Umineko hate thread

It was a very good personal friend who I trusted who was shilling it for 3 years and saying it wasn't typical VN trash.
Then it was two other mutual friends from the same group that started to read it and said it was good.
I feel utterly bambozled.

Nah, it went on for way too long. The pacing ruined what should have been a touching moment.

it was like 40 minutes, I bet you liked the anime version in which they just flail like retards for 3 minutes and that's it

I bet you couldn't guess what Eva's trick was you fucking retard

I think you just have shit taste user, it can't be helped.

I actually I kind of get OP's complaint. All the chuuni shit wasn't present from the beginning, it blindsides you starting episode 2 and 3. If you like the more grounded aspects then it's basically false advertising. Most people drop Umineko in episode 2 because of the chuuni laser sword fight sequence comes out of nowhere and confuses the reader.

Though it's a bit odd he hates chuunishit so much. I assume OP watches anime, so he should already be familiar with it. I thought some fantasy anime elements like the red in episode 2 was complete genius. The fight sequences did add a lot of drama, even though I thought they were overdone and took too long. Removing all chuuni elements from the story would make it quite dull.

user NOT
IS ALL FAKE I FOUND THE REAL SOLUTION OF UMINEKO ERIKANTRICE

ERIKA IS KANON
this is why erika didnt saw kanon in the closet because Kanon was into herself

manifesto:
pastebin.com/XVrRMWqS
Booru:
erikce.booru.org

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Anime adaptation is shit, VN is great

It can be solved in episode one, but surely you don't need to read up until episode four, do you?

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