One Punch Man live action film preditcions thread

Dwayne "The Rock" Jon's son as Saitama

"You're a fast one... who are you?"
"Bein' honest with ya... Just 'ere for fun, right?..."

He's the perfect actor to cast as Saitama, which makes it a shame why it won't happen.
>Both are jaded, bald morons
>The comedy style would probably mesh fairly well
>Both barely give a shit, and KP's poor acting could easily be excused because the character of Saitama perpetually fails to both give a shit and to emote

>So I was at the house of evolution, right? And there's this lil monkey fella

>karl pilikington as saitama
Lmfaooo

I think it could be a brilliant commentary on how formulaic and boring superhero films are becoming, but to make it good, I think they'll have to do this much:
>Cast most of the monsters as big Marvel and DC film stars
>Cast Saitama as a joke actor, someone like Karl Pilkington like OP suggested is perfect IMO, but Ryan Reynolds, as much of a joke that would be, I think would fit fine
>Have a few monologue sequences where Saitama reflects on how boring superheroes are, maybe like when he tries out for the hero association there's an internal monologue that's like "these guys all look the same, just piled up one after another... I can't even tell them apart honestly"
>Have an overarching theme about the formulaic nature of superheroes

nothing brilliant about it, that's skin deep parody/satire at best
like hancock

why are you even discussing something that will be in production hell for YEARS, same as Akira, SnK and others

AGAIN?! WHY THE F#@% BURGERICANS KEEP TURNING JAPANESE ANIME INTO THEIR LOCALIZED SHIT? THEY ALWAYS END UP FLOPPING SO WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT?!

IT WILL BE WORSE(which isn't even that bad) THAN S2

Americans should go back to doing what they do best: being overweight and eating hamburgers.

my prediction

some producer had a script they want to produce but couldn't find financing. They found a successful ip that has some similarity, so they swapped some names in their script to use the popular ip to push their own OC.

Some studio big wig will read a series of bullet point made by an intern based on an abridged version made by some other intern, he'll add his own input based on his ideas of what sells.

Then they'll give the bullet points to a writer to make a script based on that, then back to the producer, for a couple of cicles, then it reaches a director who rewrites the script to make it fit his vision.

saitama is in his twenties and has an athletic body.

So which will be the token "still played by an Asian-looking actor" character?

>THEY ALWAYS END UP FLOPPING SO WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT?

Prevent other companies from making a successful movie and profiting from it.
That is an actual thing. Studios will buy properties that they think could be successful even if they have no intention of actually maing a movie just to prevent other studios from making one.

So wait, will this be made by Hollywood? If it will be made by Hollywood then we can expect good quality but everything else besides the qualitywill be 120% confirmed shit, by the main reason that this will just be treated as another Marvel movie, the 90% of reasons people like OPM are not related to the capeshit aspect of it and this movie will be 100% capeshit so, well, like I said, my only expectations are really good visuals, my only hopes? That at least they decide to go for a rock soundtrack but I have the feeling everything will be shitty 2020s rap.

Tatsumaki/Terrible Tornado

By her original VA?

Expecting that is expecting this to appeal to non-normies, which won't happen.
It'll probably be that lass who played the horrid "rose" character in the new star wars

Black Tatsumaki

I mean, we all know at least one of the main character will get blacked, the ones with the bigger chances are Tatsumaki(and Fubuki by extension) or King, everyone else have the same exact chances of getting the change.