slightly retarded while you wear it due to lower oxygen levels

>flying into LAX next week

How fucked am I?

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source?

May your potatoes turn to ash in your mouth

POTATOES

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>work at goverment
>get a mail about corona chan from the goverment
>it says those who have problems with liver, had cancer or diabetes are at bigger risk
>tfw I have diabetes and had liver cancer
kek

>Remembering what my mum used to do when I was a child, I mix myself a mug of honey in hot water. It does the trick.
Why am I crying?

wtf... i.. wtf?

yeah it sucks. he's due in June

i'm trying to keep her home but she has to go to the hospital every month for check ups

gorona :DDDD
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e46233402160

0 CASES IN VENEZUELA. And you morons said being an isolated narco-dictatorship was bad. I feel pretty based

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Well..bye

Well fuck the timing is unbelievable.

SOON™

I made this for you :3

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA user HAS A VIRUS SELL SELL SELL

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>those noses
those aren't Germans

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based and coronapilled

There were studies done that I saw - check the lancet and search their article database for things centered around vertical transmission

based

stop eating dogs and we won't be racist

nice

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He was never even tested for the virus, he just said he had it. Thats why he wasn't in quarantine.

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Say goodbye to the little guy...

Zero test kits.

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Reading the comments after this and the comments on Piers Morgans twitter feed after he warns of serious shit.
1. Norms will fucking kill you all, avoid these herd animals at all costs.
2. There are bots and troll accounts everywhere shilling flu bro. They want to kill as many as possible.
3. None of these cunts will take notice of anything until their own people are in ICU or dead. Don't bother working on them, help yourself first.
4. The plucky Brit keep calm bullshit is going to kill a lot of people. Just stare at them and back away.

youtube.com/watch?v=hGlyFc79BUE

He was tested and found positive.

The chances of that baby are directly related to the amount of rice and beans that you manage to hoard. Godspeed.

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patient one in italy infected her pregnant wife and she recovered

Zero testing club

wat are those? i only know burger :DDDD

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good to see unanimous ridicule in the replies to this tweet. WHO have zero credibility

What’s the point? He already has it.

F for the kot

I feel for you user, I have three kids and a wife who is already not healthy. As for how it affects babies and women, hard to say for certain. Seems like women are slightly less susceptible and men and children and slightly less susceptible than adults, but neither is by much.

Keep your wife home. If you've prepped, stay home as well. If you haven't get fucking on it, and establish a good decontamination protocol for your home.

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patreon.com/posts/moving-forward-34149479

Several young Iranians have died, as have people in their 30s in other countries.

I read this and there is no evidence that this man had died. Where's your source?

First attempt at tamagoyaki
fucked it all up
I have Dashi, the spatula and the special pan coming in the mail

Im gonna become a pro

My wife's 8 months pregnant.

The good news is this thing wont really kick off for another couple of months yet, by which time your baby can come out. No point in worrying about it. It's out of your control so just strap yourself in for Mrs Corona's wild ride.

That's not how it works leaf, under communist rule no one goes in or out of the country, can't get infected if no foreigners are allowed in

Yeah, it's called mexican carry. Just don't shoot your dick off.

corona-chan is not transmissible to alb*nians although scientists have speculated that they may have been involved when it jumped the species gap

Wtf are you talking about? It's killed a bunch of young people. Take your meds you schizo faggot.

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itt: fucking bigots

testing positive for influenza doesn't mean negative for corona

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>2. A 23 year old female athlete without known prior conditions died in Iran

This was confirmed fake and she's still alive

The fucking kot is ded not him, can people no longer read. He was in hell and he's 25.

oof

Isn't he the guy that reportedly fought it off with a swig of rum?

NYC
twitter.com/Realbuffingnews/status/1234972125837979648

Also im going to learn to make bomb tamagoyaki using PREP materials using Egg powder, spam, dashi powder and freeze dried bell peppers

assuming this is some sort of satire/comedy then the use of guns indicate its done by some kind of lefties. and those guys simply don't understand humor, no matter where they're from.

Honestly user there was a news story from Wuhan back in January where the infected woman gave birth and hours later the baby tested positive. If it is passed through mucous membranes, it could pass from vagina to the baby’s eyes nose or mouth on the way out. That sucks. I have a young child and I know the constant worrying. If it was just me I wouldn’t care as much about dying.

www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/gps-told-prepare-now-as-new-coronavirus-cases-aris
>The confirmed infection of one doctor from North Ryde Hospital in Sydney has seen 13 of his peers, 23 nurses and four other health workers sent home for 14 days of self-isolation.
>The doctor had not been overseas recently, nor possessed any of the other criteria that until 3 March were used to identify suspected coronavirus cases, meaning it appears he was infected by an unidentified patient or contact.
>It is a situation many GPs have been fearing and trying to raise the alarm about, with confusion over masks and the inability to source appropriate personal protective equipment (PPE) highlighted as shortcomings in the public health response to date.

lol Australia is so fucked

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I cannot wait for this to fucking rip through the sickly weak genetics of the chink population here

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If you sealed the bottom then yes actually. Then you'd die because you're getting no oxygen.

kot is meemspik for cat you dumb nigger

shame, her art was good

Kekd

how am I doing anons? just bought 20k masks at 30c a mask from Eastern Europe, selling them for $1 each because amazon resellers are being greedy as fuck

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OH NO NO NO NO

>,Some AIPAC conference attendees *may* have been in contact with a coronavirus patient, AIPAC says.

twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1235339195251597312?s=20

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just fucking kill me already

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Ah, sorry mate.

And was her sister's name Rainy?

Corona is a nothing burger. You're just helping alleviate the excess inventory problem the US has had for years by listening to the propaganda regarding what is literally the common cold (Corona virus)

you could probably save lives by donating those to a local hospital

first the wildfires, then this. Seems like God really hates you, cunts.

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WHAT THE FUCK

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those masks are infected

I cannot fucking wait for my 2 weeks off work lads.

Hormonal faggot. Better grow some balls it's only getting worse from here.

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It causes the babby to come out dark-skinned, looking very little like you.

Jesus...

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checked

Where they made in Wuhan? I hear the chinks are selling used masks. Watch yourself user

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no
Hot Toddies

its 2 parts water to 1 part bourbon/whiskey
Lemon juice
honey
some nutmeg
cinnamon stick if you want

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And you'll never know if you had it. They will call the cause of death: pneumonia.

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holy shit these replies are gold

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>pragmatic self preservation
>racist

Thanks, I'll think about it, but it would be a massive task to name ~500 videos.

Tenshi eating a corndog is safe!

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>Shit gets fucked
>Still worried about gun laws
Nigger it'll be "legal" to conceal carry sawn off shotguns

Digits decide how many men cum up your arsehole on the day of the rake.

Based post.

Pro-tip: Hydrogen Peroxide/Dettol diluted into empty spray bottles, is a cheap and abundant form of hand santizer. Hydrogen Peroxide/Dettol and Vinegar used together, are effective and cheap ways of sanitizing areas... Please pass that around.

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this.
what website did you get them on?

Death cult mommy

>slowing down in china already, less than 100k infected
>killed under 5% of them
it's literally going to perform worse than Ebola isn't it, few thousand dead golden oldies and a lot of plutocrats lost their money because they shit themselves when China overreacted. oh well, I'll still eat all my supplies over time so no loss

Looks like you got normie ass nurses now advocating for masks to be seized and given to medical staff.

zulul
I like that. A lot.

What happens to people in quarantined cities, specifically how to they afford to pay their bills if they can't work? Would the government offer any kind of monetary relief for them? Seems like everybody except for those with passive income like landlords would suffer greatly.

>Sick for over 30 days

Holy fuck

The more I listen to smug Portland normies declare "it's just a flu" the more ready I am for Pandemic Death Squads.
>seething rn

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A new one over here: Carmen (it seems), Campeche.
I am wonder
what the goverment will say.
(ay wey, obviously it is not coronavirus)

Just drink the whiskey straight you pussy

yeah but he says that's unfortunate press hype because it didn't help him after a couple of days, he couldn't breathe in the second week.

I still would

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wtf is that pin anyway

A womans immune system is at full when pregnant.

God anglos deserve what is coming

/ourguy/ is live
youtube.com/watch?v=s9FjX2b0SAk

Death

China didn't give up. Chinese are smart.

>If only China is infected, people will stop trading with China.
>If all countries are infected, people will trade with China
Therefore infect all countries. China doesn't care if their people die, they have enough of them.

you never bought any supplies shill

Those are dental masks, not respirators. Worthless unless you are a dumb chink.

>$1 each because amazon resellers are being greedy
So are you.

Jan looks like a QT