Implying you wouldn't

>implying you wouldn't

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Oh, I would.

I would never imply that, because it's not true.

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>implying anyone wouldn't

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>Brown
>Amazon
>Snek
>Mommy gf
>Big milkies
>Lewd as fuck
>Genuinely loves you
>Breast pillow headpats
>Futa
What went so right?

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IMAGINE feel Sylvia┬┤s sylvia in your ass.

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Everything. I'm not even into futa, but she's so perfect I can't not love her.

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>Sylvia will never tenderly rail you in the ass while holding you between her breasts, stroking your head and calling you a cute boy who she loves

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How big?

Of course I would, do I look gay to you?

>she
>her
>implying

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>Kazuma bails because of her dick
How could he not know she could just get rid of it?

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I got aroused in the theater when she came along.

he can manipulate any part of his body even his dick, so if you asked nicely he would have turned that into a vagina.

What's wrong with that?

Kazuma is a fag.

I would let her fuck my mouth anytime she wanted.

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So, every other hour then?

I'm too much of a lawful good guy nor would I roll a bard to even entertain the thought. This creature that serves as general of the Demon King's army does not arouse my interest nor desire.

Everyday, we stray further from God.

Not liking dickgirls makes you a fag now?

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yes

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Boobs to big.
I am from EU and my country is ruled by Monster Girls.

>Genuinely loves you
I would hope she could respawn in a depowered form like Vanir. From there she could actually join the crew, and her running gag is to seduce Kazuma much to his horror.

Imagine the taste of his smegma

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>he doesn't know

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This.

Dude, look at Even Texas likes futas. It's the new normal. By definition, abnormal people are faggots. Therefore, not liking futas makes you gay.

I heard there was some shit in the novel about her having a beard. I don't get it. Futa and traps are so common in hentai, why the fuck are LN and manga writers so weak when it comes to this shit.

>I am from EU and my country is ruled by Monster Girls.
You sure about that buddy

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>Even Texas likes futas
No we don't

>Futa dominates both the US and the EU
Okay, genuinely what is happening?

FutaCHADS can't be stoped, user.

western anime fans are faggots
more news at 11

The Awakening.

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These ARE my glasses.

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>Have no interest in futas before this movie
>Sylvia comes along
>Now I'm starting to fantasize about getting railed by her lovingly and forcefully as she slowly molds my boypussy into her personal onahole
what's happening to me?

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