>be tiny backwater colony
>OH MY DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
>start fight again largest empire in human history
>win
>go on to become the most powerful nation on earth
who the fuck writes this shit? America is a fucking Mary Sue nation
Biggest Historical Asspulls
Jaxon Bennett
Owen Mitchell
Joshua Bennett
Europoors will litteraly never understand.
By the way fun fact I actually only learned yesterday, due to his status as THE American General, an act was proposed by a general in the Army and enacted by congress that General Washington will always be the highest rank in the US Military.
So he is technically a 6-star general. The only official one we have had.
Just kind of a neat nod to the mans legacy.
Isaiah Roberts
>So he is technically a 6-star general
Imagine how hard he'll be to roll in the gacha.
Gabriel Sullivan
>American """education"""
First off:
Your war against Britain was won because France. It was all just a proxy war for France and your independence was seen as just a prologue to the French Revolution
Secondly:
You fall to the Great Depression where people where literally starving and begging for work in exchange for scrap food
You managed to find a solution by using your industrial power to sell arms and thus provided arms to the Allies
You became a superpower because you are the only powerful nation that was not damaged by the war
Then you established the UN that caused decolonization of EU colonies. Thus, establishing yourself to have a monopoly on the powerplay matched only by the Soviets.
Yes, you are powerful. But sadly, you are still just a little chapter in the history of man. You've been a powerhouse for just some 70 years. France, Britain, Spain, Portugal, China have been at it for longer. Much, much, longer
Anthony Hughes
>You fall to the Great Depression where people where literally starving and begging for work in exchange for scrap food
Capitalismbros... I thought only communism had breadlines...
Daniel Thomas
Where the fuck is my Rome anime? Why do Japs hate Rome so much?
Xavier Wood
Europoors are so funny.
Nathaniel James
>"largest" empire was getting dabbed on at the same time by their greatest rival and couldn't affors to send too much troops across the whole words
Fucking speedreader
Jeremiah Reyes
Because they were faggot pedos in denial
Jacob Russell
You're forgetting that america had allies throughout all of the world and logistical advantages
Samuel Torres
Why not just call him Generalissimo of the United States?
Owen Morales
The founding fathers, but they are cute anime girls
Adrian Bennett
You're thinking of the Greeks bro
Parker Brooks
So were the Samurai. Your point?
WHen the Portugese came to Japan, they were outright shocked by the degeneracy of the Japs because they are always half nude. Like the Romans
Wyatt Morris
Nice writing hacks
Cooper Allen
Pederasty is a sexual relationship between an adult man and a pubescent or adolescent boy. The term pederasty is primarily used to refer to historical practices of certain cultures, particularly ancient Greece and ancient Rome
Parker Gray
Ayden Johnson
I know Yas Forums is mostly shitposting and false flagging now a days but why is this thread here?
Ryan Ross
>facing millions of casualties invading Japan
>OH MY SPLIT ATOM
>they surrender within a week
Deus Ex Machina bullshit
Liam Anderson
Sounds italian and, as we all know, italians are faggot pedos in denial
Elijah Ramirez
Thanks wikipedia
Justin Evans
10,000 years of written history
Never thought 2 massive continents exist just beyond the sea
Do they really have to nail a faggot to a cross just to cross the damned ocean?
Dylan Robinson
Nice Yas Forums thread, mutt.
Ryder Perez
You're welcome. Hope you won't be a retard anymore
Dominic Lee
>O my overpowered adopted son
Sebastian Lewis
Highlander: Search of Vengeance has parts with Rome in it
Cooper Turner
>Tiny island nation finally up against the big bad horde
>Massively outnumbered, all hope is lost
>Deus-ex-machina typhoon comes in and wipes out the entire fleet, all glory to nippon
Blatant asspull for some cheap propoganda message, they obviously wrote themselves into a corner here
Brody Martinez
>O my divine wind
Blatant nipwank is so fucking cringe
Lincoln Young
>O MY TURTLE SHIPS
David Powell
>John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill, DSO & Bar, MC & Bar (16 September 1906 – 8 March 1996), was a British Army officer who fought in the Second World War with a longbow, bagpipes, and a Scottish broadsword.
>Nicknamed "Fighting Jack Churchill" and "Mad Jack", he was known for the motto: "Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed."
Who the fuck watching such shitty written garbage? Try to do this IRL without plot armor. Even chuu2shit is more realistic.
Xavier Turner
shit world building, couldn't even make a coherent timeline
John Brooks
>you'll never asspull so hard that you'll get an anime made by the people you whacked with your plot armor