How would (you) murder your waifu?

How would (you) murder your waifu?

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I wouldn't but if a gun was put to my head I'd take the bullet.

>How would (you) murder your waifu?
how do I stop her from killing me is a better question

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Yes, killing/beating women is hot as fuck i'd probably have the best orgasm of my life

My waifu is a magical girl skilled in combat. Not that I'd ever hurt her anyway but if I even try she could incapacitate me then purify whatever evil force is making me attack her.

Why the hell would I ever do that? I'd sooner kill myself instead.

Can you die from too much sex?

Maybe she gets off to snuff

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She dies during childbirth because Japanese girls are like 4'2

im sorry to do that to you user

>I love Emilia.

I-I didn’t mean to, it was an accident.....
[Please forgive me]

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is...is that a fucking hunger games screenshot???? MODS MODS MODS

Childbirth

I would love her, marry her, make children with her, live a long life with her, then pull the plug when she's unconscious.

By rereading the chapter she dies in.

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American detected.

(Your mortality rates when it comes to childbirth are unbelievably high compared to other developed nations.)

this is what obsession looks like

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obsessed

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i think he was just talking about lolies but ok

please stop posting the shop

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I honestly want to find the legendary infected version of this image, but I guess that'd be impossible to verify since any troll could simply link to a version they just infected themselves.

No,

I wouldn't. I'm much rather help her murder everyone else.

This

leave her at the altar

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based

Offtopic but How does cope when people are making disgusting porn of my waifu?
Is making a tulpa a solution?

Hunt them down
All of them
Every last one