/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1576

Joy. Cancer.

Keep it up user

Recommend me games to survive the isolation

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THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
>THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
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>THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
>THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
>THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
>THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE

24horas.cl/nacional/coronavirus-chile-confirman-tercer-caso-en-chile-3994152

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My family is starting to make nervous jokes about prepping.

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Thank you, nice to see it's been updated. Excellent work

THANK YOU user ALERT

king county stream going full doomer

die normie kommt

>@RepMattGaetz Reviewing the coronavirus supplemental appropriation and preparing to go vote
based or cringe?

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Cases in SC soon to be announced, get ready for nigger chimpouts in Columbia.

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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Threadly reminder that, in the event of a real pandemic capable of wiping out...oooh, say....1/3rd of humanity, every single government on the planet will lie their asses off to their own citizens about it's severity. Simply because it will be difficult enough to rebuild the world afterwards anyway, so the last thing the survivors need is for the normies to panic and burn down the city centres, raid the shops and warehouses dry and jam up all the roads with abandoned vehicles.
They will let as many people die as necessary to avoid those outcomes.

I want of the wild ride. Cory, please, enough.

>January 31 2020
9776 cases worldwide
>March 4 2020
95.000+ cases

10X in a little over a month. 10X in a little over a month.

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Everyone in Chile is stuck in a mine, and now the mines are infected with AIDS and Coronavirus.

Send help.

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But are there any cases in Antarctica?

Friend who is a nurse at Kaiser LA reports that the personnel who received the Kaiser West COVID patient in ED all had to be quarantined

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BASED

>tfw have not listened

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second pic

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Sauce?

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Can anyone do the math for me, I'm not sure how you would do R0=2 or 3 math based on the patient zero in the U.S.

How many cases would that add up to if we assume that patient zero game to the U.S on February 1st.

Mines comes out to 32k cases, based on a shedding of 2 days, then the next jump is 2 days.

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Then the question becomes if you have the armament and fortitude necessary to neutralize any roight fit birds with ket who are up fer it harder than after a noight at the pubs with the lads in Sheffield innit?
>ey user let us in ya?
>Nan ere's a 38F and has been lookin for a bloke like you eh?
>oi, Lizzie 'ere has 30 kg of gin and is in a mood fer sharin if ye'd just open the door
>what's yer mobile user? Beth's an H&M model and wants to trade pics if yeh let us spend the night

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*coof*

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Deus Ex HR.... actually probably too depressing for you at the moment

>nigger chimpouts
I'm surprised they have not already begun

What am I supposed to do, not go to work and fail my classes because of a virus that hasn't even entered my state yet?

Touhou

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The DOW is up a thousand points again. What gives? youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

Everyone on faceberg saying “wash your hands you will be fine” is there any evidence that handwash will actually kill this virus ?

>be WHO expert
>go to China to "see" how it's going on
>get opportunity to tell us how it is over there
>spends 13mins praising China and how shit everyone is taking care of this
>NPC asks him if he's been to China why didn't he self quarantine and why he's at work
>WHO "expert" goes full autistic "I UH UM UH UM UH" (youtube.com/watch?v=iH_affALrag)
>NPC ask how do you know you're not ill? did you get tested?
>WHO "expert's" script breaks "I UH UM I JUST KNOW OKAY, PLUS I DID GET TESTED, JUST NOT FOR THAT"
I hate Channel4 but they properly roasted this boomer hahahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=Q2_FkyY3BOM

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You're going to have to assume that there are multiple seeds.

the division

Woman from King County is shitting her pants right now.

Based if true

Given that it grows multiplicatively, we can reasonably expect to reach 1 million before the end of April.

Well I told my family to start prepping start of February and they all told me to put on my tin foil hat. Today they had a whinge because shops are empty. I gave them I told you so speech and they still won't listen. Said it's stupid people are acting like this over the flu.

Where the fuck are all these new US cases?

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This is the scariest thing to me. If 'the big one' ever comes around, we are *fucked*. Coronachan is not the ELE, but it shows how shit out of luck we would be.

Health lady in WA:
"we're not closing schools because kids aren't at risk"
You dumb, retarded fuck
>kids will be tactical boomer nukes

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get a full mame/snes/sms/smd/amiga/dreamcast romset for countless years of entertainment

Modded S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl or Call of Pripyat.

Why yes i specifically infect people who have prepared the most, how could you tell?

investing is mostly algorithms that probably aren't properly programmed to anticipate and understand the impact of a pandemic

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Uncle is a doctor, tommrow it will be offical.
Niggers don't see anything on corona, they only uee facebook.

Live: House participates in series of votes, $8 billion coronavirus bill
youtube.com/watch?v=Bl2rtktI-Os
youtube.com/watch?v=Bl2rtktI-Os
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Yeah I wanted to avoid that for a simplistic version, then you really just double the R0, or triple depending on how many likely epicenters there would be.

Get a peak into the future Deutschlandschwuchtlos

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>Italy has the 2nd highest infected
What? How?

Frostpunk

>not get arrested if you steal less than $950
>full of homeless
>full of diversity
>huge concentration of people
>panic buying soon
>no world on resupply
California riots when?

Let me guess... no cases in Israel yet?

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Interesting
Cheers for the info user. This general consistently provides information (which should be taken with a cup of salt) more up to date than news media.

Exactly.

>"jokes"
hahaha so funny

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>it hasn’t entered my state
how could you possibly know user

>brazil developed it's own testing kits for corona in a few days and they actually work
>10k testing kits will be sent right now to all states
Who's the underdeveloped now huh

>Started reading the thread a few days ago
>Now I'm getting a tickle in my throat
>Coughing a lot to clear it
>Irritating my throat more

I FUCKING HATE HAVING ANXIETY HOLY FUCK

I LITERALLY HAVENT LEFT MY HOUSE IN TWO MONTHS

this war of mine

another country joins the fold, welcome to the party Slovenia

But user, I want to see the panic. I need to see the world burn. I already bought the tickets to this thing called life. Hope Corona-chan delivers.

Is this like when your people thought water made you sick so no one ever bathed? Stupid wank.

wsj.com/livecoverage/coronavirus/card/H3NpwNXsjcSvMWWPsB0C

If this is legit it proves we're facing an existential threat. You don't throw all safety precautions out the window and BEGIN with human testing unless you are truly desperate.

Progression of Mask Usage via Western Media:

>China makes masks mandatory
>Masks Help reduce risk of infection.
>n95 masks particularly good at reducing risk
>Get your masks now before there is a shortage.
>Don't buy all the masks.
>Medical Professionals are seeing a shortage of masks.
>Stop buying masks, medical professionals need them.
>Masks don't stop public spread.
>Masks don't reduce your risk of infection
>Masks INCREASE your risk of infection
**(You are here)**
>We are going to confiscate masks
**(You are here if you're French)**
>You took all the masks and now medical professionals are dying!
>Stop wearing the fucking masks you fucking plebs!
>The Elite don't have any masks to wear! You fucking peasants took them all!
>Wearing a mask in public is a fucking criminal offense.
>If you're seen with a mask you'll be shot on sight.

(Masks reduce the risk of becoming infected with a virus. Even a bandana around your face helps against infection.)

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4868605/

(Evidence that YOU ARE HERE) abc7news.com/health/face-mask-may-increase-risk-of-getting-coronavirus-us-surgeon-general-says/5980157/

(Masks mandatory in China) xinhuanet.com/english/2020-02/08/c_138766346.htm

(Macron seizing medical masks... that aren't necessary and even increase risk of infection... apparently)
bccourier.com/macron-wants-to-seize-all-protective-masks-in-france/

If you have masks FUCKING WEAR THE FUCKING MASK.
Do not listen to the Nigger Surgeon General. Do not listen to normies. Wear.
The.
Fucking.
Mask!

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Read the fucking list, it's right there you dense cunt

>the most drunks in all latin america
>economy depends on exporting copper to China.
>some midget germans in the south with german culture

Mibbie yer not wrong lad.

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Chile... You fear to go into those mines. The Chileans delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness AIDS and SARS

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It gives me a nice excuse not to shake hands with people, autism wins again

Israel has 100,000 people in quarantine right now

Hey does anyone have an article concerning the possibility of the COVID-19 virus attacking the nervous system?

Thanks

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I’m supposed to travel up and down the west coast for work soon, when are they gunna tell people to not travel? I’ve been waiting since mid January for this to finally pop off here, what the fuck is the hold up?

>How and why did #Israeli media be first in reporting for #AbuDhabi crown prince being infected with #CoronaVirus?!
NO CLUE

The FED is taking emergency measures to try to stave off mass panic in the market by cutting interest rates. They can't keep this up forever, expect a crash in the coming weeks.

The death curch took care of them, 100,000 in quarintine

At what point is the public going to realise that the WHO is run by diversity hired sjw moppets who have no bloody idea what they're doing?

Right now, they're literally having board meetings, at the highest level of the WHO, where they waste hours having lengthy debates on whether or not the word "trasmission" might "assign blame" and upset a patient's feel feels. Seriously.

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Doesn't kill the virus, but physically washes it off your hands.

Chance of societal collapse before March 26th? What are the projections? I don't get home until then and have a ton of shit I need to do, what horrible fucking timing.

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Italians are extremely paranoid and hysterical in general and have free healthcare, so they all get tested

Cases in israel for weeks newfag.

>developed it's own

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My main problem is how many days does a infected person take on average to infect 2 or 3 people. If it takes a patient 4 days to infect 2, then the numbers drop quickly, but it would hit exponential growth.

uni starts at 16. what are my chances germany collapses until then

>The numbers show nothing scary
>The media is banging the fear drum, late but still going full fear

I don't even know what to believe anymore, unless deaths massively increase in the west i think this is just going to be used as an excuse to forcibly take biometric data and chip us

Czech republic...

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Important info:

- The path and amount of viral amount absorbed means a lot for survival chances.

- If you inhale a large viral amount straight into the lungs the survival chance is minimal

* Why young doctors in Wuhan died

- If you get infected via a small viral amount in nose there is a stronger survival chance

* Why first German cases had no problems beating it

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YOU PROMISED ME THE END OF THE WORLD

YOU PROMISED ME SWEET RELEASE

WHERE IS IT

>JUST TWO MORE WEEKS BRO

FUCK YOU FAGITS

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>I LITERALLY HAVENT LEFT MY HOUSE IN TWO MONTHS
well, that's the problem
your immune system is extremely weak

ohhh bOY
TIME TRAVELLER TOLD ME IT WILL SPREAD TO THE LOCAL BAT POPULATION AND MUTATE TAKING CORONA TO THE NEXT LEVEL

Death Stranding, S.T.A.L.K.E.R series seconding this user , maybe classic childhood console on emulators if you can be assed to set stuff up. Reminds me, I ought to start playing God Hand again before the grid gets shit on.

Never
Slavish cowering before imagined authority is baseline NPC programming

Russian roulette

>societal collapse
zero
may see large scale quarantines and city shutdowns depending on your country but society will limp on.

twitter.com/NassrinSaifi/status/1235314867663405057?s=20 listen to that coof

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you meanie.

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The best happenings come in waves.

>$8 billion coronavirus bill
its just a flu this happens every year

And if they dont they can just buy 400 apache helicopters or build 2000 schools.
Thats just what happens when people get a runny nose

but it's happening

MFW Canada been at 33 all day.
Fucking Canucks don't care. Push those fucking rookie numbers commies!

poor czechs, ebola and wuflu. crazy times

Is there a listing for the distibution of deaths by age for Italy? Or any county with a significant amount of deaths?

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I don't think r0 wilt tell you that. Infection rate will tell you doubling rate. I hear doubling rate is 19% (give or take) which means a doubling every 3.98 days?

Hmmm let’s see, well, literally everyone who works with immunocompromised people and does surgery is constantly washing their hands in the hospital and hospitals require a minimum hand washing time that increases with the sensitivity of your unit sooooooooo
>NICU requires 3 straight minutes of handwashing before entering the unit

Gotta fix social security somehow.

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If the host dies the virus dies

BUT MUH NOTHING BURGER
> t. The Coping

Ahhhhhh yeah you're right. Ok, now I can workout real case numbers. Forgot the lancet had a paper with the doubling rate in it.

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Yes, and this virus is capable of spreading far and wide in a deadly form. Isn't that great?

What are the symptoms exactly? I have some sort of cold with mucus in my lungs and shit.

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Final Fantasy Tactics
Fallout 2
XCOM/XCOM 2
Bloodborne
Homeworld
Wargame RD
Arma 3 (with frens)
Supreme Commander
Stalker
Anno 1602
Rise of Nations
Vanquish
Code Vein
Deserts of Kharak
Ground Control 1/2
Legend of Dragoon
Commandos
Jagged Alliance
Tomb Raider 2
UT2004
EVE (if Iceland can maintain its infrastructure)
VtMB
Dawn of War
Spess Muhrine
Stronghold
Victoria 2
Sins of a Solar Empire

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Nigga you dead.

do you have a fever?

Godspeed user

F

That exactly.

I'm pretty alive 2bh.

Collect everyone who is infected

Ship them to a tiny island / Nuke test site

Nuke them

trying to imagine how a corona virus persist path infected death. we know it's in feces/gases, also from mouth but that would only be after several days could it rise through trachea on decomp liquids
if you find a dead person, don't touch their poop and then touch your mouth or eyes

not at all, and the mucus are diminishing

Why can't burgers corona properly?

US - 149 cases, 11 dead
UK - 87 cases, 0 dead
Germany - 262 cases, 0 dead

Even the Diamond fuckin Princess has a better survival rate than burgers.

>Infection rate will tell you doubling rate.
These conventional means will get you nowhere if it's like SARS and most people are infected by superspreaders. Think the geographic spread confirms this

x3 albion prelude/terran conflict (with the x3 rebalanced mod)
top tier game

An user posted a picture of a paper with the info on a wall somewhere. Not sure if you can find this info online. The dead were all ancient boomers, all 60 and over. A lot in the 70s and 80s.

Hearts of Iron IV
Dark Souls 3
Bloodborne

if your nose id running u good

F

Stay inside

(additive percentages)
3.6% deathrate said by WHO.
9.6% ICU
40% hospital

as contagious as the common cold if not more.
Also as preventable as the common cold, not at all. Preliminary research on coronaviruses from before the outbreak concludes that a vaccine is not possible.

Try to buy me an iphone in May
Try to buy me a baofeng uv5r in May
Try to buy me rice in May
Try to buy me a graphics card in May
Try to buy me a common microcontroller in May
Try to buy me a power plant replacement part in May

>if that isnt scary to you you are fucked
The happening is real. You could have prevented this. Just close your border and use your military to enforce harsh quarantines

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A man of action

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>Soon South Korea will be like Wuhan.
LA guy was a boomer on a cruise ship.

tfw when didn't stock up on uranium pre-collapse. can you even imagine not stocking up on uranium? bro, you're going to exit the collapse into poverty.

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Turn the table and make jokes about them being paranoids.

cuz it got into an old folks home

>"We can't do what china did"
>"why not?"
>"well we can't lock down a whole city"
>"neither did china"
>"china has thousands and thousands of cities they only locked down a few"

guy is contradicting himself

I'm so glad I don't teach there any more. Teaching public school in Richland turned me from vaguely liberal to a nigger-hating machine.

Spring Break starts next week colleges will be shut down around the country.

>Ship them to a tiny island
Port's closed, bitch.

We're still at 10 cases, which is impressive considering how close we are to Italy. And it's not for the lack of testing either. Our government is doing a good job, but normies are being retarded and travelling to Italy.

it isn't, but the simptoms seem to be becoming softer already, I guess it's just some sort of cold, but it's weird because I rarely catch those

>germany getting all three of her holes filled
hot

what if onions is the cure and glowniggers created the basedboy meme so they can hoard it all for themselves

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Megaman series, the good ones not the shitty ones

Fug and we have winter in front of us, fucking northern hemisphere faggots, we are in for a ride.

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>don't touch their poop and then touch your mouth or eyes
don't tell me what to do faggot

EVE is comfy af. There's nothing else like spending a weekend mining in null-sec. No MMO game out there even comes close to EVE imo.

What do you yuys think, how high is the detection rate? 100% 10% 1%?

> virus spreads to 83 countries in like 1.5 months
> Nothing burger!
why are people coping this much?

you don't have it

based and tastepilled

Why'd the stream just die???

50/50
either you detect it or you don't

The rough estimates of high-connectivity proliferation try to project said geographic spreading.

And all those dumbasses will be drinking and partying all over the place, spreading whatever they picked up on Mardi Gras and St Patrick’s Day

yeah, it's a bug, I'll fixed it in the nearest time, thanks!

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Didn't you hear? Cow piss and shit is the cure. Pajeets figured it out.

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>IF ITS NOTHING WHERE ARE ALL THE SURVIVORS?
IF ITS NOTHING WHERE ARE ALL THE SURVIVORS?
>IF ITS NOTHING WHERE ARE ALL THE SURVIVORS?
IF ITS NOTHING WHERE ARE ALL THE SURVIVORS?
>IF ITS NOTHING WHERE ARE ALL THE SURVIVORS?
IF ITS NOTHING WHERE ARE ALL THE SURVIVORS?

checked and based bost

rtvslo.si/zdravje/novi-koronavirus/prvi-potrjeni-primer-okuzbe-z-novim-koronavirusom-v-sloveniji/516153

1st case in Slovenia, death is all thats left for us.

I really doubt that user.

yup, all those bodily fluids spreading in large crowds.

onions have a bunch of vitamin c user, its great for you

Has anyone else's internet been been extremely unstable lately? Mine's been cutting out several times a day for almost 2 weeks now.

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true expertise

you can dig from here

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its the shit they eat, and all their immune systems are weakened by default thanks to all the times they had to leave the doctor to the last minute

Cremated

Seattle just told people over 60 to quarantine and not go in public

holy shit

we'll be the next italy fren.

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This, I find it disturbing the survivors are not speaking out on their experience

Nobody wants to believe the comfort and conveniences of the 21st century are going to end. They can't imagine a life outside the consumerist rat race.

>Recommend me games to survive the isolation
Any Monster Hunter game. By the time you get bored of it, lockdown will have been over for at least a month.

Starting at February 1st (which is a modest starting date)

With a doubling rate of on average 3.5 days.
An R0 of 2 or 3

Assuming one epicenter of infection we would have about 512 cases in the U.S. I'm not sure if the R0 takes into account super spreaders or containment actions (which the U.S is lacking in)

I'm assuming we have multiple epicenters. I would assume the U.S has about 2k-5k infection as of today.

You might have to attend classes over the internet. Chances of having to go to campus 12 days from now?

I went to the market and buy rice and canned fish
The cute cashier give me a weird look, the zoomers behind me also make a weird look
Why??

90,000(officially)/7,700,000,000 = 0.0011% of the world population has gotten it. And to be honest, I'll trust those numbers over schizos on Yas Forums even if I think they're underestimated.

How long for Italy to surpass South Korea?
a week?

I have agoraphobia.
I haven't left my house in 3 years.
You're like a little baby man.

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...there are no survivors.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32104915

Yep, it's happened a few times here too.

you've got it jose

You need to shower at least once a week bro

Stupid PR shit. Unless Koreans really like to like the ground and eat food that they drop outside.

Why is the schizo 5g conspiracy making it rounds on twitter right now like never before? I've seen like 6 5g posts on it in the last few minutes

Yeah that won't work on mine. They'll double down. They are stubborn cunts but then, so am I. I'll just keep ambushing the family chat with corona Chan memes

wkow.com/2020/03/04/dhs-5-more-patients-being-monitored-for-coronavirus-in-wisconsin/
>Five more patients in Wisconsin are being tested for possible coronachan infection
>total of 26 people who have been tested for Coronachan in Wisconsin
archive.is/9MKhQ

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If they quarantine every nurse who comes across a covid case they're going to run out of nurses real quick

you might get very sick if you touch dead people's poop and then maybe put some on your mouth and eyes. we need to get people prepared

not if someone coofed into your mouth/nose/eyes

I was gone for hours, what happened today?

Could you imagine coming down with just a regular cold right now? I'd be freaking the fuck out over a runny nose

Based

>t.reporter looking for a sauce

I live in a 2nd floor apartment in Boston and all day long, assholes are coughing nastily out on the street as they walk by. Ugh.

This thread is now infected >This thread is now infected

This thread is now infected >This thread is now infected

This thread is now infected >This thread is now infected

This thread is now infected >This thread is now infected

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Same here . I got spectrum wbu user? Also in California.

>he doesn't wanna die

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oh my god to slide in there, AAAAAaa

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>that fucking asshole
i hope corona chan and ebola chan have an ultra nurgle baby and it's raised by weaponized smallpox so it can destroy every living thing on that shithole continent

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March 5th approaches

3 infected in chile.

I work in an asian restaurant and ive gotten the sniffles twice since this all started.

You do realize that this has spread to such extreme proportions that it's put the spanish flu to shame over coverage of the earth.

This thing infects like crazy, and shit is snowballing right fucking now.

Chink disinfo

>Seattle just told people over 60 to quarantine and not go in public
To be fair, if we had a way of locking down all the at-risk groups until corona burned itself out, it might actually live up to the “just a flu” meme considering how skewed the CFR is to older people.

Fuck em, the were briefed, they could have prevented it, they should have listened. Do yourself a large favor when if they ask you for anything...tell them "no".

May be legit. You never know
>these captchas make me wanna an hero holy shit

> Iran frees 54,000 prisoners to combat spread
Just why