/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1578

I like how i can get guaranteed replies in these threads

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Keep going strong Gary we believe in you!

It's already a pandemic.
We've all got it now.

>inb4 astroturfing CCP faggot

Community spread confirmed

>Screener at LAX airport tests positive
>Iran frees 54,000 prisoners to combat spread
Shit just gets more surreal.

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The last 2 weeks have been the busiest 2 weeks of my life. At a time I should be prepping like no tomorrow.

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don't. stop. ever.

sorry user, post daily updates

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Fuckin Gary!

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If this virus is so prevelant then why the fuck havent I seen a single person with the virus?

DON'T FORGET TO WAIT TWO MORE WEEKS FAGGOTS

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What a horrid version of C-Chan

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Saudi Arabia +1, based Iranians spreading the love

Her power is growing, she just won't stop!

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Harris County / Houston TX are suppressing cases

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yes

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Which classic wow server are we rolling on and creating a /cvg/ guild on for maximum comfy when the military quarantine is put in place?

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The fucking balls on this guy!!!

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>20:44: 1st case in Slovenia
Yay

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The news said he was mocking the bill
>true?

I hate all you happooners this virus isn’t shit, the media making bare dough putting the public in a panic, diverting public attention away from the U.K. and Eu trade talks.

You are all being distracted, this virus isn’t real.

>At hospital with family
>dad has 12 hours to live
>tell family I'm going out for "5 minutes for some air"
>sneak off to supermarket to buy tinned food and water

whole shit is a flu nothingburger few 1000 people died in 2 months jesus get a grip

A total of 0.001% of the world population has had it

Because you haven’t come out from your parents’ basement.

based

>no glooves

> the DHS said in a statement, which also said the medical professional had worn the proper protective gear while working.
CLEARLY NOT IF THE DUMBASS CONTRACTED THE VIRUS

or do they mean to imply protective gear doesn’t do shit?
Hmmm

famous disinfo

*COOFS on you and licks your doorknob*

sister told me to stop worrying, they are already fine in wuhan, she watched a documentary today in breakfast tv
wow, im so glad it was a nothingburger

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MEDCRAM UPDATE #30
youtube.com/watch?v=gmqgGwT6bw0

Lmao that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Faerlina

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Ye of little faith. Allah will protect the righteous, don't you know that? Silly infidels.

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Nobody gives a shit about your gay little island and the collect of nigger invaded europoor countries

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I've heard basically all of Las Vegas has it but their tourism board will destroy any locals who say anything publically.

A relative of mine in the army confirmed there’s at least one case at Houston Methodist

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Good it’s what god planned for you

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Trump says it's a hoax, therefore Matt has to take minute from sucking Trump's dick to repeat it.

They almost had me fooled this time

Based

>this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic
errrr, too late.

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Fresh info: 3 new cases in Toronto. All at RBC downtown. Not reported in the media yet

Would your country release prisoners?

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aim4truth.org/2020/02/28/coronavirus-qinetiq-and-the-rothschild-bombshell/

chile has 3 confirmed cases bro

>licks your doorknob

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fuck no

Don't go outside if you live in Seattle

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Vitamin d3 confirmed

>5 Infected for every 100,000 in China
>Literally only 27k active cases, happeningfags will still scream 80k.

It's contained, it's over.
Stop shitting yourself over a hyped up flu, it's sad.

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>do not have a mask
>father doesn't want to give the dust mask
>tshirt mask will look retarded
>but still have that scarf that probably is older than me
Not the best option, but fuck that.

Remember, it's all about the stigma

>Hi user, you know that thing you have been deep diving into for like 2 months? Well, I watched one state sponsored documentary for 30 minutes over breakfast and it turns out it's nothing. Isn't that great?

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Sore throat, dry cough that slowly turns into the feeling of your lungs being full of sand.
Face it, some of us here have already had it in the past few weeks.
Like a mild chest infection.
Already a pandemic.

Yeehaw

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>balls

Yeah I think that woman thought "what the fuck is this goddamn incel on?"

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Fuck Toronto. We need this shit in the Prairies. Obviously we're not part of Canada. TY trudy you commie fucker.

I would say I’m sorry if I thought that it would change your mind, but I know that this time I have said too much, been to unkind.

How are boomers going to get their scrambled eggs and tossed salad now.

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Every year in flu season

I just bought a bunch before watching

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>A-ANY DAY NOW!

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poison yourself with vitamin d3
sure why not

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White House Corona Task Force is live

What does Sleepy Ben Carson think about coronachan?