NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Goes from the world most dangerous Ninja to selling Potatoes*
fuck off
he also turned himself into a woman to get pregnant from kabuto
i miss em
God, that's such a flat fucking animation style. It looks so ugly.
>literally can't do jackshit because the two strongest ninja in the world would just rape him on the spot
That's what developing society does to you. Probably some African warlords working as accountants rn from the influx of China bux into their countries.
>naruto poster uses nigger memes
Color me surprised.
How does *she* rape underage ninja kids now if *she* has a vagoo?
It’s a well known fact that the sound four, kimimaru and the other sound ninja didn’t have their asses intact
How does Yas Forums do it? Even with all it's flaws it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards.
>get pregnant from kabuto
Kek
Is this canon?
>he thinks Naruto and Sasuke are stronger than Orochimaru
Why do you think Orochimaru is allowed to roam free, user? His only watch is Yamato and if you think Yamato can do shit to Orochimaru then you are sorely mistaken.
Orochimaru is impossible to kill, the moment you take out his current body. You've now got to deal with the fact you've lost track of a guy who is hard to find and can still do all his work in his new body.
Orochimaru is so easy and free at this point he even hands Naruto his kid, which in any other ninja situation would be considered giving Naruto a hostage rather than the "You ain't got shit on this so raise my kid" situation it actually is
Wojack posts consistently get removed.
Thats literally the only difference.
>thinking immortality = stronger
Tell me user, if Vegeta did become immortal, do you honestly think Frieza wouldn't have slapped his shit?
>pregnant from kabuto
Fake and literally gay
Not the same kind of immortality. It's not like Vegeta would get wasted, pop up somewhere else in the universe and spend the rest of his time committing horrific acts in the name of science.
Orochimaru can get blown the fuck up all he wants but Naruto and Sasuke are going to die and there isn't going to be anyone in the world to actually stop Orochimaru from doing what he wants.
lol based
>achieves multiple levels of immortality, becomes a permanent fixture of reality, is respected by those he previously nearly destroyed, chills out
After then fourth or fifth slapping, Freeza would get stomped.
Why didn't he just get impregnated by Sasuke to get the sharingan?
>host body only needs to last 9 months
>can take the newborn's body and breastfeed from Karin
Yeah, Saiyans lolpowerup every time they are close to death then recover it's pretty establish
So an immortal saiyan is functionally the most powerful being ever
Cute & hot, I unironically would
you are a spic pedophile though
Based
Yes
shonens are a joke, only children and retards watch them
The potato chip is from Orochimaru's future daughter in law.