Jojolion thread boye

As you have probably seen, I was not running

Hi Jobin

Hello dear Jobinkek, here for my foot massage?

Yes *licks your foot*

Sorry Jobin, I only give foot massages to main villains

No worries, I am not the jealous type

You're clearly the seething type though, your keyboard must be on fire

Yes, that will be adequate

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I just put it in the freezer, it's all cool now

Well how could you type if your keyboard is frozen? Unless you don't actually own a freezer

Well you see, the heat was so intense, the keyboard just came back to it's normal temperature when I put it in there

It’s obvious that Tooru is connected to Satoru somehow but I don’t think they’re literally the same person. Holly kept on saying that Satoru’s true form was borderline incomprehensible a few chapters ago, so it’s possible that Tooru is just one manifestation or part of Satoru who is as a whole some kind of calamitous energy being. Tooru clearly has his own goals and motivations regarding Yasuho, and even told Josuke and Araki where she was back in the Woo arc which resulted in Woo’s death, and Woo was super important to Satoru’s Locacaca treatment experiments since it was only by the ability of Doctor Wu that permanent brain damage could be avoided. The Stand that appears when Josuke resolves to follow Satoru is clearly Tooru’s since it shares his outfit motifs and shit, but given what we learnt this chapter it could be a completely different Stand from the one making calamitous Satoru images that people chase after. So here’s my theory;

Tooru is either part of Satoru who is a complex, incomprehensible being, or is otherwise related to him somehow. Either way he knows what Satoru is planning, and because he likes Yasuho he wants to keep her away from Satoru. The Stand with the scythe hands is his Stand and also completely separate from Satoru’s calamity ability. He set it on Josuke to activate whenever he pursues Satoru to try and dissuade him from putting himself and by proxy Yasuho in danger. Josuke and Rai assume that Tooru’s Stand is related to Satoru’s because they appear at the same time constantly. Do note that the scythe handed Stand didn’t appear to attack Mitsuba the numerous times Satoru’s calamities affected her, it’s only going after Josuke. Tooru is telling the truth about wanting to help Yasuho and Josuke, but he knows what’s up with Satoru and also has some connection to him so he can’t help them. All he can do is try to keep them away from Satoru as he attempts to convince them to give up their chase.

And now you've proved that you don't know how freezers work. Ironic for someone with a heat based stand

dumping some jjl theories

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Hey, I am only human

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If you're human why did you post a cat? Seems to me you're actually a cat

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>tooru’s a model for porn mags
What the fuck araki but also based?

Hmmmm, that could make sense, but I don't know, I kinda like the dynamic of Cerberus and Hades we have here, especially since Araki managed to actually make us think the HD was able to actually all that shit, the only reason we know the truth is because he outright told us, proving how effective of a bodyguard Tooru is

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No my fellow man, I not a cat

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Can you two weirdos go have rp cyber sex somewhere else?

Your posts smell suspiciously like tuna...

Im pretty sure hair girl is forgotten by akira

Hey, don't blame me, they started calling me Jobin after I (unintentionally) said one of his quotes, I am just having a little fun is all

Something interesting but not super important I noticed on a reread; Damo mentions that he came to the Higashikata house with three (3) goals, and also that there is never just one (1) reason for something, everything is multilayered and has purpose. Satoru Akefu has (had) three (3) subordinates, and each of them obsessed over one (1) particular aspect of getting the New Rokakaka. Urban Guerrilla only cared about how it would improve the Rock Humans’ standing in society and their racial superiority. Poor Tom only cared about the material comfort it would bring. Tomoki Woo only cared about the benefit it would bring to society as a whole. Together, these three (3) separate motivations come together to form Satoru Akefu’s one (1) complex, multilayered motivation. Just like Damo said, everything has multiple meanings and causes. Nothing is directly 1:1, it’s all deeply interwoven together.

That's just my girlfriend

You're still part of the problem though. Not like I care much though, I'd just like for threads to stay on topic

I still think this is plausible. The Speedwagon Foundation already existed during SBR and sponsored the race, plus that video of Tomoki Wu addressing the concerns about the treatment’s effectiveness was clearly aimed at shareholders or sponsors. Who else in this continuity exists that fits better?

This all might culminate into something big, his huge speech also alludes to this being the case

Good theory, but you can’t both improve life for human beings and make their world only downwards while your species rises to the top.
Also this doesn’t encapsulate tooru or whoever is helping him now with this stand.

Ok ok, don't worry, I may be OP but I am not a fag, not today at least

Araki has never just outright forgotten characters. She’s still important just not to the current arc.

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You've done more to characterize Akefu than Araki. I'm impressed user