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mother of god
Someone is coofing in the back ground. It's FUCKING OVER.
>save your urine it's a sterile h2o alternative
checkem
Pence isn't looking too good.
OH SHIT THIS BALD CUNT JUST FLU OVER MY HOUSE
wash hands
cough in your elbow
stay home if sick
wow, thank you based taskforce again for this information
It really took the feds this long to give a "wash your hands and don't touch your face" advisory?
when they tell you that masks aren't necessary for healthy people, they aren't telling you that they're making the big assumption that SARS isn't airborne (the evidence is still inconclusive) and if it is airborne, masks are absolutely 100% necessary for everyone
what a bunch of bullshit. die motherfuckers!
Also that lady in the background looks scared to death and nervous, they're trying to keep info on the downlow here.
Lol, Americans will die like flies if that disease spreads. Your keto and supermarket crap won't help you.
EVERY TIME THEY SAY THEY SAY RISK IS LOW
THE CASES KEEP INCREASING
JUST STOP
MAXIMUM JUDAISM
looks like mike assembled a witches coven wtf I can't stop laughing
What a bullshit conference
Low energy
Wow thats one Jewish sounding accent. I feel very reassured now.
WHITE HOUSE PEP TALK
DISREGARD
I work in food services and let me tell you, everyone - especially boomers - can't help but to coof into their hand.
Sleepy nigger is sleepy
anything notable?
thank you sleepy dr carson
BASED NIG NOG
WE WUZ KANGS
the lady in the back is about to die on camera
>Again the most important message to get out to people is
>STOP USING MASKS GOYIM, ONLY DOCTORS ARE ALLOWED.
AGGRESSIVE ACTIONS
Coof directly onto infants and the elderly.
How fucking retarded do you have to be to believe china has defeated the virus.
They gave up, they dont give a fuck anymore, they realize they cant keep this up so they just give up and will brute force a restart of their economy instead and let the old&weak of china die.
I hear coughing!!!
THE WOMAN ON THE RIGHT HAS DEVIL HORNS WTF
THEM BOYS IS DOPED TO THE GILLS
can't remember the last time i saw pence talk, he's usually just standing behind trump thinking about dicks
bitch in the background is crying. We're all dead. Everyone is dead.
They're still talking about Diamond Princess much less all the actual infection rates. The governments are weeks/months behind the current situation.
>just wash your hands bro
It is said they defeated the virus because more than half recovered. So if you take 60000 infected and 40000 recovered, then you can claim it's getting better. In USA it has just started as it seems.
SUCH GOOD QUESTIONS FROM THE REPORTERS! EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED ASKED!
20 SECONDS OF HAND WASHING AND WE'RE GOOD GUYS, DON'T WORRY. JUST WASH YOUR HANDS.
20 SECONDS !
FUCK NIGGERS
Why is pence so red?
>use soap and leave the hand sanitizer to us goyim, we don't want you to believe the soap we're offering you is inferior
CORONACHAN
JUST WASH THAT BIOWEAPON OFF YOUR HANDS GOY
oh we can get results in weeks. Weeks is what we need. Don't worry, it's not like this is exponential.
FUCK IT. STOCKS ARE SOARING!!
when should i stop drinking city tap water and start going through my bottled water supply?
level 4 hand-washing tips tonight bros
ARE WE ALL GOING TO DIE?
11 years ago
IMPLYING THEY'LL TELL YOU SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
isn't it wild?
coughs and sneezes with aerosolized spread means one man can infect a whole room full of people with one sneeze. Just ONE.
>just mind your hands
yes, of course, but that doesn't stop breathing in aerosols.
oh thank god we're reevaluating this every day. Hell, pull it back, once a month, no big deal. Just a flu, idiots.
R NAUGHT IS ONLY 6 GOY. JUST A FUCKING FLU
Fauci needs a stool, or a better puppeteer
there was a part of the Stand (book) where the president gave some address from a fake oval office in a bunker underneath the white house saying everything was fine while people cough off camera.
>safe to fly
yeah ok
Disliked the video because i hate Zions.
MORE BASED QUESTIONS. WE'RE NOT CHINA AT ALL
JUST FLY GOY
If you can't handle 2x flu then yes, else no problem. How are your lungs?
HE KNOWS IT'S A BIG FUCKING DEAL AND IT'S EATING HIM ALIVE TO LIE ABOUT IT
Will you quarantine like in China? Or will you trust your healthcare. :)
Oh good, global travel isn't interrupted. "Cruise ship confirmed cases" it's almost as though literally all travel is compromised.
This bitch looks like she is about to burst down crying. What does she know?
Nope.
It was a publicity stunt. Your piss actually has too much sodium in it to be a viable source of drinkable water.
LAST IMPORTANT QUESTION
:(
The British aren't pulling punches. Why is EVERYTHING that is American some kind of scam and cover up? I love America but for fuck sake. Our worst case planning is 20% of the nation sick at one time. That's 13M people. What if the same happened in the US - or worse given your healthcare system?
the elderly are fucked
The problem is China lied from the start, why should we believe they're not lying now?
been sealed off for 33 days now. i'm not an idiot. I knew what this was
There were tears minutes ago from her. She knows it's all agre. Listen to that "wash your hands" rhetoric. Holy shit we're fucked.
Citation: youtube.com
Wow. No Schuchat? I hope they thanked her for her service and walked her out the door. That would be inspiring.
Well then you can say this virus doesn't exists, it's all an economic stunt from China. Lets go all out on conspiracies.
washing the hands is very much like a martial art.
pence is not worried about flying because hes in a private jet. Put him in coach and he would nope the fuck out of that.
OUTSTANDING!!
SITTING DOWN
TASK FORCE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOCK IT DOWN
>journo literally asking when FEMA will take over
based
intense repressed homosexuality
Pence eyeing that mfer to make sure he doesn't misspeak. Oh, and now Pence is talking to wrap it up lol
Bitch in the ascot is about to break down entirely.
The threshold for national emergency from the CDC: "hopefully we don't approach a threshold". I would like to talk to someone else that knows WTF before we decide what those thresholds are.
OMFG this is absolutely an apocalyptic event.
I am 100% sure that some merchants will put some virus into some food or toothpaste, especially if connected to pharmacy, not necessary by order. They know they are going to sell medicine, especially in USA. Medicine already exists, now it's just a question of making 1000 brands.
HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the lady in the back got upset whne the fat blob from the CDC said that people should not use masks becasue they need them for health workers, basically there is a shortage becasue they were slow on the ball and american chinks and overseas chinks ordered them all out od stock, so they want us to suffer because they want t more for themselves and they lie and act like we dont really need them
Who knows maybe her husband died or something.
These people are fucking morons and they are in charge.
People are sick.
People are going to die.
And these fuckwits have had several months of observing other countries to prepare and yet, they are totally clueless.
every motherfucker will be dead in 3 weeks
screencap this
Im fat and have high blood pressure
>Started losing weight and eating well too late
JFMSU
"States are doing an exceptional job."
> states begging for non-compromised test kits.
We're done.
*coofs*
THE RISK REMAINS LOW.
The stock market is more important
OH THANK YOU PRESIDENT PENCE
Masks didn't work much in China, that's more of an placebo. You need full facial mask that isn't plastic. Postapocalypse starts now!
Saying that China is lying about their numbers and that the virus isn't even a real thing are two wildly different things. The first is highly plausible while the second is retarded. Let's not go full retard now.
you're probably right
inb4
>now I have 30+ gallons of vacant container space...
50/50 chance then
HURR DURR I BET THE LIBS ARE SEEEEEETHING!!!!!!
OWNED
"Can the uninsured get tested?"
>Literally ignored.
>Told to shut up
>Some stupid bitch tell him raising his voice isn't going to get him anywhere
lol America is fucked. Good luck guys.
there it is VP Pence said they are visiting 3M and that they are poised to start producing millions more mask for health care physicians, thats the reason the stock should go up
the answer is no
Nothing burger. Pence was praying all night. It'll be over soon.
>11 months from now
>Saying that China is lying about their numbers and that the virus isn't even a real thing are two wildly different things.
Why? We don't know names of dead people. Donald Trump is a Chinese trump card managed by Russian KGB.
Their mixed race genes and poor won't be able to tolerate the virus
wtf im behind on the video, thats in the video?HOLY FUUUCK
Germany: 260 infected, 0 dead
USA: 150 infected, 11 dead
My Childs worthless video game playing father left, we have no social safety net and you people are seemingly fine with tearing our society apart, shame on all of you. My child is half black and you have no idea the terror I live every day
>committment to cleaning aircraft
lulz, all aircraft interior cleanings are superficial at best...I mean, the personnel are in and out within 10 minutes and disinfectants are only used in the bathrooms or on specific areas in the cabin where someone may have vomited, for example. The air conditioning packages and manifolds are filthy and the potable water systems frequently have to be deferred due to bacterial contamination.
If the Trump, Pence, or the CDC believe this bullshit it does not bode well for their critical thinking skills. Will they just believe whatever anyone tells them at face value?
Fucking retards.
What's even more retarded are the retarded Trump zealot faggot nigger Boomers who are defending this bullshit.
I literally hope I live long enough to watch them convulse to death.
t. San Antonio user
Thinking more 65/35 survive/die desu because I haven't had more than a cold in like 5 years, and when all my coworkers get sick I at worst get a super weak version of what they have
Don't buy masks, bigots.
same
>IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO.
>WASH YOUR HANDS.
>YOU DON'T NEED THAT MASK GOYIM
WASTE
OF
TIME
My fucking sides.
Kekkin mildly
>and if it is airborne, masks are absolutely 100% necessary for everyone
the little blue surgeon masks though or like a proper Bane-tier particulate respirator thing?
>the downlow here.
Its all about faggots?
the absolute state of the party of the executive.
>that journo cough
Pence looks like he's lying to the american people and it hurts him
Okay, let me just go to the mask factory and get a mas.... oh that's right.
The mask factory is in China.
But your immune system doesn't knows COVID-19, nor corona virus, while your immune system knows rota and rhino virus. It will hit and then if you aren't immune secure you will go through disease and only then if you have bad lungs it might be a problem, but maybe your immune system is just very strong because you ate bio apples for whole week before getting COVID-19.
>based off the numbers from foreign countries particularly China
Are you kidding, bro? They are the last source I'd believe. It's over guys. Find Jesus and enjoy the end of days. At least we got to see it go down together.
Nice bait.
A stupid whore like that wouldnt post here though.
Yes at the verrrrry end. Like final 3 or 4 seconds.