ITT: ways you would bully your waifu

>go on a date with Megumin
>offer her the kids menu and ask if she wants the tall chair
>drink her beer and offer her an apple juice

>Megumin wants to go cast explosions
>leave her hat and staff on a shelf she can't reach
>wait at the door and ask her to hurry up

>sneak into Megumin's room early in the morning
>put some soap on her eyepatch
>laugh at her when her eye stings

>use Steal on Megumin's panties in public
>use sleight of hand to swap panties in your pocket
>pull out an extremely slutty crotchless thong and ask if it's hers

>tie Megumin's front twintails together while she's napping
>glue them to her top lip to create a giant mustache
>get her to recite incantations in a grumpy old man voice

>pick up Megumin after she is drained of all mana
>princess carry instead of a piggy back
>embarass her by constantly commenting on how cute she is

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High quality autism

>>princess carry instead of a piggy back
Extremely based

Holy shit this needs to be stickied

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Does anyone on Yas Forums even have a waifu anymore?

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I love anime girl bullying threads

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No, (they) delete every waifu thread on Yas Forums to make this board more normalfag friendly

Only lewdbullying for me.

I do. Anime soon.

Has anyone ever gone all out and murder people in the name of their waifu? Asking for research.

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i got into a fist fight once