/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1575

>Corona can't infect white people

Fucking based

Ey how did chinamen infect all those iranian politicians its kinda odd

we need anons to play dead and lie lifelessly so normies record them and spread fear. Find a roundabout near you and just pretend to collapse

Chexed

if digitals
60 million dead 18 months from now
chinkum

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tfw no asian gf

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OH GOD I CANT STOP COOOOMING

I WANT CORONA CHAN PUSSY RIGHT NOW

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Friendly reminder,

Düsseldorf is fucked.
Teacher of the Dieter fort school got corona, but the school doesn't close.

Post some based board games to play during quarantine.
>pic related based 1993. edition Risk

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Brazil +2

Rollan for total mass extinction

USA total +6 where is the 6th?

My boomer parents finally took my advice and are stocking up.

Currently live on 7 acres, and we are almost completely self sustaining.

Hope you guys are all able to prepare before it hits hard!

Make sure you have people who are able to repair and maintain whatever you need to survive. No point in a 1 million dollar bunker if you can't fix the generator, or you have a wiring issue with your solar panels Good luck anons!

Corona's got some HUUUUUGE hips from all those burgers she's eating.

>Damn girl, put that burger down!

Simple conclusion: Authorities have no clue, but wont admit it.
Sample sizes to small to get useful data, but scientist publish anyway.
Same old, same old.

The who/rki/cdc/nhs/etc want to divert all our energy from thinking and worrying into handwashing. I wonder how many soccer moms have now fear, are worried AND have soar hands.

Threadly reminder that, in the event of a real pandemic capable of wiping out...oooh, say....1/3rd of humanity, every single government on the planet will lie their asses off to their own citizens about it's severity. Simply because it will be difficult enough to rebuild the world afterwards anyway, so the last thing the survivors need is for the normies to panic and burn down the city centres, raid the shops and warehouses dry and jam up all the roads with abandoned vehicles.
They will let as many people die as necessary to avoid those outcomes.

Western province Chinese are muslims
some cleric students went to Qom to study
They met up with the bigwigs as part of some big study deal

coofed fucking everywhere

>infect people
>send them to other countries
>wage virus warfare
Iran the strongest

Plus 6 cases just in LA announced this morning

Everyone needs to watch this
youtu.be/laskfPArEvc

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Ouch

Slovenia first case is a sandnigger from Morocco

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They got it from all that buttsex with Iran's greatest distraction.

Iran and China are extremely interconnected on all levels

at what point will you faggots stop ordering things online?

what convinced them prepping was a good idea?

>US Senate committee grilling aviation on corona
>calling the numbers in the US lies and too low
>directly pressing the question how it ever could be contained
Oh god those dudes are so based

>sandnigger
So a Bosnian?

business.financialpost.com/news/economy/bank-of-canada-cuts-rate-by-half-a-point

Canadian interest rate dropped.
Hyperinflation soon, guys. Convert to tangible goods while you can.

cbc.ca/news/health
Canadian CV cabinet briefing. Don't forget to kiss the Chinese and wash your hands. Coof coof

4 more cases here

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>The Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (SAGE), which is chaired by Sir Patrick Vallance, is due to meet on Thursday
>sage

Two weeks ago.

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Already stopped it months ago.

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I no bullshit spray all my packages with alcohol and if its a big bag I put hand sanitizer on it and rub it all over

Munchkin
well if you are a geek like me this shit is fun

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Only beginning. This is fun for the whole year.

Even reviewbrah is considering going full neet, its real bros

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Check and Coronapilled

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Just refinanced my home from a 3.5 to 2.5 interest
Thank you based VA loans

Last thing I ordered online was 10 feet of unwrapped canvas in december. If you ordered anything since mid january you better pray
Kek

Illuminati cardgame

More and more masks in my city, coofing everywhere. I was speaking with a friend over the phone and some asshat old man coughs some nasty shit right next to me. I swear to god.

Fuck man, I respect my 65 year old father for not just ignoring this, guy is really stuck in his ways and I pretty disappointing with how society has progressed. Personally I don't see how he still cares what happens around him. Different generation I guess

I heard that this virus is a nothingburger, and that we shouldnt wear masks, and we should still go to work ill

I don’t know about you but I prefer they all go around in blissful ignorance. I’m still buying stuff

Based Privacy Advocate

...Anonymous (ID: 5DND8zb/)
03/04/20(Wed)15:59:57 No.246533660
>"This is a season that has a lot more steam than we thought," said Dr. Dan Jernigan of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

>One measure of the season is how many doctor or hospital visits are because of a high fever, cough and other flu symptoms. Thirty-two states reported high patient traffic last week, up from 26 the previous week. Overall, it was the busiest week for flu symptoms in nine years.

>Hawaii is the only state that doesn't have widespread illnesses.

>This year's flu season got off to an early start, and it's been driven by a nasty type of flu that tends to put more people in the hospital and cause more deaths than other common flu bugs. In New York, state officials say a drastic rise in flu cases hospitalized more than 1,600 this past week.

>timesfreepress.com/news/breakingnews/story/2018/jan/19/us-flu-season-gets-worse-has-lot-more-steam-expected/461681/

From 46 days ago

MY GAS MASK STILL ISN'T HERE FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

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He's never not been a Neet

If this does not strike the tolling of the end times in people nothing will.

Progression of Mask Usage via Western Media:

>China makes masks mandatory
>Masks Help reduce risk of infection.
>n95 masks particularly good at reducing risk
>Get your masks now before there is a shortage.
>Don't buy all the masks.
>Medical Professionals are seeing a shortage of masks.
>Stop buying masks, medical professionals need them.
>Masks don't stop public spread.
>Masks don't reduce your risk of infection
>Masks INCREASE your risk of infection
**(You are here)**
>We are going to confiscate masks
**(You are here if you're French)**
>You took all the masks and now medical professionals are dying!
>Stop wearing the fucking masks you fucking plebs!
>The Elite don't have any masks to wear! You fucking peasants took them all!
>Wearing a mask in public is a fucking criminal offense.
>If you're seen with a mask you'll be shot on sight.

(Masks reduce the risk of becoming infected with a virus. Even a bandana around your face helps against infection.)

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4868605/

(Evidence that YOU ARE HERE) abc7news.com/health/face-mask-may-increase-risk-of-getting-coronavirus-us-surgeon-general-says/5980157/

(Masks mandatory in China) xinhuanet.com/english/2020-02/08/c_138766346.htm

(Macron seizing medical masks... that aren't necessary and even increase risk of infection... apparently)
bccourier.com/macron-wants-to-seize-all-protective-masks-in-france/

If you have masks FUCKING WEAR THE FUCKING MASK.
Do not listen to the Nigger Surgeon General. Do not listen to normies. Wear.
The.
Fucking.
Mask!

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>Argentina
add atleast 1 more
someone new just got here in the hospital I work at
was sent to another hospital

Lone man on the road
>Imma get that licker boy
>Im slurp that sizzurp
>Remember one foot in front of the other

Sorry user, good luck

The national news faggots updated the article for a few minutes saying it was a Moroccan citizen but now they deleted it again.

I found out that Lysol spray also destroys the writing on most labels, which is a lot faster/easier than covering them with black marker.

>Simple conclusion: Authorities have no clue, but wont admit it.

100 percent. Theyre fucking clueless.

Will the inet and electricity go down in case of a quarantine/lock down?

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Based.

Chinese are building the Tehran-Qom-Esfahan high speed railway. Esfahan is also a virus hotspot now.
globalconstructionreview.com/news/iran-draw-24bn-chinese-credit-line-tehranisfahan-h/

kek

Remember to buy buttplugs. Corona can enter your system through every exposed orifice

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Tomorrow I'm gonna say I have the coofs and take some ppf2 masks out of my job. Only way to get them easy now

You realize chinks make them? The filter is likely pozzed

>/2018/jan/19/
GTFO. A 2018 article?

Based United India

Requesting the corona-chan ballbusting pic.

Sauce or I'm demolishing your Lidl

> buy infected buttplugs to keep safe from the virus

>This is running on empty, flu review

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH IVE GOT PAIN IN MY ANKLE IS THIS THE CORONA VIRUS

I'm still ordering online
If I get sick I'm visiting jewish temples and government offices

Made in Wuhan? Godspeed.

Pretty sure corona chan is unavoidable user. Doesn’t seem to kill very much so unless you’re a smoker or a coal miner you should be fine

>they will let as many die as necessary to stay in power is what you meant to say comrade

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I'm not leaving the house lads

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BASED FUCKING BRAH

SAN ANTONIO user HERE

CITY WIDE SHUTDOWN SUNDAY NIGHT

MAYOR IS PISSED AT CDC AND HAS GONE ROGUE
VIA, PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND UNIVERSITIES TO SHUT DOWN, ALL CITY EMPLOYEES WILL BE ASKED TO WORK FROM HOME

IF YOU HAVENT PREPPED AND ARE IN TEXAS, NOWS THE LAST CHANCE

SAN ANTONIO WILL SHUTDOWN SUNDAY NIGHT

So why is japans numbers so low?

I know you. You are a sharp fellow

Ever play Jenga shitfaced?

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Red dragon inn is a fun drinking game if you're stuck with people. Hunter the vigil is great for a casual tabletop experience, betrayal at the house on the hill is great with a party too

kek

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whats better?
/cvg/ or /r/coronavirus

>January 19th, 2018

heh, cant wait for him to visit burger king with full hazmat and spray desinfectant on the burger box

Italy already has a 28 percent mortality rate

Something isn't adding up here

Ordered mine early January. Was supposed to arrive last week. Still hasn't arrived. Check the company and they are Chinky. Review after review of people saying they haven't received their masks either.

I'm resigned to being squarely fucked.

sauce?

better amputate before it spreads

/cvg/ you doublenigger

rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0304/1120173-coronavirus-vaccine/

Its fucking retarded they are not telling us where so that we could be careful

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any news from germany?

OUT OUT OUT

comfy.

you must be a newfag, this is a video from Iraq.

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Monopoly is the only board game worth playing. gtfo here with that stupid ass risk.

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Isn't tobacco smoking extremely common there?

Anons, if you're white start taking D3.

news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2017/02/study-confirms-vitamin-d-protects-against-cold-and-flu/

The investigators found that daily or weekly supplementation had the greatest benefit for individuals with the most significant vitamin D deficiency (blood levels below 10 mg/dl) — cutting their risk of respiratory infection in half — and that all participants experienced some beneficial effects from regular vitamin D supplementation. Administering occasional high doses of vitamin D did not produce significant benefits.

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wayyy behind you

youtube.com/watch?v=Kbv7smfKbOs

aaaah im going INSAAAANE from just looking at all those tentacles

Didn't the first place it infected was some sort of assisted living facility?

Italy is one of the few countries with real numbers. Remember that WHO warned Italy that they are testing too many people? Italy is leaking too much truth for the WHO's taste.

Oi, you got a loicense for that?

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I work for the city's IT Dept, nothing official but that's the word.

CDC NIGGERS GLOW IN THE DARK.

FUCK THEM OVER WITH YOUR TRAIN.

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Monopoly a shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=ubQXz5RBBtU

4D spitting.

>they will let as many die as necessary to stay in power is what you meant to say comrade
more like in some cases they can do shit. It's funny how we always assume there is a secret agenda and a secret plan but it turns out the people at the top are as limited as we are with their brain power. You may have access to unbelievable wealth but it doesn't mean you can do miracles with it.
> also, did belle do any nudes

HOW MANY IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPERS DID HE EAT....I....IM GONNA COOOOOM TO REVIEWBRAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>game has a giant Floating Nose
>nose appears to have peyot hanging from it
>you can bribe it with gold
Is Steve Jackson lurking Yas Forums right now?

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>Virus spreading in New York
Oy vey, this is horrible! Think of all of the faggots, niggers, and kikes that live there!

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>parents have vacation scheduled to Italy next month
>ask my dad about his concern level
>"people die from the flu every year I'm not letting this cancel my vacation this is all media hype only infants and elderly die from it"

It's over

>grilling aviation
Grilling who?

All these reddlt faggots coming here to ask for help once they realise their little echo chambers are pozzed full of (((verified & approved))) opinions.

Coronavirus outbreak: U.S. Senate committee discusses role of aviation in containing disease | LIVE
>Coronavirus outbreak: U.S. Senate committee discusses role of aviation in containing disease | LIVE
Coronavirus outbreak: U.S. Senate committee discusses role of aviation in containing disease | LIVE
>Coronavirus outbreak: U.S. Senate committee discusses role of aviation in containing disease | LIVE
Coronavirus outbreak: U.S. Senate committee discusses role of aviation in containing disease | LIVE
>Coronavirus outbreak: U.S. Senate committee discusses role of aviation in containing disease | LIVE

THIS GUY TESTIFYING WAS IN THE EVENT 201 PANEL!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=eAjGaU1Jfsg

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Heh

Useful things

who.int/gpsc/5may/Guide_to_Local_Production.pdf

osha.gov/laws-regs/regulations/standardnumber/1910/1910.134AppB2

5 new cases in New York.
All of them are connected to that Jew lawyer. The Jew met with his friend who infected his wife and 3 kids. Is this annudah shoah?

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genius

Started to talk to my mom about the severity of it and how we should really start getting ready to deal with it

She then interrupts me and starts talking about how someone in the sauna at the gym was going on about coronavirus and how annoying it was. I left the room after that

FUCKING BOOMERS LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!

Why the fuck is this country so retarded?

rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0304/1120173-coronavirus-vaccine/

More Italian gob shites coming in, this time they are in the west of ireland

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Fuck off back to reddlt faggot

0 cases here

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Let the lolocaust begin

>Stock market soaring
>New cases dropping

It's over

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Alaskanon here, if WA and CA get quarantined Alaska and Hawaii will be totally cut off. Praise be coronachan!

FAA

>Ms. Duckworth

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>3089 infected
>107 ded
>28% mortality
uwot

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>0 cases here
Just a reminder that every cocky cunt that's posted that sort of thing is now pozzed.

>only one "game" is suitable for the future rulers of the post-apocalyptic world

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thank god viruses obey the stock market phew

cnbc.com/2020/03/04/yeshiva-university-in-new-york-city-cancels-class-after-student-tests-positive-for-coronavirus.html

college kid got it.

Finally those nigger SJW fucks are going to coooooooooooooof

I have a disdain for plebs like you

>635189 infected
>22363 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this *COOF* stupid bullshit already, this faggot *COOF* little virus won't cause a *COOF* pandemic

This guy gets it

Implying retards won't fly halfway across the world with the mistaken notion that they'll live off the land in the great Alaskan wilderness.

Lucky me, my local grocery store is closing this week. Everything is cheap and must go. Makes me curious, but I digress.

Oh yeah can I get a quick rundown of what they've been discussing so far? I'm not gonna watch an hour and a half of feds talking

What are some less obvious symptoms of corona chan?

Will the Spurs still play?

This was posted pretty late last night. Reposting because I quite like it.

youtu.be/vEo2oi1v9LY

There are some many HUGE moments
>Mr. Schatz calling out CDC on infection being way more widespread
>Mr. Chunky boi calling out the uselessness of isolation

I have good levels through January even though I am a shut in NEET by the polar circle

What's supposed to happen on the 5th?

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*ahem*

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Stocked up on meds in case it’s gets hairy. Over 30 Xanax bars, 6 suboxone, a few adderal and my Prozac. Will proceed to get a few things of bourbon. Now it’s time to get perishable items but I can deal with this shit sober.

The bigger threat with corona would have been the societal shock in response. If the economy keeps chugging away and people keep working as usual, this will end up being just as consequential as a seasonal flu

My mum's realistic about it being everywhere uncontained but wants to believe it's just like normal flu. I hinted at it being worse but don't have the heart to push the point. It's better that they're reassuring themselves. At the end of the day I've given them a mask and they have plenty of food, what more can you do?

THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
>A THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
A THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
>A THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
A THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
>A THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
A THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
>A THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
A THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE
>A THIRD CONFIRMED CASE OF COVID-19 IN CHILE

24horas.cl/nacional/coronavirus-chile-confirman-tercer-caso-en-chile-3994152

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no one fucking knows, likely just a continuation of what we've been seeing though.

how many of them have recovered ?

You did it wrong. If I get those digits, 45% of the population will croak. The major majority being people 40 and over. It’s gonna be big.

reminder that steve hates when someone in his comments says the phrase
>agenda free :)
when he expresses an opinion, so when he does and you are watching make sure to do it youtube.com/watch?v=Al0CzY_8cfU

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Moose tastes awful, but our seafood is by far the best in the world.

>I'm not gonna watch an hour and a half of feds talking
>expects other people to do it for him
You're not going to make it.
Stop enabling these lazy dumb cunts.

How long it took China to actually SHTF? Europe is mostly calm and it starts making me doubt the whole thing.

They confirmed asymptomatic transmission

My mom is scared and basically doesn't want to hear about it. I've been prepping secretly. This is not going away.

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>If the economy keeps chugging away
Almost all industry will shut down after the last few Chinese ships dock on the West coast.

aye as I said thank god viruses obey the stock market, so when hundreds of thousands or more are infected, they will know everything's okay cause the virus won't hurt them. PHEW

express.de/duesseldorf/coronavirus-duesseldorfer-lehrerin-infiziert-36328140

>Düsseldorfer Lehrerin infiziert – Schulbetrieb geht trotzdem weiter
Düsseldorf teacher infected - school operations continue

Retarded?

why has chicago been relatively quiet. L.A i already getting BTFO and jew york is gaining speed

i want chimpcago to burn

>t. chicagonigger

nips being le based yet again, or just covering up so the olympics continue.

Although New York City only has 1 positive, the city of New Rochelle which is literally on the outskirts of New York has 10 confirmed cases.

All sporting events in Italy will be with no fans. Expect the same in the US in the coming weeks.

>World ignores it for an entire month
>Begins coverage while leaving out anything useful or relevant
>is already considered MUH TRUMPS FAULT and MUH DEMOCRAT PLOT in america on both sides

So this is the power... of mutts...

>Moose tastes awful
A friend gifted me a tenderloin which was fantastic in stew.

just let me be me dont be mean fren

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italians are niggers - what do you expect. Also their country is full of niggers.

2nd Iraqi dead
Can't wait for it to spread all over the active warzones and NATO bases

> mfw the stock market has saved us from virus

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Honestly at the rate and means this shit is spreading, you've probably been infected if you haven't been holed up for the last week or two. The real trick to making it through this is going to be prevention of worst symptoms with vittamins, having the means to survive alone for at least 2 months to avoid reinfection by other strains (which will start an exponential dabbing on your immune system until you fall over from organ failure,) and NOT going to the FEMA camps

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Dude, the virus can fuck with your brain and leads you to a fucking encephalitis and you care about markets? LOL

LOL

I wonder how freaked out your average Yas Forumsack would be if they knew how many satanists browsed here and posted with them.

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Slovenia first case and expect the number to explode as he was in hospital for some time before they figured it out

Where the fuck did you get your hands on all that shit?

I'd like to be quarantined with her for two weeks

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They are faking it for the olympics. I expect some politician to take responsibility, leak the real number and seppuku.

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My mother is scared, hugged and thank me yesterday for buying shit a month ago because they've started limiting purchases where i live as of today. I too don't have the heart to tell her what i'm actually afraid of with this virus.

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Yeah man. I ate all my deenz already.
>they're so easy. No more cooking. Just deenz, a fruit and some grains.

>7635000000 infected
>5943000000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH
Stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause mass extinc- *flop*

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>NOT going to the FEMA camps
Quoting for emphasis.

>UPDATE ON GERMANY

>66 NEW INFECTIONS:

>262 TOTAL INFECTIONS

last update: 04.03. 14:00 GMT
source: RKI

>RKI reports:
cases between 2 and 69 years old, median 36,5 years
sex is known in 148 cases: 57% men
last update: 03.03 14:00 GMT

>04.03
Germany bans export of facemasks.
Lübeck: 200 Liter disinfectant stolen from university-clinc.
Federal healthminister Jens Spahn: ”Peak of spread not yet reached.”
Hessen: Kreisklinik Südhessen now offers drive-in-testing.
Federal healthminister Spahn conceded, that the fight against the fast spread of the Coronavirus did not go optimal everywhere. "Sometimes it takes too long to test suspected cases"
Member of european defence agency infected.
Member of security service of european council infected.
ntv reports about the hongkong dog, that tested weak positive.

>MAP OF INFECTIONS IN GERMANY:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1otOjbWOk0sMQnytVh17a5X5n-SJlPqCn&ll=50.62672018452898,11.46350913020899&z=6
>NUMBERS FROM RKI:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Fallzahlen.html
>MORE INFO FROM RKI:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/nCoV.html

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276 recovered (but really idk which is the criteria to consider recovered)
295 serious condition

>CONCLUSION OF PREVIOUS REPORT ON GERMANY

3 Routes of infection: NRW, Italy and Iran
Most severe outbreak is in NRW, which started in Heinsberg, it is unknown how it got there.
Other outbreaks all over germany have had contact to Infected in or from NRW or Italy.
Community spread in newly infected areas could not be stopped.
Some cases have also been imported from Iran.

Men and women of various age-groups get equally infected, the vast majority of cases develops mild symptoms.
Hospitalisation is seldom required and as of 03.03. only 1 case, which had comorbidity, was reported with lung failure.

previous report:
pastebin.com/UjyvedMg

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M COOOFIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

Looks like the comfy bleakness of PA.

Why would you even think anyone cares? Satanists are judge the edgy teenager end of the religious spectrum.

There are laws against cruel and unusual punishment.

kek

rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0304/1120173-coronavirus-vaccine/

Will not be returning to my office filled with fat sweaty coofers tomorrow.

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Update your fucking list, it's been minimum 4 threads now. FFS, update it or let someone else do it

tfw she is 1/3 the size of amerifat women

>Testicular damage
That's it. I'm staying home from now on.

Holy war

I had some decent moose in a burger before, maybe it was farm raised so it had a different diet though

mater jim jebem

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shot in the dark user, but I'm assuming the criteria is not dying at the moment from dying fast

Reviewbrah is doing this since he has a preexisting condition, he could easily get sick and even die.

It's so fucked up how this is changing folks right now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Satan is not real, and that makes satanism just a nothingburger.

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>limiting purchases...
of what items?

Wear mask get shot. Hmmmm

Third case in Chile, we are all fucked

supply chain hits will come soon - that's when the real panic will start.. right around the time thing will get out of control here.

Rumors are that China is operating at 10 or 15 percent and trying to get back online but who fucking knows.

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Not that many, most people have met a pushy satanic cult member. Most are retarded pawns. Jews are generally more freaky then satanists.

Chill my dude, and wash your hands.

>he has a preexisting condition
What is it?

Preexisting conditions are quite common in society, most people bring that point up like its some alien that barely exists in the real world but they’re prevalent. If you recently recovered from the flu you would be considered immunocompromised, for instance.

WEW US public health
>avoid gatherings of 10
>stay home
>work from home
>STAY INDOORS
>REEEEEEEE

Well into March now and only 2300 people died from this faggot virus? This is a fucking nothingburger. There is a virus like this everywhere, everyone freaks out and only a few poor fucks end up dying.

It's been in China since December at latest, and things are calming down even there. Don't be a nasty mfer and it sounds like you don't have to worry. Wake me up when a white person under 50 dies from this meme.

Well he posted it so I assumed he was already watching so he could mention anything of note that was said. If I watched every single government hearing about corona virus I would be sitting for 3 hours listening to politicians say what we knew a month ago.

>keep working away until you can't breath and collapse goy. >Then we'll get some other schmoe to replace you

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Who are we kidding? Unless the entire world goes into a complete shutdown for three weeks with everyone quarantining and then detect who is infected and treat them, then it's all for nothing.
If a country successfully contains the decease and then a fucker from other country comes on vacation and starts spreading everyone again, what's the point?

This will only stop the moment we create a vaccine or some very good treatments.
Are HIV/malaria/ebola medication proven effective against corona or they are still being tested?

I don't fear for me, only for my mother and father who are both 60. My mother with the common flu gets bed ridden for 2 whole days, I can't imagine with corona, probably wouldn't make it. She doesn't have any preconditions but her immune system doesn't seem the best.

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So, how is the end of the world going lads?

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The guy who is the third case confirmed in Brazil went to Spain, then to Italy, Austria and Germany and then came to Brazil.

source: oantagonista.com/brasil/coronavirus-novo-infectado-em-sp-e-colombiano-e-esteve-na-europa

>greatest benefit for individuals with the most significant vitamin D deficiency

I.E. if you are already getting enough you are just pissing out of your system and damaging your kidneys.

There is no magic bullet. Just avoid getting sick.

Upam, da to narediš zaščiten v hazmat obleki. Nočemo več primerov.

This is proof that just because you CAN be a content creator, some people really shouldn't

How do I convince my fatalistic, boomer parents to not go on their cruise in 3 weeks?

Doesn't he have asthma.

it's everywhere.

Toiletries, but it's different in every town so far, i think they're doing it based on whatever their internal supply is.

Yeah. Countries should learn from Italy's example.

A "RECOVERED" PATIENT (36 years old) DIED IN WUHAN THANKS TO RESPIRATORY OBSTRUCTION AFTER 5 DAYS

translate.google.com.ar/translate?sl=zh-CN&tl=en&u=https://www.weibo.com/ttarticle/p/show?id=2309404478906794115435#_0
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weibo.com/ttarticle/p/show?id=2309404478906794115435#_0

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If you have twice as many recovered as dead, the death rate is about 1/3

vitamin D you get from the sun..
go out in the sun naked for 1-2 hours a day

Buy some aloe vera gel, flax seed oil and 90° alcool so you can make your homemade hand sanitizers, lads

Even if true, they don't have the virus under control yet. Forcing people back to work will make things worse. They'll just get wrecked on the 2nd wave.

OHHHH FUCK I'M GONNA COOOOF

>why has chicago been relatively quiet
until recently the CDC had very strict rules for testing.
now that that has lifted you are going to see cases skyrocket within the next few days

>They confirmed asymptomatic transmission
Kek that has been reported from the very first cluster in the very first clinical article on Wuhan cases

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minor point but we have no idea how mild the mild cases are, or if they're going to get worse with time.

>>avoid gatherings of 10
>10
Already too much, but whatever, I'm waiting for Happening.

REMINDER

WASH YOUR PENIS

WASH YOUR PENIS

REMINDER

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Why do you have such a strange relationship to you mothers? Their family, if you cant be honest to death with them, how could you trsut each other, if everybody knows, the other party is holding important stuff back because of feelings?
Like if someone died, or dictatorship crept into place, wouldn't you want to talk to family, if you need to distrust the whole world?

Pretty much, it’s really nice since this originated in China we can’t trust shit we’re told about it.

They spend more time jerking each other off citing their credentials than discussing anything. I quit watching after 5 mins of some assholes credentials being spewed off like they were reading his fucking Resumé...

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all your country is known for is getting stuck in mines for months at a time. The only reason you avoided corona this long is probably because your entire country was stuck in a mine.

this time in santiago instead of talca.

>2 20 year old men hospitalized in issaquah
>no details

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1,000 Quarantined after New York Family's COVID-19 Diagnosis

voanews.com/science-health/coronavirus-outbreak/1000-quarantined-after-new-york-familys-covid-19-diagnosis?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dlvr.it

second this!
They dont know what they are doing.
The plan? There is none....
Prep as good as possible and make sure you DONT GET THE VIRUS!
We don't know what it does long term.
Besides the virus, humans will be the biggest concern.
So care for: your body, your health and your safety by getting enough food/water for yourself and your loved ones, respirators and medical supplies for combating the virus and have a gun, knives, a spear or a crossbow for defense.
Stay safe user.
See you on the other side.

Still alive, surprisingly.

I really hope it turns out like this. I just had high hopes for this year, and I assume a lot of other people did too.

thanks user that is a really good vid. I also love the Deus Ex /// Nervous Testpilot compilation

Most boomers aren't going to make it even with medical treatment, user.
Maybe the first year, but not the second, third, etc.

hey we're no better up here

Children have all godmode by default, I heard so in the news. Don't worry. Bevoelkerung verunsichern...

Use bleach after ordering Chinese.

Satanists are attention seeking faggots.

WA health dept. update and this s󠀀oy bitch is talking about "equity issues" for people who can't work from home

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not only is it a liberal school, it's a jewish only school.

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>if you haven't been holed up for the last week or two
I actually have, though.

He has Asthma and he has something where his immune system is weak. I'm really worried about him. He would actually have to go into full NEET mode

Yeah but with Reviewbrah's case, he could actually die

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

4 CASES

this

This shit 10X'd in a MONTH. ONE MONTH. I remember the "over 9000" memes from January 31st. Holy fuck.

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>increasingly clear that this is the beginning stages of a major pandemic
>institutions around the world are restricting/discouraging travel and canceling events
>many first world countries including the US have gone very obviously full retard and are completely failing to contain
>the only preventative measure proven to work after community spread has begun is extremely restrictive quarantines, and that's assuming you believe Chinese figures
>airline stocks are UP
The stock market is GAY

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we're reaching nothingburger levels i didnt think possible

why is that thing allowed to dress that way in a professional setting? Shameful.

Literally just wash your hands why does everyone think hand sanitizer is better than hand washing

Yeah but they are actually saying it publicly now instead of dodging the question

The fuck you think

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Wild moose eat pine needles and pond scum. Grizzly bears eat mostly garbage and rotten fish, they’re even worse.

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/04/emergency-coronavirus-talks-on-possibility-of-parliament-closing-speaker-chief-medical-officer
>possibility of parliament closing
>not only for the staff working in the building but because the Palace of Westminster is a major tourist attraction
>prime minister’s spokesperson said: “It’s not for me to speak for parliament but I’m sure parliament will itself be led by the advice of the experts in terms of taking the steps it needs in order to protect the people that work there.
> some MPs believe any talk of a parliamentary shutdown is premature and would be very difficult to implement
> emergency powers would also need to be voted on every 28 days and that would require MPs to come back to parliament
>“We’re not all geriatric and it will take a lot to persuade me not to come in myself.”
>“We have taken a range of precautionary measures including placing information posters across the parliamentary estate encouraging thorough handwashing."
archive.is/NNUbQ

Lol

Remember that laowhy might be ITT. Keep posting this.

>ask Dad if he's been prepping for the virus or following the news
>Son I always have 6 months worth of food and ammo and shit ready
>Dad is also a massive germophobe

Sucks to have stupid parents fags

Most of them, but some have honest interest in the historical concepts.

dude, all the mines are in the north. and there is no case in the north of Chile.

>pic of talca.

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That's actually pretty important. Fucking coofing poors will come to work and spread it if you don't do something.

you can't always handwash your hands on the go

I always jack off with ethanol virucidal alcohol,10/10 would recommend

This is getting too spooky

Given that it has been widely circulated here and other places - this shit started in China in late October-early November. For purpose of convenience, lets say it started in 1st of November(also coinkidink is that is-ra-hell did a mass closure of embassies all over the world and announced it OCT 30th)- this gives us 2 and a half months - 10 weeks lets say for convenience. As of now, given the data observed, it would seem that this is spreading outside of China for at least 6 weeks, maybe even more (8 for example). If re-infection is the key to its deadliness, then we are anywhere between 2-4 weeks before it really gets to Wuhan level. Also there is a chance that an orchestrated cover up is actually masking the real damage as suggested by svenanon -ILI/influenza deaths in US for the period 29th September - 27th December were about 2,7K, while for the period after it - 28th Dec-2nd Feb there were close to 10x more - 29K or thereabouts , and the period was shorter (not a full quarter). So yeah, rough estimate T-28 to T-1 day before it shits the fan hard.

No one cares, Styx

I think the king county mayor was crying during his press conference...

Then get cancer. NO thanks asshole.

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Not all of us boomers are like that. I started prepping in January. I've been working on a cousin and a good friend, and they're coming around to my point of view and have started prepping. I just tell them that I think that it's going to be worse than what we're being told, and offer a couple of items, like the Chinese aren't being forthcoming and that we're not testing enough people here. Don't hit them with it hard, just keep up the more gentle suggestions. Not all of them will get it, but things are starting to look a little worse day by day. Try to get them to consider something other than Fox or network news, but do it gently. As boomers say, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Its gonna be good when the people working in stock exchanges start dying.

Same here user. My father is relatively healthy, but my mother has all sorts of autoimmune issues and gets sick often. It's a good think they live in the middle of nowhere, but the case in rural NH really worries me. If she gets corona-chan, she's as good as dead. Feels bad man.

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'Zat a still from Deer Hunter?

kek, Italy is a shitshow right now, and still we're the ones doing it better
>they tell you to keep 1mt distance
>di majo has pizza with some french frog no mask, no distance

>everything is suspended
>except Serie A soccer championship are still playing, closed doors

>school closed
>took a whole afternoon to confirm a news that was actually a rumor

wish I knew what recovered mean. Probably just discharged from hospital, moved to home quarantene

UAE prince has the corona?
twitter.com/ynms79797979/status/1235308291149922306

youtube.com/watch?v=CVJIAzcFfUc
>he transitioned already
wew lad

Go out and start shooting bats RIGHT NOW DONT LET IT MUTATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My mommy bought some can chicken noodle and told me it will have to do there's not much else we can do.

im gonna fucking die

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Anyone can start the next thread. Just do it right and at the right time

Inject it with morphine and light it on fire for an even more extreme experience.

remember, 500g of vitamin c a day keeps corona-chan away.

lol

>hey mom you guys really should get ready for this, looks bad
>you mean you're only now stocking up and learning about it, user? Don't worry about us, we're good for about 6 months if we take in your grandma, but it sounds like you might need to prepare. This looks worse then what they're showing on TV, your uncle showed me a lot of what's been happening in China
>mfw

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Germany is literally China 2.0 when it comes to covering up cases and deaths and normalizing this disease. There are tens of thousands already infected

60 is not so bad. you'll all make it until there's a vaccine.

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I know that you're writing that while stuck in a mine somewhere. Don't worry, we'll send help eventually.

/Ourdoctor/ said some EU-Officials got it, tested positive after visiting italy conference, back in brussels.

Go ahead user, touch your face

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Only limiting toilet paper here in Perth. Water and tinned food is still full in most shops I've been to but not the bog rolls. Completely empty haha wtf.

Risk is based, try out castle risk, it's a great twist

double-check him
i've got some prepfag friends who think they have a lot more food/supplies than they actually do. those prepper "meals" are like 200 calories.

what state are you in?

Why the FUCK are you on the go if you know there’s a respiratory virus going buckwild

The Dark web, nigger

>no magic bullet
>May stop cytokin storm that kills you.

There are two mechanisms whereby vitamin D can reduce the risk of death once the pandemic influenza virus infection took hold: reduced production of proinflammatory cytokines and reduced risk of bacterial pneumonia. The hormonal metabolite of vitamin D, 1,25-dihydroxyvitamin D, reduces the production of cytokines from T-helper 1 type (proinflammatory). 1,25-dihydroxyvitamin D also induces the production of human cathelicidin, LL-37, which has both antimicrobial and antiendotoxin properties. LL-37 has been found effective in reducing the risk of several types of bacteria, and is also thought to reduce the risk of respiratory viral infections including seasonal influenza.

Nah.. fuck off m8 i'll take it.

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Yeah our CDC is still denying it.
I just remember reading that article January 24 because that's when I knew this was a happening

It's just a matter of time before the virus reenters China from the outside. Someone will catch it in, say, Italy or the US, and then go to China and start a new outbreak there.

And that's fine for them but as with everything else, no one cares. At all. A lot of them like to bring it up like self righteous vegans as though it's intimidating.

I'm not a NEET sadly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Freshly baked bread:

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I'm amazed that flights weren't shut down weeks ago. Fuck the airlines.

That's what this virus does.

The first like 3 days you have a cough and maybe a fever.

Then you feel fine.

Then the next day your lungs collapse and you can't fucking breath. Pretty scary, although that's only 1/5 cases, so.... only a 20% chance that your lungs collapse.

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keep your fantasy in mind and maybe one day I'll invite you to fish with me in valdivia.

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carcasonne, backgammon, chess and romé, maybe strip poker with the wife

Most world "leaders" are going to catch it because of their jobs. Constant travel, meetings, rubbing shoulders with each other.

i wish this trashthot would just stop existing

This. I think the problem is too many people in the government, much like normies, suffer from normalcy bias. They refuse to pull their heads out of the sand because now that something truly fucked is happening they don't want to hurt feelings, scare people, or make tough decisions because that might not get them reelected. Many more people are going to die from their selfishness and incompetence. I'm sure that every government is downplaying and/or outright lying about this viruses severity.

In some Q&A on nu.nl an "expert" told everyone in January that the chances of this virus reaching The Netherlands were "practically zero". Never forget.

aaaargh

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600lb fat faggots will be the first to go

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I'm far to lazy for that, I'm here to call people cunts and shit post occasionally but old burger isn't updating the ingredients.

Only in Brazil do you need to do 2 fucking tests to confirm corona?
It is obvious that this is to hide the real number of cases.

I will start setting fire on rainforest right now.

Is the coronavirus fatal to hambones?