>you wake up
>your waifu is in your bedroom, she stares at you
>she is upset, she says something to you
>you can't speak Japanese and you can't understand her
How do you cope?
Suddenly one morning
Elijah Richardson
Jayden Robinson
read the subtitles
Parker Robinson
Use the language all women understand and punch her right in the eye
Matthew Parker
i thank god I live in the future and pull out my phone with google translate
John Garcia
Learn Japanese.
Alexander Torres
We don't need words to understand each other, we will use our whole bodies.
Brayden Murphy
Wonder why I forgot Japanese. It's probably a dream.
Caleb Young
Rape.
Eli Martinez
Freak out because theres an infinitely thin 2D plane infront of me.
Evan Cruz
I can translate her words and then learn the language.
Depending on the situation and what she was speaking, that'll change my answer. If it's some "we've been together for some time" scenario i can just play the amnesia card and go to a doctor, because it might as well have been that