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Asuka reminds me of the girl I made out with once ten years ago when I was still a teen, all we did was fucking make out once yet it was more special to me than any of the sex I've had in my life. The way she touched me made me feel so loved
no thanks
>had sex with multiple people
>made out with someone
>presumably had multiple relationships
Why the fuck is nobody here a loser virgin anymore.
I'm most likely a bigger loser and failure than the lot of virgins are
imagine finding sex hard in 2019+1
THIRSTY incel thread?
Aren't we coming up on a quarter of a century soon?
I'm not a virgin but I can't deny that sometimes I act like a loser
Remake eva but replace all the voices and sound effects with Anno's voice.
i am
His new movie will be three and half hours of him looking at the camera with a disgusted and condescending expression
Not anymore.
Remember that weird pain in your butt you felt when you woke up? Yeah, that was me.
>Remake eva but make good
This but Moot voices Asuka.
>Moot voices Asuka.
god yes
I dunno if you can call it 'good', I think a whole series where all you hear is Anno's voice in different pitches and personalities would drive any man to hang himself.
y-ou mean my.....my w-wizard power a-re are....g-g g go.......................................
Because 10 years ago everyone here was still in highschool and now they've grown up and balanced anime with real life whereas you're still stuck with the mindset of a child
He should've raped her and anyone he liked on a whim. His father was tasked with "saving" the world. He even had (((them))) on his side. Mass murdering rape etc. he in theory could get away. If only he wasn't such a bitch.
Heat
Boobs
Science
Rei looked way better in her swimsuit
Fuck you, user.
Imagine being so degenerate and stupid that you seek out casual sex. Yes, I've overcome my social anxiety and I could get it, but I'd rather die than be a normalfag piece of shit. Also used up 3D whores are disgusting and not worth the effort.
No, you're just a late blooming faggot. You were always a normalfag.
You know there's a whole board for this right?
>bloomers
Hi user, Hideaki Anno here. Obviously it is a figurative design that is supposed to criticize and mock the toxic masculinity of weebs. What you don't understand is that the hospital masturbation scene was a direct attack on your gross weebs who objectify my characters in the same way Shinji masturbated to a comatose Asuka. I added more fanservice of Asuka in the remake movies to further this point. We are selling Asuka posters, figures, and body pillows to further prove these deep symbolic argument.
#OKBloomer
As expected of the master, Anno-sama. How much and where might one procure said wares?
Ironic incel pandering is still incel pandering Anno, you fucking hack
I mean I get it out of pity roughly once a year then made fun of for being terrible. So nothing much has really changed.
cope