How to get a Saki gf?

how to get a Saki gf?

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Be a gril, learn how to sing

Dig up a Banchou girl corpse

so you're saying become the Saki gf?

okay and what comes after that?

No she only likes girls with spunk and a good throat

I'm not a girl, I have spunk (?) and I don't know if I have a good throat. Will she still love me?

Learn some zombie voodoo magic.

Fuckin' voodoo magic, mon! Hahahaha!

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You have sex with the corpse until it revives. Or rots completely; whatever happens first.

Become a necromancer and move out to Saga.

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from you? yes please

Marry her seiyuu

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Chicken.

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If ya learn how to sing maybe

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Dump over, thank you for your time.

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You have to rap your love to her.

Fried chicken and tamagotchis.

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