Konosuba

Who would you rather have as your companion?

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Aqua for angry sex.

Darkness

Darkness
Aqua is useless

Darkness

Only 2 of those 3 put out.

Lalatina

Middle Megu.

Darkness.
>she'll let you do anything to her
>she will never get hurt because max CON
It's that even a question?

Megumin looks like a 5-year-old boy.

Aqua
>Has power but is completely stupid, bratty, and full of herself
Darkness
>Most stamina and dependable, but useless in a real fight as anything other than a shield
Megu
>Near instant-kill move that she can only use once

I would pick megu but have her actually stack magic points so she can cast more explosions

I want to fuck that 5 year old boy

Darkness actually is a pure pervert and kazuma had to try and guide her when she tried raping him

>other girls get tired
>Darkness' ass can be pounded literally all day

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Aqua has all of those amazing abilities and still manages to fuck things up more than she helps, she is beyond useless

my cutewife megumin of course

>cutewife

Darkness ofc

Anybody who picked Aqua deserves to be buried in debt due to her retarded decisions

I would beat the shit out of Darkness every day.

Aqua obviously. Despite the fact that she is annoying, she is more useful that the two bitches. And I can fuck her all day

I’d rather pound her abs desu. Plus she’d enjoy it too

>she is more useful that the two bitches

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She probaly into ntr so thats a hard pass for me. Also probably look like roast beef too.

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>incredibly high damage absorb skill


That's fucking OP

>brings back the dead
That's good because she canonically gets people killed.
>purifies
Because I drinking water the entirety of my life. Good job fucking over your own cult city though.
>turns undead
Attracts undead. Literally creates undead attack events even while she sleeps.
>can summon fish
Ahhh good, Megumin can make another species extinct.

only the best

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What if they don't consent

Wiz. All the curves of Darkness without the crazy, with the utility of a well-rounded spellcaster, and probably enough magic knowledge to make breeding viable.

This. God tier tanks make bosses look like retards.

Kazuma is a fag for not claiming all 3 of em

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If she was only annoying, I'd agree. But her stupidity makes her at least as much liability as she is asset so all up she's not worthwhile. Darkness is a good meat shield, but having absolutely no offsense is not a strategy that works. So the choice has to be Megumin.