That's your peepee? I would have at least expected five inches but all you have is three and a half. Wow, user

>can only last 4 strokes

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I'm thinking of getting penal reduction.
I have never entered a woman but I'm packing an 7-8 incher that keeps getting bigger as I lose some of my chubbyness.

>inch

>but all you have is three and a half.
fine by me. it's actually a bit too much for my wife.

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Hard or Soft?

You know it's a crime to marry children.

I don't want to hear that from someone who can't even eyeball my length. It's 2 inches, get it right.

Doujins told me Bell's penis is small which she likes

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I have 6 but I'm a manlet

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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Dumb umbrella i-it's not like I wanted to see your tits or anything.

>implying a virgin goddess has even seen a benis.

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It's flaccid, you dumb cow

Size doesn’t really matter it’s alot about stamina these days

HAHAHA

Biggus Dickus

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Why the hell are you measuring my piss? Well I'm sorry that I didn't drink much today

>1 inch flaccid
>6 inches erect
>satisfied with my erect size but mortified of people seeing my flaccid size
>dick turns into an innie if it's cold enough
Peak grower

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so is the manga on hiatus or something?

>being able to tell it to the half inch from that far away
I don't do whores.

Same

This is something out of an H manga

I'm a grower, not a shower.

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lose weight fatty

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5.5 , but it curves to the left
Guess thats better than being a supreme gentleman

Hesita plz that cute flat Amazon is here

each stroke last an hour

I thought this was the norm for most of my life.

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>tfw 4.5 inch