Look at what you have done Yas Forums

Spam is kino

What is the cause of prepping autism?
Schizophrenia?
Watching too many hollywood movies?
Individualism?
Consumerism?

Attached: 1582732584433.png (773x944, 1.55M)

Why get spam if he does not like it. You are laughing at him now but when he is the last person alive on earth he will have the last laugh

Spam is great. This asshole will die from hypertension though from all the sodium he will be eating. This is what happens when dumbasses don’t do appropriate research ahead of time.

>240 pounds of rice is a lot

Not gonna fucking make it. The average American eats 2000 pounds of food a year (seriously).

I have a literal standard ton of rice alone. Have thousands and thousands of pounds of other long term storage and months of MREs and months of canned goods. Last I checked I was sitting at roughly 5 years (minimum) of food for my family.

>not liking spam

Attached: spam.jpg (453x464, 22.84K)

Why americans so afraid of everything?

What, did he pay retail or something?

this is why you mix in some beef jerky

You can get two years of supplies for under 1000usd if you live in America lmao. This guy is retarded

Believing retards on pol

Its a set up by the media. "He" isnt real.

That wasn't us. If it was, he wouldn't have made a news story about it because now everybody knows he has the shit and if shit really does hit the fan, guess who they're gonna remember to raid.

Why would you announce this to the world? Now everyone in your neighborhood knows where to go to get spam if SHTF.

Memes

I wonder who will be first to have his home ransacked and wife raped.

Imagine unironically thinking the Government is going to take care of you. If SHTF the only people getting guaranteed food and medicine are the top tiers of gov, military and police the rest of you will be left to rot

Real videos online and the blatant lying by officials.

>Stock piles lots of supplies for apocalypse
>Announces to the world that he is well stocked for apocalypse

This guy is either a moron or just attention whore.

He might as well announce that he has got several pounds of gold coins in his vault and dozens of Bitcoins stored on his computer.

Attached: 1583119953088.jpg (225x225, 9.21K)

His neighbors will probably shoot his dumb ass in the back when he goes to fetch the mail and take all his shit.

>This guy is gonna get raided so fucking hard holy shit

Colorado huh? me and the boys might have to swing by and make friends

Attached: SmartSelect_20200304-142948_Google.jpg (1069x666, 201.83K)

Oh no fuck no he can't prep what the fuck if he does that he might live and here's why that's a bad thing.

to be fair, I bought 30 cans of spam, 40 lbs of rice, and 50 lbs of beans, but I fucking love spam rice and beans. I am gonna eat them either way.

Makes me twist a grin when people caw about supplies and bunkers instead of partnerships and tactics
Taking and raiding
Defending and plotting
Never heard a damn word about it
There’s going to be so much free shit everywhere from retards

>tens of thousands
>18 months
Kek hes not very bright

Exactly, this is why a lot of real preppers were in stores pretending to panic buy like the rest of the npcs. They just sell the shit they bought overseas for a profit.

why didn't they mention the vienna snausages?
you can put a browning on them with a bic lighter, which you should have several thousand of if you're doing things right.

Attached: MadMattG.png (778x501, 599.24K)

He was dumb enough to not have any supplies on hand at all thus his panick purchase. Nigger just realized for the first time in his life bad things can happen to him and not just the poor folks on the evening news.

What is spam? Is it bulk sausage filler?

Great, if there is a collapse people will know who to loot in texas.

prepping is going to be the new yoga.

This. It's all window dressing for the average person. Sooner or later the food trucks stop rolling, national guard pulls back and there's an eerie quiet before reality kicks in.

>virgin Spam Vs chad Corned Mutton

Attached: colonial-mutton-600x600.jpg (600x600, 65.3K)

When SHTF you think all the food at your local Tesco is going to disappear? You think that all the food the preppers around you have will disappear?
All you're doing by prepping is just wasting time and money on shit you can get for free when the time actually comes. All your autistically curated prep supplies are just going to be taken from you by force. Chad from down the street is going to rally up your neighbors into a tribe and make sure that everything is distributed out evenly.

Nice OpSec. FFS

That shit may last a long time, but it is still perishable. Total fucking waste of money just to prove what a coward you are. Life is meant to be used, and everyone's will end. Embrace the temporary nature of you life and live bravely.

>guy does thing
>wow lol .

I don't get it, I thought being a prepper would make someone embarrassed.

You can't just make posts like this. It's time to stop.

Dude, their religious programming has made it will they will sacrifice themselves. All you gotta do is ask nicely. Serious shit. Works every time.

it's pork fat in a little can that you open up and slice off a bit and fry it in butter and then put cheese on top maybe a fried egg or two and it's salty enough that 2 slices you'll have to drink 1.78 liters of water to combat the dehydrating effect.

But real talk if you were stockpiling and TRULY feared the future you wouldn’t be telling anyone

That's called barter for when you dummies come with little to nothing of value, and needing everything. Maybe you'll trade whatever little you do have for a can, or maybe he'll watch you starve, and then just come collect whatever it is you think you have.

Attached: hahahah.gif (284x214, 393.7K)

>Spam and Vienna sausages
Good luck with the high blood pressure during the collapse, retard.

Sums up America and the modern state of the world in general.
Instead of gathering weapons, building up good relationships with your neighbors and taking the time to learn useful skills everyone would rather just consoom product to fulfil some individualist fantasy instead.

>What is spam? Is it bulk sausage filler?
That's the thing, nobody knows exactly. It's like the recipe for Chartreuse, a secret only 3 people know.

Good luck with the lack of blood pressure.

Its taste like my dick from what I'm told. Would you like a sample?

duck in a can MASTER RACE

Attached: confit.png (462x416, 473.78K)

The economy can't collapse any more than it already has. Trade always exists, fuck money.

who the fuck doesnt like spam

it's pureed pork shoulder meat with fat and salt.

>The average American eats 2000 pounds of food a year (seriously)
Cut that number in half and thats the amount the healthy American eats

Scrapple is way better than spam and it's good for you unlike spam.

Whats stoping me and five guys from not burning your property down in exchamge for that sweet sweet spam? The real world would eat you alive

Having been buttfucked by hurricanes, tornadoes or other such natural disaster shenanigans.

I went to my doctor today and told him to write me a 90 day prescription when I just filled a 30 day one a week ago in order to store it in my cupboard if supply chains are broken due to corona. He said I been drinking the kool aid and it wasn't that big of a threat but wrote me my prescription anyway understanding my concern and reasoning because it's the only thing that wouldn't be stored anywhere in town as it gets mailed in when I fill it.

Attached: hazmat macready.png (686x526, 218.44K)

Im liking that

0Then they infect each other and die

Fucking cityfags and their "preps"
If you live in the country you don't need to prep.

Hunt/fish for your protien / gather/garden for your veggies

Me, my friends, neighbors and our firearms.

Ever wondered where all those american foreskins were going? ;)

What stops folks from taking your veggies at night?

Dude, I got over 400lbs of dried rice/beans/peas and over 12 different seasonings. It didn't cost thousands of dollars. The faggot didn't buy in bulk and it looks like he bought a fuck load of processed shit. I'm storing the rice and beans in Mylar bags so they'll store for 10+ years.

Bitch gonna die from obesity. No wonder he is hoarding so much TP.

Spam is so fucking salty I heat it in boiling water like hot dogs. How can you eat spam without leaching out some of the salt? That’s so fucked

>gibs

And a bix nood to you as well.

It's always bad to declare it in such a way.

I agree, your better off forging communities and relationships. And have every one contribute to your survival. But most people won't do that.

I hope you faggots are growing plenty of outdoor ganja for when the hydros run out

So i burn it down and dont get any spam, did you win?

>192 cans of spam
The Filipino raiders would like to know your location

i stockpilled 20kg of surströmming

Attached: 51kEopxL2L.jpg (500x500, 46.9K)

>itt anons reading propaganda about propaganda

Attached: yo.jpg (500x323, 18.12K)

I'll take a breakfast spam, with a side order of spam, and two slices of spam.

>along with masses of other items in his Texas home
have to imagine 556, 9mm, bird shot etc. hes a Texan prepper, that automatically includes large amounts of ammo and guns.

Checked, but the news peoples for some reason specified that the beans he has are uncooked. He ded.

Does he have deenz?
if not he's not gonna make it

You die nothing burns and I get whatever you had on your person so yes.

My dogs alerting me and me shooting them

Prepared people.

Brainless clowns that pass the buck on everything, and who laugh at those who take responsibility for themselves and prepare, are not a problem for those who prepare for them.

Part of what decent people know they must prepare for is those who won't prepare, but who are willing to violate others.

>. Chad from down the street is going to rally up your neighbors into a tribe and make sure that everything is distributed out evenly.

>Chad
>socialist

Come on now. The real chads with family will tell the fake chad to fuck off or die.

do you want to survive bio war or start chemical one?

the spam would cook in the can from the heat of the fire so you could berserker run in with a melee weapon and grab a can with a stolen oven mit or welders glove and it'd be warm and everything.

Fuck this is embarrassing. This is why you slowly, over the course of many years, stockpile canned and long life goods. People panicking and doing it like this at the last minute just look like absolute arse hole mongoloids.

I bought a couple bags of rice from Costco as well when I noticed it was getting to be slim pickings. Of course I go shopping every week so I noticed when it got kind of low and stocked up then.

>My dogs get killed I come out to see what happening and die.

Until you get shot

what was the thought process behind this?
wouldn't this just make his house a target if shtf?

>not having spam with that
fucking savage

both

>he doesnt like spam

Wtf is wrong with this idiot?

I started stockpiling. But the prices were too high. Now I keep luxury soups for the fridays.

hmm is it better to play a raider or a prepper in this game?
you can have the same weapons.

Retard, the fires would be done from a distance, you think im going to your door with a torch? The smoke alone would finish you, i would just have to wait.

Lol and he doxxed himself what an absolute retard